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Sexy Friday, post-Veteran’s Day edition

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Today is also Friday the 13th, which is great because we still have a lot of leftover Halloween girl pictures! Well, maybe not a LOT, but quite a few. Y’all did a great job over the last two weeks with teh sexy!

Thanks to Spur, we will have a very special Sexy Friday next week for those of us that enjoy some beefcake along with their cheesecake.

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

No one guessed the hidden theme for the music videos last week, so I am re-running it today. Here is your first hint: 0

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

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h/t Brocky
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h/t Spur
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.

Song Number One:

Garbage – The Trick is to Keep Breathing

Canción Número Dos:

Madonna – Crazy For You

Chanson Numéro Trois:

a-ha – The Sun Always Shines on TV

Canzone numero quattro:

Sheena Easton – 9 to 5 (Morning Train)

Canção número cinco

Duran Duran – Planet Earth

Seigarren zenbakia:

Billie Eilish – Everything I Wanted

Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you another hint. I’ll give up to three hints.

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

BUT WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL!

I want to share with you another video of the Canadian comedian I introduced you to last week. She’s Julie Nolke and she’s in Toronto.

Please enjoy:

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yeah right

Current new tune that works for me.

Hello Mr. Hippo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN8nJFLu1Rk

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Doktor Zymm

Good night all. And let’s try to reinrtroduce the phrase “fuck me gently with a chainsaw”

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yeah right

Noted.

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Unsurprised

This week’s SFW gallery with way more stuff. https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/Wh7PTtK

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Unsurprised

The ongoing just naked ladies gallery. h ttps://pixxxels.cc/gallery/16XMGkX

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Doktor Zymm

Is it even easy to get anchovies on a pizza nowadays?

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yeah right

You’re on the wrong coast, Dok.

It’s easy as shit in Jersey.

Hell, it took a food guy like me almost 50 years before I recognized their almost needed inclusion.

I feel bad about that.

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Doktor Zymm

I’m not as good about oily fish as I should be. My essential pizza topping is onions, but I really do appreciate a real Caeser salad with anchovies, and I’ve appreciated them in multiple forms in the past. Going to make a point to have anchovy pizza in the future

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Doktor Zymm

Who says sea slugs aren’t cute?comment image

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Unsurprised

It looks like a cute spider.

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Doktor Zymm

It’s like 5mm and the only member of animalia that photosynthesizes

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

But can it blue flame?

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Doktor Zymm

Not underwater, but let’s pull it out and see!

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Unsurprised

Brett?

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yeah right

That explains the green fins!

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yeah right

It’s very cute but I have a serious thing for the nudibranch.
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Doktor Zymm

Technicolor skunk v. supergreen sheep

Tossup, both are awesome.

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yeah right

That’s another of my favorite things about moving back to Pedro. Just north of Sunken City when the tide is low we have some incredible tide pools.

So many anemone!

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Doktor Zymm

I know you were happy with your walks before, but sounds like you have new things to explore 🙂

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yeah right

They built a new walk while I was gone and it’s INCREDIBLE.

Walker/jogger/biker friendly and it goes past the Cabrillo Yacht Club.

You can walk next to boats or you can walk next to water or you can see the USS Lane Victory.

It’s amazing.

Not very much beach but when you reach lands end?

It’s nothing but open water.

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Unsurprised

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yeah right

Just last night I received 2 “branded” company issued masks.I took those along with my standard issue day-to-day mask and hand washed them.

When I took them out to dry I said “I’ve seen these on a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model.”

I…

This fucking world man.

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Unsurprised

You’re welcome.

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Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

Who has been helped by the War on Drugs?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The failed ONDCP led policy from Reagan onward or the band?

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Doktor Zymm

The policy, I imagine someone benefited from the band even if it was only VH1 Behind the Music

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Unsurprised

Police department budgets, surveillance and weapons/gear vendors, the most despicable “trainers” in the world, a bunch of shithead lawyers, and the alcohol and tobacco industries.

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Unsurprised

The Patriot Act was 90% codification of existing drug war laws applied to terrorism.

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Oh, and the birth of the entire private prison and prison transportation industry and all the tertiary industries built around it.

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Unsurprised

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Doktor Zymm

Thank you for your concern, mustache man!

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Doktor Zymm

Computer decided to update and reset, so watching “The French Connection” now. Turns out the n-word and beating the shit out of people without charge were both fun and popular things in 1971. I knew we weren’t far removed, but kinda explains why we have trouble getting away from it nowadays.

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clint greasewood

Just checked the NFL Thanksgiving schedule.
Texans @ Lions
WFT @ Cowboys
Ravens @ Steelers

At least I can get a nap in before the late game.

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Unsurprised

Feeding the Christian apocalypse cultists to the Lions? What is this, the Roman Empire?

(Eh …)

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Doktor Zymm

Yeah, it’s always Lions and Cowboys, maybe they should reconsider that

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Doktor Zymm

Ha! I was the Fiddler in that sophmore year high school musical. I had a violin and everything.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not a fiddle?

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Doktor Zymm

The difference is only in the implementation

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Mr. Ayo

Makes sense. But, they have to schedule these 3 games before the season. No way to know beforehand that DAK! would be ded. No way to know how the other teams will fair by then.

But the LioUns point stands. Get them out.

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Doktor Zymm

Can you name the last year less than half the NFC East wasn’t a shitfire?

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Mr. Ayo

Assuming we’re talking about the current 4 team version, that’s not fair. 3/4 of any division being good is asking a lot.

I’m just deflecting to say no.

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Doktor Zymm

It’s a division that’s overrepresented in prime time every year, partially because of a large fan following, but also because for multiple years in the 80s and 90s they were legitimately competitive between all 4 teams. Nowadays, by averages you would expect half the division to be over .500 each year. I’m not sure they meet that. The NFC East is shit. Poop. Crap. With or without Dak, not sure the Cowboys are better than the Lions as far as deserving a Thanksgiving game. Not that it matters, eat, drink, be merry, and watch the traditional football!

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JimU

The one time I would have to talk to my family at Thanksgiving and I can’t due to the ‘Rona.

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Doktor Zymm

As far as I know, the original “Gone in 60 seconds” had the longest car chase scene of any movie. Didn’t they do a remake? Fuck them.

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Mr. Ayo

They did, and it was not good.

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Doktor Zymm

In that case I reiterate and capitalize. FUCK THEM FOR RUINING A GOOD MOVIE.

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Unsurprised

I did not like the original. The remake is garbage, but …

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Horatio Cornblower

For Zymm, to make up for all the shitty (but free!) legal advice below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP7XzzCXwWE

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Doktor Zymm

Hey, I get what I pay for! 😀

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Doktor Zymm

Oh that’s solid

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Switched it over to the high west double rye because why the fuck not

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Doktor Zymm

Raul Julia is underrated.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Agreed. And a damn fine puerto rican in the mold of DonT.

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Unsurprised

I thought I saved more photos for this gallery I’ve been meaning to make for a while of Lynda Carter.

https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/VzySLZH

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Mr. Ayo

That would be far more useful before the death of HRTN.

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Horatio Cornblower

I believe it’s on hiatus, not dead.

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Mr. Ayo

This is quite uplifting news! I assumed the worse given the happenings around here.

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Horatio Cornblower

I don’t want to speak for Beastmode…

/cracks knuckles, gets up on ‘Speak 4 Beastmode’ pedestal

I think he had to step back due to real life things like work, and at this point it’s not like he doesn’t have more threads going than George RR Martin, and we all know how well that worked out when he let someone rush through to the ending.

I suspect HRTN will be back, but probably not for a while.
//HRTN comes back next week’

Ah. Yes. Well, nevertheless.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mostly dead?

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Doktor Zymm

Hah, Chicago was respectable 40 years ago

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The band, city, musical, or something else?

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Doktor Zymm

All of the above. But mostly the city, cause all the others are named after.

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Horatio Cornblower

This beer is terrible.
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Never buy it, and leave it all for me.

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Doktor Zymm

Ugh, will not be watching the movie on Hulu, with all 8 of their ‘Classic’ movies, 6 of which are Bond films.

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Doktor Zymm

Dipped into my archive and going with Lost Highway

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Doktor Zymm

Nevermind, I don’t have the patience for Lynch. Gumball Rally it is.

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Unsurprised

You might one day want to check out the Gumball 3000 documentary from 2003.

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Doktor Zymm

Does that have car chases?

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Unsurprised

It definitely has one between a couple of Porsches racing down I-10 in Louisiana.

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Mr. Ayo

Fucking assdicks. Hate the Gumball so much.

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Unsurprised

Oh, everyone in that movie is a total shithead. It’s amusing, though.

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Doktor Zymm

Oh! It’s the next gen! Movie based on real life based on movie based on real life type thing! I drove cross country in my tiny Mazda. I did DC – CHI, CHI – DEN, DEN – SLC, SCL – SMF, SMF – OAK. But 5 days is nowhere near the x-country record!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The local boozery brought me a bottle of Amaro.

It is not good.

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Doktor Zymm

Last night I watched Brewster’s Millions. What pre-1990 movie should I watch tonight?

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ArmedandHammered

Hell Comes to Frog Town

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Horatio Cornblower

Outstanding.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

We’re rewatching Princess Bride

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

(Though i kinda wish it was 48 Hours)

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Horatio Cornblower

The only good thing about ‘Another 48 Hours’ is that they literally just made ’48 Hours’ again and just changed the names of the bad guys. The original is a classic, and the sequel is fucking laughable.

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Dunstan

If my stupid shitty internet connection will permit, I’m watching The Color of Money

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Paul Newman was a sexy man

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Horatio Cornblower

Can’t go wrong with the first three Indiana Jones movies, but you can go very wrong with the 4th.

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Unsurprised

Beetlejuice

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ArmedandHammered

Heathers is also a great Winona movie.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Repo Man never fails to entertain, at least in my opinion. As many quotable lines as Lebowski.

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Doktor Zymm

If I had to name a favorite movie, that would probably be it. It gets everything right.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Marry me. 🙂

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Horatio Cornblower

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Mr. Ayo

I love a happy ending!

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Dunstan

“Me, too!” — Robert Kraft

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Horatio Cornblower

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Probably has one of my favorite exchanges in all of cinema

“Nice friends.”

“Thanks. I made them myself”

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ArmedandHammered

Ator: The Fighting Eagle, loved those 80’s Conan ripoffs.

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ArmedandHammered

Does anybody else remember the movie that had the 3 bladed sword that could launch the blades like missles?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwKaXcTPKjE

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Horatio Cornblower

Was that Krull? That movie was terrible, and I can say that having probably watched it 14 times back in the 80’s.

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ArmedandHammered

It was The Sword and the Sorcerer. I decided to go down the rabbit hole and started watching DeathStalker I, which believe it or not had 4 sequels.

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Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

I’ve accumulated the shit I need to learn harmonica. Should I prioritize that over learning Russian as my next hobby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtRxJDb3vlw

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Mr. Ayo

Nyet

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Russian and Mandarin will probably both be useful given the direction in which this nation is headed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuwBW9lNa8

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Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

If you ain’t know Miss Thorpe, you ain’t know rock n’ roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9a49oFalZE

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Horatio Cornblower

I only recently learned about her. Good stuff, really shows the influence gospel had on early rock and/or roll, and you can hear the Chuck Berry in her guitar playing. Reminds me of Brittany Howard and Alabama Shakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-3MIBxQTw

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Doktor Zymm

It’s proper guitar, I love me some Chuck Berry (If you’re ever at a bar with me for a couple hours, Brown Eyed Handsome Man WILL end up on the jukebox). We like to pretend we know the roots, but I don’t think we know the half of it.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Dead Tom Petty plays that Berry tune, along with many others, on his Buried Treasure show. Dude was certainly a pioneer. “Come On” is another favorite of mine.

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh if you start going down the rabbit hole of early influences on rock n’ roll you are not coming back. There is so much stuff out there, and probably twice that still to be uncovered.

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Doktor Zymm

Such an amazing rabbit hole though

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Horatio Cornblower

This beer is so goddamn good
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That beer makes me tumescent

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Doktor Zymm

Looks like I’m keeping my place in Chicago, might live there part time or something. What’s the potential damage if I put a deadbeat on the title so he can live there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hqGu-leFc&list=PLGBuKfnErZlDwkXOPhhsOU_lo-8VlCB2E&index=4

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Horatio Cornblower

I see no reason you should risk your good name just to give Trump a place to live.

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Doktor Zymm

Nah, he’s got a place in Chicago he can go to jail for already. This is a more personal type of deadbeat.

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Horatio Cornblower

Ah. Allow me to tell a story. Long, long ago, when I was a much younger Cornblower, a friend tried to save his childhood home, (long story), by taking over the mortgage from across the country and renting it out to students at a local college. His ne’er do well brother continued to live there, I suspect at the parents’ insistence, and he did what ne’er do wells do, which is fuck the place up and make the paying tenants too uncomfortable to stay there paying rent, and in the end my friend could not save the house.

My offers to bury his brother somewhere he’d never be found were refused.

The point being, deadbeats are gonna deadbeat, and you will likely get screwed.

Also you should never turn down the chance to have someone else get rid of a body.

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Doktor Zymm

This is not entirely the same. I’ve had what you might call an ‘on again and off again’ relationship with said deadbeat for 10 or so years now. I trust him not to destroy things, I couldn’t get rent out of the place per condo regs, and he would probably even toss me something like rent when he could (he used to chef, now bartends, and is shit with his own finances). When I say he’s shit with his own finances, I mean he hasn’t filed taxes in the past 15 years and can’t get a checking account. I don’t think he’ll screw me, but not sure if even just the legal association will fuck me.

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Dunstan

I would say about a third of the cases I deal with begin with explanations like “well, I know that technically, we signed papers that said X, but what we REALLY meant was ….”

What do you think happens if the IRS catches up with him, and decides to do a title search on the property?

This is not legal advice, but “he doesn’t really own it, we were just committing fraud on my condo association” is probably not a phrase you want to find yourself relying on someday.

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Doktor Zymm

See, this is what I’m looking for as far as legal advice. Although it wouldn’t be fraud on the condo assoc, they want owner occupied apartments, and if he was on the title he would be an owner occupying. They don’t care who’s actually paying the mortgage.

I think he’s actually losing out on refunds by not filing his taxes, but not assured the govt would agree, and excellent point that the IRS could come in that way. Not something I considered.

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Dunstan

Right, but if you’re saying he’s an owner for purposes of satisfying the condo association because look, he’s on the title, but not REALLY an owner for purposes of anything else…. well, you see the problem. I mean, what do you think a title is for?

The IRS is just an example. If the dude is a deadbeat, he’s likely to have other creditors. None of whom are going to accept the story that “yeah, I know I live there, and am listed on the title, but I don’t really own an interest in it, this is just for the purposes of allowing the condo to fool the FHA.”

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Doktor Zymm

He actually doesn’t even have enough credit to have debts. He barely exists in a legal sense. It’s kinda weird. But point taken.

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Horatio Cornblower

“He barely exists in a legal sense.”

This is my goddamn dream.

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Mr. Ayo

Not filing taxes for 15 years I can assure you he very much exists in the IRS sense.

Speaking as someone who didn’t file for 10 years.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, reading through your exchange with Dunstan that’s a hard pass for me. Which is easy, because it’s not my relationship and I don’t have to explain anything. But the bottom line is you’re going to either have to put him on the title as the owner to keep the condo association happy, and then risk his many debtors taking your condo for his debts, or you’re going to have to let him occupy the condo while keeping your name on it, which is committing fraud on the condo association, however small it is.

The risks and downside are just way too high from my perspective, here in CT, having spent 10 minutes thinking about it and not knowing anyone directly involved.

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Doktor Zymm

This is all theoretical at this point, so nothing to explain. I’m probably keeping the condo in case of working remote, or living there part of the year, and want to replace windows, floor, etc while I’m not living there. It would be nice to be able to help out someone I’m close to and maybe have them supervise work in exchange, but doesn’t seem like that’s feasible. Too bad, but not awful.

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Doktor Zymm

It’s one of those things where I kinda knew it was a bad idea, but couldn’t really pinpoint why, and until I can explain why it’s not a bad idea.

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Horatio Cornblower

How “part-time” are you living there, and how does that affect the condo being owner-occupied.

You don’t have to answer that here, of course, but if you’re going to living there enough to qualify that answers a lot of your issues, so long as you trust the other party not to trash the place while you’re not there.

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Doktor Zymm

That’s an interesting question, and not determined yet. I do trust him not to trash the place. I don’t own another residence, but I sort of assume that “primary residence” means more than 50% but yeah, fuzzy.

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Horatio Cornblower

I would imagine your condo regs have definitions for owner, occupied, and owner-occupied. Take a quick tour with them, (you’d be amazed what’s buried in those things), and see if it’ll work. If it does, terrific. And if not you have a legal basis to say you’d love to help but can’t.

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Doktor Zymm

The additional detail on the condo assoc, it’s a small, self-managed building, and if more that 2 units are rented then purchasers are disqualified from FHA loans, so they want the proportion of owner occupied to be high

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Doktor Zymm

But totally noted about the body disposal. That just seems prudent.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

He’d probably just leave a bunch of Big Mac wrappers trashing the place.

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Horatio Cornblower

You haven’t thought of the smell Viva, you haven’t thought of the smell!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYKpJ7ur9M

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Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

#notwholesomecontent
We have the fucking kardashians. The 20’s at least put the right people on stage, even if they oppressed the hell out of em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f0nTjHWC2g

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Doktor Zymm

In some ways we’re far more Puritanical than society 100 years ago. Most of what we would call entertainment or performance work nowadays involved elements of sex work back then, and you couldn’t take one without the other.

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Doktor Zymm

#notwholesomecontent
Back through time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3-LXo9dLLI

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Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

#wholesomecontent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CkL3VzU2U

I know nostalgia is BS, especially when it’s for a time you didn’t actually live in, but whatever, sometimes we need this

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Viva La Tabula Raza

no-stalgia is good stalgia.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck this week

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litre_cola

I only worked 3 days of it and it felt like it took 9 days.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck the last four years, with special emphasis on 2020.

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blaxabbath

I’m a veteran. I never got a dd214 though. The times I have tried to get it have been a fascinating study in the dealings of a massive bureaucracy that should just be completely automated and turned into a phone app, immediately laying off thousands of otherwise-unemployable Americans and saving the nation billions per year.

I’m not even proud if it. I just want the signifier on my license for discounts at the movies I won’t get to attend until 2025z

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s weird, I had no trouble obtaining my DD214.

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Horatio Cornblower

I had no trouble obtaining your DD214 as well.
/goes back to hacking into KFC to get the 11 secret herbs and spices

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Oh yeah? What was my date of separation, smart guy? 🙂

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Horatio Cornblower

4/20/69, same as everyone else’s.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

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Sharkbait

Sometimes twitter is worth it

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Horatio Cornblower

One of those likes is mine.

Just an outstanding comment.

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Mr. Ayo

I SAW IT FIRST! BACK OFF!

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JimU

She was probably the best part of Tron: Legacy.
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Recovery Whiskey

Costco shrimp comes from Thailand, Vietnam, Sri Lanka and India. Which is good since all of those places are less soaked in oil spills than Louisiana or Texas.

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Horatio Cornblower

You’ve got to be suicidal or out of your goddamn mind to eat any seafood that comes out of the Gulf.

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blaxabbath

Wait. For real?

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Horatio Cornblower

Eh, it probably doesn’t matter. I’m pretty sure there isn’t any part of the ocean that isn’t hopelessly contaminated with our leavings. I mean, shit, we dropped the Titanic 2.5 miles underwater and just left it there, and there aren’t even any fish there!

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blaxabbath

That sucks.

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Unsurprised

American Hustle is underrated.
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Recovery Whiskey

She looks fit

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ok, seriously Horatio and Viva, you didn’t notice the shortcut I put in for you guys???

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I did, absolutely, and punched it to get right down to the musica.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I aim to please

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Viva La Tabula Raza

All them titties and asses just frustrate me. Christ, I have to take a Viagra just to beat off. Getting old sucks.

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Horatio Cornblower

Not sure why I’m in with the “prudes”, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I can assure you that I do not mind pictures of pretty people in various states of undress. Nonetheless, I appreciate the consideration.

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ballsofsteelandfury

My bad. I thought you had requested it.

In any case, it’s there in case anyone needs it.

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Horatio Cornblower

A couple of people did. I wasn’t one of them. Solid move on your part.
/Goes back to staring at #11 for a disturbingly long period of time.

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blaxabbath

I did too and it’s much appreciated.

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Horatio Cornblower

Ok, I did something to my knee and it’s swollen and painful, so I’m going to put something cold on it, like a can of beer on the outside and the contents of another can of beer from the inside. It’s a pincer movement the swelling will never see coming.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

When it’s necessary, I’ll freeze a pint bottle of store brand drinking water for an ice pack.
Also, if more flexibility is necessary, a bag of frozen vegetables (peas, kernel corn) can work.

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Unsurprised

Just so long as it’s not gout.

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Recovery Whiskey

The best part is how slowly it will heal compared to earlier in your life.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I heal more slowly, and even my hair grows at a slower rate. At least I save haircut money.

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Recovery Whiskey

Hey there. My searches failed so I’ll ask here. Why is the great site the506 called the506?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s the area code from which it originates. I think it’s Nova Scotia or Newfoundland. Evidence again, along with Rush and Celine Dion, of the sneaking Canadian invasion of the USA.

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herodotus450

First it was the abstract concept of freedom, and now it’s 3-digit area codes? What will those crafty canucks steal next?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

They’re some pretty sneaky shits. I hope they win, though.

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Recovery Whiskey

I’ve been to Moncton and Sheddiac (pronounced “shitty-ack” locally) and seen the World’s Largest Lobster. I’ve seen the Tidal Bore and drank beer at the Pumphouse while watching NFL in Atlantic Time at 1 AM.

But still: why is a great media NFL site called the506?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I swear I saw somewhere several years ago that said the site was named after the site owner’s area code there in New Brunswick. Maybe he’s just proud of where he’s from.

Last edited 5 years ago by Viva La Tabula Raza
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Recovery Whiskey

Thats so weird. A Canadian tracking USA media for football. I mean what are the odds.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

See also: Door Flies Open.

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Recovery Whiskey

Has the Ottawa government declared a national day of mourning yet for Alex Trebek?

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Horatio Cornblower

Alex Trebek transcends national borders, sir.

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Horatio Cornblower

Watching the original Bad News Bears and wishing I could have hammered beers in the dugout while coaching my son’s teams. Oh, the hilarity that would have ensued.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

You might have ended up as a bush-league bank robber that gets in over his head.comment image

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Horatio Cornblower

eh, beats repeating law school.

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Unsurprised

I can attest to that.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Or even going for the first time.

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Recovery Whiskey

Looks like they mashed up North By Northwest and an early Bond. Or Matt Helm.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s a very cool movie and worth the effort to track down and watch.

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Recovery Whiskey

Our little league coach in the 70s got high in his truck before the game. We won the league that year too. Like having The Dude as our coach.

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rockingdog

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Wtf

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litre_cola

What is this madness?

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Horatio Cornblower

Not gonna lie, I’m intrigued.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s one W A P.

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Recovery Whiskey

I blame covid-19. No way this business model survives otherwise

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Viva La Tabula Raza

If you have a vinyl or leather seat on your chair, will she get stuck to it?

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Mr. Ayo

Some questions:

1) What happens if your service lasts more or less than 20 minutes?
1a) Does that affect the price?
2) Sweat is not just water to begin with?
3) What will the maggots begin?
4) Why the feral apostrophe?
5) Cured of what?
6) Thank you for your service?
7) OBO? Will a 20 suffice?
8) Is the removal of your shoes and socks necessary?
9) Do I need to be present for this service?
10) Does the chair need to be unoccupied for the 2 weeks?

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clint greasewood

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Brocky

freddy vs Jason is a lot sexier than I remember

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Recovery Whiskey

“My bloodied axe is up here”

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Brocky

evening
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ballsofsteelandfury

Howdy!

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