As with many communities across the country, my locale has instituted martial law beginning 2 hours ago. Well, martial law might be an overstatement I suppose, but not by much. But according to them I’m not allowed to go anywhere. And I could be fined and/or jailed if I’m not out and about for “valid” reasons.
(is looking for a hooker a valid reason?)
((seems like one of those “essential” things they keep talking about))
(((just me huh?)))
Anywhoooooo….
And there’s nowhere to go anyway because everything is closing up early. So here I am at home.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got everything I need. Food, water, shelter and heat.
And even most of what I want. Books, booze and satellite tv. A hot nekkid chick WOULD be a bonus.
But you can’t have everything.
It kind of annoys me that I’m being told arbitrarily by “the man” that I can’t go out “unless”.
Yesterday before the crackdown I went shopping. You know, just in case. They already had cops posted at the store. I mean I’ve seen cops at the store before. Shoplifters, etc. But these guys were literally “posted”. Meaning they were enforcing and making certain nobody hoarded anything. This concerns me. Maybe that’s just me.
And don’t get me wrong. I understand the deal with the aspects we’re dealing with here. The closings, etc. Trying to keep people from passing “teh virus”, etc.
But it still annoys me.
It also annoys me that every day, several times a day, when I’m trying to watch TV, especially Jeopardy, the news breaks in and claims to have Breaking News. And then more or less tell me they don’t know what the hell is going on today any more than yesterday.
YOU JUST MADE ME MISS THE CATEGORIES. HOW CAN I PLAY NOW?
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Non- Sports
Yeah you already know this part.
I honestly have no idea unless you want to watch reruns of old World Series or Superb Owls.
Friday night dramatic TV also stinks, but I do have a lot of Science Channel docs and game shows on the DVR.
(ahem)
And I still gotta get caught up on Better Call Saul.
I did also start reading a really good book today, recommended to me by none other the the lovely and talented King Hippo . The Singer’s Gun by Emily St. John Mandel. So far so good.
(yes Hippo, I did finally get through Station Eleven)
Anyway, we’re all mostly stuck at home for the time being it seems. At least most of the time. So talk about how you’re passing the time.
Oooooh, I just hit the Video Daily Double. Suck it Trebek.
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Home Bodies
On the bright side, even while stuck at home there are any number of things you can still do to pass the time.
Enjoy…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5usKhGz60
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OK folks. Try not to get cabin fever. Drink heavily if necessary.
Screw it, I want a burger and I’m going to the drive-thru.
Catch me if you can Mr. Policeman.
GO FASTER DAVE!!!!!!
Have a nice weekend everyone. Be kind and be safe.
Love ya’s.
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Why is there not a “Moose Monday” with just an uninterrupted string of these delightful gifs from moose? Some jackass has his name on a Tuesday thing but he doesn’t have anything but still pictures of well-clothed curlers.
I don’t understand this and I want more of it!
蜘蛛巣城 “Spider Web Castle” (Throne of Blood) 1957 dir. 黒澤 明 (Akira Kurosawa)
Ohhh you. Literalism is my sweet spot.
I need to turn on the fan.
No no. I want to take it all in.
I really like bathroom girl and carpet ass.
And Max got what he deserved for using block letters.
And thus ends the tale of El Pinkador
Oh Lordy Lordy I love when the bull wins
I hope they let the bull live happily ever after
They should get something. Put out to stud or a job in government at the least.
Gon kill a motherfucker.
So the cops are out…..
That’s what happens when you don’t recycle properly.
And a SIPO…..
Maybe too sexy.
Tough crowd.
I think I stopped watching Better Call Saul after the second or third episode last season, can’t explain why. Looks like I better buy that season and get caught up, and then get caught up on this new season. I’m housebound, but I’m fucking lazy. I’d rather hang out here, TBH.
The current season is so good, so far.
As I mentioned earlier, my first job in Hollywood was on a video-game version of a very popular Japanese children’s anime called Ampanman. His head is made of bread and filled with red bean paste. Only the Japanese could possibly even think this shit up.
You mean Anpanman?
yeah that’s the one. you know of it?
Not the game, just the show.
do you like it?
It’s not the worst thing. Also, not something I look for anymore.
i made that game for you, yet no one bought it.
I have failed you yet again.
I will atone for my transgressions.
also remember that effective lubrication is essential to proper engine operations. lubricating oil has three key purposes:
1) cooling
2) lubricating
3) flushing
please remember that
Why do you have to ruin this moment with that terrible comic?
Is doesn’t even make sense! Much less have even a modicum of humoUr.
I don’t think he understands what “lid” means. WTH?
Why’s it gotta be red bean paste smhd raycess
No blue hair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KqF9G_DQls
Hairless pussy.
KITTEH!!1!1!@1!2@@!
As I have previously and monotonously proclaimed here previously, I’m a bush man, but not the kind that was president.
Whatever. I don’t want a cat that is cold all the time.
Pre-code.
That’s an old joke right there.
The movie code was definitely a joke.
Weak Pussy.
Unbalanced at the very least.
I’m betting that kid still gets breast fed
Anyone up for some poker? It’s Friday and I have no work for two days.
Someone has to open up a table. But yeah, I’m in.
Them Australian Habsburgs are really shitty people, and their Habsburg Jaws don’t endear them to any modern Slovenians or Aborigines.
“Fuck them honkies.”
—Patty Mills,Torres Straits Islanders, and Midnight Oil guys.
I just can’t believe that the chryon says CNN and not FOX
Of course. OPEN THE TABLES
There’s previously been a get-together every Friday afternoon at the local wine bar that we call Navy Corner. It’s just a few of us locals that all served in the USN, some time-concurrently and some not, and we sit around and get drunk and tell sea stories. Obviously, it’s been put on hold for the moment. I kind of organized it originally, our original members were an old work acquaintance of mine who was a real blue-flamer, started out as an ST, made chief in a scandalously short period of time, got sent to college by the USN for a degree in nuclear physics, got commissioned and retired as an O-5. The other major player is a 34-year Command Master Chief. He organized a virtual Navy Corner today on Zoom US, and it actually worked out pretty well. I was afraid things might go south. The CMC has a blind spot insofar as everyone he thinks that everyone he meets that ever served in the military is a great guy. I tell him, look Bastard Chief, when I was in, half the people I served with were either dicks or assholes or both, and they didn’t become “great guys” just because they took the uniform off. And I know most of those guys have their tongues so far up Trump’s asshole they can tickle his tonsils, while they are powdering his balls and stroking his taint. Fortunately, no politics came up, only sea stories. We’re gonna try it again next week, but this time it worked out OK.
OK now I feel cheated. I walked to the store today and that totally did not happen.
Would you have settled for being the participant shown with their hands on the ground? Doubt it.
Ummmmm….well times are tough. Let’s not rule anything out I guess.
Five bucks is five bucks.
And ten bucks is ten bucks, eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI
Five bucks! For one? I’ve been cheated.
Who knows what the uncertain future holds for us?!?
I got a story for that. But I’ll save it for later.
You have to have more than one story on this subject.
Uh, that’s not how a centaur works, guys.
In the Navy, we called that BOHICA. Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.
When I told my dad about it he thought that was so cool that he named the fishing boat he had in the Florida Keys the “BOHICA.” Some Navy guy he met at NAS Key West and invited out for a drink saw the name of the boat and freaked out, my old man had to explain how he as an Air Force puke knew a notorious Navy acronym.
What the hell breed of cat is that? Wolf cats are cool IMO.
Siberians I think.
I wish I could kick that well
– Blair Walsh
I like how the cow turns and looks “YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THIS YOU DRUNK MOTHERFUCKER?!?! BRING IT BITCH!!”
Outside of Hippo’s house.
My first job in L.A was in the 1920s Hollywood First National building, on the NE corner just out of frame to the left. That was back when Hollywood was truly an awesome shit hole.
Actually, that’s not true. My first job was driving up to Edwards AFB and filming the NASA SR-71 taking off and landing, and then going down to the Top Gun school at Miramar. Then I worked in Hollywood on a weird Japanese cartoon being made into a video game: Ampanman
So, Dryden?
yes
I was wondering why she kept going out on the balcony after she stopped smoking.
Now Hippo; here’s a fetish you can question. Except from the women’s side, of course.
Twitter when it sees a snake emoji
Is that Steelers gear?
I thought barely missing a goal like was only possible for people in Bills gear, both on and off the field.
Nailed it
Here’s another “well well well” moment from one of the greatest movies of the 1980s. You have to ff a bit to get to the well well moment, but don’t bother, the whole clip is worthwhile. Might have to go pull the dvd for this one tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvF-emJDSI
tWBS:
Vet question, as discussed the other night.
I have what my vet calls an Australian shepherd, whom I think looks more like some kind of spaniel (broad chest and narrow hips, white base coat with large black spots, docked tail, plus the vet went to TX A&M, only reason I continue to use him is because he takes care of the animals at the local ASPCA no-kill shelter pro bono, which I think is admirable, especially for a hardcore Republican). Not sure of her age, vet said she was around five based upon teeth wear when I got her in ’09 and I have had her nearly eleven years. She’s getting pretty groggy being at least 15 years old, goes about 45 lbs. Seems she is losing muscle mass, and falls down a lot, but manages to drag herself back up and go on motorvating. That I have pergo and tile floors doesn’t help, it’s like living on a room temperature ice rink for her. Weird thing is that as crippled as she seems at times, she also exhibits frolicky moments when she jumps around like a mountain goat out in the yard, even as recently as yesterday, and runs her ass off to chase joggers passing on the street out front. Since I’ve been working from home these last four months, she has gotten into the habit of getting up and following me into the kitchen every time I get up to refresh my water or booze, even if it means her legs going out from her and falling on her ass for no culinary award. I’ve strategically placed area rugs and beach towels in her maximum-slippage areas, and I guess that’s helped somewhat.
She still seems to have an appetite although it’s somewhat hit or miss, one morning she’ll have three bites and that’s it until afternoon feeding, next morning she’ll eat all her food and then try and eat the other dog’s food as well. Only reason I really car is because of the different medicines each dogs receive. She’s almost totally deaf and I think her eyesight is failing her a great deal. As the night goes on, she will just randomly get up and wander around the room, walking into corners until she backs out of them or coming over and looking at me with mournful eyes, finally lying down, and repeating the process five minutes later. I have her on Glyde New Zealand green lipped mussel concentrate stinky pills to lube the joints, as well as gabapentin and meloxydil for pain, all of which seemed to help when I started dosing her with them.
Question becomes (finally!), at what point is it time to put her down? She still has a (somewhat erratic) appetite, hasn’t started pissing or shitting in the house (that would be a trigger for me), seems pretty engaged despite the somewhat dopey stares she will sometimes give me with her rheumy eyes and the way she follows me around the house like I was the Pied Piper. My great-grandma used to say when they stopped eating then they were ready for the brushpile, and that was what triggered me to have my previous dog put down back almost 30 years ago. (Good ole Buster de Body Crabbe, sniff). My current plan is that as long as I have to continue working from home and can keep an eye on her all day, she gets to keep living. Any advice, thoughts, or counseling you might provide would be welcome. If you don’t want to take up all the bandwidth on this page, you can email me a response at [email protected] or [email protected].
Thanks for your patience and taking the time to read this.
As much as I hate to say, and I can’t say for sure without examining, it sounds like normal aging. Sadly, it’s inevitable for all of us, Central nervous system going for her. And muscle follows that. But as I said a night or two ago, if there’s no pain and she’s still eating etc., and still has some enjoyment in life, and is giving you enjoyment in life….
Let it ride. You’ll know when the time is right.
And I wish dogs lived as long as us.
Oingo Boingo’s Danny Elfman hit it out of the park about 35 years ago on Dead Man’s Party, No One Lives Forever track.
You think you’ve got it rough?
What about you’re darling doggy?
Ten short years
He’s getting old and groggy
I don’t think it’s very fair, cold chop low
But it’s all relative, my friend
NO ONE LIVES FOREVER.
Thanks for your time and input, amigo.
Mildred lives on until we have to go back to the office, at least.
No problem my friend. Ask anytime. No worries.
And I should have also said this. Giving her better footing will help. Whether it’s the towels or what have you. It’s a coordination issue once the CNS and muscle mass/strength start to go. Better footing definitely helps.
Yeah, I realize that and have certainly thought about it , but I think the cost/benefit analysis would probably be in the negative. It would be a considerable expense to put down carpet or something similar, and to gain a few months, I don’t think I can justify it. Thanks again for your learned input!
https://truthout.org/articles/expropriate-stan-kroenke/
Seems relevant for this crowd.
Why do you keep reading all this shit that’s just designed to make you mad?
Read this instead:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabre_Hydravion
Watching a 1932 W.C. Fields movie, Million Dollar Legs. A lot funnier than I thought it would be.
Watch It’s a Gift (1934)
Got stoned, commented on yesterdays thread. Realized it when no one commented on anything. My point is still valid. Choclate chips are an underrated stoned snack.
I fully support this opinion.
How can that be underrated; I have never heard anybody talk it down….. well except my mom when I was a stoned teenager and her c-chip stash kept disappearing.
I never think of it when there is nothing else. I should always remember
Of course there is always the empty two pound bag, melted chocolate all over you face, hands….. and dick.
WORTH IT.
I m happy that I am not the only person this happens to.
How do you un-drink a hefty glass of vodka? Asking foar a friend
(raises bony hand)
– K. Carpenter
Bravo. Well played.
With another one. Repeat until you’re undrinking into the toilet.
The only danger I’m in is of eating the silica gel packets of my various snack foods
I’m telling you. You gotta learn Spanish. Even science is better en español
I got this
El Coronoa Virus
Spanish for
The Corona Virus
No is Spanish for Maybe
Big, if true!
Está en Univisión. TIENE que ser cierto
I’m all over this like a Trumpista on aquarium cleaner.
You can pass the virus to folkS without knowing you have it: that’s what made me respect curfew AND lock down. Even when imposed by a local Gvt. that deserves ZERO respect.
In closing, the lady seated with the ankle tattoo and bangs, homina^4.
Yes. You are not wrong. I didn’t cancel my trip to Florida for myself, but rather for the ones I might bring it back to if unexpectedly exposed. My flights connected through Atlanta and I didn’t trust it.
Silver linings
GOP Lemon Parties ain’t no joke…
COVID vs. Syphilis: WHO YA GOT!?
COVIDFEFE is my front runner.
One thing I think we are going to see over the next few weeks or months is a great thinning of the Stupidity Herd. Darwin is going to fly out of his grave and look down laughing at humanity. “Who’s the fucking monkey now?”, he might say.