Forty plus year old quarterbacks-next thing you know there’ll be running backs in their mid-to-late 30’s playing! [Frank Gore swings his cane futilely in my general direction] Right, right. Anyway…
TO THE GAME!
Bucs/Saints:
-The math monkeys locked in my basement inform me that the Saints’ odds of beating the Bucs for a third time this year come in at an unholy 66.6%. Of course Packer haters are cheering for T.B./TB because of the 38-10 shellacking they gave Green Bay many, many weeks ago.
-Versus the Saints the Bucs averaged -0.17 expected points per play. Against the rest of the league that number was +0.16.
-Keep an eye out for Saints secondary wr’s Sanders and Humphrey because Tampa has been burned by Cam Sims (104 yards) and Russell Gage (91) the last two weeks.
-Speaking of Saints wr’s, Ball Dropper Extraordinaire Tre’Quan Smith has been activated for this game. My prediction? He will drop a ball.
-Are we still talking wr’s? Yes, yes we are because Mike Evans averages a paltry three catches for 34 yards per game when shadowed by Marshon Lattimore.
-Paging Mr. Noodly Arm: The Bucs pass D ranks a middling 21st in the league. Their run D is another story, morning, er, evening glory.
-As a matter, both run D’s allow runners about 3.6 yards per carry. In what should be a close game, if either team’s rb’s can get into the 4.5, 4.8 range that should be a distinct advantage.
Nugget Time: Tampa guard Ali Marpet last allowed a sack in week 6… of the 2019 season.
-RoJo is designated as a ‘questionable’ game-timer but did practice on Thursday so he’s likely a go.
Have you considered typing your thoughts in the comments?
Congratulations go out to Alex Guerrero and his “science” for nursing Brady through to another Championship game.
Some jackass carjacked a lady with her dogs in the backseat 🙁 How horrible do you have to be to steal someone’s pets??
Well, you’re already a felon…..
Brees going out like the Sopranos
Don’t Stop Believin’!
Not exactly the happiest day:
Chiefs win.
Tom Brady wins.
25k National Guard troops to be vetted because there are concerns of an insider attack.
Whoa, damn infiltrators
found a funny:
normalize being naked at the laundromat so u can wash ALL ur clothes
I prefer to walk through the car wash, gets me AND my clothes clean
Also helps deal with that waxy buildup.
If this is the death of Breesus career, in three days, on which network will it rise up from the tomb?
Nickelodean
“Hey, that’s mine!” -Craig Pelton, Greendale Community College
He already has a contract with NBC purportedly.
Based on the scar, and the incompletions, he ends up on “Botched”
Yuck, stupid Brady
-Bridget Moynahan
– NRA bankruptcy filing
I would say, at least with brees retiring those dorks at Purdue might finally simmer down on calling themselves a football factory
They should stick to chicken
They’re still better known for Gene Keady’s haircut.
Yeah, Troy, I don’t know why this would be Brees’s last game; it’s going just so fucking great for him.
Brees going out like Marino. Mrs Brees better watch those production assistants.
Wow, I turn away to talk to Viator support for a few minutes and the Saints totally collapse, wth?
Some people travel.
Dok Zymm bragvels.
There’s apparently no way to contact them on a computer, they’ll only let me contact support on my phone. Super weird
“I’m announcing my retirement”
“Why now? Why not 20 years ago?”
Drew, you can tell your receivers anything you want about their route; the secondary is 10-15 yards back at most because you have a pool noodle for an arm.
Game blouses
ppl forget TAMPA BAY won the Stanley Cup this/last year. IT’S HAPPENING!
And the Rays won the AL, I think maybe but no one cares
They did, but fuck ’em.
Hope Rodgers treats Brady like family next week
Excellent.
Banner this, plz.
Welp, cheering for A-A-ron next week. (probably was anyway)
The cartoon Brees looks like a Jet. A “West Side Story” Jet.
Losing to Brady on a QB sneak is somehow sadder than losing to Kirk Cousins in OT.
If Tom Brady wins another Super Bowl it means 2021 is just going to keep getting worse so those “can’t be worse than 2020” people regret it.
My wife found a Trump: MAGA sign today, (where doesn’t matter), and brought it home to start our next bonfire with.
there’s an asshole living on a prominent highway with a handmade 10 x 15 wood sign for trump that’s still up.
you just gave me an idea….
Or paintball gun is probably lower risk of arrest
Yeah, you want to be very careful about that. Those assholes usually have guns.
How much has Scientology spent trying to recruit Tom Brady
He’s more of a Narcissus guy.
Brady has an owie.
Not the first time Brady has been ignored for a high-five.
Andy Reid likes this game even better than the Chiefs’ win because of all the turnovers
Well, that one’s on Kamara for even thinking Brees could throw the ball past the linebacker level.
Drew throwing like he wants to start fishing tonight.
That was Brett Favreian.
Oof
Oh Drew Brees, that was a brutal read.
Saints second half play calling has been. . . . puzzling
Godwin.
What are two things Trump 2020 voters have no familiarity with?
Did we just miss a Jameis full yawn?
I have MLK Day off for the first time in at least 20 years tomorrow, and it is making this game much more enjoyable.
Nice reminder of how little mojo Chicago has
This has been an entertaining football day.
Boy, Brady is gonna buy that receiver the absolute worst dinner he’s ever had after that catch bailed him out.
One month trial to TB12 meal plan
(Shipping and handling not included)
Aurorebill 5 year subscription
A 5% discount on the TB12 cookbook.
I don’t even know which of his last two passes you’re talking about.
That throw to Scotty Miller just died in the air.
The one before that. Although the throw to Miller was such a float that I could have typed that comment again before it landed.
Cynical AF me is watching this game thinking we may have a classic finish.
During the ads, saw elsewhere that Bernie Sanders is going to be the Chairman of the Senate Budget Committee. This should be interesting.
Shumer gonna have to filibuster his own chairman?
Oh there will be hearings!
yay big ten football!
cries in Antwaan Randle El
My word, both of these supposedly legendary QBs are absolutely dreadful. They do not deserve the statues that will eventually be commissioned for them.
How was the hunt today sir?
‘Twas as exciting as Aaron Rodgers’ last trip to the Castro district.
Perhaps they can carve those statues out of chalk, or maybe soapstone if they’re feeling expansive.
Brady’s ranked #2 on PFF and #3 on FO. I… don’t feel like he’s played that way every time I’ve watched but…
Hell yea. Fuck the Eagles
How do you remember whether or not you are posting a pic for the first time or it’s a repeat? I would never be able to remember.
Overheard in New York:
“He may not have caught that”
“Yeah, but it’s Brady”
She’s relatable
not gonna lie, if she were my cousin, i might reconsider judging people from Alabama
We dumped a load of money to have Chicago style Italian Beef delivered. And it is amazing.
I can never decide on just one or two dishes when I order Indian food, so I just ordered a metric fuckton and let’s just say my meal plan is set for the next few days.
RIP the toilet
It never has that effect on me, thankfully.
If you can make your own rice or naan, I’d always go for 2. Indian food is so reheatable, and you get variety!
Getting your beef on!
(guy named Vinny shows up wearing a thong and little else)
I went to Portillos in Moreno Valley last week. Sooo good. Sweet and hot peppers,half dipped.
If Brate ends up in Green Bay some day AND legally changes his last name to drop the E, he’ll be the most popular player in Packer history.
How stoned are you? That is excellent.
Pretty. Descended into edible world again this afternoon…
That’d be the wurst.
the nfls best qbs right now
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“Manbeater route”
Uh we call those “person beater routes” now, Troy.
“The defensive back regrets his role in this.”
Carrying that thing like a damn loaf