As I type this, there is still no word on whether the full slate of games will go off on Sunday. What I do know is that it’s playing havoc with what little talent I have on my fantasy teams. It’s not bad enough that I have to keep finding new running backs each week because the ones I have keep getting hurt, now I’ve lost Emmanuel Sanders to the ‘rona. Things like that, and being held hostage to the coaching & personnel usage decisions of Andy Reid & Kyle Shanahan, keep me grinding my teeth each week when I try to set a roster.
This evening I am out with my fellow beer hawkers & we are watching Game 4 of the Series. Really, it’s just an excuse to get together before I go under the knife. I try to go drinking with any [DFO]ers that come through town, but – as HRTN points out every week – you’ve got to have that tight set of close friends to just be able to shoot shit with once in a while. Otherwise, you’re at the mercy of the rock monsters & some guy’s brains end up smeared across your clean pants. And no one needs that.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Dodgers vs. Rays – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- Game 4 – Dodgers lead 2-1
- Dodgers vs. Rays – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- South Carolina at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Utah State at Boise State – 7:00PM | FS1
- Cincinnati at SMU – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Texas State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Air Force at San Jose State – 10:30PM | FS1
- Fútbol:
- Liga MX:
- Tigres UANL vs. FC Juárez – 7:55PM | UNI
- Club América vs. Atlas – 9:55PM | UNI
- MLS:
- Philadelphia vs. Toronto FC – 7:30PM | TSN
- NYCFC vs. Montreal – 7:30PM | TSN5
- Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:00PM | TSN
- Liga MX:
Look at all that college ball. The NCAA makes Roger Goodell look like Mother Theresa.
So what happened?
Geelong lost. Richmond won.
Oh, right
Can’t believe I missed the best part of the WS. I mean, I didn’t watch any of it so far, but I’d have liked to see that in real time.
It was epic.
One underrated thing about knowing Dodgers fans on Facebook is HOW MUCH SMARTER THEY ARE THAN DAVE ROBERTS. It’s amazing; there’s all this baseball strategy talent out there in my feed, and the Doyers do not take advantage of it! Anyway, don’t care about the WS either way, but I guess Go Tampa since Doyers fans pain is fun, and Rays fans don’t exist.
Dave Roberts is an IDIOT. If I was the Dodgers manager (and I should be) I would have told Jansen to strike out that last batter.
It’s sound strategy even if the analytics nerds don’t agree.
Hed skwidge
Ok, that made me laugh!
Mission Accomplished!
MLB has a new Bill Buckner.
Which one?
Yeah there’s basically three different people you could pin it on.
Donnie Moore?
(since they’re both dead and whatnot)
My newly refurbished bathroom is so nice the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
PLOT TWIST she delivers a baby in the bathroom and Joseph ain’t the father and neither is the Holy Rapist Ghost. Who fucked her and what does that do to the resale value of that abode given the controversial non-virgin non-immaculate birth? And really, why did you make that happen? Say 10 rosaries and flog a non-dolphin body part.
Have you seen my new toilet seat?
Only from the camera in the upper NEVER MIND HAHA I JOKE
Big Papi’s beard looks like he is wearing a facemask improperly.
Well that was just fucking awful. (Dodgers)
I literally yelled out “OH GOD NO”.
Can’t spell Dodgers without GODS RED so think about that.
HEY AROZARENA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GykEK4GHYp4
The Dodgers just blew it spectacularly.
Wow! What a way to lose a World Series game!
I don’t think I’ve seen that much derp outside an episode of the Stooges.
It reminded me of the Giants-Eagles game!
Even down to the tripping himself while running bit!
Maybe I’ve had one too many sniffs of the laudanum tonight, but anyone who even CONSIDERS voting for a third party candidate in this election should be immediately convicted of a felony so that their voting rights are removed, forever.
If there’s a Jeanne Tripplehorn, is there also a Jeanne Dubbelhorn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOT-oWKJWU
If I’m the referee, I’m giving the kicker the three points for pulling this off.
In hockey, that’s a winner in Three Bar. Give the kid a rouge, and the win.
last funny:
Winnie the Pooh: If you live to be a 100, I want to live to be a 100 minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Christopher Robin: P-put the gun down, Pooh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66Ki1iMMjY
I am not a conspiracy guy. It had been said that’s not Melania. I kinda agree. Mrs. Cola says there is no way that’s her.
The Mrs. is correct as near as I can tell.
Just because we’ve never seen her smile doesn’t mean that’s not her.
Its not even close!
Dang, that pretty actress lady in the Capital One What’s In Your Wallet ads is really fucking annoying.
Ben Affleck’s ex? I’d endure that annoyance for at least one (1) week.
This beer feels like it’s more than 6.8% abv.
Oh this is my second? That makes more sense.
Great. Now I lost my place.
How are Fuckers du Cousins’ hook and lateral plays?
Need to replace these guys with 2007 Boise State.
at least gets in Hail Mary range, I don’t wanna watch Harbs the Lesser
SUDDEN CHANGE
…damn it
Texas Tech’s punter has an 80.5 yard kicking average. That has to be some kind of record.
Okay, Texas Tech’s punter will be playing on Sundays for a long time.
Holy shit. 87 yard punt!
Looking at the post url made me realise that its 2 months until Christmas. Yikes
Dear everyone – your Christmas present is that none of us are ded from #NuAIDS.
This message is also your Xmas card.
Legendary W.W.’s:
Willy Wonka
Walt Witman
Winston Wolfe
and now, Cousin Fucker’s Winston Wright, Jr
I saw this in the old 1930s style movie theater in Redlands CA back when it came out. Cool car.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.W._and_the_Dixie_Dancekings
Wendy O. Williams
Fun fact, killed herself in my current town!
Wilbur Wright?
William Wallace
“Meh”-Edward I
Walter White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79mLV9b30c
TRICKARATION
Aaron Rogers article
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30155009/karaoke-trivia-frat-parties-tales-aaron-rodgers-inner-weirdness
Is that a Penix extender?
Paedo State got boned in the end. u HATE 2 see it
Something was going on nearby, but I am going to continue sitting here drinking my hard iced tea (tea + rye).
Should always go for two like this. Especially given how unlikely you are to stop the Paedos.
James Franklin – a penis with feet.
I still think JV NFL overtime should be a dance-off
A 105-legged race, endzone to endzone.
Just like mama always said: the IUD was only 75% effective.
Indiana kickoff guy unpuckers
Submitted for you approval, the Counter-Timeout: if Team A uses a timeout but Team B has pre-emptively called a Counter-Timeout on the same play, Team A loses 1 point.
Is there a counter-counter-timeout?
Counter-proposal: If a team has two timeouts, they can use both off them to countermand the opponent’s timeout request.
Jeez, IU, if you wanted to lose the game, you should’ve just forfeited!
Aaron Jones is out. Williams is available everywhere, adjust accordingly.
AJ Dillon!
Me thinks Williams will get the bulk.
thanks for the heads up!
Looks like we gonna have OT in Indiana. Penix rammed it in.
Penix Jr. RISING from the ashes.
Michigan just shattered its daily covid record and we just got the call from our school district that they’re going back to remote learning. Everything is under control. Thank god they got the state supreme court to end the state of emergency a few weeks ago.
The following activities are prohibited from in-person meetings:
-Schools, K-12
-Sports team practices of more than 5 people
-Radical militia groups plotting to overthrow the state government
Thank you.
seeing random videos of super long voting lines I have 2 thoughts
-Holy shit this is really depressing
-I should invest in a wheeled churro cart and sell churros to da people
You still have ten days
Brent Musberger must just be stewing in his beans with all these masks on the sidelines, he won’t know which cute grad assistants to oggle.
(Pulls off rubber mask)
National retail store chain Target (R)! It was you all along! You were behind the influx of Target-ing calls in college football this whole time? But why?
That wouldn’t be the first time Penn State got away with targeting a young male.
…and there is your new banner.
Indiana is winning? How the hell can a Bye Week be winning?
oh, they’ll fuck it up
/faster than I expected
Be you wizard or god?
All the way down to Iowa/Purdue, in terms of viewing options.
Georgia State at Troy!
My crew from college got together over presidents day weekend this year, and that timing couldn’t have been fucking better given that the rona has put the kibosh on travel to see see each other again for a while.
PRAISE SHAN’KLOR
I just pilled up in your/your state’s honoUr