Your “It’s The Great Debate!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

HEBER! HARLOW! Who Ya Got? The actual great debate going down tonight is as a football fan, should I dare cast my eyes on the fetid refuse that is an interdivisional NFC East contest? No, you didn’t deserve this. As for the other one tonight-I would pop in if this were an exchange of ideas but we all know that’s a sham of an artifice foisted on dumbsters by a corporate media claiming to be “doing their part” to help the democratic process along. Yeah, that worked in  the 1800’s (debatable) but we’re long past that now. Best to watch large and speedy fuckers knock heads, right?

TO THE GAME!

Giants/Eagles:

-Miles Sanders is out but Sterling Shepard (predicting he would miss time early in the season is the easiest money ever made) and Desean are in.

-Just a reminder that NFC East teams are ‘led’ by these guys-Danny Mistimed Throw, Kyle Allen, Andy Dalton and Carson Wentz. The latter is ranked highest by PFF at 17th and that’s a reason right there to question their metrics. (I find a lot of their stuff quite interesting btw, I just wanted to do a joke thingy)

-The Jizziants have thrown downfield to te Engram exactly once so far this year-at the combine he ran a 4.42 40. Of course the best te’s like Kittle and Kelce have great numbers in comparison so I’ll just mention a doofus like Logan Ryan-he’s been targeted 14 times already.

-The Eagles have owned the Giants for some time now, their last loss occuring back in December of ’16. Of the last 24 times they’ve tussled the Battery Bearers sport a 20-4 mark.

-Detroit Lion castoff Travis Fulgham is on fire with 16 catches the last 2 weeks. Imagine how bad Philly would be at the wr spot had he not come out nowhere.

-The league average for getting a TD when in the red zone this year is at 63.7% and the Giants are pulling up the rear at 25%. FIELD GOALS AHOY, CAPTAIN!

Please join me and Gratliff as we pity-watch the hell out of this mofo.

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blaxabbath

If DAK hadn’t passed on, I still don’t think DAL would have ran away with the East. I think the beauty of the division is that they’re all so intricately inclined, the roster you build is almost secondary to how your division foes are performing in the East.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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clint greasewood

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blaxabbath

I am intrigued by where humour is at right now.

jjfozz

Chris Rock, not aging well

jjfozz

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blaxabbath

In lieu of the live offerings, I am working on this mid third season The Wire episode. It’s not the hottest part of the series (nor does it prove redemptive later in the series — as does much of Season 2) but it’s interesting and…..

Wait, did internet sleuths already break the fraud on these NEWHILLARYEMAILS about just stupid file data?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Daniel Jones toucheddown? Which timeline is this?

blaxabbath

Eli Manning has rings.

Plural.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, that looked almost competent!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck you Hummer for using The Immigrant Song, and fuck you Plant and Page for letting it happen. But I am sure you needed the money.

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jjfozz

Nothing is sacred anymore. Remember Cadillac using “black dog” for one of its ads?

Doktor Zymm

If we extrapolate, that means that we’re only about 20 years away from NWA in an Audi ad

Unsurprised

“No Vaseline” by Ice Cube has a much catchier beat than any of their songs.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I remember when one of the cruise lines used Iggy Pop’s Lust for Life, a song about heroin addiction, to advertise their product on TV. Jim Rome used it as part of his show too.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think Cadillac also did the same thing with LZ’s “Rock and Roll.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Go Gints!

Senor Weaselo

The head coach, a former special teams coach.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve had the game on, but been distracted by arguing with people on the internet. Did I miss a lot of impressive derp or just ordinary NFC East derp?

Sharkbait

Run of the mill NFC East derp

jjfozz

I was just thinking, toilets in NFL locker rooms have got to be huge.

jjfozz

Our old couch fell apart so my wife bought a new one, it does NOT have that long part where you can stretch out. She also bought a chair that does NOT recline.

My sons and I are about to stage a banana republic style revolution in this piece.

litre_cola

What day of the week is your election on? Is it Monday or Thursday?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Depends who’s asking

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The real answer is Tuesday, but Redshirt’s mom should wait for Wednesday 11/4.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Same goes for Fozz’s MIL

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Early voted here in Texas last Wednesday

Unsurprised

I got a text from the county saying they received mine today.

Beerguyrob

BC is Saturday.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I went with wentz in the “do the opposite of hippo” strategy

litre_cola

Atta boy. Always trust his futbol picks though.

litre_cola

Starting linebacker for the Iggles played for Calgary for a couple seasons. That is all you need to know.

jjfozz

I would like to see George “The Animal” Steele moderate this debate. I mean, he’s dead, but still…

jjfozz

Oculus Rift, because your rich nerdy kid isn’t getting his ass kicked enough

ballsofsteelandfury

She screams Jersey

Gumbygirl

Bridge and tunnel boobs.

jjfozz

“This great city of Philadelphia.”

Someone’s been drinking

litre_cola

Who hasn’t to sit through this.

jjfozz

I think a lot of people have pounded their way through that

ballsofsteelandfury

I prefer the term “A” gap.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

C gap.

Viva La Tabula Raza

First bumper music. Rush Tom Sawyer. Appropriate?

ballsofsteelandfury

Unsurmountable lead!

herodotus450

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nice

Viva La Tabula Raza

All the smoke was left over from the Obama speech celebrations yesterday.

Senor Weaselo

I miss PrePlay because 4th and 1 is the perfect time to doink a FG

jjfozz

There once was a man named Joe Buck
When Fozz heard him he always yelled fuck
So he located Joe’s hovel
Beat him to death with a shovel
And now Fozz lives in his truck

Viva La Tabula Raza

I thought he’d be busy with the World Series, which I have not been watching.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

DFO poet laureate

Redshirt

Either the fog is coming in, they used too much fireworks or our collective will is trying to prevent us from seeing this game.

Senor Weaselo

Nice that the firework smoke will obscure some of this dreggery.

litre_cola

Hey! I am playing against the Dead Hoboes

litre_cola

If your team was Johann Jacob Bach German (J. S. Bach’s brother), Francesco Barsanti, Alessandro Besozzi or Antonio Besozzi, you would be the Dead Oboists.

Senor Weaselo

Or anyone who plays the Strauss Oboe Concerto with the original/written phrasings.

It causes brain aneurysms.

jjfozz

oh erin andrews, if only you had bigger knobs

Fronkenshteen

Uhh…

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Fronkenshteen

…hhh…

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Redshirt

Summary of Tonight’s Debate (non shit throwing/eating edition)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJKcxBK1RNI

jjfozz

Hello my brain damaged, slathering, wetbrained gorillas.

Let’s get to it.

WCS

What will be more of a disasterpiece? This what hilariously describes itself as a “Presidential Debate,” or, what hilariously describes itself as a “professional football game?”

Senor Weaselo

Yes.

litre_cola

What will win the ratings? Seriously.

jjfozz

My wife went over to my rabidly christian and republican mother in law to watch that shit fest. having to go would be my personal hell.

Senor Weaselo

Hey, I can post on my phone again! Maybe it was an old as fuck iOS issue.

litre_cola

Have my lucky Demarco Murray Black Eagles (thanks China) jersey on cuz this is a big one.

Senor Weaselo

ARE YOU READY FOR TWO SHITSHOWS?!?

Redshirt

So Trump’s passwords were “maga2020!” and “yourefired”. For that reason alone, he should be removed from office.

https://news.yahoo.com/president-trumps-twitter-accessed-security-153722291.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

herodotus450

Yeah but at least he wasn’t running his own email server, THAT would be unforgivable.

Sharkbait

I better not run for president then. I’m fucked.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No argument here.

litre_cola

Leeetttsss goooooooo! 1st place on the line!

litre_cola

Yeah the bottom line of your blog hurts too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Reposting from the other thread:

Speaking of idiots who do dumb things with limbs, Wentz or Burrow as QB2 this week?

rockingdog

I dropped Carson Wentz last week
I feel like an idiot drafting him
So much relief

Gratliff

Didn’t he actually have a good week?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yup

Beerguyrob

Harlow Shapley is no Perd Hapley.
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blaxabbath

And the comment Rob has to make…has been made right above this one.

Sharkbait

Mrs. Sharkbait is willingly watching this game. She might need a safe word.

Beerguyrob

“Debate”

blaxabbath

I call it the NFC Least.

Yeah, I’m a pretty witty guy.

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