A ton of folks out and about on the ‘nets are saying that Green Bay (favoUred by 6.5) are going to walk away with this one but I’m not so sure. Yes, weather, but it’s not as though the Rams are going to air it out, right? And if weather affects anyone it would be Rodgers and Adamstein. Look at me, talking about the product on offer when I should be saying…
TO THE GAME!
Rams/Packers:
-There’s all kinds of metrics out there but, as referenced in the title, this is the league’s #1 D and O getting after it. The Pack have been held below 22 once this year and the Rams have allowed more than 30 points the same amount of times. Green Bay should probably get the win but maybe not going away.
-Of course the Rams starter Goff has been given the Herculean task of “Not Fucking Up”. In the parlay of these days, that is called “A Big Ask”. If they go down by two scores early it should be over with and a Bortles happening might uh, happen. Did you know that Jared has completed all of two(!) passes over 20 yards since week 13. It wasn’t that long ago when he was flinging the ball willy-nilly all over the gotdamn place. Now they’re the league lowest in pass plays over 15 yards at 10%. For shame.
-Contrast that with Rodgers being first in the league in throws over 20 yards and having that gaudy 48-5 TD/INT number. And he did it with (aside from Adams) table scraps at the wr spot and a Funyun at tight end.
-Ramsey might shadow Adams outside but the latter has been playing quite a bit out of the slot recently. Adams will get his but the Rammers play zone and his numbers dip significantly against that setup as opposed to man.
-Akers has averaged 27.5 carries his last two outings and we should see plenty of him, maybe 30+ carries if the game script tilts towards the Rams.
-The only time the Rams gave up more than 30 was to the Bills in the Before Times of week 3. They had resounding success on play action and you’d think this is the angle that Rodgers will dangle.
Do your own dangling below in the comments.
this game put my dad to sleep. I’m gonna start setting things on him to see if he notices when he wakes up
Do you own an oar of any sort? It’s entertaining down theback of the pants
hmm. that’s a new challenge
He will absolutely laugh when he wakes to see a horse cock dildo across his face. Just think of the laughs he will have!
Please, we’re a distinguished bunch here. A gently-used Fleshlight, perhaps.
Well, shit.
Bye bye, Rams.
Quick poll. If I leave now I can watch the next, probably awesome game in bed with 3 cans of Ola IPA. Should I do that, or stay at the bar and drink drank drunk?
I’ve been in lockdown so long that I’m just baffled by the idea of watching a game in a bar. Like, that’s a thing people can do? Oh yeah, I remember the Before Times vaguely…
I’m not sure I would have made the effort to walk here if it wasn’t exceptional to be able to do this nowadays
Same here. I wear a mask inside my own home, which I never leave.
That’s dedication. I heard the recent advisory that some people are asked to wear masks at home if they have at-risk people in their household and wow, that’s a big ask. I think the anti-maskers are whiny babies, but wearing one all the fucking time (or close to it) would really be annoying.
I’ll all in favor of the triple D’s.
I’d probably call it a night and continue the drinking at the homebase. As I get older the “Getting home while drunk” challenge has lost a lot of appeal.
I only drink where I feel safe, so I would be in bed.
And there it is.
Oh that was pretty
Hey folks, sorry I’m late. The wife wanted to have sex so I had to let the guy in.
Anyway, how’s the game?
If the Rams win the Super Bowl we can enjoy yet another blast of war-zone style fireworks going off all night long.
The dogs of Los Angeles are all shell-shocked enough already.
my dog gets shell shocked when the ice maker goes off.
At least it’s not fire season? Y’all had rain?
We had rain. That’s the start of mud slide season.
Also bravo for Dak making mattress shilling money with just the one leg
What is the route where you just stand around with no defenders on exactly the first down line called?
Successful?
I believe it’s called “Playing Against the Jets”
Mr. Jefferson finally got a piece of the pie. He’s moving on up!
Hi. I’ve been silently watching RAMMMIT not be able to stop Rodgers, and looking mostly mediocre of offense, and only trailing by 7.
Let’s break some clogged Wisconsin hearts
Yeah, this sort of turned into a real game at some point.
RAMMIT is creepin back into this….
Yes. Ol’ two thumbs Goff for the win!
found a funny:
Dudes will take one philosophy class and then won’t shut tf up about Plato’s cave allergy
It’s funny because it’s true
Since I apparently love being disappointed by lovable losers, as of the hook and ladder I’m now all in Rams
DFO turned into a dating site so gradually I didn’t notice
you guys have dates?
And they’re stuffed with almonds or orange peels!
Mine are wrapped in bacon.
Pretty sure I’m a hooker with lots of dates.
I haven’t seen a hook and ladder run that well since I made your mom use the fire escape so my roommates didn’t see her
that was ROCKING!!!!
I guess the broken thumb prevents Goff from turning to GOOF.
Man. Really do wonder if this game plays out differently if Aaron Donald is at 100%. Would give the Rams a chance relying on the run.
Oh wow, what a perfect situation for a hook-and-ladder.
-Don Shula, 1981
Nice 2-pt!
Dos!
my dad just got an automated call saying the power is gonna be turned off because apparently the city needs to replace a utility pole.
they can’t wait till the night game is over?
i got a horrible feeling this drive is gonna end in
a goffception
dad: so why do you hate rodgers?
me: oh, i don’t know, somewhere between a lifetime of people trying to downplay how good michaels jordan was and others trying to to downplay the blackhawks winning 3 cups in 6 ^years, i stopped believing that a guy who has been handed virtually everything during his career is somehow an underdog
Fair enough, but one thing Jordan and Rodgers have in common is that weird eagerness to seize on anything as disrespect requiring a lifelong grudge. Like, I still occasionally hear about how Rodgers is motivated by … being drafted later in the 1st round than he expected?
Brady, of course, is maybe Jordan’s true rival in that sense. I think I’ve heard “he wasn’t drafted until the 6th round” more than “Jimmy Graham played basketball,” etc.
But I chalk it all up to me obviously not understanding the mentality of professional athletes. Just like “locker room bulletin board material” and “nobody believed in us.” I guess you find your motivation wherever you can.
I just realized that one of the State Farm commercials even uses this. Rodgers is so pissed off that there’s no “Rodgers Rate” that he nails a hole in one at will.
Where does this Rodgers underdog narrative exist?
I need to watch this one
Not today Satan!
Elvis French Toast
https://thewoksoflife.com/elvis-french-toast/
I hate peanut butter (except for the fake sugary stuff in Reese’s)
Rodgers ain’t afraid of no safety, neither.
I’m half paying attention. I feel like the Rams haven’t been on offense for like an hour
Aren’t you coming down from Mushrooms? Time has no meaning and runs in an infinite sphere.
They haven’t much been on offense all day.
I had an anxiety moment this morning where I thought tomorrow was a work day since today is a football day, but then I realized it’s Saturday and Monday is a holiday
*ping
/opens text
“RAMMMIT! goes 3 & out, I’m coming over”
-The Nap Fairy
This game I call it the Nap maker because it’s making more people sleepier than Darren Sharper in his heydey.
Fun fact: you can get those necklaces for 900 tickets at the Green Bay Chuck E Cheese
Did not see that nap happening, but glad it did!
Welcome back!
I have to clean up all the fluff my puppy rips out of his toys so that makes me a fluffer.
You could put that on your CV as skills related to the job?
I think “dog fluffer” looks good on a resumé!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXT_JEYKJXg
Rodgers ain’t give a shit about those three points. He wants six.
He doesn’t even care who gets the six points.
Six points, or six inches?
“Inches, or centimeters? ”
-Brett Favre
Almost like RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! ought not have called timeout and left time on the clock.
…but…but…who would’ve thought they would’ve thrown the ball deep near the sideline with less than 30 seconds left and with only one timeout?!
Altogether now: Prevent defenses prevent victories.
Available FOAR live betting – Club Sportivo Ben Hur
Ben Hur -> Charlton Heston -> NRA -> bankruptcy
Somehow it feels appropriate that Rodgers addresses Jake from State Farm as “Jake from State Farm.” Even when it’s just the two of them.
“OH! JAKE FROM STATE FARM! JACK FROM STATE FARM!!!! Ah, that’s was magical, Jake from State Farm.”
“Don’t ever call me Simon. Always call me Mr. Lahey.”
That’s a stupid timeout.
The possession indicator on the scoreboard graphic at the bottom of the screen makes it look like the rams have minus-3 points.
I’ve decided that John Scott is my favorite NHL player because fuck the NHL establishment
Not Evander Kane? He could use your support right now (and your money).
I’ll give him a ride home
In this
Eh, nothing shameful in bankruptcy, it’s just a restructuring really.
The edible today is very strong and I think I’m going to pass out for a while, so I’ll go all Nostradamus here now based upon what I have seen thus far.
Los Angeles hasn’t seen a beat-down like this since Rodney King.
Edibles can be a crapshoot. I took one once that was so unexpectedly strong I was hanging onto the bed because I was afraid I would fly off if I let go.
I don’t do drugs, but clove of garlic I just used in my pasta was surprisingly strong, so my mouth still tingles now.
It’s kinda just as cool.
Then you’ll sleep on the ceiling!
you could say he excels in situations where there’s slippage
RAMMIT lacks the courage to kill Rodgers. its only going to cost 15 yards to get rid of that asshole for 2 quarters
They just need to field a defense entire composed of his family. He’ll all but run off the field.
Aaron “i know you’re not allowed to touch me ” Rodgers
Pfah
Optimism growing inside Steelers organization that Ben Roethlisberger will play in 2021, per report – CBSSports.com
Sounds like Big Ben has decided its better to die violently on the field instead of peacefully in his sleep.
Is Optimism the right word there?
Nooooo!
Trade him to the Bengals
Yesssss!
so i think a bunch of air traffic controllers justshowed up to the game by accident and the rams just decided to let them play
Today’s a good day. Did mushrooms, watched Fantastic Mr. Fox, and coming down in time to watch this game. I’ve made some great decisions so far.
You should consider making a career as one of those life coaches.
I haven’t done shrooms in years. Now I want some!
Got any mushrooms left?
Maio and Luigi in Vice City – YouTube
Well, with the Patriots gone back to the early ’80s and the Steelers bowing out early, it makes sense that BLEERGH would get behind the Acme Packing Co.
BLEERGH had always been behind Aaron Rodgers what the hell games have you been watching
Touchdown seahawks!
yeah, the one time they didn’t have the regular refs. go figure
I guess it is snowing, but that’s some wussy crybaby snowflake snow
That’s not snow, it’s dandruff. Some lardass in the crowd took their hat off
And by hat, I mean cheesehead.
Dagnabbit, I want them GIANT flakes, turning the pitch into Russian tundra