Newsy Notes:
-That Hurts! Turns out that Lions center Frank Ragnow has been diagnosed with a, um, “Fractured Throat”. I have no idea what that entails but he finished out the game with it. He’s gonna be on the front page of Pain Tolerance Weekly, that’s for sure.
-Der Covid has hit both James Bradberry and Jason Garrett upside the nostrils and other affected areas. Freddie Kitchens will handle the play-calling duties, bringing some of that sweet Browns magic to the game.
-Sitters Can’t Be Winners-Stafford, Dimes, Gesicki and many others are out of commission. RoJo has pins in his fingers and bells on his toes, and has been asking the whereabouts of Sweet Gypsy Rose.
-Former Ravens rb Lorenzo Taliaferre has passed away at the age of 28 due to a heart attack. He played in the league from 2014-16. Damn that’s young.
TO THE GAME!
Chargers/Raiders:
-The odds folks have estimated that if the 7-6 Raiders win tonight their chances of making the playoffs are 29%. If they lose it drops all the way down to 5%.
-Qb Herbert’s (of the two tossers playing tonight, he likes Bauhaus the 2nd-most) passing TD prop this evening is 1.5. He’s thrown 2 or more in 8 of 12 games that he’s started. The Raiders have the 27th ranked pass D. Do the math.
-Quietly coming on these last few weeks is Nelson Agholor-over the last month he’s been WR16 fantasy-wise. With Ruggs on the Reserve-Covid list he should see the most targets after Waller. During that same time he’s led all wr’s in red zone targets inside the 10 yard line.
-What To Do With Jacobs? Coming off an injury and a pranking of fantasy players he had a lousy game and a worrying 42% snap share. I guess ya gotta play him if ya have him because Booker can’t read running lanes.
-Speaking of rb’s, Ekeler was out for quite some time but since his return he’s RB4. The last time the Chargers played the Raiders they ran for 160 yards and 2 TD’s.
Play ’em if you’ve got them down below.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!!
I would totally read a “where are they now” or a 30-for-30 on the replacement officials from that game.
YOU CAN’T ADVANCE A FUMBLE, but wasn’t he in?
Looked in.
I thought he was in. If the Raiders had recovered and they had reviewed it they probably would have called it a touchdown.
What an ending. Except it’s NOT.
Can you advance the ball on a fumble in OT?
Not talking shit but my FF opponent played K Allen tonight. Good for 2.10 points.
I stashed Alghlor like a stud.
My tv just asked if I am still there. None of your goddam bidness, Spectrum!
oh yeah, I fucking HATE that. Worst aspect of the Spectrum-ing
Let’s say it’s 4th down and goal. Do you go for the tie or the win?
Win. None of it matters for these teams.
Who let the NY Jets defense on the field?
::Proudly stands next to wide open gate holding his belt buckle::
-Mark Davis
neither team deserves to win
I move to reassign both teams to the NFC East. Do I have a second?
That’s Rikki’s Raiders!
Raiders cb’s just don’t get it, no matter who the DC is.
ANYONE but Ekeler!
Look, giving it to Ekeler would make too much sense. You’re in the clear.
Good point
#27 Mullen is having a hell of a game
How will Anthony Lynn fuck this up?
STEP ONE – slow developing QB sweep
The possibility of a tie really excites the soccer fan in you, doesn’t it?
Lesser Footy and YES. Playing for the point away to Vegas is just sensible man management.
“Man management”
That’s… that’s Buddy Cole’s music!
Herbert’s BLM message on his helmet is offensive.
“Respect Your Property”?
HAIL BLEERGH
as the fantasy owner of the raiders kicker (going against nelson agelor in the fantasy playoffs)
that sequence was stressful but enjoyable
It’s too bad there was never an entire offense predicated on Marriota’s legs that Gruden Could have snagged a play from there.
Rollout to the short side of the field? CHECK!
Throw short of the goal line? CHECK!
Throw too low? CHECK!
Why yes, the Raiders’ season is in life support — why do you ask?
This is where XOAK needs Cam.
So, if the Raiders kick a field goal with no time left, it’s a tie, right?
Its a flaw in the rules, but put the letter of the rules. They would win 27-24.
I desperately want this to happen.
Can I get a Wallerdown for the victory?
Aikman has you
I want this game to end 27-24 with the Chargers running out of time in their drive due to them not understanding the rules.
HAHAHAHA YES!!!
yaaaasssss, 5-minute inconclusive spot review!
If I had Carr’s wife, I’d have a groin injury too.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Epff3suU0AAXB8j?format=jpg&name=large
Well, we shall have no Scorigami tonight.
Are you saying 26-24 has already happened?
41 times
Are you being serious? Look at the last score
That’s funny.
Of course.
time is indeed a flat circle
Booooo
That Q4 was absolutely performance art.
Just like Piss Christ.
And equally arousing.
Pat yourself on the back for choo-choo-choosing the correct LA squadron!
All apologies to Low Commander, but these guys will always be San Diego.
Yes. Just like the Raiders will always be Oakland.
they just go out for cigarettes every few decades
Is it just me, or is Gruden getting progressively redder every time the camera cuts to him?
Is he capable of embarrassment?
When he gets to full maroon…
alpha! long time no see how the hell you been!
at least its been a long time for me. I feel like I’m only here twice a week anymore
I’ve seen better Hand-Ball coordination at the Olympic Gardens…
I’ve seen better from a lesbian giving a handjob.
THAT’S MY FETISH!
Or from a man trying to jill off a woman. Am I right ladies???
But women don’t have balls…
Maybe not the ones YOU date, loser cuck.
I can think of no task MOAR hopeless than trying to go downtown on a has-bian.
I’ve seen better in the Special Olympics.
“Go on….” — R. Kraft
I think that takes more than $29.95
Last two minutes of the 2nd Half
Benny Hill Theme – YouTube
Huh, seems overall FG% is actually higher than last season. If I’m not too lazy maybe I’ll check to see if it’s high variance by team later on. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/NFL/kicking.htm
Lucy says no kick
That was hilarious!
We deserve more of this.
Oh come on, we’re not THAT bad people.
Dictionary definition of Comedy of Errors
Oh, come on, Raiders. They should’ve gone for a fake spike right there. The Chargers were completely not ready!
Booooo
QB sneak with no timeouts? WTF?
Are both these coaches braindead?
Good job, good effort LV.
Did that play answer your question?
Could we get a most glorious David Carradine here?
Kicker Badger Don’t Care.
NostraFronk
Death, taxes, and (waves vaguely at Chargers) this shit.
…and the Chargers try to ice their own kicker.
And it worked!
It worked!
– B. Walsh
This guy…
HA!
Well, the Chargers should be in good shape here unless they…
ah. Yes. Well. Nevertheless.
lol yeah Anthony Lynn can really manage end-o-half situations
WOMP WOMP