Good morning, bet you I am up before this posts! I usually have no problem when my spawn wakes up at an ungodly hour but when he is up before Italia football that is an issue. IT IS 8 HOURS AHEAD!!!! There are no matches today so I pray the wee man sleeps until 5:30 am my time. About Italy, no fans allowed. This will be interesting in the betting world because the home team advantage is muted sans crazy people. Do you think they will do this in North America? The Ice Niners were chastised for playing the other night. Over here it seems that the show must go on and the owners pockets must get fatter.
What do we have this morning?
In our early tilt Liverpool v The Neneh Cherries. This will be a paddlin. Liverpool has stubbed its toe lately and may be looking ahead to their Champions League matchup with Athletico.
The notable game during the Premiership’s heavy flow window is a North London derby. West Ham visits Arsenal. Fronk’s Hammers realllly need the points and would hope to nick at least one on this visit. I don’t like West Ham as I feel they sold their soul by leaving Upton Park. Howevah they belong in the top flight as they are a “big club”.
The late game is Burnley hosting Spurs. I’ve said before that teams get the Burnley flu as it’s usually cold, dingy, has a small pitch where the fans are on top of you. Diva players hate playing there and with Spurs injured and faltering Jose will want to fire up his troops.
SInce I all know you care, Mighty Whitey visits somewhere called Bristol City. The London Jaguras are in 3rd so not in the automatic promotion spots and have been chasing Leeds Utd and West Brom. I hope all 3 of these teams will get promoted as Leeds should really be in the prem and probably still would be if not for those damn kids. (financial issues) West Brom is managed by Bilic who is another swarthy Slav and I always have had an affinity for their style of play.
Lets get to some SexiMexi futbol. Our own BallsofSteelandFury has gotten me addicted to the LigaMx. It may have been the Puebla jersey he sent me or perhaps the fact that it is fucking unpredictable and really fun!!! Things that I’ve caught on to are that home field advantage means a shit tonne and never count the home team out. Monterrey are frauds and even though they won last season starting in the playoffs 8 hole, they’re still frauds and I have won a bunch of money knowing this. They play another fraudulent team in San Luis who are owned by Athletico Madrid. Can’t trust ’em either. Queretaro is also truly unpredictable, they zig when you think they will zag. Hands off betting on these clowns.
In Germany Munchies Glad to be Back plays Dortmund, that is some hot 3rd vs 4th action right there. Haaland is a beast and all he does is score goals.
The Bundesliga will be a race right to the finish with 5 clubs in the mix. Whenever Dortmund plays it gives me the excuse to post this!
So the question of the day is how do you think sports will be played this summer? In front of no fans? Business as usual in North America as we have seen Italy take measures? Cancelled (Olympics)?
In closing another skit from Burnistoun.
Holy crap, there’s a White Power rally on ESPN! [looks closer] Ahhh, sorry, it’s just crowd shots from the Wisconsin/Indiana game. Whew!
Fulham done played today ,, smh
Scotchy! How was the body disposing this morning?
The tundra was… unforgiving. Need a new shovel.
Battle FOAR Bo-Russia en espanol!
teevee box is muted, but looked like Mourinho was being his usual cunt self
… We …. Didn’t Drop Some Points? WHAT SORT OF SORCERY IS THIS?!
I feel so…strange, and light-headed…I don’t know what’s going on…I
/wife, from the other room
YOU’RE STILL GETTING OVER BRONCHITIS YOU FUCKING DUMMY, NOW GO LIE DOWN!!!
ah will go stand on line fo’ your fancy beers if you get me a nice big bottle of Tussinex
Got a fridge full downstairs. Haven’t had a drink in a week plus.
I really need to suck it up and defeat this sobriety problem.
Every time I starts to feel depressed, I remember…Diamond Joe Biden is gonna be President this time next year.
Sure.
Let’s go with that.
IS ALL I HAVE LEFT GODDAMNIT
Well, shit, kidnap a nubile young starlet and you really won’t give a fuck about politics anymore… I suggest taking Brie Larson, ’cause NO ONE would be in a hurry to find and rescue her XD
A Joe Biden presidency is like a 93rd birthday — sure, it’s better than the alternative, but you’re not likely to enjoy it.
The Onion memes come back, likely Dr. Jill Biden will do most of the Presidenting. What’s not to love?
Yeah, people were saying that about Hillary (or how Trump was unelectable)… I’m sorry, but unless the DNCC tells Bernie to join the party or fuck off, this Democratic infighting would give Donald a fucking shot….. Hell, at this point I’m actually seeing Bernie or Bloomberg throwing a hissy fit and appearing on the ballot as an independent
nah, Biden rallies the BASE THAT VOTES. Black folks and suburbanites. Grat was/is a Bernie guy, he’d still vote Biden in November.
Again, we saw the exact same shit in 2016, so … pardon me not thinking that the US voters won’t faceplant again…
NO WE DID NAE. The problem was…folks just didn’t like HillyBob. People like Biden as a human, even if they are iffy on his politics. He may be half-senile, but that would still be a mental health improvement.
Fucking Trump was doing “get out the vote” rallies for Republicans to cross over and vote Bernie. That tells one all one needs to know.
2nd thing – Biden will be better at building bridges once the primary season is over. It’s one of his best qualities. Plus, Warren will help. She’s 100% a team player.
Mate, I’ll have to see it to believe it, ’cause people have been voting “weird” for awhile now, so … we’ll just have to see…
I’m “cautiously optimistic” — I think we’ve got good reasons for hope, but there’s a ton of ways this can go bad. Again.
I was encouraged by the increase in voter turnout on Super Tuesday. If that carries over to November, we’ll win.
Difficult for those guys to do, because many states have “sore loser” laws that preclude you from running for one party in the primary and then another (or independent) in the general. Which doesn’t mean you can’t run in the other states, but it becomes harder to pretend you’re doing anything other than being a spoiler.
I don’t think Bloomberg would be inclined anyway — his mission was to prevent a Sanders (or Warren) nomination, so he’s satisfied if a little embarrassed.
Which doesn’t mean we won’t have third party spoiler candidates for the disgruntled to demonstrate their piousness. Tulsi Gabbard is clearly itching to pull a Jill Stein 2.0 and won’t care about being labelled a spoiler, it’ll just help secure her post-election gig as a Fox News contributor from the “left.”
Tulsi will likely do it, but her voters were always going weirdo anyway. Bernie won’t, because he’s not stupid.
I will always love Sen. Warren for how she flayed Bloomberg, and made this Diamond Joe Rides Again era possible.
The longest year of my life is going to be watching Arsenal cling to a 1-0 lead for five minutes.
Scotchy nawt here this morning, must be hobo killin.
Spring is sprung, the shelters be pushing folk out of doors…
Guy named Sokratis making a bad decision late that could have wiped out everything he’d worked for?
Seems about right.
VAR DECISION – GOAL!
Arsenal 1-0 West Ham
After a lengthy check, Arsenal can celebrate.
…. how far we’ve gone in just a couple of years and yet people laughed when I said back then that we’d be longing for the end-stage Wenger years before too long… WHO IS MAD NAO!? AH WHOOOO!?!??!…. OH YEAH?! TELL THAT TO MY TANK COLLECTIO… ah, I see your point
Arsenal’s got 11 minutes to pull a point out of 3.
Get your bets in now.
Oh, sod off… We’re more than capable of pulling a straight-up defeat outta the jaws of victory!
a Moyes side, away to a Sky Five/Six opponent??
Saints losing at home to Barcodes. PLEASE GO DOWN, YE MONKEYFUCKERS
Wolves look sluggish and not themselves.
Maybe they want Toffees to have they Europa slot? We really needs a spot of help.
Probably parvovirus
Pornovirus?
ppl really are getting all judge-y when one pulls one’s cock out on teh subway now
Can I still call Moyes dour ginger cunt now that he’s all grey?
Dats a goal. Need me some Wolves magic now.
I’ve seen less work on reconstructions involving traffic fatalities
VAR that shit!
GOAL? Offside lady sez nah.
I am on my way to Universal Studios with Lady Commander. I look forward to stopping by RTD’s unannounced afterwards to expose him to whatever viruses I happen to pick up throughout the day.
when in doubt, lick a stranger in the face
Goddamn our coach is a good looking man.
He really is. That aspect of him choosing y’all over Everton hurts. Even though Don Carlo es perfecto.
This slate of game is turning out to be a bunch of TWBS results.
though my two Championship bets are losing by a combined tally of 6-nil
The Orioles are going to lose all of them?
David Luis is down?
Goes to get a doughnut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZpup-GtLw
Declan Rice has the pale skin and determined look of a Hapsburg on his way to unify the empire by marrying his 2nd cousin.
goddamnit, Barnsley
There have been what, 2 shots on target in 65 minutes of play? Moyes will masturbate to the film.
Lacazette was gettin more hands than Rooney at an overage brothel.
Arsenal fans applauding their team for getting the ball back after only losing 30 yards of territory is about as clear a case of Stockholm Syndrome as I’ve ever seen.
Nah, it’s just that Kroenke raised the prices for the suicide booths and the effigy kits sold in the fan shop…
When I chose to root for Arsenal I did not know Kroenke owned the team.
Suffice it to say that would have factored heavily in my decision to look elsewhere.
My NFL/futbol owner just looks like a Bond villain but apparently isn’t too big a dickhead.
a #BFIB buddy knew of him (he’s an Illinois fan), says he’s an awesome dude. He’s currently shunning UI, but buddy says with good reason
yeah, but the YES genesis is just perfectly Murrican. Much like how I decided Everton reminded me of NC State (yet somehow I did nae run away screaming).
/we should all re-recite our Lesser origin stories, dunno if Fronk ever told us what made him a Hammer?
He got lost in Andy Carroll’s hair.
YES is no longer associated with Arsenal, instead switching to Manchester City.
And I will be goddamned before I make that switch.
yep, once you choose you is stuck FOAR LYF
Yeah, that happened after I picked them, though way back in the day when men were men and Fifa 98 (The Road To The World Cup) was the greatest thing ever, I only really picked them because of their team colours and crest, without realizing what sort of frustration and pain I’m signing up for…. And then the sentient parasitic toupee attached to DAMN YOU KROENKE showed up 😀
Speaking of Gene and Dean Ween…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYg3CFVAyP4
Just realized I have the banner for pointing out what a shit human Vince McMahon is, so now, in the height of irony, I can get coronavirus and die happy.
0-0 is not happening. I hope West Ham doesn’t think it might.
u noe who ur manager is ,, rite??
The bestest EVAR manager in Everton’s history and one you can never hope to adequately replace?
/me ducks and covers
ah will CUT YEEEEEEWWWWWW
/Howard Fucking Kendall, anyone??
//also Viva el Don Carlo!!!!
Forget it, Hippo, it’s Everton … No one cared :p (mostly kidding, but in all fairness you lot were always the “discount Liverpool” team for most of the civilized world)
u just keep making it worse smh
… Wait, you thought I was trying to make things better? Why would I be doing such a silly thing?!
Ok Arsenal, Do something!
I’m gonna need you to clarify that, as when you ask Arsenal to “do something” they’re just as likely to do something horrifyingly bad as they are do something good.
Yeah, last time I screamed for them to do something, we crashed out in Arsenalian fashion outta the bloody Europa league 😀
See? This guy knows.
Watford bouncing to the moon.
We might get one on a set piece today. Also, David Luis looks like Dean Ween now.
holy shit that’s exactly rite!!
Pepe good. That is all.
I, too, enjoy watching Pepe dribble through three defenders, only to see the rest of the team either offsides or standing around with their thumbs in their asses.
Yeah BUT DONT SELL AUBAMAYANG! – British sports writers.
Hippo, Cavalry FC’s best striker signed with Lokomotiv Plovdiv. Write that down.
Is he gonna plow all over Central Europe?
He is a finisher, not sure how the whole Eastern European xenophobia is going to go though. BK, what is the climate in your homeland for African players?
Firstly, homeland is stretching it … I may’ve been born there, but it was never home. Anyway, my birth-country‘s behaviour is basically shite… in fact, shite enough that the last time Bulgaria played England, some fuckwads got so racist, it made people view the English as the poor victims.
Exhibit 1(st google result) – https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/50212951
so…he should deffo whistle at every white woman he sees ,, amirite??
Actually, he should score and the other side woud be too stunned to mouth off and the Loko faithful will throw fireworks and burning stadium seats at those that still try to chirp him….
see, I needs to go there, these is MY PPLS
Mate, they’re not even your genus…
Hippo is smrt but I wouldn’t say a genius.
sheeeeit, I would nae even qualify to be a janitor at MENSA
… Way to run a taxonomy joke into the fucking ground 😀
oh yeah, Hammers are a Dour Scottish Cunt Moyes side!
Mrs Cola went to the grocery store. She likes to go early on Saturdays. I just got stoned, not too pissed at Mighty Whitey’s result, cup of coffee, this is always the best 2 hours of my week.
… you managed to escape and evade a weekend grocery run with your spouse?! … MAH GAWD, SIR, YOU DESERVE A STATUE! (not at all sarcastic!)
is funny, I could go on requested late night runs 3x, but when the wife wanted to shop during FITBAW…somehow it was evil for me not to go too
Team Knifey and Norwich sounds ok.
No Pew Pew v Hammertime?
Had to because the stream wasn’t working.
Drools: https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/centurion-avre/
On one hand, my wife would kill me… On the other, she can’t kill me if I’m buttoned up inside one of these… Or,if y’know, I just send that to her Dad, who’s nuts for CEVs (probably ’cause he used to be a combat engineer in the Swedish army)
Edit; She saw my joke and reminded me that she’s a certified ATGM gunner XD … Whelp, sending to her Dad, then.
Once again…when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, everyone reconnoiter at BK’s place.
Uh, unless you bring a tribute of the young nubile starlet variety, “No Vacancy” 😀
1. You can fucking buy a tank????
2. I love Ireland, I am in.
Uh, yes and no. Yes, you can buy and best part, they’re classified under the same class as “retro/unique” cars, so taxes are actually lower than a bloody VW Golf’s. The “No” is that I’ve got them registered in Sweden, ’cause we have a nice big cottage next door to the in-laws’ farm with what is now a combined plot of land, so there’s plenty of open space to have fun.
Also, if you ever decide to go into the tank-nut camp, I’d suggest you buy ex-Warsaw Pact direct from like Russia, Ukraine…., ’cause then the prices become actively insane – ie a fully working main battle tank (modified T-55) cost me like 10k ‘MURRICAN and a pair of APCs (well, one APC and one IFV) were 3k 😀 … And yes, all were running. Unfortunately, you have to sign a waiver pinky-swearing not to re-sell those to unsavoury people and that you have to demilitarize them (though there are ways to do that without it being to permanent :D)
$10K, you say?
Look’s like I just got the upper hand against my neighbor in our annual battle of where the raked up leaves are going to be thrown. “Oh, another pile on what is clearly my property, Carol? That’s a warning shot through the kitchen, that what that is.”
oof, should have been the winner there
Fulhamish as always.
Maximum Fulhamish at the death
I will take 1-1 on the road.
/checks Leeds and West Brom opponents FUCK.
that wuz MIGHTY WHITE of Cairney!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
Completely unrelated – screw new consoles – just buy a Raspberry Pi4 an’ just use it as a retro console. It’s fucking great 😀 (and it’s like sub-100 with a basically limitless potential … AND that’s including some snazzy retro-looking enclosure, like a SNES or PS1 lookalike 😀 )
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, deplorable defending. What in the ever loving fuck????? There goes my weekend.
#GoonerLife in a nutshell 😀
I shake my head at myself. At least when they are in the C’ship there are more better weekends than when they are in the Prem.
How the fuck was that not a straight red card?!?!?!?!?
deffo studs up
We got away with that counter. Jesus 4 on 1 and they only get a corner.
ugh, that whole sequence was shite
SCORE A FUCKING GOAL! JESUS H CHRIST. This is where we get done on the counter attack.
Watching on ESPN+, Bristol look like poo.
Whitey seems stuck in sand. We need a couple changes toute suite.
Or a quick donation to the ref’s retirement fund :p
So, what the hell is going on with Liverpool? Where are they losing effectiveness? The back line?
My regular chicken sacrifices finally started to work?
/also SHAME ON YEEEWWWW for making me think the Cherries done equalized
DAMN near.
Bish, puuuuuhleeze… You’re only choking the chicken, ’cause you discovered the bonkers awesomeness of Scarlett Johansson’s role in Under The Skin 😀
I would watch her read the fookin’ phone book
Everyone would… But would you watch her walk around nekkid and submerging people into some black goo thing? …
Woke to find my early Etar bet was good until the 88th goddamned minute. Fucking figures.
Mighty Whitey game will end 1 nil either way….
I couldn’t get decent odds to bet y’all. Went with Hull and Barnsley instead. Sarmiento in Argie later.
Stop betting on Bulgarian football damn it. Also, fun fact – i used to live in an appartment block named after that football team 😀
they seem like a bunch that would wear track suits everywhere. Es verdad?
Liga MX is indeed fun and unpredictable. Plus, the coaching turnover rate is dizzying.
I am addicted. I find illegal streams, I have OneSoccer for my 2 legal games of the week. It is as chaotic as the English C’ship.
Morning gents! Go hammers!!!
… Go Hammers? Sure, why not… Congrats on the win in advance. Good, solid game, the ref jobbed us,blah-blah…
Can we just call it a 3-goal win for WHU and not even bother spinning the Wheel-O-Arsenal again this week to see how shite we’re …
I just put the Gunners in a parlay so I feel the Hammers will win.
I stayed the fuck away from betting on my merry band of incompetents, but I did put a win in the FootyTips round, so … 3 goal win for WHU XD
Really feel like getting morning drunk today.
way ahead of you on that front 😀 I’m also laughing my arse off, ’cause one of the neighbours is celebrating a new car too and the look of despair and pain on his face, when he was talking how it was a “joint decision” to trade in his WRX for a FIAT 500L is priceless… (Which,btw, unless I’m mistaken is a fucking two-cylinder jobbie 😀 )
WRX? Your lesbian neighboUr decided to like dudes again?
No, my male (and at judging by his pregnant wife) straight neighbour sold his decidedly awesome imported from Japan tuned to perfection Impreza WRX STI C-spec… for a no-liter fucking Fiat 😀 Btw, I though the lesbian’s Subaru of choice were the Outback and Forrester?
Either way, I ain’t trading my RS7 for a fuckin’ FIAT (no, not even one of those Ferrari ones)
Does your neighbor’s wife have his balls on display on the fireplace mantle or on top of her bedroom dresser?
She drives a Prius and ACTS like a Prius driver … does that answer your question? 😀
Oh lord, you need a big North American truck in your driveway belching out the earth’s resources.
rock, flag, and eagle BITCHES!!
Not an issue, mate 😀 I have an RS7 (though it pains me to say it’s slightly hybrid!), wifey drives an SQ7, we share custody of my RS8 (fun fact, if you save a company a fuckload of money in a non-scummy/legally liable way, you get the funniest gifts 😀 ) … Ah, yeah, and we have a barnload of tanks in Sweden, with some actually doing 1 MPG 😀
Heh, AFC Jason Bournemouth did a good… Yay!
Go the Neneh Cherries!
Afternoon ya assorted dick joke purveyors and outright pervosaurs! How’re ya this fine-arse (new) car day 😀
Well, hopefully about to watch Fulham beat Bristol City.