Recently, I discovered that one of our very own commentists has a hidden talent for finding pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. No, it’s not Moose or Unsurprised or Spur or even Brocky! It’s !
His recent posts on the open threads have inspired me and raised up my… spirits.
Thus, today I am featuring girls that he has posted in the threads. I’m sure you will enjoy.
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I apologize in advance and in arrears for my posts this week. This Sexy Friday will not feature music and I was not able to post an Eventual Balls Thoughts post because it’s been quite the week at work. In between three industrial accidents I had to report/document, some disciplinary issues I had to deal with, and a COVID test I had to take for work (Passed. Yay!), I’ve been crazy busy.
Eventual Balls Thoughts will return with a vengeance next Tuesday with a few tweaks. I’ve found that now that football season has started, the volume of comments has gone way up on weekends and there simply isn’t enough time to sift through everything. So, I’m going to restrict the comments I include in Eventual Balls Thoughts to the regular posts and the weeknight Open Threads.
I encourage everyone to participate in the Sunday game Open Threads or at the very least to go back over them on Monday after you read Hippo Thoughts. There is seriously a lot of gold in there, Jerry.
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Speaking of Jerry, I was watching Rick and Morty and the train episode was on and I laughed so hard when they introduced the phrase “cum gutters”! I really want to use that in everyday life but it’s difficult to figure out how to work that into a conversation.
I’ll find a way, though, and I’ll report back when I’m able to make it happen.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Hot Pics that posted this week!
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No AFL until next week, so it’s time to fire up the old Pornhub and see what comes up…
Ma’am
Unrelated to the photo of Sofia Vergara at 19, but I know what it’s like to get a care package of recreational materials in a state whew they aren’t legal now.
And now onto the pic:
Still fly
Wait, how the fuck is that not legal?
Too hot.
It’s a shame I was building the archive for material for sexy Fridays in the one folder that isn’t backed up.
I did find this in a backup
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Late to the Lovin’ Jake party, but new blood is always good.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EizsFmqWAAE0T9L?format=jpg&name=small
I can only begin to imagine the colorful language Ol’ Jumbo used while watching football or any sport.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Manson
I can’t believe it. They actually pulled it off. The Cincinnati Reds are in playoffs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE
Over a 50-50 shot, so good coin flip.
50-50 my ass; Pete Rose will get you better odds than that.
Um, does anyone want to mention to Redshirt what happens when Cincinnati teams make the playoffs or should we let him enjoy this moment?
Yeah, you’re right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCy6MGOVfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s1tnjrzIK4&ab_channel=8-BitSports
Thom Brennaman’s sacrifice was not in vain.
Even for 1980s dollars, that’s a damn good price for a handy.
First ballot moustache hall of fame
During his prime, I’d bet it smelled pretty damn good too…..
Okay, it made me laugh.
I remember when he defended torture back in 2006 and 2007 by hiding behind how he was an Air Force JAG lawyer. He’s always been a piece of shit and people who gave him any credit by being friends with John McCain, who was an even bigger asshole and whose death made the world objectively better, are the biggest fucking rubes.
Listen, if your sex life revolved around getting jerked off by anonymous partners in airport bathrooms you’d expect quick conclusions too.
“Wide Stance”
Great movie, I think I still have my DVD of it around here somewhere.
I wonder if Catler sees this and says DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE
The worst part of 2020 are the people bitching about 2020.
Don’t get me started on 2021
Oh, that’s all good. Fuck Dave Franco.
Fuck these rioters.
—Richard Daley, 1968
Cory Perry: as big a pile of shit as we all suspected.
I had no preconception of his stack-ability, or odoriferousness, but I will take your word for it.
FINISH HEEEEEEEM!
Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm in When Harry Met Sally alternate version which really goes off point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MJqnSlVV7Y
She enters a room 3′ before she enters a room.
Several times, apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=1c0yD66PMNE&feature=emb_logo
Some people just don’t get how delicious MelloCreme Pumpkins are.
Imagine walking out of the house after consciously deciding “Yeah, this is what I want people to see me in all day.”
Hang on, it might rain or sleet
Looks like the right one to me.
Mrs. Balls?
I wish…
I am old, because instead of drinking too much and heading to the strip bar, (which is closed due to Covid, like that’s the worst thing you could get at a strip bar), I donated money to 6-7 Senate races that the Dems are slightly ahead or slightly behind in, and am now feeling really good because when they flip the Senate it’ll be because of me, and me alone.
And if they don’t, well, at least I didn’t spend a lot of money just to get herpes.
Oh, backing Cincinnatus over Aurelius?
Got a good feeling about Cicinnatus’s* stand on the bridge. Shows good character and maybe the interest in infrastructure we so badly need.
*Four years of high school Latin pays off 43 fucking years later.
“Warheads into plowshares” was Cincinnatus’s slogan, I think.
Dave Mustaine shows up for a group therapy session with Metallica during ‘Some Kind of Monster’ and watching that movie will make you hate Hetfield and especially Lars.
“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination.”
I’ve been donating to state legislative races too because this country is fucked if Republicans set the next maps
That says everything you ever needed to know about the FBI.
$100.00 to Act Blue for just that purpose tonight.
When can we go to Canada again?
Wear a helmet.
Weather and Tequila wise, I’d prefer Mexico. But they built a wall.
As shitty as this afternoon has been, this hockey game is fantastic.
Broadcast is missing something though. Something… eye-bleedingly guady and racist.
Evening. I’m being forced to watch basketball. It isn’t as bad as I remember.
Most coronaviruses nationally since August 14th. This is fine.
C’mon now: Florida just reopened everything. We must be on the right path!
Dallas: “we’re gonna score more than 1 goal!”
That’s good.
Dallas: “And we’re gonna give TB a bunch of power plays!”
That’s… not good.
Shea Weber signed through 2026 YIKES.
*still signed
Booooo*
*Habs fan
found a funny:
I know Mitt romney very well (he and 4 other executives used to pay 10,000 dollars to shoot arrows at me on Martha’s vineyard) and this is simply not like him
Posted without comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU
Billy Squier was insanely popular when I got out of boot camp. For some reason, his music seems so incredibly passe to me 40 years later.
He and Axl Rose have the most embarassing dance moves in all of rock and roll. Dudes please, just don’t!
You don’t care for Axl channeling Davey Jones?
At least Davey Jones was cute!
His locker is quite the place.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/14/trump-ad-asks-people-to-support-the-troops-but-it-uses-a-picture-of-russian-jets-414883
Man, I really need to get my shit together. I don’t even have a substance abuse problem to pin it on!
Well, at least cultivate a substance abuse problem, so you have something to pin it on going forward.
It’s never too late until it’s too late.
At my age, I just have to scroll through the Friday Night ladies. If I looked carefully at every pic posted, it would make me feel like a perv, looking at hot pics of girls young enough to be my granddaughters. Great-granddaughters, if I lived in Appalachia.
Don’t kid yourself. They’d be your daughters in Appalachia.
A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, if you can’t appreciate that without a weird guilt trip, that is very sad indeed.
Evidently, a patient who knew both her and her husband were positive for COVID, went to her annual exam with wifey, and didn’t tell anyone. She also wasn’t wearing a mask. This was Tuesday; wifey found out today. This bitch willingly exposed countless people to this shit. Also, we now have to quarantine for two weeks, because this asshole can’t comprehend basic human logic.
The kicker? She checked herself into the ER the next day, because she was suffering symptoms.
/JJ FOZZ RAGE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Justifiable homicide.
Praiseworthy homicide.
Remember, remember, the 4th of November.
Second Civil War is going to kill a lot more people than COVID.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Tell your wife to tell this woman that she has syphilis, (if she doesn’t), and don’t tell her she has syphilis if she does.
This advice may not be legal, but it does feel good. Unlike syphilis.
I hope that you two aren’t with the Covids and that the idiot gets put on a ventilator for awhile. Don’t want anyone to die but not going to be upset if they pass
Oh, fuck that. This woman and her husband definitely deserve to die painfully. Their victims deserve nothing less than that.
Watched this today. You youngsters might not appreciate it. Birth of the Austin music scene, back in the 60s and 70s.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B075H1CFC5/ref=atv_hm_hom_1_c_iEgOEZ_2_1