Your “And Then There Were Three” (as always) Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

I complain but I shouldn’t, really. The usual circumstance is that there’s a toss-away tilt that is of no interest to anyone but the respective fanbases. Today we’ve got Kyler vs. Team that got a surprise result last week. Of course the Chiefs are always a treat and dare I say that Patty is actually a likeable type of fella? And lastly-and I said it last week as well-the Ravens O is fun to watch. We need a name for it. Maybe Roman’s Wrinkles? You know, he’s fooling around with his creation, tweaking it here and there, confusing D’s in the process.

TO THE GAMES!

Team/Cards:

Team’s d-line flashed big last week but Wentz gave them all kinds of help last week by not moving well in the pocket. In qb Murray, Team is not getting a guy that ran once for 2 yards. Kyler ran 13 times-5 designed, 8 scrambles and went no-huddle on 42 plays. That there is the perfect way to get an aggressive line off-balance and more importantly, gassed.

Ravens/Texans:

Will Deshaun be sacked 6-8 times? His o-line (according to PFF) grades out as above average and yet Watson was sacked 44 times last year. Why? He holds on to the ball too long and doesn’t check to his rb’s. Look for Hollywood to go bananas today-he’ll be shadowed by Robey but the latter didn’t have a good game last week. Brown’s aDOT was almost 19 yards last week. Fairly obvious Lamar is looking directly at him when trying to stretch the field.

Chiefs/Chargers:

Is Tyrod a sneaky play this week? He sure muffed it last week but Chiefs corners are out/compromised and Taylor was throwing farther downfield than observers expected. He also rushed 7 times as well. They’ll fall behind so Garbage Points Ahoy! But we know how this one ends, Mahomesian things will be done and KC gets the W.

It’s your turn now.

5 4 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
218 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
blaxabbath

I saw a dude at the Grand Canyon in a Chargers cap that just had the bolt on the front (like, the front of his hat looked like the side of a helmet). He looked stupid.

Redshirt

NFL: “Why are the ratings to the games going down?”
Redshirt: “My team played on Thursday. Can we have two Late Afternoon games?”
(NFL bitchslaps Redshirt)
NFL: “YOU’LL TAKE BALTIMORE-HOUSTON AND LIKE IT, PEASANT!”

Spur

you guys kill me. Just pay the $60 bucks for Redzone.

blaxabbath

Quotables is honestly more football than I need to watch each week.

JustStopDude

sports24.club

Gratliff

lol jesus I forgot Atlanta failed a 2 point conversion they tried for fuck knows why

TheRevanchist

Suck it, San Diego!

WCS

— Ron Burgundy

JustStopDude

comment image

Redshirt

CBT porn is running out of ideas.

Last edited 4 years ago by Redshirt
Spur
JustStopDude

comment image

Gumbygirl

You have stupid ears.
So do you, bitch!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fellsdown!

JustStopDude

Holy shit Bill called a smart play in the red zone!

WCS

Broken clock is correct twice a day.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

Mother Puncher

Me when my cookies are done baking

JustStopDude

comment image

I really want to know how many teams missed Lamar given this is him at six years old in Florida.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I coulda been kilt!”

-#20

Gatoraids

Vikings d looking strong there

blaxabbath

James Harrison is a beast.

Brocky

since I missed sexy friday

BcGtfBT.jpg
blaxabbath

With no people, it looks like the camera shot of the front of Sofi Stadium is just a flyover of the architect renderings.

WCS

To be fair, there’d be the same amount of people there if there were fans allowed.

Viva La Tabula Raza

New Chinese fast food joint: Dik Wok.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Because I live in TX, I am going to be cursed with watching this 500’s debacle even when it’s 52-0. Time to pull up the Amazon Prime.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The ending to that Atlanta game would have been a lot more fun if it had been some team other than the Cowboys that had benefited from the Falcons not knowing that you can pick up a football that is just rolling along on the ground.

Brocky

trying to find an appropriate gif for Atlanta, this seems pretty good

Brocky

darn you wordpress

Redshirt

That’s poetically appropriate.

Gatoraids

Ravens score with the Ricard manuvaer

JustStopDude

Bill O’Brien’s bold tactic of giving the Ravens offense a short field seems to be playing out wonderfully.

How the fuck is this dude a HC and GM?!?

blaxabbath

What GM wants that dude handling his roster?

Gatoraids

Dick stockton too old to be announcing still he should be running for president

herodotus450

But now it’s a “Dick Brady” booth so we got that going for us

JustStopDude

Bill O’Brien is the bad credit version of Jerry Jones.

What the fuck was that play call?

Romonobyl

The Atlanta Falcons…
Putting the “special” back in Special Teams.

JustStopDude

comment image

Brocky

so I’m just now ecovering from that chicago 4th quarter. are the bears really 2-0 or am I already dead?

tenor (3).gif
Col. Duke LaCross

As are the Bills. The 2020 Apocalypse Super Bowl is still in play.

Spur

Belated Cowboys Win GIF comment image

Spur

Not going to lie, was totally expecting a missed FG. Man Cowboys need to understand they can stop anyone so they better sling that ball around.

Gumbygirl

Herbert is cute as a bug with those freckles!

Gatoraids

Down by 90 after 1 pm games I was able to bench my three remaining players for waiver wire prioritym I’m sure I’ll use it wisely

Brocky

Minnesota about to give dante culpepper a call. I’m sure he’s available

Romonobyl

What the hell did I just watch?

King Hippo

2020, man. 2020.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Just went and drank whiskey with my Cowboys fan buddy. We didn’t bother watching the game because the Cowboys were getting their ass kicked. As I pulled into my driveway, he texted me the final score. I almost drove through the garage door. Good thing I didn’t, since I would have totaled the Corvette.

Last edited 4 years ago by Viva La Tabula Raza
King Hippo

Can Hippo get a Vasco soccer point?

No. No he can not.

Brocky

did some comments dissapear or am I going crazy?

Brocky

did I seriously just type a wildly open ended question? am I a freaking masochist?

JustStopDude

Figures I praise the fucking ratbirds offense previous thread so naturally they decide not to show the fuck up.

JustStopDude

And of course as soon as I type that out…Andrews gets a 30 yard play on 3rd and long.

JustStopDude

LOLfalcons…

Gratliff

That outcome ruined the East going 1-7 by virtue of having a division game in week 1

King Hippo

‘Dacteds sure are doing their part, though.

King Hippo

Tua stalking BloodSugarFitzMagic down the sidelines, trying to talk to him about Christ.

King Hippo

Your move, LOLfins

WCS

THE OL’ DOUBLE J’S GONNA NAIL THE HOOKERS AND DO ALL THE BLOW IN DALLAS TONIGHT

WOOOOOOOO HE IS FUCKIN’ CRAZY!

Gratliff

The Chris Webber Timeout, The Tony Romo Spike To Stop The Clock On 4th Down, The Special Teams Rando On-side Kick Spectator.

EDIT: Whoops, mixed up Romo and fumble again

Last edited 4 years ago by Gratliff
Beerguyrob

Arthur Blank should just fucking stay in the owner’s box. He 28-3’d the game again.

bk109

Well, Atlanta’s on suicide watch again…

Gratliff

Arthur Blank just standing outside the tunnel firing special teams personnel

Gratliff

Trump’s winning

Horatio Cornblower

Not exactly excited about a 45 yard FG to win it

Horatio Cornblower

OK, now I am.

Gratliff

Atlanta having their Super Bowl in week 2 smgdh

Gratliff

Zero reason to watch that ball instead of jumping on it. Just wow.

Horatio Cornblower

Might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

Gratliff

Motherfucker thought he was covering a punt

rockingdog

LOL
comment image

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Chargers did a good?

Horatio Cornblower

Falcons sent out the hands team without any brains

bk109

Omaigod, Atlanta will Atlanta their game…

Gratliff

Things to take solace in

2020-09-20 16_30_09-Vikings vs. Colts - Box Score - September 20, 2020 - ESPN - Waterfox Current.png
King Hippo

I do indeed, LIKE THAT

clint greasewood

Josh Allen

WCS

Jeff Driskell actually looked decent. I appreciate the W, though.

rockingdog

Live lookin to the 49ers locker room…
comment image

Brocky

I legit thought they were losing their game with all the notifications I was getting

litre_cola

Everything sucks.

1 2 3