TO THE GAMES!
Fins/Broncs:
Another rook wr in a great incoming class that should have more folks wagging their chins is Denver’s Jeudy but poor qb play has held him back. He’s been targeted 32 times in this month’s games but only has 15 grabs. But he’s made the most of them-his 266 yards during that time frame puts him at 5th overall.
Jets/Chargers:
When you think about ball security, thoughts of support cups, qb’s and rb’s naturally enter your mind but what about Keenan Allen? He’s caught 65 balls without committing a single drop. Is there hope in NY? When Flacco threw further down the field in week 9 he was 7-16 for 170 yds, 3 TD’s and 1 INT. A bit of a mixed bag but it is the Jets we’re typing about. Ballage gets his 2nd ‘revenge’ game in as many weeks as he nudges ever so close to lower end RB2 territory.
Packers/Colts:
We’ll see what Indy’s D is really made of today-Rodgers is by far the highest-graded qb they’ve faced this season. Intense, varied pressure up front and an adamant refusal to give up big passing plays has been the secret of their success this year. You’d think Rodgers will take what is given to him and that Davante will get a shit ton of targets.
Cowboys/Vikes:
PFF’s highest rated passer when under pressure is… Kirkie Cousins? I didn’t see that one coming. With league average qb play now available to Dallas now that Dalton is back on the field, there exists an opportunity for CeeDee Lamb to exploit secondaries with his insane aDOT of 19 yards. Perhaps them Cowboys can get beyond the 10 points per game average they’ve been saddled with since DAK! turned all our stomachs. Also in Red Rifle’s favour is Minny allowing the 5th most fantasy points to opposing qb’s.
Do yourself a favour and type below.
So Arron Jones is going in to COVID protocol with that Lambo Leap in Gravytown.
Surging into the surge!
Come for the chicken fried steak, stay for the COVID.
Keenan Allen is a beast.
Looks like I finally got a decent group of receivers on my fantasy team, so my previously very good RBs decided to start sucking to compensate
Its that or they all ded
Litre still has a 9% chance. Hippo no likey.
I have given up on that one like I did at half time this morning sir.
Blankenship ran aground.
Blankenship is no Vic Romano.
Shank’lor nails nerd-kicker.
I don’t think attractive couples living in that MANSION would be driving all new GMC vehicles….
Ads like that are good for “blood letting” daydreams, though
Sad Arron Rodgers showed up today.
After the 1st nonchalant td, I figure he would roll.
so ends a good Dallas drive. Turnover Dallas
Wasn’t a pick six? That IS good!
OH SHIT
INDY with the PICK
DEF IS ROCKING!!!!!
“Perhaps staring down this receiver will throw off the defense!”
-A Rodgers
A Aron is confirmed ass man
Impressive Falco Float
No Turnovers for Dallas in the 1st Quarter.
Go Team!
1 quarter was a good run!
Delvin got popped by Vander and Woods. Guarantee he’s going to fumble.
feelin good
cause I picked up
BOLTS DEF earlier this week
go bolts!
BOSA BOSA BOSA!
MOS DEF >> BOLTS DEF
“My name is Lucas
I live in Indiana
I live flyover from you
Yes, I think you’ve ignored me before.”
-Suzanne Vega, frustrated Colts fan
Look, I realize we’re doing the herd immunity thing BUT allowing players to leap up into the stands and get yelled at 20″ from their face by fans is not the most quarantining move.
Then again, maybe all the gravy prevents transmission of the virus.
There should be minimum 4 games every afternoon slate.
Would be my first executive order as President/Emperor
Eliminate DST here.
As long as it’s permanent standard time and not permanent auto accidents and seasonal affective disorder time
I think we have a shootout on our hands in Gravytown.
Gravy Bay is gonna need to respond to that score.
So, should i pick up Finley and drop Jameis?
Double down on Jameis.
PJ Walker isn’t available?
Nope
Why would you want Finley?!
-Andrew Berry
Man, that GB TD was just way too easy. Ran two TEs at a safety in cover-2 on a seam and a corner. Safety’s forced to split the two towards the corner, Rodgers hits the seam. Just picked apart the Colts’ zone. Ooof.
Also too easy: the Chargers’ TD. All the analysis needed: THE JEST.
“Huh?”
-Johnny Manziel
Did I bench Mike Williams in 2 leagues?? Oh hell yes I did!
I’m going against him. And the Shaun I’m boned.
WrongShittyClippersdown
HANDSLAP DOINK.
Red Rocket could be a half-game out of first place!
Cincy want a slightly used Dalton?
Can he commit some type of aggravated assault before Mike Brown has to sign off on the trade?
I have hope Cousins fucks up and hands a win to bubbling Dallas.
It would be very Cousins.
Definitely consistent with his performances against Dallas while on the Redacteds
a Dingleberry that just will NEVAR wipe clean!
Well, there’s a start.
Viks are in super purple unis today.
So now Bakhtiari can buy ALL of the Settlers of Catan expansions!
My FF opponent is finished with his players. 71.62 points.
I’m just looking at my roster thinking, “Yeah, I could see every one of these guys go down on the first play of their game this afternoon….”
Jest could bumblefuck their way to their first win today. I’m pretty sure this is another portent of the coming apocalypse. Duck and cover! Stop, drop, and roll!
Never mind.
Yes!
Unsubscribe.
Eagles coming back to the NFC East pack. Gotta love it.
Do I?????
Listen, that sidewalk from 5 floors up looks really inviting right now . But what about…? Um, waking up at 5am to the shrieks of your first-born? There’s that.
It’s a very competitive division after all!
Don’t tell me what to do!
/Rips down mask in WalMart line.
WAS THAT AN ONSIDE DROP KICK?!
I was never going to start him but J.K. Dobbins can go to hell!
That Justin Herbert ROTY prop bet is looking good, but I’m sure Tua will take form Lord Pimpleface. Herbert nickname was Lord Pimpleface right?
I like Acne-Scarred Face.
Zitler.
I just installed a new battery on our vacuum. It took about two minutes, but I am going to pretend it’s taking all afternoon so I can pile up some undeserved credit and also as an excuse to watch football in the garage.
Well, you do need to watch it to make sure it charges properly.
That’s Good Husband Hustle!
The 3-6-1 FIRST PLACE Philadelphia Iggles
Let’s not forget that the Chargers were the team that gave the 1-15 Browns their only victory.
They were still legit the Chargers then, right? Pre-Clippers du Merde?
There is nothing more real about the Chargers than losing to an otherwise all-defeated team.
TRACTORCITO DOWN WOOOO
DON T just orgasmed. Good thing they have plenty of paper towel.
Is DOINK also the god of blocked punts? Because it seems like the Jets must have sacrificed a fatted calf or two.
I think SHAN’KLOR just answered my question, as her rank displeasure with the Jets makes clear.
“Someone call for a couple fat calves?”
-Meghan McCain, powering on some flats.
YES!!!!!
So who do the Bengals trade for? Is there a discount on a slightly used Haskins?
Fitzmagic?
Has he ever been traded back to a team he already played for?
Time is a flat circle.
I thought the world is flat? If not, I have been on the wrong blog for years.
“Flat is a time circle.” [sticks out tongue, says ‘na yeah’]
-Fox News
Quack quack!
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I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that he’s injured
Kaep!
Back to back Blair Walshes for Cincinnati and Pittsburgh
Doink!
P*ts are gonna run for many, many yards today.
Stout time? Stout time.
Ummm this is the afternoon thread.
Shakes fist at classic editor!!!!
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ (RET): I’m making biscuits!
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Yay!
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ (RET): Now would you hand me that container of mixed nuts?
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Sigh.
I should have pretended to drop them on the floor or something.
I mean, dropped them for real, but pretended it was an accident.
Biscuits? Mixed nuts?
They ended up being better than I expected – she added dried fruit, too. More like scones than biscuits, really.
“You know what to do, Sport.”
-Ray Rice as Dr Bob Kelso
early mornin poem
its rockin
Man I sure do love my dog.