Sexy Friday, what day is it today? edition

It’s not often that special days like wedding anniversaries, first date anniversaries, and anniversaries of the first time you had anal sex with your significant other (Your analversary, if you will) fall on a weekend . Let alone Sexy Friday!

Therefore, this week I am celebrating a special day in the Balls world by featuring sassy n sexy soccer ladies!

Can you spot the hidden theme?

It’s not just that these are all fútbol fans. There’s a little more to it than that.

There will also be a change in tonight’s music selections. Instead of obscure 80s bands, tonight I’ll be showcasing obscure songs from bands you’ve heard of.

It’s gonna be a full agenda. Let’s get right to it.

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Today, we are featuring hot ladies who enjoy balls. Does Balls like to have lady friends wear soccer jerseys while engaging in adult activities? What do you think?

Without further ado, here are this week’s Sexy Friday girls. Enjoy:


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And now, the next episode of our new feature!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

My aim each week has been to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.

Tonight, we are showcasing specific songs from established bands that not many people may have heard of. This will hopefully encourage people to go deeper into a particular artist’s catalog and discover hidden gems. Like the Captain says, “Let’s Go!”

If you lived in the greater LA area in the 80s, you will remember this song as the bed for the radio commercials for the Old World club in Orange County. Son Of Spam, back me up on this:

The B-52’s – Party Out Of Bounds

I think you have to be a hardcore Cure fan to know and love this song:

The Cure – A Man Inside My Mouth

This was the song that got me into Depeche Mode. Still holds up:

Depeche Mode – Dreaming of Me

Yes, this was the song in the background of the most iconic 80s movie ever, Sixteen Candles. I will never understand why it didn’t become a big hit:

Thompson Twins – If You Were Here

This is such a beautiful song and the subject is so dark. No wonder I love it:

New Order – The Perfect Kiss

They became famous for other songs, but this was the song that made me like them:

The Human League – Love Action

Let’s face it, if you’re a fan of The Smiths, you know EVERY song they recorded. This is my second favourite after How Soon Is Now:

The Smiths – This Charming Man

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Gratliff

Here’s Ron Hextall trying real hard to not murder anyone not wearing orange during the last Flyers-Islanders series in 1987. Islanders had come back from being down 3-1 in the series, but it didn’t matter, because Islanders sucked then too and got blown out in game 7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bgjaAnygJA

litre_cola

Before reading below.
1. All Italian fans.
2. Johnny Marr on his so tours sings Smiths songs. Charming Man is fucking awesome so fuck Morrissey with a ring around the fountain.
3. How is everyone? Its 9 pm, Mrs Cola, Decilitre, mom and dad cola are asleep. I have no cigarettes. Have weed but no papers. I could aluminum can it, but need to go to the bedroom to get my bag.
4. Still have more wine tho.

Gumbygirl

Ummmm

Gumbygirl

Never mind my pearl clutching, I just scrolled down and saw you dinged me. Carry on.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought you guys never met.

Gumbygirl

It was a socially distant dinging. We zoomed.

blaxabbath

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it a million more times: the response to the Coronavirus proves America has lost it’s edge. I’ve heard my entire fucking life about American Ingenuity and the American Spirit and the American Resolve — we’re dead fucking last in response. We’re too stupid to even do the things we see other nations doing. What are we doing to fix it? We’re working to juke the stats on paper. No plans whatsoever to do anything. No one inventing the better mousetrap. Power outages. Strangling the middle class’s already nonexistent savings. Destroying the postal system. Bitching about ownership rights of a popular foreign entertainment app. Handing trillions to the rich. Seriously — we are doing every single thing except rising to the challenge.

Thanks Baby Boomers.

blaxabbath

But my real point is that we are losing. We are not who we say we are. This is pathetic is all.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We were never exceptional, as the “good old days” people think. At some points we were very competent at several things, and with full on kleptocracy going since 1980 we are not even on the lower level of competency at this point. But hey, the rich are doing GREAT!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Yeah, we’ve existed on bullshit lies told to us by warmongers and fed an endless supply of Hollywood jingoism (excepting maybe the ’70s cinema) to justify an entitled moral/ethical superiority we never earned or deserved.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To be fair our mixology was miles ahead because of prohibition.

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blaxabbath

As a specific point, imagine this citizenry during the space race. The US wouldn’t have even put a man in space.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also putting the blame on one ambiguous generation is a responsibility shift that is part of the problem.

Gratliff

Had a conversation with a charter school teacher earlier this week about school reopening. She was adamant that they had to be reopened, that the risk wasn’t that bad, and even if it is, it shouldn’t be enough to stop schools from reopening because people gotta live. She also started the conversation in her classroom by telling me I didn’t have to wear a mask in there if I didn’t want to, and would only put hers on when her boss was nearby. There’s a lot to be said about the fact that the people who so desperately want everything to return to normal immediately are usually the ones acting in ways that are only going to delay it. I’ve seen the same attitudes from certain secretaries, specialists, and administrators as well. It seems like maybe 10% of people in education don’t understand what the big deal is. I think there’s a lot of bad decisions being made in education with good intentions right now, but there’s a not insignificant number of people in education who will absolutely fuck it up out of ignorance. Even the ones who are trying to do the right thing struggle with it. I’ve seen groups of staff start in-person training socially distanced and masked, and within an hour, all unmasked and huddled together like robots in a shipping container.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I would not want to be a teacher right now. They are being put in an untenable situation due to a lethal combination of willful ignorance and sheer greed. Stay safe, man.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Two important things about this photo:
1) Flyers goaltender Carter Hart meeting his childhood hero, Carey Price, in the post-series handshake line.
2) Carey Price is thirty-fucking-three, and we should be another 10 years out before active players are referring to him as their childhood hero.

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ArmedandHammered

As she came around, she suddenly remembered the times her mom’s boyfriend babysat her when she was a toddler.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whoa, that went dark quicker than the power outage.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Explaining the deep head scratches and blood poisoning to the insurance company….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s too old to just go out and get pussy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The old dog with shoes is more helpful than the lady in the green jacket.

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Gumbygirl

WTF am I looking at!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Haven’t you heard that song It’s Raining Cats?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

It’s ok, you can count ok Kirk to get the pussy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Boban Time!

Gratliff

Now that the handshake with the most detestable hockey team is over, it’s time to move to the actual most detestable hockey team ever. Fortunately, not having to travel to Long Island will definitely reduce the chances of an STD outbreak in the league.

Gratliff

However, this is the greatest save of all time. He stops the puck in mid-air with the back of the stick blade held horizontally, saving the life of a suicidal Nick Suzuki in the process

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghMztZ_Dgqw

Gratliff

This was meant to go with the picture above, but fuck it. Here’s Rick DiPietro’s career highlight
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Strong, pure hate here is good.

Spur

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Gumbygirl

It’s not easy being green.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Gratliff

WHOOOOOOO FUCK CANADA

Gratliff

I think Price had a .940 SV% in that series. Fuck, that was annoying.

Dunstan

3 goals on the first 7 shots tonight though. And that’s the problem — we can’t afford anything less than great goaltending.

Gratliff

It’s very nerve-racking watching two chaos teams with good-to-great goaltenders smash into each other repeatedly. Too much randomness for my tastes. Always seemed like nothing and everything happening at the same time. Was just thinking that it’s crazy how a washed up old man like Price can have one last great run, but then I realized he’s 4 years younger than me and now I’m sad.

Spur

what’s this all a-boot?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is some hot chicks in Canada.

Spur

Clippers vs Dallas is already getting heated. Clippers learning Luka is a grown ass man.

Dunstan

I thought Luka was a child who lived upstairs on the second floor.

edit — I see that was used already. I was distracted by my tears.

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Spur

Suzanne made him a man last time his family was arguing.

Don T

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Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s the duck’s birthday and NOBODY is going to ruin it!

Spur

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litre_cola

Sweet Jesus

rockingdog
Don T

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Spur

Luka! Luka! Luka!

scotchnaut

“I’ll take, ‘Kids who live on the second floor’, for $600, Alex.”

-Suzanne Vega

Unsurprised

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rockingdog

found a funny:

I told my kids the shoes on telephone wires are from kids who lied and got sucked up into space

Gumbygirl

Mom/Dad of the year!

Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo

I don’t think that’s the proper way to douche, but I’m not telling her.

ArmedandHammered

Maybe she needed something stronger, like sand blasting to get the smell of her ex off her.

Spur

In retrospect 76ers will regret not trading for Kawhi. No doubt they would have won last year.

rockingdog

LOL
he said that they back in locker room and say 1,2,3 CANCUN!!

Spur

Kemba Walker looks so happy to be away from MJ and Charlotte

rockingdog

yea good for him
Phili gonna be swept
that was just a total collapse at the end rite there

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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When they’re that pissed I usually just go ahead an mix another drink and don’t bother asking. Of course this is not the area I should be giving advice, but this is a safety thing.

Gratliff

End this fucking series already

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

I think this was supposed to go in the HRTN comments.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HAHAHAHAHA……

No.

Dunstan

Don’t be silly. We haven’t got to the Debbie Harry — Lynda Carter — Scantily Clad Jungle Women three-way mud wrestling yet.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

That’ll be the last chapter, before I flee the country to avoid the lawsuits.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They will be killed before it gets to court.

Spur

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Spur

Philly/Boston on TNT is some good watching

rockingdog

I can’t find a stream. is boston gonna win?

Mr. Ayo

I may be drinking, but I’m pretty sure Philly is on NBCSN playing MTL.

But agreed with the good watching assessment.

rockingdog

never mind. i found cool live stream on twitter
Isaiah Thomas is one of the analysts

Mr. Ayo

My pleasure.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Already?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Evening Folks

rockingdog

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

BTW, anyone know of any good books on 1940s architecture with photographic reference?

Gumbygirl

Not books, but Architectural Digest has a great archive of photographs, they were around in the 40’s.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Ah! Good idea! Thank you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Could resist.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Guess I could have gone the internment route.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Gah! I really should know better than to ask you guys for advice…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They HATED Warsaw architecture.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’d link a Steel Breeze video but I think there’s only one, and it might have been the only song they ever recorded.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

So much love for the B-52’s. Planet Claire was/is so fucking brilliant. The oddest danceable tune ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YAcpCa5dM

Gumbygirl

My favorite Smith’s song is Girlfriend in a Coma. So cheerful!

scotchnaut

Mine is “How Soon Is Now” but “Frankly Mr. Shankly” is brilliant in a “I’m trying to mimic Dylan Thomas’ rhyming patterns” kinda way. He falls way short but ya gotta give him credit for trying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gemNU9mTsig

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gumbygirl

I believe those girls are all rooting for Italian teams.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

‘Cause they do in a …..pinch?

Gumbygirl

it’s pastable.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yea team.

Gratliff

FFS I’ve had enough of the plucky Habs

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Happy Friday. Another week survived.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Hidden Theme?

Gotta be ‘Women That Have Noped Out The Bathroom Window After Talking To Me For 10 Minutes During Our First Date.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Man, you are slow; it usually doesn’t take ten minutes to get them going the other way.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ArmedandHammered

Worst gloryhole evah!