Let’s neither dilly nor dally-TO THE GAMES!
LIONS/FALCONS:
I invested heavily in Matty Ice fantasy-wise this year and it’s been a bit of a roller coaster operator ride in that I’ve considered a meth-centric life and my personal hygiene has become an issue. Injuries at wr and the o-line have hampered his production but he got right last week, ON MY BENCH! Still, he just needs a clean pocket and he’s fine with an adjusted completion rate of 80% and a passer rating of 103.
Browns/Bengals:
Is this the game where Mayfield gives Cleveland fans hope (again) or does he crash and burn? From the outside looking in it appears that a big part of his success was dependent on confidence and he seems bereft of it now. Play your Tee Higgins and Tyler Boyd but wait it out on A.J. Green-turns out the majority of his receiving yards last week came when he was being covered by lb(!) Anthony Walker.
Steelers/Titans:
Looks like what we got here is one of those ‘robust matchups’. Can Tannyhill (I call him this because it reminds me of a soft porn movie I saw called Fanny Hill) withstand Pitt’s unrelenting pressure though? His percentage of sacks taken when under pressure is third, only behind the likes of Kyle Allen and Haskins. Weirdly, there are massive holes in the Steelers secondary as they’ve given up an average of 20 fantasy points to the qb and that includes the likes of Dimes, Driskel and Wentz.
Panthers/Saints:
Carolina has allowed the 4th fewest fantasy points to the wr spot so you may want to park Sanders here. Conversely, take a look at the Panthers starting te (it’s Ian Thomas with a piddly 11 targets to date) because the Saints give up the most fantasy points in the league at that spot.
Bills/Jets:
Josh has stumbled a bit the last two games just as everyone noted that his qb-ing play had gone up several notches. His adjusted completion rate is still over 75% and this tilt certainly has the old ‘get right back up on that horse, cowboy’ feel to it. Vegas is giving 125-1 odds that Gase will be disemboweled in the locker room after the game. I don’t know, a part of me really wants to jump in on that action.
Cowboys/TEAM:
Need to stream a qb this week? You could do worse than Mr. Allen. Everybody wins when they play the Dallas D! And of course take a look at McLaurin if you’re playing daily fantasy-the guy had 12(!) targets last week, FFS. There truly is no one else on TEAM’s wr corpse.
Pack/Texans:
Here’s another of those ‘get right’ games but this one’s for Rodgers. After stinking up the joint a bit last week he gets a Texans D that yields a passer rating of 119.6 and an amazing 6.7 average yards per play. Okay, they give up a lot thru the air, they’re feisty on the ground, right? Naw, they’re the only D to surrender 1,000 yards so far this year.
Comment away, my fellow football fiends!
TRICKERY TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys the Bengals aren’t good
Hey! That offense is nearly playoff-ready.
The problem is the defense is nearly Pop Warner-ready.
I’d like to subscribe to your podcast but I’ve the feeling that your next topic is that blue is the color of the sky.
Parkey remains true to form
Helped and hurt quite a few people in Vegas. Spread was 3.5, at least a couple days ago.
Huh? What? Oh, sorry, never mind.
THE BUNGLES AND THE FAILCONS
Scott Hansen going bananas
Bengals DC need to be fired!!
Oh no. Bungles.
Oh no. Falcons.
Now we go to Bungles/BrownNotes…
ATL stays true to form.
THE FUCK LIONS Y’ALL
BUT UNSPORTSMANLIKE FOR THE EXTRA POINT, MOE-RONS
Missed it!
— Blair Walsh
PRAISE BE TO SHANK’LOR
Ugly win, but still a win. I’ll take it!
Little Hochuli carries on theri family name like Sean Lennon carried his
**side eye**
-Brandon Lee
Too much time…
I assume what happens now is that Vontaze Burfict is going to get a personal foul on a 4th down to move the Browns into field goal range.
Matty Ice is good for 2
Gurley with all the pullout game of Antonio cromartie
I’m getting “extra” Failcons V. Cuck Liouns. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.
[looks askance]
-The Divinyls
Lolanta scoring
Ridley?
I am not liking this. I imagine Don T is.
The anti-westbrook run by Gurley
One of the few teams that doesn’t want a lead.
Right ahead of the LioUns.
Big Ben forced it once too often
Gahhhhhhh!!!!!
BIG BEN forces a Circus Catch INT
Quality defensing by Titanico’s
lol ben
Thank God. Bobby Hart is hurt.
Oof! You guys are thinner at o-line than Christian Bale in The Machinist.
Bengals may be scoring too fast.
As I told y’all, I started Joe Burrow in both leagues. Somehow, I am managing to lose both.
Fat, drunk kicker REDEMPTION
THE SPIRIT OF SEABASS COMPELS YOU!
/makes weird motions with his hands
Rockstar Games new NFL based follow up to Red Dead Redemption?
With Cooper and Elliott out I have no reason to watch this any more, so I am walking my dog and then ordering a shitload of BBQ with which to eat my feelings. I bid you all adieu until sometime during the late games.
Andy Reid has joined the chat.
Missed FG! Just the opportunity Dallas needed to sneak back into this thing!
This has been sad, even by 500s standards.