Just A Little Moar Hate
According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams’ primary color is red. Now, I don’t know if this is actually true. I presume they have a crack team of assholes to research this. And it probably is true. But I do have a question…
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT RED?
I mean seriously? And this is something I completely forgot to mention in my Hate Week piece earlier this week. The people who show up at the Superb Owl party (or any sporting event for that matter) and then get hung up on what colors each team is wearing.
Why is that team wearing blue and the other is only wearing white?
SO THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND KNOW WHO TO THROW THE BALL TO YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
(ahem)
((sorry))
But in honour of the first all red Superb Owl, we’re doing girls in all red tonight.
Oh dear lord no, Gloria. Besides, I only said it twice. You’re not allowed to appear before I say it three times. Go home you minion of Satan.
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Sports To Make You See Red 2Nite
NBA
- Dallas @ Houston – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Portland @ LAL – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NHL
Once again, no national broadcasts in the lower 48. I tell ya, that Bettman really knows how to market the league doesn’t he? But here’s the schedule anyway. Check your locals.
NCAA BB
- Akron @ Kent State – 6:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- VCU @ Rhode Island – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Bowling Green @ Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- N. Kentucky @ Green Bay – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
NCAA Hockey
- Western Michigan @ Nebraska-Omaha – 8:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN
Curling Night In America
- USA vs Italy – 11:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
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Red Is The New Black
Enjoy…
She’s fallen, and she can’t get up.
(that makes one of us)
OK, time to start getting crunk in preparation for the “Big Game”.
Ladies, are you thirsty?
Not to worry, I’ve got just the thing.
Be safe this weekend everyone. Don’t drink and drive.
Love ya’s.
You’re drunk Uncle Joe. Go Home!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c1BThu95d8
Alright, Horatio, I cracked open one of the Stouts, Somewhere, Something Incredible Is Waiting To Be Known.
Apparently I had this one on my visit to Treehouse with you. It’s good but not as good as I remember. Super thick.
/in before get a room
A couple of these Italian curling gals are bellisima!
You’re not fooling anyone with that librarian look, Constantini. We know you’re hot under there.
This is the version everyone remembers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkAj1CKGaBI
I will sing the song of my people.
I am currently on a conference call with more people in eastern time than pacific time.
This is horseshit.
Conference me in; I’m about to crack open my 3rd beer. What could go wrong?
I think we just rebought Louisiana
did you drink any of the latest batch of stouts I sent out?
I think they’re off their game on those. Taste more oily to me, too heavy on the tongue. Curious what you think.
Been saving them for when lady bfc wants to partake…and she’s been sick. Will crack one open asap.
Sick?!? Hey, one person’s perversion is another person’s life blood.
All mine are either GMT or UTC + 6.
Currently entering the “eat everything in siight” phase of drunkeness; prya forme.
When I think of a beautiful woman in red, Mariah Carey is the first thing I think. Call me out of touch, but she really is hot like a bowl of grandma’s chicken soup.
One likes what they like; anyone here judges you for that they need a kick in the nuts.
Okay, so some people also like that, but you know what I mean.
Found a funny:
No dude, YOU live in a society.
I live in a small hut that stands on chicken legs & has been hidden away deep in the forest.
I hate when people reference society. Who is society? When did society put out their beliefs? Society is your own perception. You are society.
Sure, right up until you get to “Menace to Society” and they tack on three extra years to your sentence
But I also wished I lived on those chicken legs.
You’re Baba Yaga?
Raspberries are red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc
She takes her vitamins.
Vitamin Silicone?
May be, she seems to have had plenty to start with.
So I think we’re all agreed, if the Aliens come and demand a sacrifice, we just give them Marchand.
Fuck that, point me in the right direction and I’ll go to the aliens.
Whoa whoa, we don’t even know if they want to probe us, no need to be hasty
Whatever. I’m due for a colonoscopy this year anyway. With the aliens I’m probably not gonna have to pay a deductible.
Did someone say my name?
If I were visiting a strange planet I would definitely want to probe everything I could abduct.
Could listen to Killer Mike shout shit all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikgh4JbAWUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X6GfUG97-4
Weekend at Bernie’s 3 will just be Mike and El-P dragging Sanders’ body to cabinet meetings
Bruins and Jets are playing a game right out of the ’80’s. Think I’ve seen 5 fights so far.
Fun fact: Sorry to Bother You was A24’s most successful movie in 2018.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ
I liked that movie
What a fucking bag of shit Marchand is. I hope his farewell game is just all his teammates McSorleying him during the anthem
Fuck it. Here’s what I’ve collected along the week.
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ttps://pixxxels.cc/gallery/1hnw9f474/
Zoiks. Switching to motion picture filth.
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ttps://giant.gfycat.com/DeepDistantIcterinewarbler.mp4
Impressive hip control
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ttps://giant.gfycat.com/WaterloggedGleefulAquaticleech.mp4
Quite. She must work out. Now where’s the graphic close up POV version
Pornhub – Rachel Starr “Private Eyefull”
55 seconds? What am I supposed to do with the other 42? Look for the plot?
That’s pretty impressive
Would be nice if the metro division would slow down for 5 fucking seconds so the Flyers could be not barely hanging on to their playoff hopes with a record that would make them a top 3 team in the West
Once the Whalers left I tried rooting for the Flyers for a while but they were just too enraging.
Vaya con Dios, sir.
Wow, neither of these teams is happy about being in Winnipeg, and one of those teams is the Winnipeg Jets.
Ah, the Brad Marchand sucker punch: would it be a Bruins game without it?
#wouldpen
Sorry — Trump is Supreme Leader.
#wouldpenwithunderpantson
The Blasters, from 1983 (Christ I’m old) tearing through ‘Red Rose’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt5f0qV7Z1g
Hell yeah.
Leslie Caron in the “Ballet Sequence” from An American in Paris (MGM, 1951). Photographed by John Alton ASC.
And that ain’t a digital composite. That was achieved “in camera” as they say. No easy feat, yet so beautiful.
Need Scotchy, my sponsor for Suporters of Shitty Teams Anonymous, to talk me down right now
For RTD
https://abc7news.com/sports/super-bowl-2020-a-raiders-fans-perspective-on-49ers-vs-chiefs/5871626/
If only..
The apparently ageless Emmylou Harris singing ‘Red Dirt Girl’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4bufWfOnuA
Spoiler Alert: Don’t get too attached to Lillian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIPxLzfw6wU
I’m sure some of our canuck brethren have other options, but if there’s a worse hockey play-by-play guy than Jack Edwards for the Bruins I’ll try to eat Andy Reid’s leftover ribs.
The absolute fucking worst
Every American broadcast is painful to listen to.
Curling night in America! The cultural takeover plan is working. Also, does team USA still have that set of attractive twins? Or is that still team USA might be more accurate.
Yes, if “the twins” are nuclear weapons and the death penalty.
But not a working constitution or any restraints on the executive branch, so… kind of makes the nukes and death penalty more scary.
it makes them sexier.
I went into the whole impeachment thing expecting zero consequences aside from some political ads, but even I’m impressed at the sheer lack of fucks giving on display on the way to said zero consequences. Mitch McConnell is the literal devil, but he definitely figured out sooner than anyone else that there’s literally no reason to even pretend like you give a fuck about any sort of compromise or tradition. Motherfucker blocked healthcare for 9/11 first responders because he didn’t get a tax cut he wanted, and Nancy let Trump pass his shitty “NAFTA but don’t call it NAFTA” trade agreement (385-41 in the house!) in the middle of an impeachment because ??? and hand him a free win. At least we can rest assured that literally nothing will be learned from any of this, and congressional Dems will bow endlessly every time Yertle goes on Fox and says he can’t believe how mean the liberals are being whenever a Republican suddenly cares about the budget again when someone suggest we shouldn’t literally feast on the children of the poor.
So.what is going to be the excuse for having to declare an emergency and “postpone” the elections this November? Early money is on coronavirus. It’s starting out just like that World War Z book (interesting book, but fuck that movie).
Apparently, the new conspiracy theory is that it was designed in a lab because Clorox wipes already advertise they guard against it due to the fact that people assume coronavirus is some sort of branding and not a reference to the literal shape of a category of viruses
I’m rereading it for at least the tenth time right now.
That movie was so goddamn bad.
It exists solely for Doctor Who trivia
Nah, it’s far easier to take the freeroll: have the elections but cheat like crazy. If the Dems still win, dispute the results (because, y’know, George Soros paying busloads of brown people to vote illegally, etc.), and get the hacks on the Supreme Court to rule in Trump’s favor.
Oh yeah, voter disenfranchisement and gerrymandering will be their number one weapon. Martial law probably won’t happen until after that.
My Edwards Jones guy tells me to invest in railroad car rolling stock, and cheap camp and barrack building supply companies.
The great thing about being an upper-middle class straight white male is that absolutely none of this will affect me.
I got back an extra $8k on my taxes last year — straight GOP Tax Bill Handout. I door knocked for Warren (don’t worry, I’ll vote for Steyer in the General) and someone actually got all aggressive — and I am the least in-your-face canvasser — and went all Fox News from his broke-ass doorstep and told me, quite condescendingly, that Warren was just going to jack up our taxes because of “that two cents thing” (plus some ethnic slurs that would give Dan Snyder a rager). I was *this* fucking close to telling him that I made nearly a million bucks last year and even I wouldn’t fall into the two cent so I’m sure his poverty-flirting ass would be just fine and could back to silently being forgotten. I figured he’d just call me fake news so why bother.
I did go back and ream my local Warren office for sending me to that house though because their metrics obviously fucked up on that one. I also noticed they have Settlers of Catan in the office and I figure, after we caucus, I want to get those kids to bust it out with me because I’ve never played but heard it’s really fun. I don’t think MAGA has that game because they’d just give away all their possessions to a conman.
Today a police officer apologized to me. For no specific reason.
Were you all high and you told him you were high?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngxCIra_Ng
I used to know a guy who did PR stuff and his partner was named Chip. And every time he told a story, I was waiting for him to be like, “I said ‘Chip! No!’ — But it was too late….”
Never happened. Coincidentally, I don’t talk to the guy anymore.
What about for us upper lower middle class folks?
You’re in Canada so I’d have to try to figure out the exchange rate and, as I think our deficit more than proves, math isn’t us “merrikans strong suit.
That said, as long as you’re white it’s probably gonna work out, at least in your own mind.
Perhaps. It might be different here. One of my good Jamaican friends thinks cops here let him off tickets specifically because he’s black and they don’t want to come off as prejudiced. And I believe him since he is an atrocious driver. Like the road lines don’t even exist. Not sure if that’s relevant. I’ve been drinking a lot of cough syrup today.
Also, the Republicans have cracked the code of the supposedly “liberal” media.
GOP: Let’s lock thousands of children in cages.
Dems: Let’s not lock any children in cages.
CNN’s Chris Cilliza: Well, once again, it’s partisan gridlock in Washington as Democrats refuse to compromise on the “children in cages” issue.
Chris Cilliza would be the first person I put to the guillotine. Not because he’s particularly important, but because he’s such a douchebag.
NOW YOU’RE GETTING IT!
We could straight up execute 10,000 people including the Trumps, Cilliza, Martha McSally and her nonexistent husband because she is unlovable — do ’em all and throw in that whistleblower for all I care. What have we got to lose? Seriously, even if we’re wrong we are no worse off.
Asking for a friend
What about all the murderers and rapists? And child fondlers. I’d be pushing them through like a sausage factory. Then we get to the politicians. I’d also get a rhino to rape the rapists and child fondlers, before the head chopping.
Isn’t that law a Clinton law? I read that somewhere. On a real news website, I swear.
Fuck it.
The result was obvious before this all started. What a waste of time and money. Just prep work for the next elections ads maybe? I’d be pissed if I were a US Dem voter. Why not try to figure out why after two wins for Obama you lost to a guy like Trump. Obviously you’re missing the mark on what people want. Goddamn I hate politicians. One day I’ll have my goats and live in the woods. Then I’ll be happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vavZ25wM6W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw
That’s why I scrolled down. So I wouldn’t double post.
How you doing my brother?
That Red Wine music video is wild
I’ve listened to that song like 500 times, first time watching the video
and uhhhhhhh….
What the deal with the ppl in the boats?
Weekend Reading:
https://psmag.com/ideas/the-hiding-place-inside-the-worlds-first-long-term-storage-facility-for-highly-radioactive-nuclear-waste
Let’s keep the theme going with music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCM4_5uB1ww
Interesting remix, but, I prefer the original.