It’s hard not to be excited for this one, isn’t it? But first, let’s do
Fallout:
-Foles is in and we’ve likely seen the last of Truth Biscuit in a Bears uni, barring injury. Looks like he becomes just another backup that floats around and you hear his name and say, “He’s still in the league?”.
-Another candidate must be Team’s Haskins. His QBR is 28, 10 points behind backup Kyle Allen’s 38. His percentage of uncatchable passes sits at 31.1% which is 10 points higher than the next in line.
-More qb news? Okay, Carson Wentz has also been all kinds of awful-on passes beyond 10 yards he throws an uncatchable ball an amazing 62.2% of the time. The next worst guy is at 50%.
-Josh Allen made believers out of some folks but not me. But then I looked at one stat and did a double-take. He sits at 13th in the league in adjusted pass completions and his PFF passing grade is 5th so far this year at 83.9. You know what might help to improve his play even more? (see below)
-I’ve whined about it, and Hippo has made mention as well-GIVE THE BALL TO SINGLETARY MORE! Yesterday he ran 13 times and had a 5.5 ypc average. He was also thrown to 4 times and made off with a 12.5 yard average. You add that up and it’s 17 touches. I’m not pointing this out as a fantasy guy but as a football fan. I just don’t get it-he’s a dynamic back that simply doesn’t get the opportunity to show what he can do. Gah!
TO THE GAME!
Chiefs/Ravens:
-there’s so much to talk about it’s hard to identify what is most salient but I’ll kick a few cans around.
-K.C. must be stout on early downs so that the Ravens are put in 3rd and long situations. The Ravens convert on 44% of 3rd downs which is a middle of the pack number but are still successful. That’s due to the fact that they don’t see that many because they’re getting fresh downs earlier in the possession. On 4th downs Baltimore led the league in conversions with a gaudy 71% success rate.
-The Chiefs need to target the lb unit because it consists of two rooks and 30 yr old L.J. Fort. Tight ends for the Texans and Browns have feasted to the tune of 16/148/2 so far this year.
-Speaking of te’s, Mark Andrews lines up in the slot 66% of the time so he should see plenty of Honey Badger. That matchup should be interesting.
-You figure this one will be close and high-scoring which means that someone will have to make a play to get the W. Lamar? Pat? Tyreek? Chris Jones? Dobbins? CEH? Who’s it gonna be?
CAN’T WAIT! for you to provide commentary below.
Am I a bad person for wanting more Mahomesdowns?
Scoring record broken vs. Denver Broncos.
Oh shit, I don’t even want to think about that. And we get it TWICE.
Gangbang porn.
My god. Are there any other teams in the league that can give these guys a run for their money? This is a fucking mismatch.
Maybe Wilson can keep pace on his best day? But Spagnulo will eviscerate that OL.
The Chefs were UNDERDOGS this game.
By more than the “standard 3” for home field
Hell yes they were. ML was absurd!
Crowd sure got quiet.
“…..”
LOOK AT YOU, KC!
Around week 13 last season I was in Vegas and put $20 on the Chefs to win the Superb Owl at 7-1.
Whatever it is right now, it’s a pretty good bet.
Andy Reid is going to enjoy that bucket of crabs at half time.
(those buckets)
(for appetizers)
Good lord. He got torched.
That play in the huddle:
“Um…I dunno, get open.”
Jeeesus
Seriously. One runs out of superlatives.
“How much for the Richard Pryor?”
“Would you like a Pepsi to go with that fire, Mr. Jackson?”
That’s fucking hilarious.
Live picture of the Rat Bird’s defense.
Good.
The Vertical Worm: nature’s deadliest dance move
Bet KC tries to control clock, kill of the half and go in 27-10.
KC should pull Mahomes in the second half.
LOL
this is a real place in upstate NY
Dan Snyder approved!
Tax scam
From Wikipedia
Trump purchased the property for $2 million in the 1990s, and donated it in 2006[1][2] after he was unable to gain town approvals to develop a private golf course on the property.[3] At that time Trump claimed the parcel was worth $100 million. He used the donation as a tax write-off.[4][5]
So it ended up being a tax scam
A Donald Trump tax scam? I’m shocked!
nailedit
Why are Butker’s kickoffs so shitty?
To stay consistent with his extra point attempts
This Mahomes fella has a chance to be decent someday.
Bears made the right call to pass on him
Yeah, but they would have fucked him up somehow.
turned him into a receiver
Ain’t that the truth. Biscuit.
Tyreekdown! It’s so frickin’ easy. How?
Holy fuckballs, what a throw
Patrick Queen and Jihad Ward on the same team. The world could learn a valulable lesson on friendship from this.
Any IT nerds where. Is Office 365 still down?
Negative.
https://status.office.com
Sweet. So am not missing any emails. it’s just a slow night.
Back up now
This is why I still use Office 2007.
Broncos have ruled out Bortles for TNF against the Jets.
So Sam Darnold vs Jeff Driskel or Brett Rypien
I still kinda want to take Donks (woo) at -2.5
Ummmmm….
Thats a bad idea isnt it?
Dunno, but it feels like a game where both teams will end up with negative points.
They are playing and coaching very bad right now, combined with injuries at key positions….
True…but Jest?
Let’s have a fight about who is the most incompetent.
Bet the tie at 0-0
I’d agree, but both defenses are……
Broncos banned Bortles bro?
The better shakeweight
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Did I just hear “kelce found a semen”? Please insert appropriate gif
I was thinking kelce doing the wanking motion but this might be better
NAILED IT!
I’m here to chew grass and kick an ass, and I am all out of grass.
Btw a UConn alum scored a touched down. Is Horatio ok?
I hope these doofus MLB playoffs get MLS-calibre ratings.
The NFL better not take off Sunday Night so the World Series can play that night. Make them schedule around
Oooh a Trump commerical with people saying they’re scared of a Joe Biden presidency. Very real people, much doge.
I mean, if one thing is troof, is how Black women really are skeered of Diamond Joe.
Maybe they have small children.
Tomlin would’ve tripped him.
Bill Cowher would have clotheslined him.
I don’t remember that one.
Woody Hayes at least gets a punch in.
Joe Paterno wouldn’t have seen any of that
Nice catch, Hard Man.
/cums
Ravens trying too hard to strip because they need TO’s in order to win, according to game plan, as I see it.
agreed.
birds gotta estab the run.
First kick return for TD this season
cool!
Am I supposed to know who this “Fox News Bottle Blonde” shilling for Draft Kings is?
Hannity?
chicken of the sea
“Call me Ishmael, BOKKKKK!!!!!”
Muppets recreate Moby Dick
Bork bork bork
ROBERT!
With Gozo as Cptn. Ahab, I would watch that.
Wakka Wakka
Hell of a play
It’s a trap Rat Birds!
You’re just giving Mahomesy another possession!
No way this game lives up to the hype.
Well, that was interesting.
Not Great, Butker!
Dawwwwww
Fun game
Elite althleticism and intelligence, all over the place.
OH, C’MON MAN!
/just a great play call
Fullback td
And that is why it works. One ALWAYS has a “spy” on Kelce. Not so the UConn fullback.
Holy Play Design, Batman!!
Remember Sammy Watkins.
I’ve seen better tackling at Brad Parscale’s Florida residence.
Evidently, the Ice Nongendered-whatever-Hippo-calls-them have no interest in forcing a Game 7.
Pavelski needs to remind them to attack again.
You can say Ice N-GCp for short. We noes u is #FullyWoke
N-GBp for those really wok3
Oooh, me like
I love how the Ravens defense is more focused on terrible stripping attempts than making a tackle.
Even BLEERGH is excite for this’un
Sorta feel bad for BLEERGH. It never gets any rest.