Your “Drew Lock A Da Week A Da Century” NFL Football Open Thread

TO THE GAMES!

Fins/Broncs:

Another rook wr in a great incoming class that should have more folks wagging their chins is Denver’s Jeudy but poor qb play has held him back. He’s been targeted 32 times in this month’s games but only has 15 grabs. But he’s made the most of them-his 266 yards during that time frame puts him at 5th overall.

Jets/Chargers:

When you think about ball security, thoughts of support cups, qb’s and rb’s naturally enter your mind but what about Keenan Allen? He’s caught 65 balls without committing a single drop. Is there hope in NY? When Flacco threw further down the field in week 9 he was 7-16 for 170 yds, 3 TD’s and 1 INT. A bit of a mixed bag but it is the Jets we’re typing about. Ballage gets his 2nd ‘revenge’ game in as many weeks as he nudges ever so close to lower end RB2 territory.

Packers/Colts:

We’ll see what Indy’s D is really made of today-Rodgers is by far the highest-graded qb they’ve faced this season. Intense, varied pressure up front and an adamant refusal to give up big passing plays has been the secret of their success this year. You’d think Rodgers will take what is given to him and that Davante will get a shit ton of targets.

Cowboys/Vikes:

PFF’s highest rated passer when under pressure is… Kirkie Cousins? I didn’t see that one coming. With league average qb play now available to Dallas now that Dalton is back on the field, there exists an opportunity for CeeDee Lamb to exploit secondaries with his insane aDOT of 19 yards. Perhaps them Cowboys can get beyond the 10 points per game average they’ve been saddled with since DAK! turned all our stomachs. Also in Red Rifle’s favour is Minny allowing the 5th most fantasy points to opposing qb’s.

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clint greasewood

So Arron Jones is going in to COVID protocol with that Lambo Leap in Gravytown.

Doktor Zymm

Surging into the surge!

Spur

Come for the chicken fried steak, stay for the COVID.

Sharkbait

Keenan Allen is a beast.

Doktor Zymm

Looks like I finally got a decent group of receivers on my fantasy team, so my previously very good RBs decided to start sucking to compensate

Spur

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Game Time Decision

Its that or they all ded

King Hippo

Litre still has a 9% chance. Hippo no likey.

litre_cola

I have given up on that one like I did at half time this morning sir.

clint greasewood

Blankenship ran aground.

blaxabbath

Blankenship is no Vic Romano.

Col. Duke LaCross

Shank’lor nails nerd-kicker.

blaxabbath

I don’t think attractive couples living in that MANSION would be driving all new GMC vehicles….

King Hippo

Ads like that are good for “blood letting” daydreams, though

clint greasewood

Sad Arron Rodgers showed up today.

litre_cola

After the 1st nonchalant td, I figure he would roll.

Spur

so ends a good Dallas drive. Turnover Dallas

blaxabbath

Wasn’t a pick six? That IS good!

rockingdog

OH SHIT
INDY with the PICK
DEF IS ROCKING!!!!!

blaxabbath

“Perhaps staring down this receiver will throw off the defense!”

-A Rodgers

Spur

A Aron is confirmed ass man

Spur

Impressive Falco Float

Spur

No Turnovers for Dallas in the 1st Quarter.

Go Team!

Doktor Zymm

1 quarter was a good run!

Spur

Delvin got popped by Vander and Woods. Guarantee he’s going to fumble.

rockingdog

feelin good
cause I picked up
BOLTS DEF earlier this week

go bolts!
BOSA BOSA BOSA!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

MOS DEF >> BOLTS DEF

blaxabbath

Look, I realize we’re doing the herd immunity thing BUT allowing players to leap up into the stands and get yelled at 20″ from their face by fans is not the most quarantining move.

Then again, maybe all the gravy prevents transmission of the virus.

litre_cola

There should be minimum 4 games every afternoon slate.

King Hippo

Would be my first executive order as President/Emperor

blaxabbath

Eliminate DST here.

Doktor Zymm

As long as it’s permanent standard time and not permanent auto accidents and seasonal affective disorder time

litre_cola

I think we have a shootout on our hands in Gravytown.

blaxabbath

Gravy Bay is gonna need to respond to that score.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So, should i pick up Finley and drop Jameis?

blaxabbath

Double down on Jameis.

clint greasewood

PJ Walker isn’t available?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nope

Redshirt

Why would you want Finley?!

blaxabbath

-Andrew Berry

hippofant

Man, that GB TD was just way too easy. Ran two TEs at a safety in cover-2 on a seam and a corner. Safety’s forced to split the two towards the corner, Rodgers hits the seam. Just picked apart the Colts’ zone. Ooof.

hippofant

Also too easy: the Chargers’ TD. All the analysis needed: THE JEST.

blaxabbath

“Huh?”

-Johnny Manziel

litre_cola

Did I bench Mike Williams in 2 leagues?? Oh hell yes I did!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m going against him. And the Shaun I’m boned.

Sharkbait

WrongShittyClippersdown

Viva La Tabula Raza

HANDSLAP DOINK.

King Hippo

Red Rocket could be a half-game out of first place!

Spur

Cincy want a slightly used Dalton?

blaxabbath

Can he commit some type of aggravated assault before Mike Brown has to sign off on the trade?

Spur

I have hope Cousins fucks up and hands a win to bubbling Dallas.

litre_cola

It would be very Cousins.

Doktor Zymm

Definitely consistent with his performances against Dallas while on the Redacteds

King Hippo

a Dingleberry that just will NEVAR wipe clean!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, there’s a start.

Spur

Viks are in super purple unis today.

Petronel

So now Bakhtiari can buy ALL of the Settlers of Catan expansions!

blaxabbath

My FF opponent is finished with his players. 71.62 points.

I’m just looking at my roster thinking, “Yeah, I could see every one of these guys go down on the first play of their game this afternoon….”

Gumbygirl

Jest could bumblefuck their way to their first win today. I’m pretty sure this is another portent of the coming apocalypse. Duck and cover! Stop, drop, and roll!

Gumbygirl

Never mind.

Sharkbait

Yes!

Sharkbait

Unsubscribe.

litre_cola

Do I?????

Petronel

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Doktor Zymm

It’s a very competitive division after all!

blaxabbath

Don’t tell me what to do!

/Rips down mask in WalMart line.

Redshirt

WAS THAT AN ONSIDE DROP KICK?!

clint greasewood

That Justin Herbert ROTY prop bet is looking good, but I’m sure Tua will take form Lord Pimpleface. Herbert nickname was Lord Pimpleface right?

ArmedandHammered

I like Acne-Scarred Face.

Gumbygirl

Zitler.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just installed a new battery on our vacuum. It took about two minutes, but I am going to pretend it’s taking all afternoon so I can pile up some undeserved credit and also as an excuse to watch football in the garage.

ArmedandHammered

Well, you do need to watch it to make sure it charges properly.

King Hippo

That’s Good Husband Hustle!

King Hippo

The 3-6-1 FIRST PLACE Philadelphia Iggles

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Let’s not forget that the Chargers were the team that gave the 1-15 Browns their only victory.

King Hippo

They were still legit the Chargers then, right? Pre-Clippers du Merde?

blaxabbath

There is nothing more real about the Chargers than losing to an otherwise all-defeated team.

Don T

TRACTORCITO DOWN WOOOO

litre_cola

DON T just orgasmed. Good thing they have plenty of paper towel.

Don T

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is DOINK also the god of blocked punts? Because it seems like the Jets must have sacrificed a fatted calf or two.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think SHAN’KLOR just answered my question, as her rank displeasure with the Jets makes clear.

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blaxabbath

“Someone call for a couple fat calves?”

-Meghan McCain, powering on some flats.

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King Hippo

YES!!!!!

Mother Puncher

So who do the Bengals trade for? Is there a discount on a slightly used Haskins?

litre_cola

Fitzmagic?

Mother Puncher

Has he ever been traded back to a team he already played for?

ArmedandHammered

Time is a flat circle.

litre_cola

I thought the world is flat? If not, I have been on the wrong blog for years.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Quack quack!
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Mother Puncher

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that he’s injured

blaxabbath

Kaep!

Sharkbait

Back to back Blair Walshes for Cincinnati and Pittsburgh

Fronkenshteen

Doink!

Fronkenshteen

P*ts are gonna run for many, many yards today.

Sharkbait

Stout time? Stout time.

litre_cola

Ummm this is the afternoon thread.

Shakes fist at classic editor!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ (RET): I’m making biscuits!

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Yay!

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ (RET): Now would you hand me that container of mixed nuts?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Sigh.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I should have pretended to drop them on the floor or something.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean, dropped them for real, but pretended it was an accident.

Horatio Cornblower

Biscuits? Mixed nuts?
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They ended up being better than I expected – she added dried fruit, too. More like scones than biscuits, really.

blaxabbath

“You know what to do, Sport.”

-Ray Rice as Dr Bob Kelso

rockingdog

early mornin poem
its rockin
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man I sure do love my dog.

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