Let’s keep ‘er rolling along like a certain running back, shall we?
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Packers:
-Are the Packers the most underwhelming 13-3 team in ever? I went down their sked and I can see all of 2(!) quality wins. One is versus the Chiefs early in the season and the other is against the Vikes much later on. There was much dreg to play against and they won most of them. When they did play a half decent squad they got their balls blown off by the Niners, 37-8.
-Rodgers 7.5 yards per pass attempt is his lowest since 2011 and speaks to the receiving corps not having a game-breaker anywhere on the roster. Yet Davante should do okay-the last time he played against cb’s Griffin and Flowers in a game he had 65+ yards against each one of them.
-Seattle has acquitted itself well in the run game despite leaning on a 3rd stringer, a practice squad-er and a guy that was living in a cardboard box under a bridge just three weeks ago. And the passing game is coming along as well with D.K. Metcalf catching 3 balls 20+ yards down the field just last week.
-Maybe keep an eye out for Wilson turnovers, particularly intercepts. In seven games against the Packers he has 10 picked passes. Green Bay is +12 in turnovers this year so this might be a thing.
-Prediction Time! I’m not sure about this one but I do know it’ll be close because Seattle loves themselves the one score final whether it’s a W or an L. Let’s say Seahawks 27-24?
Let me see those those brain farts of yours.
I’ve no doubt missed some, but the only Rush tunes I’ve heard as bumper music this weekend in honor of Peart have been Tom Sawyer and Limelight. Come on, they had 19 studio albums. Stop mailing it in.
(next outro better play entire side 1 of 2112)
Fucking ay!
*holds up flaming bic lighter*
If they absolutely have to do Canadian bands, they could go with better talent, like Sum 41 or Bryan Adams
and DANCE!!!
Russell Wilson looked Dominican on that sideline shot
Did he have a car stereo stuffed in his pants?
Now Capt Prissy Pants is going to cry on the next QB hit, that will stop the comeback.
(this may be embarrassing, but he was promoted to Major)
https://youtu.be/Rs3dPaz9nAo
dat puppy fat
Pop Lockett (didn’t) Dropit
You can really tell this Wilson guy played baseball
/doing it wrong?
I actually really dig the ocean bird’s neon yellow-green gloves. I would wear those
You’d probably have more receptions than the guys they have on the field.
GB scores again
Dad: screw this, I’m watching Doctor who
Gotta say, the guy knows what he likes
Is he not aware of the GB-SEA history?
He’s been watching doctor who for longer than Seattle has been a franchise
Chicken pot pie was the correct call for diner
I dunno, Mickey Rourke was good too.
Is this the cromulent drive that gives the impression that this game is closer than it actually is?
Toyota paid alot of cash for that 4th quarter ad buy.
Ah good – another Zardoz cosplay fan! Having a “gathering” next week, DM for deets.
I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL!
Doesn’t hurt after the first time.
ok, am fine with seeing Santa Clara smash Rodgers next week. Bosa should invite Rodgers family to the game.
He’s already invited a Honduran family as part of an ICE sting
Wentz driving the bus?
/Your MAGA QB is all tangled up in this mess too.
Would be faster to simply list the non-problematic people in the NFL
League hasn’t been the same since Carruth retired.
Probably his cleaning lady’s family, amirite?
y due u hate Murrica smh
Typical, the QB always does damage in a three tight end set.
LOL IMAGINARY BIRD THAT EATS FISH!
DEFEATED BY TEAM NAMED AFTER SKILLED MEAT-PACKING LABORERS THAT USED TO BE ALL WHITE AND UNIONIZED BUT ARE CURRENTLY ALL BROWN, PAID MINIMUM WAGE, AND ARE ALL IN THE I.C.E.’S BULLS-EYE.
Disband ICE and don’t fucking replace it with a rehashed INS!!
Guy I work with is from Boston but has an Hispanic wife he met when he was active duty and stationed in Del Rio. She works for Customs and Border Patrol. I still haven’t mustered the courage to ask him how she feels about working for an agency that is so down on her racial brethren. He’s pretty Republican, maybe she is too. So maybe she’s like those Jewish Kapos in the concentration camps.
There was that Latina ICE agent all the chuds started cranking it to after they saw her in a published photo. I think she quit to become an instagram model or something.
Well, that’s not his wife. She’s 50 and dumpy.
Seattle’s secondary is radioactive waste.
Pete Carroll heard Rodgers left “The Family”. He knew it existed but Rodgers keeps telling him he cant talk about it
Carroll still hoping for an invite to the Bilderberg meetings.
Just top notch secondary play from Seattle there. You hate to see it.
Legion of Oops, Whose Man Is That?
“long time Saint, Jimmy Graham” says Buck, talking about a guy who has played for both of these teams.
THAT MAN PLAYED BASKETBALL
Jimmy ‘HOOPS’ Graham!
The hell you say.
let’s see another Green Bay game with questionable reffing going Green Bay’s way. Yup.
Touchdown Seahawks!
BEEF MOE!
Hey, the guy best known for fucking an apple pie back in 1999 got himself a new show. Good for you, you little pie-fucker! Way to never give up.
My wife just told me that Gene Wilder has died and now I have to break it to her that he died in 2016 and that this apparently happens every year on Facebook and that she needs to stop smoking weed so that she can remember stuff like this.
Maybe she meant your Van Wilder VHS.
(would also be explained by weed)
I don’t have a Van Wilder VHS.
/refuses to take hands from behind back
Yeah, okay, but… Gene Wilder… died.
/Pats chair
Sit down pal, I have something to tell you.
How did she like Cats?
Wouldn’t be the first time a celebrity death got completely missed.
I legit didn’t know about what happened to Phil Hartman until like 6 years after it happened.
Why the fuck is Smash Mouth on my TV
Because God loves you?
Because you’re at a free BBQ festival in DC in 1998? That’s the last time I saw them in any capacity that I bothered to remember
watch Coach Fuckadoo kick anyway
She’s doing that wrong
Ya think?
Beastmode? Moar liek LEASTMode. Amiright?
I’m not sure what anybody expected being on the team for two weeks.
Carl David Baker
The President and CEO of the Pro Football Hall of Fame is a big fucking dude.
6’9” 400 lbs
At least it’s a holiday next weekend, I’m going to Iceland and might miss next week’s games because not sure they have NFL coverage available in the Blue Lagoon or while on 4×4 Northern Lights hunting
Look up. That’s my tip on hunting the Northern Lights.
Good tip. It’s always bugged me that 4x4s don’t have 16 wheels
Iceland on me bucket list. Have fun!!!
I’ve been around the world a few times in my 60 years, but I think you have me beat 8 days from Sunday just in the last couple years I’ve been hanging out here. Are there any continents you have not touched down on (expect Antarctica, but won’t be surprised if you’ve been there too)?
hooray another old white dude gets a participation trophy
I always thought she had nice breastises, WHY NOBODY EVAR MENTION??
CUT THE TREACLE YOU ASSHOLE THIS AIN’T THE FUCKING LIFETIME CHANNEL
Congrats on beating the ban!
I can ban myself, and I can unban myself.
Jimmy is ugly crying! But his hair hasn’t moved
Gorilla Monsoon is still alive
oh that’s good
My Monday foreloathing has kicked in. I hate my new one a lot so it started about noon. Gamblor was so good to me this morning that it was delayed. I think the message is keep gambling.
I tried that, but is out of stuff now.
/daydreaming of death helps a bit??
Jimmy Cricket crying least makes Jerrah mad
“I just want to say…Fuck Jerry Jones”
No greater indictment of the hall than Jones going in two years before Johnson
https://www.profootballhof.com/players/jerry-jones/
look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
The NFL Hall of Fame is not to be taken seriously.
Ah yes, good old Ozymindlessness.
Is Petey actually chewing gum, or is he just manically keeping his dentures in place?
probably chewing his previous dentures
“manically keeping his dentures in place”
He’s the Seahawks coach, not the current president of the United States.
It’s C4 which he can secretly set off so the gov. can’t take him alive.
Packers games and shitty refereeing.
Name a more iconic duo
TOUCHDOWN SKI LOCKS!
P*triots games and bail-out calls ?
Packers get it more.
yeast and hops?
Pack Pack Bo Back, Banana nana Fo Fack, Be Bi Bo Back, Paaack
Guess it’s a little harder when you’re not playing a fucking MASH unit, huh?
I don’t think the Eagles have that much medical training
Least not as bad as the coroners the Redacteds hire
Nothing is that bad. Join the Redacteds with a bad pedicure, leave with death by sepsis – toenail
At least Rivera fired the training staff, maybe he can get Dr. Nick’s less skilled brother fired.
Give Seattle two more quarters of cheap shots to send Green Bay to Mash. Seattle is Painless
I am well and firmly out of the target demographic for pretty much all of these commercials
All we are saying is give Bloooooomberg a chance
“Vote for me, Louis XIV, because I’m so fabulously wealthy from being the Sun King that I won’t be indebted to any filthy merchants!”
I would like to know more about your cake rations.
Time FOAR Existential Monday Dread!
Shush you
You’re three hours behind, exempt!
I think it’s prorated by how much you hate your job
Hrmmmmmm…..
Bullshit call
True. But still, y’all is mailing this one in.
They’re just happy to get this far? I dunno.
Right in the ouchy IT band!
I am trying to understand the risk/reward of “50-yard FG in sub-20 degree weather” v. going for it on 4th down. FGs ain’t gonna win this game anyway.
That’s just what they WANT you to think.
–Pete C., probably
Ole Petey ain’t a good coach.
SHRUG. Or you really, really don’t have any faith in your team
Cue the Injury Piano!