Now this is the money shot, if you will. Likeable qb’s, exciting qb’s, excitable qb’s, even. Plus my chili has been happily simmering away for oh, about six-ish hours or so by now. Everything is beautiful…
TO THE GAME!
-The last time the Bills were in this spot they were playing a very old Joseph Montana. (sounds like some gold prospector that started his own religion back in the 1800’s) As for The Chefs, they’re the very first AFC squadoo to host the game for three straight years.
-Sammy Watkins-listed as questionable-is that typical boom or bust fantasy guy on a team with many mouths to feed you regretted drafting. Thing is, he shows up in the playoffs. In his five games as a Chiefs he’s averaged 93 yards receiving per outing.
-The unsung player that is responsible for the Bills D being that bend-don’t-break unit is lb Matt Milano. He’s battled injuries and only played 10 regular season games (plus the two playoffs tilts) and hasn’t lost yet. When he’s not in the D gives up the 28th most rushing yards, when he plays they adjust to 9th. Average 1st downs per game drop from 31st to 8th. As far as points allowed, the D goes from 29th to 2nd.
-Kelce Time! (once again) The Bills gave up the most catches and the 2nd most receiving yards to tight ends.
-On A Roll: Honey Badger has 5 picks in his last 7 games. DC Steve Spaghetti Noodle refers to him as ‘my chess piece’.
-No one is surprised that Mahomes cleared the concussion protocol but what about the turf toe protocol?
-K.C.’s secondary does a great job on outside receivers so this should be an interesting battle. The Bills/Allen won’t back down from the challenge-mostly because they can’t run the ball in any meaningful way.
-As for the Chiefs, CEH went for 161 when these teams met up last time but as noted above, the Bills D is healthy and raring to go. As well, it looks like Darrel Williams will tote the rock.
-Take the over?
Drizzle your gizzards below.
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Good jorb
Anybody watching the Dick Wolf FBI show that followed the game on CBS?
Yeah me neither.
I wanted sone escapist stuff. So I put RT en Español.
I’m watching an HBO Max documentary called Class Action Park, about an amusement park in northern New Jersey that was the most dangerous water park in America. There were injuries every day and even a few deaths. Absolutely no rules or oversight. It’s crazy. The doc is pretty good.
We’re watching Watchmen because we don’t do anything in a timely fashion.
I’m very OK with the State Farm Bowl not happening. Rodgers should play the Bills in the AIG Risk-Averse Bowl. Halftime entertainer, Will Smith.
It is beyond dumb that THIS is the logo for Super Bowl LV:
And this is the logo for Super Bowl LIV:
Use the fucking Lombardi as an I!
With ya. Brutal design but get why they need to dumb it down for the average NFL fan
I think “the trophy is not a number” is the rare occasion when the event explains the logo.
The average NFL fan doesn’t get the concept of Roman numerals anyway, so they could have LVMC and they wouldn’t know the difference.
And the thing is, they probably hired a top visual design firm to make those logos, and they used the Lombardi as an I, and it was rejected because the NFL is run by trogolodytes who can’t find their own ass with a rotorooter
In fairness we knew that once they went with every goddamn logo being the same/changing the conference trophies.
At least it should help Liv Tyler get her name back in the news once or twice.
They should get Sam Hagar to sing “I Can’t Drive LV” at the half.
Welp, go Chefs.
It’s now the Patrick Price. Not the Rodgers Rate.
The next series of ads should feature scenes of Patrick moving into Rodgers’ house and also banging his ex-girlfriends.
/still laughing
From Gumby
Feb 7th. And Feb 8th is my daughter’s bday. I hope TB12 doesn’t ruin her day.
Ok, so KC for the back-to-back, but Tyreek Hill suffers a (literally) crippling injury sometime in the next two weeks.
Make it happen, 2021.
I can get behind this.
Time for Ice Football!
Romo drifting into Charlie Day voice
One more NFL game left
That Amazon ad with the kid under the table eating the cake always makes me wonder how many stitches would be reasonable parental discipline.
I hate that ad. Either of my kids would have been defying the laws of gravity if they’d pulled that crap.
Folks my parents’ age would’ve put every guest on open-hand slap duty.
Damn right. That’s the kind of parenting that put all the millenials in therapy!
If a kid ate that whole thing, they’d be projectile vomiting within 30 minutes.
“And coming up next to present the Lamar Hunt Trophy to his former team, the ghost of Lamar Hunt”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=Wn9NdHpTWrg
nah, fuck that, this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ymHk3fOf0
I’m usually in favor of abolishing prisons, etc, but goddamn I’m okay with the fuckers who shot Sean rotting in a penitentiary
Bonus, intended receiver is CHAD JOHNSON
Yeah, pretty much.
COVID-19 ruin the Super Bowl.
Great D on 3rd and 10 there, Bills.
Chad Henne must have a bonus if he takes a snap in a certain number of games, otherwise this makes no sense.
Game over
It’s Super Bowl LIV? I thought we already had that one.
And yet, LIV Tyler is nawt playing the halving time
IS Denise Richards still alive? Get the band back together?
Hard to say, she has so many body parts with different ages these days.
Is Liv Ulmann still alive?
LV
That graphic was dumb then
Even bigger brain move by the bills here: give so many first downs by penalty that the Chefs will HAVE to score and give the ball back.
That’s 3-dimensional . . . checkers
Beeergh has not checked out of this one though.
Is Tyreek Hill coaching the Chiefs defense now?
You might want to give Patty the hook.
Oh what the everloving sweet slow fuck?
Adding this to my lexicon.
*Chef’s kiss*
Seriously, why put Mahomes out there?
Leadership?
Royal Rumble!
looks like andy reid is gonna throw a punch
me: so if all the coaches get in a fight, who wins?
15 seconds pass
dad: ………… Ditka
beat
we burst out laughing
Pretty sure Ditka and Forrest Gregg got into it at some point
After the Charles Martin cheap shot if I recall.
that green bay tram had two wins, nothing to play for, and apparently gregg has zero fucking problem with his team head hunting.
What is it about double g Gregg football coaches. Wasn’t Gregg Williams the Bountygate guy?
my grandpa theorized there was a strong mutual dislike between the two.
in 1985 the bears beat green bay in the first meeting. some six weeks later in the night game in lambeau someone put a bag of literal horse shit in Ditka’s locker, all investigations pointed to gregg
It’s Saleh and it’s not going to be close, or pretty.
Only punch Reid is throwing is his glass to the floor, because it’s sugar free.
Any sprots journalist who couches their take on this with “but you love to see him protect his quarterback” should be drawn and quartered in the town square, for all to see.
But why not? Game’s over. Penalty was meaningless. Nobody got injured. Why not take a shot at the guy just to let him know there’s no freebies on the QB?
I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THE BILLS WOULD GO FOR A FIELD GOAL LATE, JEEBUZ!
Even Shanklor has turned off this game
/Shank’lor, (I use the pre-Avignon schism spelling), sitting in the john, smoking a cigarette and reading the horse sheets.
(Phone rings)
Y’ello? What? They’re still playing? I’ll be ri…Ah, y’know what? Screw it; let’em have the FG, I’m busy.
Second dumbest rule in the NFL: personal fouls offset even if one team gets three and the other one.
OMG, another Bills FG?
Wait, Buffalo got 3 personal fouls and KC got one, and they all offset? How does that make sense?
“Hey, we got one of each, let’s go stomp the fuck out of them!”
Creates all kinds of dumb incentives.
My rule change would be that a procedure penalty should never cancel out a 15 yarder.
“Let’s call the whole thing off.”
-Refs
Ref got a hype man backing him up with the numbers
Refs just said “fuck it, offsetting for everybody”
Like we used to call during pickup football arguments:
DO OVER
Dawkins should get ejected (and Allen should buy him a car). But so should Okafor — the whistle blew and he slammed him down anyway and that would be his second personal foul.
Hurry the fuck up refs. This game is over and these penalties are meaningless.
Andy Reid is pissed because he timed his souffle to the end of this game and now it’s going to fall. IT’S GOING TO FALL, GODDAMN THE LOT OF YOU!!!
I’d be okay with Andy just eating souffle on the sideline.
Please tell me we get 4th & 70
And then they score on a screen.
why are these idiots faulting them for going for 2 on the touchdown they got instead of the imaginary touchdowns that they did not get? This seems strange to me. Monty?
Personal foul to stop the clock, big brain move by the Bills.
Late Game Funny Business!
Hell yea everybody lose your tempers
That should actually have been another 15-yarder on Okafor, who seems sort of dumb.
Did not see Allen throw the ball in Okafor’s face. Okafor still doesn’t seem likely to find the cure for, well anything really, but Allen’s gonna be right there with him in the same lab, spilling viruses all over the floor and starting fires in the kitchen.
Handbags
“Hambags? Where?”
-Andy Reid
Andy Reid’s current conference on the sideline: “No, I distinctly ordered extra fries and extra onion rings. Well when have you ever known me to order singles of each, huh? Answer me that, smart guy!”
“But I put out the hams team, how did that happen!?”
-Andy R.
“They needed to be steamed.” -Seymour S., Springfield
City ham, Andy, not country ham.