Your “One More For The Road” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

We’re almost at the finish line.

TO THE GAME!

Browns/Giants:

-The expectation is that Fumbelina (Daniel Jones) won’t play and that McCoy will be handle the turnover duties for this evening during his 2nd start this year.

-btw, Jones has 20 fumbles which is three more than anyone else has had since the start of the 2019 season. Blame can be equally shared among the offensive line and Jones’ own staggering lack of awareness as to outside pressure collapsing the pocket.

-Cleveland needs to bounce back after that emotionally deflating, ball-draining loss they suffered vs the Ravens last week. Personally, I think they could play on autopilot here and still come away with the W.

-That said, the up and down Evan Engram might have himself a day if McCoy’s noodly arm can somehow get him the ball because the Browns have no idea how to defend the tight end spot. They trail only the Jets with respect to fantasy points given up to that position.

-The Giants Gallman had a nice ‘run’ as an RB1 for a few weeks but it all came crashing down last week. He was even vultured on the goal line by wee laddy Dion Lewis. Still, you should give him a go again as the o-line has vastly improved their run-blocking and the Browns have given up all kinds of scores to rb’s the past few weeks.

-Speaking of rb’s that just chug along in a boring but effective fashion, expect that once they get up by two scores Cleveland will engage “Heavy Chubb” mode the rest of the way to the finish line.

Play with your digeridoos down below.

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litre_cola
Doktor Zymm
litre_cola
Doktor Zymm
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Chubb seems to be rock solid

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I miss anything?

litre_cola

I am a huge Interpol fan, did you miss this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1aoW6nPUrc

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Apparently?

litre_cola

His alter ego is fucking ace.

litre_cola
Doktor Zymm

I like her

litre_cola

Super addicted to her trap shit. Her and drum an bass is so slick

Doktor Zymm

You say drum and bass and I automatically think Philly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdkCGjZePZQ

Doktor Zymm

Aw man, I haven’t listened to this in too long

Doktor Zymm
litre_cola

Best trap tune!!! So happy you know these lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEIRNj0EmH0

Doktor Zymm

I spent longer than I care to admit listening to them, it was same era when Diplo was discovering baile funk and MIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01pUoEDEQw

litre_cola
Doktor Zymm

He kinda missed real baile funk. It’s good stuff, and while I don’t know Portuguese, I assume it’s dirty shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EkA-AxrPF8

TheRevanchist

If you don’t know Jesse & Joy, you are missing out.

https://youtu.be/P2hM9CLAMu4

Doktor Zymm

Core strength. I DO NOT HAVE IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8IpOuX6VY0

Brick Meathook

Jeff Collingsworth?

He even has the same fucking voice.

Horatio Cornblower

Mercedes: Allow your kids to pick up trash toys at truck stops, because you won’t be able to afford anything else after paying for our cars.

SonOfSpam

DFO FFL semis update:

My team:Don_T’s team::Hurricane Maria:Puerto Rico

Horatio Cornblower

Dios mio!

blaxabbath

So what are you all doing for Christmas dining? This will be about our first without any company due to my #THEWUFLU and we’re kicking around ideas.

Horatio Cornblower

I honestly have no idea. We were going to do a drive-by to my mother’s and exchange gifts outside, but now it sounds like heavy rain, so I suspect we’re going to stay home and order Chinese.

blaxabbath

“Someone take a look at the beaner over here!”
-N Bosa

JimU

Standing rib roast.

litre_cola

2020 the 1st year we don’t have our blaxkout party.

( blaxout party) will still be blaxxxxout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1WbBaWTdc&list=LLQrTJ_B-N_cI6EtXoDD5rlg&index=111

TheRevanchist

Sushi platter or Chinese takeout. Depending on the year. This year we have some duck in the freezer. Going to do some of that shit.

Sharkbait

Chateaubriand. Because it’s Mrs Sharkbait and I so I can get one for 2 (baby shark doesn’t count) without having to sell a kidney to get one

yeah right

Chicken pot pie. Unapologetically.

Doktor Zymm

What, you want English subtitles? Fine, fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGPXQU07uzg

litre_cola
Horatio Cornblower

I learned to drive standard on a Chevy Citation, and I wouldn’t drive a Chevy now if you gave it to me.

SonOfSpam

Fine. I’ll take my gift back.

(Anyone need a really large red bow?)

Horatio Cornblower

Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA.

I didn’t say I wouldn’t sell it.

Sharkbait

Bad challenge is bad

Bloody Lethal

Doesn’t Mr. Judge know I gotta go to sleep?

litre_cola

If you don’t mind music in NOT your language. This is a cool track;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG-klvI4yzI

Doktor Zymm

Or, if you don’t mind entire movies not in your language…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnMumHrkd8I

litre_cola
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Doktor Zymm

If you’re gonna get ejected from a game, why punch, when kicking is so much more effective and vicious?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m partial to the double axe handle, myself.
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Bloody Lethal

Cody Parkey’s kicks got him ejected from entire teams.

Horatio Cornblower

The Giants, the Browns, whatever, someone’s getting 15 yards.

Bloody Lethal

Excuse me I wanted to call this on those stinkin Giants but I guess it was on the dumb Browns…

Doktor Zymm

Good for Dak, getting some shitty endorsement while he’s limping around

Horatio Cornblower

I hope he took them for all he could, but I’m pretty sure a mattress isn’t fixing that injury.

Sharkbait

Yeah. Down 3 scores with 4 minutes left. Go ahead and kick that FG.

TheRevanchist

You need to expand your definition of sexy for Browns fans. Like, any person wearing a Browns shirt or just a brown shirt or brown socks.

Bloody Lethal

Alright what the hell is this guy even talking about at this point?

litre_cola

Hey everyone. If you struggle like I do, if you ever need an ear please reach out to me, I will listen.I love you all and we are a great community.
I find dancing by yo self is awkward BUT FUCKING FUN FOR BRAIN AND BODY. Seriously we may be imaginary but I would never hesitate to reach out to my internet friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQsZUVMwEls

Horatio Cornblower

Have you considered not rooting for Fulham?

litre_cola

Fulham til I die. You know that.

Horatio Cornblower

Arsenal ’til they get relegated.

I’m just not that committed.
/Carolina releases a gray Whalers “retro” jersey

I WILL BURN EVERYTHING FROM RALEIGH TO DURHAM AND BACK AGAIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Sharkbait

Is it bad I wanna get that sweater? Along with Lady Liberty of course.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not gonna lie, it’s a good looking sweater, but it has nothing in common with the Hartford Whalers. Shit, they might as well put a Stanley Cup on it.

Doktor Zymm

Whisepers *Plymouth Argyle*

Horatio Cornblower

I’d buy a shirt…
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Sharkbait

You’re good people Litre.

litre_cola

I love our community, and I know I suffer and [DFO] has been my ear, so if anyone is struggling I can be the ear.

Sisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjO0Busqog

Bloody Lethal
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tonight’s dinner (steak salad) contained one thing I grew myself (lettuce) and two things we foraged from neighborhood trees (avocado and lemon).

Bloody Lethal

I’m glad the steak wasn’t one of the things foraged from the neighborhood trees.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Someday I’ll have Horatio over and he can bring some steak foraged from his neighbor’s cow.

Horatio Cornblower

He appears to have wrangled them under control for now.

I expect this to last until the snow melts, then they’ll magically escape again.

Dunstan

Pro tip: never accept a steak that was “foraged” by scotchnaut

Horatio Cornblower

mmmmmmm, long pig.

Horatio Cornblower

“Think about coming into an organization…”

Cris, we’re talking about the Browns here; ‘organization’ is a little strong.