Let’s keep ‘er rolling along like a certain running back, shall we?
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Packers:
-Are the Packers the most underwhelming 13-3 team in ever? I went down their sked and I can see all of 2(!) quality wins. One is versus the Chiefs early in the season and the other is against the Vikes much later on. There was much dreg to play against and they won most of them. When they did play a half decent squad they got their balls blown off by the Niners, 37-8.
-Rodgers 7.5 yards per pass attempt is his lowest since 2011 and speaks to the receiving corps not having a game-breaker anywhere on the roster. Yet Davante should do okay-the last time he played against cb’s Griffin and Flowers in a game he had 65+ yards against each one of them.
-Seattle has acquitted itself well in the run game despite leaning on a 3rd stringer, a practice squad-er and a guy that was living in a cardboard box under a bridge just three weeks ago. And the passing game is coming along as well with D.K. Metcalf catching 3 balls 20+ yards down the field just last week.
-Maybe keep an eye out for Wilson turnovers, particularly intercepts. In seven games against the Packers he has 10 picked passes. Green Bay is +12 in turnovers this year so this might be a thing.
-Prediction Time! I’m not sure about this one but I do know it’ll be close because Seattle loves themselves the one score final whether it’s a W or an L. Let’s say Seahawks 27-24?
Let me see those those brain farts of yours.
Commandant Down
The way Jason Myers sliced that, his name should be Jason Voorhees or Mike Myers
NEWP
Shank’lor must have his due!
Too bad Moore’s first name isn’t Dennis
Far enough behind that Petey will relent and let his best player make plays.
Shame about that o line though.
Wilson has twinkie hips!
OW MY BALLS!
GO AWAY, BAITIN’
The family jewels!
Ooh, very close
back to “we need lasers”
ruined touchdowngasm
That seemed unnecessarily rough
He may not have thrown Jones to the ground, but he did drive him 10 yds back after the whistle. Seems a little “extra.”
Apparently, trying not to shit your pants makes playing OL difficult. WHO KNEW?
That explains the Cleveland Browns
I think that’s similar to what happened in Ballitchmore last night, except they were trying not to scratch their balls
it’s a LOT of ass to clench at that point
Depends
EVERYONE GETS A FLAG!!!
what about bees??
GUN
A NEW SHOW BY DICK WOLF
STARRING GUNS
ON FOX THIS SPRING
DUN-DUNH.
CHAK-CHAK
Was that an album, a book, or a magazine article?
1963 magazine article
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZLeaSWY37I
Have any of the contestants on Bachelor/Bachelorette ever been like ‘Ugh, totally not attracted to the gal/guy, I concede’?
see, if shit like that happened, I could see the appeal
People at work that I trust have been talking up 90 day fiance, still not sure if I should believe them on this one
Truthers flirting with disaster, but keep narrowly escaping
And again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K_-D5B7DIg
I read a lot of Edgar Rice Burroughs as a teenager. Revisiting some of his stuff as an adult, I marvel at the fact that I am not a virulent racist, because he certainly was, and I thought I was very much influenced by his writing as a youth. Guess not.
Oh, although if SeaTruthers do win, at least I’ll get to hopefully see Richard Sherman kick his old team’s behind in the playoffs. I would enjoy that, especially now that the Tomsula’s will be my remaining local team!
This “normal playoff football” is booooooring, let’s get back to failureball
– Baltimore Ravens
Ditto, Rush!!!
—New England Patriots
Gotta stay polite, A.A.Ron. Don’t want to catch a helmet to the back of your head while you’re already on the ground
That play only looks bad because it was in slow motion
/has only seen the play in slow motion, and it looks very bad
It’s going to be exhausting making excuses for your porcelain QB for the next 10 years.
Which one? Sudfeld was on IR and McCown apparently played with a torn ACL.
Having given this some thought, and thoroughly despising both teams, I guess I’ll root for the Packers in this game. As someone pointed out below Carroll deserves to never go back to the Super Bowl after that wretched pass play, and Wilson’s insistence that an omnipotent being has so little to do that He meddles with the outcome of games just to test Russ is beyond obnoxious.
So instead I’ll root for the guy who is alienated from his entire family and seems to be a total prick.
The Seahawks are the team of believing annoying/borderline offensive shit. So yes. I concur. PROCEED, PACK, PROCEED
See, alienating his family is probably my favorite thing about him
Maybe they are all MAGAts, like mine, so I would totally understand.
I mean, if my brother appeared on ‘The Bachelor’ and kept mentioning my name I’d probably never talk to him again either.
Unless he gave me the numbers of women desperate enough to be on the Bachelor.
The Great Lego Bakeoff
I’ve seen another version of this on the YouTubes…its pretty entertaining. I’ll watch a couple episodes, at least.
yup, A.A. Ron got this
Going by those last two plays, 5 turnstiles may do a better job blocking for Dangeruss.
Nope, believe me Rodger will not snub you in handing down a fine.
Marshawn threatening to hit him with the ball is my favorite thing of the day so far
That’s no way to earn your skittles, Mr. Mode.
Oh man. Clear recovery rule. Remember that from an Eagles Cowboys game last year. The horsest of shit.
TV selections at a downtown (centre-ville) Montreal sports bar:
2 TVs on the NFL game;
1 TV on a soccer game between two former allies of Nazi Germany;
1 TV on curling, which is surprisingly mesmerizing.
My husband is retired Navy, so we have lived damn near everywhere. We were in western Washington in the mid to late 80’s, and used to go to Seahawks games in the Kingdome, so I guess I’m rooting for them. They acted like whiny ass tittie babies when they lost to my home team, the Steelers, so it’s hard, but I truly despise Aaron Rogers! He and Danica Patrick seem like the most miserable couple in the world, they always look pissy faced.
Pictured: Contrary to popular belief, NOT the Texans earlier today.
FAKE NEWS!!! That IS the Texans earlier today. Who you gonna believe?
He’s dating Danica Patrick now? I missed that somehow
Old shipmate of mine, now a retired HTC who still works at Subbase Bremerton as a GS, is a fanatical C-HOX fan, but I try to be gentle with him.
Ball was loose before he was down by contact. GB recovery, even if it was in his crotch.
But I bet they won’t overrule it.
“clear recovery” is the issue
Agreed.
That’s what I keep having to tell all my exes, according to this stupid court order.
Damn lucky.
I see the HOX are trying out the CHEFS game plan.
All Russell Wilson has done is win, says Joe Buck, forgetting about the last three years.
HE HAS NEVER LOST HE HAS ONLY BEEN OCCASIONALLY INCONVENIENCED BY ANOTHER TEAM HAVING A HIGHER SCORE, PERHAPS
SOMETIMES JESUS HAS OTHER IDEAS ABOUT HOW THINGS SHOULD WORK OUT THAN RUSSELL DOES, AND RUSSELL IS OK WITH THAT!!!!
BUTTS
That’s Limelight twice today as bumper music.
What effect does cold temps have on jet fuel and steel beams?
They totes brittle and shit
Only reason I’m pulling for C-HOX is an old shipmate of mine is a fan of theirs, and I still like bagging on him about the Wilson pass to Malcolm Butler in that one SB that the Pats won.
Forest Green strikes first
Rodgers god mode in full effect apparently
Go Packers I guess? I will let my residual dislike of the Seahawks run mildly feral!
Pete Carrol, after his last appearance there, does not deserve to ever be in another SB.
I still have nocturnal emissions about that one.
Tomsulas and Truthers played probably the two most exciting regular season matches, so I want to see a third.
Fair, although playoffs GB could be a better opponent than reg GB?
es verdad
I want the Packers to lose so badly that I’m taking a walk before settling in to watch a bit
For the first few months of 2018 I did a low carb diet. I learned that while a low carb diet will make you lose weight, it is a bleak, colorless world, where beer and pizza is an impossibility on many levels.
Sounds like my juice diet, which I am gonna get back on imminently
I’m never going back, instead I’m just being stupidly active, skipping dinner most days, and taking stimulants. BREAD 4EVER
Pizza is what kills me, too. Hook me up with your trucker speed connection! 😀
Pizza is the best.
I wish I had been around back when doctors just gave people amphetamines all the time for everything
They even gave them to our Europe-invading soldiers back during WWII. Speed for the Victory!!
Don’t skip.
Exercise and frequent small meals. Kinda a gazelle grazing.
I get home late most days, and skipping fits into an intermittent fasting regimen, so it’s got some scientific heft to doing it. I also apparently have no impulse control after 7 pm, so this works best for me so far
Careful. That’s how I got up to 300+ pounds, and it took bariatric surgery to get that dialed back.
This.
Watch out for lions.
I doubt she could eat a whole lion.
I miss hobo murders…
I can’t believe Bay of Green somehow won 13 matches, and I’ve basically forgotten about A.A. Ron as a special QB. I even ML bet the SeaTruthers.
Watch the Packers beat some ass tonight.
Gotta pick da birds 2nite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPbUnQosUqw
Not super excited about this game outside of it being PLAYOFFS WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, because I don’t honestly see either of these teams beating the Niners next week. I do enjoy seeing other people freezing their asses off though, so I will treasure that aspect of it and thank whatever deity/spyware/nosy neighbor who is listening that I don’t live in such a place any more and only freeze voluntarily on short trips or diving in the Pacific in winter
Who’s ready to REGRESS TO THE MEAN?!
There really is some work I should do tonight. But I’d rather energy drink the fuck out of my brain and stay up until 4am.
Get a good night’s sleep and ask for a continuance. What kind of an attorney doesn’t know that?
Found a funny:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EODZFx8W4AADMq5?format=jpg&name=4096×4096
Wait, Scotchy wrote about a guy living in a cardboard box under a bridge and that guy isn’t dead?
A brave new world indeed, Mr. Huxley.
Go Pack Go