Your Mid-Afternoon NFL Playoff Game Open Thread

Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn’t see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could anyone that closely watches the sport really call it that? I’m squarely in the “NO!” corner.

TO THE GAME!

Texans/Chiefs:

-The first time that these guys played this year Houston bounced around a Mahomes that was battling an ankle ouchie. If they’re relying on him to make bone-headed plays like Josh Allen did last week in order  to win I don’t think it’ll happen.

-As a matter of hoohaw, Kermit has graded out as the top performing qb the last 3 weeks of the regular season.

-You’d think that Tyreek and Kelce will run free all day because opposing qb’s average 281 yards passing but keep an eye on Damien “Bad Seed” Williams. The Texans are 8th worst in yards per carry defended and the lousiest against rb’s catching the ball out of the backfield.

-KC slowly morphed into a well-rounded team as the season went on and the D (under Steve “Spags” Spagnoulo) started getting pressure from the ends. If you recall his work with the Giants D in 2016, he likes to funnel everything to the middle of the field and let the safties and lb’s clean up. It’s simple but it works. Qb Watson had 2.6 seconds to throw last week but I don’t see that happening again.

Prediction Time! The Texans are exposed to the tune of 35-13.

Put ‘er there, partner! And by ‘there’, I mean down below, in words and pics.

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LemonJello

JJ tWatt sucking wind right now.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You can drop the back half of that sentence

Mistborn Impossible

Then add booze and hookers

King Hippo

was gonna be my exact comment

King Hippo

Imagine if you had a 500s halftime ML bet…

/is not me

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Push?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, I’m convinced.
/sarcasm

King Hippo

nah, I did consider it, but forgot. I do have ML on the Truthers later (FT)

Dick E. Phuck

Man Mahomes cannot miss

King Hippo

he has a real chance to be GOAT

Dick E. Phuck

These Texans are out here prolapsing like its a proctologist’s office.

Mistborn Impossible

I know it’s healthy to laugh at jokes, but this time it just wasn’t worth it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

So maybe the second half will also consist of each team scoring four times each quarter.

LemonJello

Bud Light Seltzer should be banned under the Laws of Land Warfare .

clint greasewood

I haven’t seen Texans this hard trying hold back a siege since The Alamo.

Viva La Tabula Raza

More like the Goliad Massacre.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliad_massacre

Mr. Ayo

NERD!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Can’t help knowing this shit if you live in Texas.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Somebody tell Kirk Cousins that is what we like

Old School Zero

I haven’t seen this many Texans shit the bed at the same time since the last Lars Von Trier movie I watched

King Hippo

if Chefs win, BANNER THIS

Spur

Awesome

Col. Duke LaCross

Chaos reigns!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Chefs gon’ pull away.

Mr. Ayo

These Chefs are pretty good when they’re not dropping everything.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Inorite?

– Gordon Ramsey

Redshirt

(while slow motion replay shows defender making contact with receiver with the ball still three yards away)

Referee Expert: “It looks early in Real Time but I don’t see anything in Slow Motion that shows early contact.”

King Hippo

Would have been funny if Buttchinski threw his challenge flag (since they had no timeouts and thus could nae challenge)

King Hippo

Kelce is gonna get ALL TEH YARDS

Viva La Tabula Raza

Or BLEERGH.
Although that was pretty blatant.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Andy Reid is confused why O’Brien isn’t banking his timeouts for the second half

King Hippo

GREAT coverage there

Redshirt

In a preview to tonight’s game, it looks like Seattle has employed Biological Warfare.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/illness-spreading-through-the-packers-locker-room-multiple-players-added-late-to-injury-report/

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, you guys are already 3 pages in and I haven’t even turned on my (smaller) TV yet.
Yes, my niece has taken up the whole day being a little shithead. Oh sure, when you want something bought for you or picked up at the grocery store you’re more than willing to communicate. But otherwise don’t talk to me.

You could say we had a bit of a talk about the fact that she’s not the only one in this house and stop being a selfish little prick.

No I didn’t use those words.

OK….time for football.

Old School Zero

We’re quickly going Josh Allen Plaid

King Hippo

The Spirit of Brokeback Compels YOU!!!

Col. Duke LaCross
herodotus450

“Wait there’s a second quarter?”
-(whoever is coach of the Texans I dont fucking know anymore)

King Hippo

31-28 at half?

King Hippo

If this Sorensen cat wants to be mayor, I like his chances.

Dick E. Phuck

Does he love JEEZUS and TEH TROOPZ?

King Hippo

he’s bald and white, so…

Redshirt

What the… When did Custer show up?!

LemonJello

“Custard? Yes, I’ll have some.”
-A. Reid

Dick E. Phuck

This is pretty great

Mr. Ayo

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Spur

Ottoman is reporting in. He’s alive and voting for the spending bills. Oops too much info

Sharkbait

Who had the over?

Senor Weaselo

In the first half?

Spur

Told you Bittchin would fuck this up

Old School Zero

This is so funny

Dunstan

I haven’t seen Texans fuck up this much since the George W. Bush Administration.

Dick E. Phuck
Mistborn Impossible

Why does it say “You’ve already voted for this comment” I know that I want to +1 it again

Senor Weaselo

2 hours and change, and we haven’t been called to the stage yet. Best gig ever!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Can’t blame THAT on O’Brien.

Spur

Yes you can

Spur

Absolute madness

Dick E. Phuck

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

King Hippo

TRIPLE PLAID BANANACAKES!!!!

Gratliff

Welp, guess we’re relegating Houston instead

Sharkbait

BANANACAKES!

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

Old School Zero

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

King Hippo

man, i really want this for Fat Andy now

litre_cola

At least the line is +10

King Hippo

35-24? 42-31??

Old School Zero

Surmountable lead!

Spur

My Buttchin for a kingdom

LemonJello

We may have a game, after all.

Fronkenshteen

Shit. Williams gonna walk in again.

Dick E. Phuck

Galaxy brain Buttchin