Your Next NFL Football Open Thread

Did anything get sorted out? Well, surely this round of tilts will settle everything.

TO THE GAMES!

Packers/Bears:

Chicago would have much preferred that Green Bay had nothing to play for but they want to solidify that #1 seed so this one should be intense, to the point where some players may end up in tents.

Raiders/Broncs:

Neither of these teams have anything to lose. Or win. Or tie. Blah.

Jags/Colts:

Say goodbye to Hollywood and Doug Marrone, he did his best but his best just wasn’t good enough and now Urban Meyer is on everyone’s lips. Eww. Apply some balm, would you? The Colts blew it vs the Steelers last week so they should be out for blood, drinking every last bit of the Jags milkshake out there on the field.

Chargers/Chiefs:

And now he’s back! For one last incredible performance, ladies and gentlemen… Chad Henne! His counterpart, who actually shows promise, needs 341 yards today against a bunch of not-starters to become the throwingest rookie qb there ever was. He’ll set the record for a.) passing yards by a noobie and b.) Clearasil endorsements.

Cards/Rams:

Rb Akers is a game-timer for the Jekyll and Hyde Rammmits. Me: “Hey you, you must think you’re a real hotshot-you ever even played in a pro football league before?” John Wolford: “Uh, yeah. I played for the Arizona Hotshots, as a matter of fact.” Me: “Uh huh. Well, okay then.”

Seahawks/Niners:

With everyone yakking about the Packers and Saints being the creme of the NFC, I’d be wary of Wilson going on a little tear, of which he’s completely capable of doing. Now will the Seattle D step up though?

Saints/Panthers:

Ty Montgomery is the gentleman that will replace the honorable fantasy league winner Kamara today. Tis about the only interesting storyline I could find for this one.

Titans/Texans:

Henry needs 223 to reach 2,000 for the year so he’s done like dinner. Except for the fact that the last two times he went for a stroll vs the Texans he ended up with 211 and 212. No matter the outcome he’ll be the first back-to-back rushing champ since LT in ’06-’07.

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Don T

The wisdom of the masses
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Recovery Whiskey

Farewell for another year Scott Hansen

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well, this isn’t the first time the Bears have been the 7th best team in the conference or the least deserving playoff participant, but it is the first time they are both at once.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

*pending tonight’s shenanigans

King Hippo

hey now, still 2 games ahead of Los Gigantes! I wonder if The Shield makes this fixture on Sunday, so Bitchin’ Kamara can come off #NuAIDS list

Recovery Whiskey

Ends with a whimper

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Huh.

Mr. Ayo

See you next season Beth.

Redshirt

NBC: Bengals HC Zac Taylor not entirely safe.

Bengals fans collective reaction:
Buddha Zeus God Satan! futurama – YouTube

King Hippo

well, merde.

Doktor Zymm

I think I posted the psychadelic argyle gif too soon for the end of this game

King Hippo

FG RANGE!!!!

Mr. Ayo

So they’re going to win but not cover the -2.5? JFC, hail Gamblor.

Doktor Zymm

They are Vegas’s team…

Recovery Whiskey

El oh el

Senor Weaselo

Can we talk about how El Tractorcito got to 250 on the ground?

King Hippo

I guess we just traded up in the 1st. BUT I WANTED IT.

King Hippo

motherfucker

Doktor Zymm

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Col. Duke LaCross

Even the finish of this one is bananacakes.

Recovery Whiskey

Go for 2 Chucky

King Hippo

Damn, Chucky going for 2. Fucking up me prophecy

Mr. Ayo

It worked for LAMAR!

Recovery Whiskey

Look at these guys playing like they still care

Recovery Whiskey

And thats it for Red Zone. Oops not yet

Last edited 3 years ago by Recovery Whiskey
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