I complain but I shouldn’t, really. The usual circumstance is that there’s a toss-away tilt that is of no interest to anyone but the respective fanbases. Today we’ve got Kyler vs. Team that got a surprise result last week. Of course the Chiefs are always a treat and dare I say that Patty is actually a likeable type of fella? And lastly-and I said it last week as well-the Ravens O is fun to watch. We need a name for it. Maybe Roman’s Wrinkles? You know, he’s fooling around with his creation, tweaking it here and there, confusing D’s in the process.
TO THE GAMES!
Team/Cards:
Team’s d-line flashed big last week but Wentz gave them all kinds of help last week by not moving well in the pocket. In qb Murray, Team is not getting a guy that ran once for 2 yards. Kyler ran 13 times-5 designed, 8 scrambles and went no-huddle on 42 plays. That there is the perfect way to get an aggressive line off-balance and more importantly, gassed.
Ravens/Texans:
Will Deshaun be sacked 6-8 times? His o-line (according to PFF) grades out as above average and yet Watson was sacked 44 times last year. Why? He holds on to the ball too long and doesn’t check to his rb’s. Look for Hollywood to go bananas today-he’ll be shadowed by Robey but the latter didn’t have a good game last week. Brown’s aDOT was almost 19 yards last week. Fairly obvious Lamar is looking directly at him when trying to stretch the field.
Chiefs/Chargers:
Is Tyrod a sneaky play this week? He sure muffed it last week but Chiefs corners are out/compromised and Taylor was throwing farther downfield than observers expected. He also rushed 7 times as well. They’ll fall behind so Garbage Points Ahoy! But we know how this one ends, Mahomesian things will be done and KC gets the W.
It’s your turn now.
I saw a dude at the Grand Canyon in a Chargers cap that just had the bolt on the front (like, the front of his hat looked like the side of a helmet). He looked stupid.
NFL: “Why are the ratings to the games going down?”
Redshirt: “My team played on Thursday. Can we have two Late Afternoon games?”
(NFL bitchslaps Redshirt)
NFL: “YOU’LL TAKE BALTIMORE-HOUSTON AND LIKE IT, PEASANT!”
you guys kill me. Just pay the $60 bucks for Redzone.
Quotables is honestly more football than I need to watch each week.
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lol jesus I forgot Atlanta failed a 2 point conversion they tried for fuck knows why
Suck it, San Diego!
— Ron Burgundy
CBT porn is running out of ideas.
HOW?
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/zgqqla
You have stupid ears.
So do you, bitch!
Fellsdown!
Holy shit Bill called a smart play in the red zone!
Broken clock is correct twice a day.
Me when my cookies are done baking
I really want to know how many teams missed Lamar given this is him at six years old in Florida.
“I coulda been kilt!”
-#20
Vikings d looking strong there
James Harrison is a beast.
since I missed sexy friday
With no people, it looks like the camera shot of the front of Sofi Stadium is just a flyover of the architect renderings.
To be fair, there’d be the same amount of people there if there were fans allowed.
New Chinese fast food joint: Dik Wok.
Because I live in TX, I am going to be cursed with watching this 500’s debacle even when it’s 52-0. Time to pull up the Amazon Prime.
The ending to that Atlanta game would have been a lot more fun if it had been some team other than the Cowboys that had benefited from the Falcons not knowing that you can pick up a football that is just rolling along on the ground.
trying to find an appropriate gif for Atlanta, this seems pretty good
darn you wordpress
That’s poetically appropriate.
Ravens score with the Ricard manuvaer
Bill O’Brien’s bold tactic of giving the Ravens offense a short field seems to be playing out wonderfully.
How the fuck is this dude a HC and GM?!?
What GM wants that dude handling his roster?
Dick stockton too old to be announcing still he should be running for president
But now it’s a “Dick Brady” booth so we got that going for us
Bill O’Brien is the bad credit version of Jerry Jones.
What the fuck was that play call?
The Atlanta Falcons…
Putting the “special” back in Special Teams.
so I’m just now ecovering from that chicago 4th quarter. are the bears really 2-0 or am I already dead?
As are the Bills. The 2020 Apocalypse Super Bowl is still in play.
Belated Cowboys Win GIF
Not going to lie, was totally expecting a missed FG. Man Cowboys need to understand they can stop anyone so they better sling that ball around.
Herbert is cute as a bug with those freckles!
Down by 90 after 1 pm games I was able to bench my three remaining players for waiver wire prioritym I’m sure I’ll use it wisely
Minnesota about to give dante culpepper a call. I’m sure he’s available
What the hell did I just watch?
2020, man. 2020.
Just went and drank whiskey with my Cowboys fan buddy. We didn’t bother watching the game because the Cowboys were getting their ass kicked. As I pulled into my driveway, he texted me the final score. I almost drove through the garage door. Good thing I didn’t, since I would have totaled the Corvette.
Can Hippo get a Vasco soccer point?
No. No he can not.
did some comments dissapear or am I going crazy?
did I seriously just type a wildly open ended question? am I a freaking masochist?
Figures I praise the fucking ratbirds offense previous thread so naturally they decide not to show the fuck up.
And of course as soon as I type that out…Andrews gets a 30 yard play on 3rd and long.
LOLfalcons…
That outcome ruined the East going 1-7 by virtue of having a division game in week 1
‘Dacteds sure are doing their part, though.
Tua stalking BloodSugarFitzMagic down the sidelines, trying to talk to him about Christ.
Your move, LOLfins
THE OL’ DOUBLE J’S GONNA NAIL THE HOOKERS AND DO ALL THE BLOW IN DALLAS TONIGHT
WOOOOOOOO HE IS FUCKIN’ CRAZY!
The Chris Webber Timeout, The Tony Romo Spike To Stop The Clock On 4th Down, The Special Teams Rando On-side Kick Spectator.
EDIT: Whoops, mixed up Romo and fumble again
Arthur Blank should just fucking stay in the owner’s box. He 28-3’d the game again.
Well, Atlanta’s on suicide watch again…
Arthur Blank just standing outside the tunnel firing special teams personnel
Trump’s winning
Not exactly excited about a 45 yard FG to win it
OK, now I am.
Atlanta having their Super Bowl in week 2 smgdh
Zero reason to watch that ball instead of jumping on it. Just wow.
Might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
Motherfucker thought he was covering a punt
LOL
Chargers did a good?
Falcons sent out the hands team without any brains
Omaigod, Atlanta will Atlanta their game…
Things to take solace in
I do indeed, LIKE THAT
Josh Allen
Jeff Driskell actually looked decent. I appreciate the W, though.
Live lookin to the 49ers locker room…
I legit thought they were losing their game with all the notifications I was getting
Everything sucks.