Look, it’s been a long week. I’ve got three teaching weeks left in the school term, and now the year-long skippers are coming out of the woodwork, with their parents, wanting to know why they aren’t going to graduate on time. Of course, with the schools being remotely run, each of these complaints involves the VP contacting me, sending her a copy of the attendance showing the last time the kid showed up (usually November), and my marks book, which shows how much of each course they still have left to complete (usually 75%). When asked what it would take to complete, my answer is always the same – “a time machine”.
So, since I’m slowly pickling my body this evening, let’s settle in with some Saturday night music.
Oh yeah – that’s the good stuff. One of the many unofficial [DFO] anthems. There are others, but there are few objections to Sam Cooke.
Of course, whenever I hear Sam Cooke, I always think, “Animal House”.
So now I’ve decided on a movie to watch. And who can forget the band every fraternity wanted to hire?
Otis Day. FYI – in 1989, their going rate was $15,000 USD, or at least that’s what it was going to take to get them to come play the party I was helping organize at UBC.
One band I did get to play at UBC? The Odds.
They were always a good time. We got them to play four times, and each time we had them out they played fewer covers & more original music, which wasn’t a problem. I like the fact that I got to see their evolution as a band from the lazyboy in my dorm room.
Thirty years later, the memories of those shows are as current as the liver damage I caused enjoying them.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
Before I look at the TV Guide, I will point out that the Black Crowes are having a ‘Budweiser Stage At Home’ Series on Live Nation’s website at 5:00 PM. I saw them live on their inaugural tour at Vancouver’s QE Theatre, and what I could see through the pot smoke was quite enjoyable.
- UFC Fight Night: Woodley vs. Burns, from Las Vegas
- Prelims – 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Main Card = 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Korea Baseball Organization:
- Lotte Giants at Doosan Bears – 12:55 AM | ESPN
Well, we are in the depths of the lockdown now, in terms of TV entertainment. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
No explanation needed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6kJaGiRaI
I don’t have enough plus ones.
“And here is my idea for the new Dodge Ram logo. I hope to make a variation for a pro sports team someday.”
I spent 3 hours in the kitchen making a stock.
People aren’t gonna talk about that stock.
There just gonna say them was some tasty vittles.
/pours one out for chicken little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-Y69gGwGo
I’m taking stock of what I did……
Used to play that for baby daughter. Laughed her ass off. RIP Lux Interior.
I had chicken tacos, shrimp tacos, and lots of beer (which is ongoing).
We are watching riotous shit, not at all started by justifiably angry black people.
Ready to do…something, which probably means keep drinking.
Sorry to anyone affected by this. Stay inside, and stay safe enough to vote.
Request line is open!
Hello DFO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYpF2pCkLI
Aw, some nice Irvine boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZaqviDdFYU
I like these guys a lot too…
Now that Seamus is gone I have no one to check me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqot8uyJ3LI
Yep I’m buzzed again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGvHnDeS12o
I should fucking hope so.
The good news is that my tacos are good. I know you were all wondering.
And I have tequila.
What did you do with the tortillas?
All cooked. Using the double-taco method, I only need to eat ten tacos to dispose of them all! Three down…
Make sure and stretch; no need to pull a hammy…….
That’s quality dedication.
Okay, you are set.
Frankenimplants!
This will help…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAsTlnjvetI
Robitussin up in here.
School picture day used to be fun.
I guess family portraits were important too.
We should smoke things and drink things and then discuss the things that we’ve smoken and dranken.
Maybe a little weed is a good idea.
Works for me!
I wonder if I got stoned and watched this.
He’d be a lot cooler if he stayed stoned
Looks like he started his lesson of holier than thou right wing shit at a young age.
h
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I think we all knew this type of thing pictured was going to happen.
I’m do my calming chant now…..
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Okay, feel better now.
Ookie.
KellyAnne Conway looked marginally better back in the day. Marginally.
Yeah, sure, Tonya Roberts compared to that fucking cunt?
Never knew anal was so soothing
Go out on the street by yourself and see how much getting fucked will relax you.
A comma would have been prudent, but use a colon if you wish.
There’s nowhere else I’d rather be documenting the end of the world than with you folks.
If I haven’t told you that I love you then I missed too many chances to make it up proper.
Just know I do love you.
Let’s do this shit.
This is not the end. To paraphrase a different Bane scene, our punishment must be more severe.
I was marshaling apples I got a week or two ago so long I forgot I had them. They’re okay. Not nearly as good as the apricots or the organic Jazz apples I got today. This Jazz apple tastes like cinnamon.
Anyway, I told a woman at work that she’ll be getting more than a dozen checks for back payments because we’re so backlogged … Anyway. She’s getting a nice chunk of money and based on the amount of work I’ve done I’ve personally authorized the payment of millions of dollars to a couple thousand people. But I also still feel shitty that tWBS is gone and that he probably didn’t know how much he helped me.
Sorry. Not to be a downer, but things aren’t all terrible.
That’s all very positive. That’s good to hear!
Do you, brother.
These days, I will accept whatever others qualify as good for them.
✊?
Some of the footage coming out of the protests is absolutely surreal
https://twitter.com/gbaroth/status/1266945681618419713
Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wdbibV3IM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY
This broke my heart when it came out last year. It’s even more evocative today. Fuck this planet.
I am so tired, not just the usual but emotionally tired. This shit sucks, our president is the fucking worst, and I feel like we’re going to focus on getting through this instead of fixing it.
Yup
I keep thinking it’s the End Times. And I am not a religious person.
It feels like March 2003
What happened then?
No one seems to remember. But, hey, remember when W gave Michelle Obama that piece of candy or lozenge or whatever that was?
We bombed Iraq, because..Halliburton I guess?
I think the most poignant sign I saw today was “Not This Shit Again”
It never ended
I’m a straight white middle-aged male with a law degree. I’m just kicking back wondering what all the fuss is about.
/I’m drinking my ass off and glaring at the TV and thinking about buying a gun, and it’s not to use that gun against protesters.
Our profession will figure out a way to fuck over all of the protesters.
https://media.giphy.com/media/hNz9BS1Kn85C8/giphy.mp4
Rare bit of good news out of Flint tonight
There’s more lead in their bodies than in their bullets.
Which is weird because isn’t lead poisoning supposed to make people more aggressive?
Interesting how confident the sheriff is that the rioters are “Antifa.” KTLA anchor guy actually asked a good question as to how he knows that. I found the answer unconvincing — sure, there are out-of-towners stirring up trouble, but how the hell do you know they’re antifa and not right-wing shit-stirrers?
I was telling my husband they need to do a little research on the social media of these clowns when they arrest them. I’m sure it would be enlightening.
The right will use them as a scapegoat. They will stretch it until it covers that movement and Fox will report it.
Everything new is old again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcfXWtI7ML0
I actually had this on a 45 rpm record back in the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9poCAuYT-s
I actually got to see OB three times. In fucking Texas!!!
Done that.
Ain’t got something new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM1a1ycLtRs
I think it will be different this time. Rodney King was from here.
Since you’re here — am I better off cooking all my tortillas tonight and storing the leftovers in the fridge, or save the leftover dough and cook it up fresh another night?
Nope. Got to stay fresh all the time. You can try cooking the tortillas tonight which is interesting but trying to save the dough is a lost cause.
Let me know if it works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSlaPp-kB5Q
Also if you cook fresh tortillas and keep them overnight you have to remove the “fresh” from the description.
It’s a legal thing.
Clearly the only solution is to eat a fuckton of tacos tonight. Duty calls….
GET TO IT AND BE OUR HERO! WE LOOK TO YOU FOR HOME MADE TORTILLA LEADERSHIP!
uhh
Fireworks(?) going off outside. La la la, I’m making tortillas so I can’t hear you….
Very colorful!
Oh, and drinking scotch. Most definitely.
I’m out of it……
https://twitter.com/h7bicore/status/1266803726691512320
Minnesota has reached “attack residents on their front steps because they’re outside” levels of crackdown now. Masks are coming off in a big way this weekend.
https://twitter.com/tkerssen/status/1266921821653385225
Holy shit.
Perfectly stupid people on both sides.
The nazis had a lot of great ideas.
I thought it did with the whole render into Caesar bit.
Doesn’t apply in the US except for lower income people.
And most Evangelicals don’t actually listen to anything Jesus said.
The megachurches certainly don’t commit tax fraud!!
Of course they aren’t.
Okay, I tried.
That would make at least one thing rise out of my wheelchair.
Your impotent rage?
There’s a couple of dumpster fires in the neighborhood, so any Jets fans who miss their team should just turn on the local news.
Can we name on The Draft and one Free Agency?
Sure. Or just wait for a third and we can call them Offense, Defense, and Special Teams
So we’ll have new fires during the season?
That’s awesome!
So, are these raisins?
You’ll have to wait through the summer.
Ah, I heard it through the grapevine so I wasn’t sure.
Let’s put this comment in the dehydrater and see if we can get you a quicker result.
That comment is a bit sour grapes.
I’ve heard enough of this wine.
Okay, THAT’S going to take a while.
I’ve heard worst suggested for my comments. And myself.
You full of piss and….
vinegar.
Why is Need for Speed in front of my house? Hermana Weaselo asked if it was a drive-in protest, but there was too much tire squeal. Well, as long as they don’t crash into anything, or worse, anyone…
Can smell smoke in the air outside.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZQnBx2UMAA_0Ah?format=jpg&name=large
I really hope they have a bidet, if not I really understand the look on the woman holding the drink.
That’s just high level friendship.
Mall has a garden hose out front.
No one thinks about what she needs to do after an hour…
Pornhub does……Pornhub does.
There’s a local cable ad on about watching out for pedestrians, (fuck ’em), and it’s shot in downtown Hartford and my reaction was “Hey, I got laid in that hotel!”
Since I waited to inflate, I only had to pay for one.
-Tom Brady
Sporty enough to share? Ew
Pre-moisened.
Is this the incident that causes him to end up in a wheel chair?
Had a good view (through an iron gate, thankfully) of a protestor-police standoff just outside my place. Have to say that both sides behaved ok. Didn’t see any protestors throwing shit, cops were patient and then moved in a coordinated way, and protesters backed down.
Still fires and looting in the neighborhood according to local TV. And man, I don’t think I’ve seen television anchors as angry at anything as they are at the prospect of someone getting a pair of shoes they didn’t pay for. I don’t condone looting, but have some fucking perspective.
imagine how mad they would be at some company not pay taxes
I worry about the top 10%.
To be fair, it’s pretty angering when these rioters hit small businesses. Many small business owners are drowning and then to have their store robbed and destroyed?
That greatly bothers me.
Once all the shit starts going down mob mentality takes over. You are expecting logic in this, it is not going to happen. In addition some of these things are caused by people with an agenda which are opposite of what the protesters have in mind.
I’m not expecting logic. I’m just relaying to Dunstan why people might be pissed at the rioters.
The original point of the protests is long lost now.
I don’t think it is, but one side will ignore it.
I’m aware of the concerns of small business owners. I once represented a client who had to defend her business during the Rodney King riots. The businesses being looted now are ones in my neighborhood, places I patronize in many cases. I get the concern.
What I don’t get is the somber, despairing tone that anchors normally reserve for a plane crash. I’ve heard them announce school shootings with more neutral tones.
Because it’s been 30 fucking years and nothing’s changed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F157geaXp_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ItoVPAlHHU
I need to read this…
I checked, Amazon is sold out.
Funny thing is, I don’t see a candle. Maybe this more like an eternal flame situation?
We are at the ……end
of the candle.
I’m waxing poetic.
I forgot, the flame would be bluer.
Well, did they wax before getting waxed?
I also got the 8pm curfew text on my phone. I didn’t realize that was part of this whole western states pact to militarize the whole west coast. But since they’re doing so, I’m 100% serious that the military/national guard is more trustworthy at exercising proper rules of engagement and treating people like people than any police force in these three states
https://www.theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351
The Onion knows a thing or two about private equity firms looting the shit out of companies.
I can’t put my finger on it but I think their twitter feed might be trying to focus on some kind of issue.