INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY? OR MAYBE NIGHT? IT ALL SEEMS TO BE BLENDING TOGETHER WHEN YOU DON’T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE.
The PRODUCER is at the control panel, having an animated conversation with…someone inside the recording booth. DJ 3000 looks on in concern, because the recording booth appears to be empty.
PRODUCER: …I get it. I really do. Your argument is that at the end of the day, if you don’t have a weapon that can compete with Tyreek Hill, you can’t compete with the Chiefs.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: And if you can’t compete with the Chiefs, you can’t win the division.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: And if you can’t win the division, you won’t have any success in the playoffs.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: And if you can’t make any noise in the playoffs, then you aren’t going to have much luck developing a loyal fanbase in your new city.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: And without a loyal fanbase on a local level, you’re pretty much screwed because the travel industry is going to be absolutely destroyed over the next few years.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: And neither you OR the city of Las Vegas will be able to make your bond payments, which will then go into default, which will put the team’s finances under an incredible amount of strain.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: Which will force you to limit your spending in free agency, which will leave your roster with holes that put your further back from a competitive standpoint, leading to even less fan engagement at a time when you need it most.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: And since that football team is your only tangible asset, those team finances are pretty much your finances, and the NFL will start to pressure you to sell the team.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: And since any potential buyers are going to know that they have you over a barrel, their offers will be laughably low. But you’ll have no choice, and so you’ll have to sell a majority stake in your team for essentially peanuts.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: Right.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: Sure.
EMPTY BOOTH: …
PRODUCER: I know! I get it, I really do. I’m just saying – and please accept this in the spirit in which it’s intended – that you’ll never dispel the reputation of being the “same old Raiders” when you haunt your son’s dreams and demand that they pick the fastest player in the draft. Again.
Today’s theme is: Speed. Songs about things that are fast. Also if the topic seems a little too thin then feel free to throw in some picks about speed the drug. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=’Sam30ldRa!deRS” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Have at it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kBUguCuRnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhnBgoAL0xw
You know, this rhyme isn’t really all that fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvyOYBoA1Qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQhoNW6PXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR7sd8w-rrk
And who could forget 16 year old Chris Brown’s first single “Run It!”.
Well, everyone, probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6QGe-pXgdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqtrE-iZsz0
Titled “Slow Jamz”, but it gets there eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI-w4gvkCkQ
It was right there. Right in front of your faces. smgdh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwYQsZuh2CM
Monica Lewinsky hears what you’re saying…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsiNSovDvMI
Ladies and gentlemen, the theme song from Madden 07. I shit you not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=los01iXLJdg
Shaun Alexander on the cover.
End up breaking his wrist and foot that season. Gets cut by the Seahawks to sign with the Redacteds only to be cut mid season ending his career. Bonus content he went to the Philip Rivers school of breeding and has 9 children with his wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtmWxqN1fY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAyFS_v47go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKXNToLR-w
Hey, that reminds me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDyTcDqW7kU
Implies wind speed.
And falling quickly.
OOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
This is a good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O24Vnsq6Bow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M77quPL3vY
The Commander Fridge is now sufficiently stocked with beer for the weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsRVi_6GG4M
Underachiever. I made my weekend booze run yesterday. Just to make sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlppIdtLw5A
As with several, the implication of speed.
As an owner of one, I am surprised I didn’t see this one down below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DAkJSp61w
Prince was probably referring to a later model than mine though.
Never model…or a vagina, either way.
Well, if vagina, here’s a pink one of roughly correct vintage…
Is it leaking oil?
Yes, unless it’s all leaked out already.
So past menopause.
From my navy days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMI6CdoRKVA
Nice pull.
favourite live band of my university days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLWKdm-3pB8
Well? WELL?!?!? WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!?!?!
DA-BOWL SHH-AWT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4EzBCF20tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Lj75cjg44
I also got a speeding ticket when listening to this in a different universe, long ago.
Did you tell the cop that you were listening to it?
Hey, that song says “No more speed.” Disqualified!
And I’m speeding into a new sunrise
Fuck off. 😉
You are right. Upon further reflection, the “no more speed” line is probably about meth.
At least Brenda Lee is coming on strong!
It’s part of the “story” of the song.
Dutchmen are so obtuse and opaque.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhL5lXf9AzM
Double shot; speeding into a new sunrise with cheese.
I am gonna get so much shit over the course of this Request Line:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnVboYhEe5Q
Don’t think I saw this, either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0Opxwyino
They were the first concert I ever went to. Summer of 1974, one of those all day things at Three Rivers Stadium. With Styx, Kansas, Foghat, Dave Mason, and others I am forgetting.
Scrolled through, yall pretty much covered everything that came to my mind. So I cheated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5XmMWnsiqU
? Bad Bunny – 200 mph
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDxS4xgMqq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m83udrJlxw
Doesn’t get much faster than…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ES7ueI7p0
-Gets blamed for COVID-19.
Oh, do you feel the need for speed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
*Obligatory
How about… Fast food!
Ska-P – McDollar
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RZfKfCyAr7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EttUFQmWs
Everclear – Amphetamine
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EI1IC19rWj0
Still on the board!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BJKpUH2kJQg
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Vl9SxtnJY
Look below, damn it.
DAMN IT!
Trump’s theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB-RhVhjqnI