A ton of folks out and about on the ‘nets are saying that Green Bay (favoUred by 6.5) are going to walk away with this one but I’m not so sure. Yes, weather, but it’s not as though the Rams are going to air it out, right? And if weather affects anyone it would be Rodgers and Adamstein. Look at me, talking about the product on offer when I should be saying…
TO THE GAME!
Rams/Packers:
-There’s all kinds of metrics out there but, as referenced in the title, this is the league’s #1 D and O getting after it. The Pack have been held below 22 once this year and the Rams have allowed more than 30 points the same amount of times. Green Bay should probably get the win but maybe not going away.
-Of course the Rams starter Goff has been given the Herculean task of “Not Fucking Up”. In the parlay of these days, that is called “A Big Ask”. If they go down by two scores early it should be over with and a Bortles happening might uh, happen. Did you know that Jared has completed all of two(!) passes over 20 yards since week 13. It wasn’t that long ago when he was flinging the ball willy-nilly all over the gotdamn place. Now they’re the league lowest in pass plays over 15 yards at 10%. For shame.
-Contrast that with Rodgers being first in the league in throws over 20 yards and having that gaudy 48-5 TD/INT number. And he did it with (aside from Adams) table scraps at the wr spot and a Funyun at tight end.
-Ramsey might shadow Adams outside but the latter has been playing quite a bit out of the slot recently. Adams will get his but the Rammers play zone and his numbers dip significantly against that setup as opposed to man.
-Akers has averaged 27.5 carries his last two outings and we should see plenty of him, maybe 30+ carries if the game script tilts towards the Rams.
-The only time the Rams gave up more than 30 was to the Bills in the Before Times of week 3. They had resounding success on play action and you’d think this is the angle that Rodgers will dangle.
Do your own dangling below in the comments.
you see I wanna make a joke along the lines of “famous female who is more renowned for their attractiveness rather than their actual success in their supposed field”
but I’m trying to be a better person.
(anna kournikova is supposedly dating Enrique Iglesias so that rules her out)
Yup, just more BS calls that favor Greenbay.
That is, by far, the lamest way to get an Unsportsmanlike Conduct BLEERGH
sexy Saturday because I’m already bored by this game
3/10 too much fat in the stomach would not bang
I think that’s just her uterus
Has a uterus: 0/10 would not bang
It’s pretty impressive that you’re managing to play football and comment at the same time, Mr. Rodgers.
Maybe you’d be more impressed if she had a diamond in her navel, Mr. Rhodes.
Looks like he’s a free agent. It was Danica Patrick, but it sounds like she grew tried of his Discount Double Check.
Rumors are Shailene Woodley, but not confirmed.
No, it’s a blonde actress this time. Can’t think of her name.
Shailene Woodley?
Shailene Woodley. That’s a trailer park name if I ever heard one. Bet her middle name is Amber.
Doesn’t matter, they’re all just giant beetles in skinsuits
People are asking: are the Rams better without Aaron Donald?
On offense? Probably.
Either JLo or an equivalent housekeeper
Shit, I was supposed to cover devante Adams there, sorry Rams
Was that Rundgren’s “Bang on the Drums” over the stadium PA?
– dink and dunk is just not who the packers are
packers immediately get a favorable penalty
see, told ya!
I hope everyone in that crowd catches pneumonia.
I hope they app step in puddles while wearing socks.
and i hope that guy with the favre Jersey has a girlfriend who cheats on him
Fuckin’ A right!
CNN just reported a MAGAdiot got arrested at a DC checkpoint with a handgun and 500+ rounds of ammo.
Bad News: They’re going to war.
Good News: Other than the fact that they’ll be facing the National Guard instead of the Keystone Kops Mall Cops who were guarding Congress ten days ago, they are still idiots who stop at a checkpoint when holding a Ramboian amount of ammunition.
Your concern should be about infiltration of justice, defense, and policing systems by unscrupulous right-wingers. Sure, Hitler was arrested after the Munich Beer Hall Pusch, but he was treated with soft gloves by Bavarian police, charged with lesser crimes by a conservative prosecutor, given a light sentence by conservative judges, got VIP treatment by conservative prison wardens, all under the auspcies of a complicit Bavarian state government. All of whom would openly regret it later…
From Wikipedia: “The lay judges were fanatically pro-Nazi and had to be dissuaded by the presiding Judge, Georg Neithardt, from acquitting Hitler.”
Many of these coup accomplices are being arrested back in their home states, and probably going to be tried by judges with Republican ties.
The democratic party has spent the last 12 years in denial that America has a white supremacist problem. They’ll spend the next 4 years continuing to do nothing about it, lose the election to another protofascist, and watch as a movement that has had 2 decades to develop under their watch takes hold.
What do you suggest they do about it?
Suggest they do, or think they should do? Cuz they’d never do what actually needs to be done.
What do you think they should do, that is actually possible for them to do?
Pack SCOTUS, purge the federal benches, bring extensive federal charges against Magidiots and try them in friendly jurisdictions (i.e. the DC federal district and not 5th or 11th), have the FBI begin infiltration and disruption tactics against right-wing militia and conspiracy groups, use electronic communications and anti-terrorism laws against conspirators and agitators to bring them under federal jurisdiction, activate and mobilize the national guard when necessary in states where Republican governors refuse to act against unrest or where Democratic governors are unable to.
The American Republic is facing an existential threat and it demands pretty much every domestic measure to maintain order that the US federal government ever used. (And all of the above have been.)
Ok, well, they don’t have the votes to pack SCOTUS, so that can’t happen. (And I mean they don’t have the 60 votes to break the filibuster.) And you can complain about Joe Manchin all you want — and I expect to be very frustrated with him for the next few years — but you ain’t getting a better option elected in a state that Trump carried by 50-some percent.
You can’t “purge the federal benches” because federal judges have lifetime tenure under the Constitution, and you’re not going to be able to impeach judges for making decisions you don’t like.
Charging the insurrectionists is already happening and will continue.
The FBI stuff I agree with.
I’d be careful with invoking the Insurrection Act given how eager Republicans were to use it last summer against BLM.
But thanks for the answer.
See, I think concerns about precedent all go out the window when the other side wants to utterly destroy you.
“Oh, we can’t do this, because if the Republicans get power again, they’ll do it back to us!”
“Sandra, the Republicans are going to end the fucking Republic if they get power again. AND they’re doing it without us setting the precedent for it.”
Shit, when have Republicans ever given a shit about precedent? When did Democratic state legislators gerrymander the shit out of their states?
Looks like Matt Gaetz “pizza delivery” didn’t make it.
“Thought for sure it was gonna rain menses during this game. Apologies”
-The Weather Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLTwX0duY4
There it is!
Nice tackling there.
This place also has good onion (tonyan?) rings, and they’ve got ska on. I’m a happy camper. How did we not appreciate this stuff back in the day (last year)?
It could be how it was made. I didn’t like bacon until a few years ago, but that because the only bacon I had was cooked by my family who cooked it until it was thin, black fragile strips of charcoal. I didn’t realize you could back cooked instead of atomized.
That Barnes goal on the last touch of the (goddamned) match shitwrecked not one, but two of my wagers.
You can always rely on a guy named Harvey to do something despicable.
Like get assassinated.
Or threaten Gotham City.
Aren’t the Packers missing their starting left tackle? Seems like sommet the broadcast team should know.
Rams, actually. David Edwards. .
Yes, and I feel like there’s something else I’m not remembering wrong with their O-line, but RAMMIT does not seem to have taken full advantage yet
bahktriari is out
Unless these are all Jack Easterby burner accounts, I’m surprised at how many idiots are stanning the clearly incompetent management of a multi-billing sports franchise.
And by surprised, I mean not at all surprised, and by idiots, I mean racists and bootlickers.
Chaplin Easterby is the Cardinal Richelieu or Grigori Rasputin of the Houston Texans.
Congrats on summing up the history of professional sport in a sentence
Why isn’t it snowing? I heard 40% chance which means it will absolutely 100% happen
Because we can’t have nice things.
/Lawrence Taylor has entered the chat
Who’s that Gay guy? – A Aron just right now.
Go for it Rams! Field Goals ain’t going to do it today!
Pantsless in the couch. Is the front door open?
No comment.
Kettle Cooked Chips. Thoughts?
I want everything you have and more. Does that sorta answer your question? They crunchy.
I’ll eat them when they’re in front of me but don’t go out of my way to buy them.
Like how Jabba the Hut feels about most creatures.
Its nice for those that who want to go on a diet, but don’t want to eat a “baked” chip or (shudders) healthy-alternative chips.
Krunchers BBQ ones
Not a potato chip guy. But I’d buy Salt & Vinegar, or Jalapeño.
All of them.
Jibbly Bananas-that Goff throw to Reynolds was amazing.
I dont like wearing gloves when I handle my balls.
Never masturbate wearing gloves. Trust me on that one.
Buster can get his Forward Pass medal from Army now!
Who has two thumbs and can throw the football? ALMOST THAT GUY
Feel like GB will win this, although not in a pushover. The next match is the game of the weekend though, so this just has to be a decent appetizer
Back to the beach with you miss!
2 hr jungle hike this morning, then 20 minute walk along the coast to the bar, having a Hilo Tsunami IPA
Of course, my friends who don’t watch football want to hang out then. That gives me a few hours to come up with an excuse and/or fake my death.
Pinkeye
That’s the upside of the Plague. You are being a good American staying home alone watching FITBAW
Its an online hangout. I could drag another TV into my habitación de Redshirt, but I’m a loud football watcher.
Should we write you a fake obit?
yeah, all the HUZZAH action is on Sabado, for sure. I wouldn’t mind a small coma tomorrow.
Unless the Browns pull a surprised victory hamster out of their ass, of course
Chubb up!
Its been 17+ games. How long does it take for the paint on the Rams’ away uniforms numbers to dry?
They look like Shrinkydinks that didn’t have enough time in the oven.
Rodgers Disappointed Face makes an appearance.
A A Ron’s hairstyle is parted in the middle. Unlike his family.
Smart defensing, leaving butter-fingered MVS open!
He’s all or nothing, every time, all the time.
Sorry for being late. Got lost in a YouTube video.
History of NFL’s WORST Weather Games: Snow, Rain, Heat, & More! – YouTube
Naming your kid John Johnson III signals to the rest of the world that nobody in your family has a creative bone in their body.
Is his middle initial J?
(A very quick) Google turns up no evidence of a middle name. Perhaps that was asking too much…
Wikipedia doesn’t show a middle name. Its possible; my grandfather didn’t have a middle name.
Just as well in this case; being named John John Johnson III might have resulted in a visit from CPS.
(And that’s before the grandparents kick in with the Waltons jokes.)
Not my MVP
Well of course he can’t be your Most Valuable Penis. He likes GIRLS, silly!!
How many fans did they allow at Lambeau?
6,000 gravy boats.
please consider most Packer fans are double wide when the camera scans the crowd.
They only allowed fair weather fans, so, 10?
Aaron Donald likes white meat right?
Dark meat
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I’m on Salt-N-Pepa’s side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU&ab_channel=SaltNPepaVEVO
Ugh, it’s the nasty uni’s. WHYYYY?
Due to my unnatural hatred for Aaron Rodgers, and the fact that I live in SoCal, I am def rootin’ Rams. Probably the kiss of death for them, sorry!
Your Commitment To Excellence just made Mark Davis’ barber commit suicide.
Hello good lads and lasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZO8Zeye5K0
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf6Nc_saktQ
RAMMIT LONG! and RAMMIT HARD!
Afternoon Folks.
Pre-Game shows featuring dumb, old, irrelevant white guys will one day be a thing that football fans won’t have to suffer through.
Mexico weathergirls would be nice.
I really hate even muted pre-match coverage, but I am dumb enough that I fear missing kickoff without the teevee box on.
As a gambler, you should know to take the over on start time
UFC is on ABC if you want to make prop bets on how long until someone says something horrible, or horribly sexist, or horribly homophobic, or horribly racists, or some combination of all 4, on live network TV.
I’d rather watch UHF
Really? You’re getting the firehose, mister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXc5ltzKq3Y&ab_channel=kingryan01
We don’t need no stinking badgers!
This will be a low-scoring tilt. I have zero belief in Buster, but absolute belief in the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! defensing unit.
/in short, am not betting
#spiritanimal
Bruce Pearl vs John Calipari. What a waste of choice.
I just ended the last thread with a question so I’ll ask it again here: How is Bruce Pearl coaching Auburn instead of doing time in the federal penitentiary system?
He’s a narc/rat, ain’t he?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Davante Adams is a beast.
Good thing RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! has the league’s best cover corner. Fascinating matchup.