This intriguing picture that was posted by Unsurprised on the Sexy Friday post on Friday evening:
There is a lot going on here.
After I cleaned up, I spent a long time analyzing this picture, for your benefit. As always, I have some questions…
- Was this taken this year?
- Why doesn’t the hat have a year on it?
- Don’t all Happy New Year hats have the year printed on them?
- Isn’t that the rule?
- Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?
- Will that movie ever get old?
- If you sucked Tara Reid’s toe, how many diseases do you think you would get?
- Sexy Rexy would pay that $1000 easy, wouldn’t he?
- Is there a secret anti-foot-fetish cabal in the NFL that’s preventing Rex Ryan from getting another coaching job?
- Or is he much happier just doing things like this and getting paid big time?
- Do you think Rex is complaining that her toes aren’t visible?
- Isn’t that pretty much the dictionary definition of “more than a handful”?
- What is that black shit on her arm?
- Is that the table they were doing black tar heroin off of or is it the floor?
- It’s kinda nasty if it’s the floor, isn’t it?
- Whether it’s the floor or a table, it’s fairly obvious she’s having sex, right?
- Given her facial expression, do you think her lover just gave her a surprise?
- Like they were playing sexual Mad Libs and it read “Stick (body part) into (body part)”?
- How annoying would it be if you had a partner that went with safe body parts like elbow and arm?
- How do you stick your elbow into your arm?
- Isn’t it already stuck in there?
- Are you surprised I haven’t mentioned anal sex yet?
- Cause it’s pretty obvious that’s what’s happening here, isn’t it?
- Isn’t she thinking, “Oh, I didn’t expect that, but ok”?
- Is that why I like to call analingus the Spanish Inquisition?
I got 21 questions, and they all ’bout us.
Ok, this is weird — Tanya Roberts is now not dead.
Tanya Roberts Is Still Alive, Despite Her Rep Having Said She Was Dead (tmz.com)
Does that mean the Giants DO get in?
It means, uh… TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
Also, I checked and Francisco Franco is still dead.
Is Franco Harris still a Seahawk?
Not sure, but I confirmed that Jerome Bettis is still from Detroit.
THIS TANYA ROBERTS I CALL HER THE CHEAT, BECAUSE SHE’S NOT DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI3xBNlXPl8
Is she trying to use her fingernails to break her own skin?
Rex moves shockingly well for someone of his size.
He’s light on his… legs.
26. Is that Sophie Viagra’s bigger boobed sister?
Please tell me Sophie Viagra is a real person!
That’s what they call Sophia Vergara.
That’s awesome!!
They’ve removed the Mexican Pizza from the menu at Taco Bell????
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Seriously, I NEVAR even CONSIDERED a butt angle in my “I have so many questions” reaction to this photo.
Judges Balls in WASP (obvs)
23: Yes. But the sound of a zipper has her looking off-camera with mild trepidation.
12 that depends on the size of your hands, I have big hands, but those still appear to be more than a handful, but would be willing to check to findout
I’m pretty sure that’s just metallic confetti on her arm.
I also thought that most holiday crap is generic so that inventories can rollover to the next year. The big exception for NYE are those stupid glasses.
But the real question is “How can it be the Spanish Inquisition when everyone expects anal when you’re around?”
Touché
Man, is there any single product that is a more wasteful use of natural resources than those glasses? Maybe a Texans jersey, but that’s about it.
Cowboys merch