Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn’t see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could anyone that closely watches the sport really call it that? I’m squarely in the “NO!” corner.
TO THE GAME!
Texans/Chiefs:
-The first time that these guys played this year Houston bounced around a Mahomes that was battling an ankle ouchie. If they’re relying on him to make bone-headed plays like Josh Allen did last week in order to win I don’t think it’ll happen.
-As a matter of hoohaw, Kermit has graded out as the top performing qb the last 3 weeks of the regular season.
-You’d think that Tyreek and Kelce will run free all day because opposing qb’s average 281 yards passing but keep an eye on Damien “Bad Seed” Williams. The Texans are 8th worst in yards per carry defended and the lousiest against rb’s catching the ball out of the backfield.
-KC slowly morphed into a well-rounded team as the season went on and the D (under Steve “Spags” Spagnoulo) started getting pressure from the ends. If you recall his work with the Giants D in 2016, he likes to funnel everything to the middle of the field and let the safties and lb’s clean up. It’s simple but it works. Qb Watson had 2.6 seconds to throw last week but I don’t see that happening again.
Prediction Time! The Texans are exposed to the tune of 35-13.
Put ‘er there, partner! And by ‘there’, I mean down below, in words and pics.
JJ tWatt sucking wind right now.
You can drop the back half of that sentence
Then add booze and hookers
was gonna be my exact comment
Imagine if you had a 500s halftime ML bet…
/is not me
Push?
Yeah, I’m convinced.
/sarcasm
nah, I did consider it, but forgot. I do have ML on the Truthers later (FT)
Man Mahomes cannot miss
he has a real chance to be GOAT
These Texans are out here prolapsing like its a proctologist’s office.
I know it’s healthy to laugh at jokes, but this time it just wasn’t worth it.
So maybe the second half will also consist of each team scoring four times each quarter.
Bud Light Seltzer should be banned under the Laws of Land Warfare .
https://twitter.com/Yuengling_Beer/status/1207472173402771456
I haven’t seen Texans this hard trying hold back a siege since The Alamo.
More like the Goliad Massacre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliad_massacre
NERD!
Can’t help knowing this shit if you live in Texas.
Somebody tell Kirk Cousins that is what we like
I haven’t seen this many Texans shit the bed at the same time since the last Lars Von Trier movie I watched
if Chefs win, BANNER THIS
Awesome
Chaos reigns!
Chefs gon’ pull away.
These Chefs are pretty good when they’re not dropping everything.
– Gordon Ramsey
This is by far the most entertaining first half of football that I’ve ever seen. Ever.
(while slow motion replay shows defender making contact with receiver with the ball still three yards away)
Referee Expert: “It looks early in Real Time but I don’t see anything in Slow Motion that shows early contact.”
Would have been funny if Buttchinski threw his challenge flag (since they had no timeouts and thus could nae challenge)
Kelce is gonna get ALL TEH YARDS
Or BLEERGH.
Although that was pretty blatant.
Andy Reid is confused why O’Brien isn’t banking his timeouts for the second half
GREAT coverage there
In a preview to tonight’s game, it looks like Seattle has employed Biological Warfare.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/illness-spreading-through-the-packers-locker-room-multiple-players-added-late-to-injury-report/
Wow, you guys are already 3 pages in and I haven’t even turned on my (smaller) TV yet.
Yes, my niece has taken up the whole day being a little shithead. Oh sure, when you want something bought for you or picked up at the grocery store you’re more than willing to communicate. But otherwise don’t talk to me.
You could say we had a bit of a talk about the fact that she’s not the only one in this house and stop being a selfish little prick.
No I didn’t use those words.
OK….time for football.
We’re quickly going Josh Allen Plaid
The Spirit of Brokeback Compels YOU!!!
https://consequenceofsound.net/2020/01/burt-ward-penis-pills/
“Wait there’s a second quarter?”
-(whoever is coach of the Texans I dont fucking know anymore)
31-28 at half?
If this Sorensen cat wants to be mayor, I like his chances.
Does he love JEEZUS and TEH TROOPZ?
he’s bald and white, so…
What the… When did Custer show up?!
“Custard? Yes, I’ll have some.”
-A. Reid
This is pretty great
Ottoman is reporting in. He’s alive and voting for the spending bills. Oops too much info
Who had the over?
In the first half?
Told you Bittchin would fuck this up
This is so funny
I haven’t seen Texans fuck up this much since the George W. Bush Administration.
https://images.app.goo.gl/eTkJ8pfupa5Y6TxE7
Why does it say “You’ve already voted for this comment” I know that I want to +1 it again
2 hours and change, and we haven’t been called to the stage yet. Best gig ever!
Can’t blame THAT on O’Brien.
Yes you can
Absolute madness
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
SUDDEN BANANACAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRIPLE PLAID BANANACAKES!!!!
Welp, guess we’re relegating Houston instead
BANANACAKES!
SUDDEN CHANGE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
“Not quite sure.”
-Marvin Gaye
man, i really want this for Fat Andy now
At least the line is +10
35-24? 42-31??
Kelce Grammer!
Surmountable lead!
My Buttchin for a kingdom
We may have a game, after all.
Shit. Williams gonna walk in again.
Galaxy brain Buttchin