Your Footy/Football Sunday Open Thread (w/bonus mini NFC Championship preview!)

I’m not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that’s pretty much everyone that’s playing) the amount of ball-washing that’s going to take place just turns me off. They’re both unlikeable folk and it’s merely a matter of degrees. Aw hell, it’ll probably be on in the background and I’ll probably be right here because I can’t quit you guys.

So I guess while we wait for that to unfold the soccer dudes can fill the void. A very quick peek at the tilts on offer tell me that Cola’s Fulham plays Burnley, that rockingdog’s Chelsea is at Luton and ManU and Liverpool are going to go at it. Perhaps others could tell us what they’re watching on ye olde telly or what’s being read or done. Otherwise… [shoulders slump]

TO THE GAME!

Bucs/Packers:

-A.B is out for this one but perhaps more importantly (for Tampa) Vita Vea is in. Who’s he? He’s a man mountain space-eater guy that plays nose tackle and clogs up the running game. His contribution to stopping the run game is not insignificant and he can also get after the qb. He’s missed the last thirteen games so I’m not sure how many snaps he’ll get.

-Yes, the Packers have played well but they have done so against the league’s easiest schedule. They’ve only beaten three teams that ended the season with a winning record. (I don’t recall them moving to the NFC East though, huh)

-Much has been made of the first game played between these two-the end result being Rodgers’ worst game of the year by far.

-How did the Bucs do it? They blitzed. And blitzed. They went balls-out 21 times and the Packers averaged 1.9 yards per play. Everyone knows what Aaron can do from a clean, unobstructed pocket so the Bucs got it all dirty and such.

Have at it.

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Dolph Ucker

There it is! Let the meltdown begin.

Spur

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Gumbygirl

Yesssss! Fuck Brady with Gronk’s diseased dick!

Dunstan

THREE! THREE BRADY INTERCEPTIONS! I LOVE TO COUNT DREAMBOATCEPTIONS!

rockingdog

LOL
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Petronel

WOW Tommy that was awful

litre_cola

So we have hit BANANACAKES level no?

WCS

ARM PUNT

Spur

Nascar, Going to see its rating drip with most fans have to share a TV in prison.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, if the Packers had an OLine this game would be totally different

Spur

Disagree, if they had more QBs this game would be over by now.

Spur

Alright just what the Bucs needed. 3 and get the fuck out.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That pass made Rivers consider coming out of retirement

Old School Zero

Come on now, Phillip Rivers has never given one thought towards coming OUT of anything

Old School Zero

(Please interpret this by any angle you’d like)

Spur

Defense needs a Murder, Death, Kill on Rodgers here

Spur

If am Brady am pulling rank and telling Bruce to bench Evans.

Dolph Ucker

I’d love to see a full Brady meltdown soon. Maybe after the 3rd pick?

Gatoraids

Brady’s having Gronk give him the ole Gilloly on the sidelines

Dunstan

Look, I don’t believe in jinxes or that stuff, but the Packers started getting back into this game around the time I mixed my first Negroni. My glass is now empty, and I think my next move is clear.

LemonJello

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Old School Zero

Shake that thing with a whole egg for a Negroni Flip aka milkshake

Dunstan

Interesting. I’ve used egg whites before in whiskey sours and such, but never a whole egg. Perhaps for round 3.

jjfozz

Oh go eat a shit sandwich with a side of fried dicks

Old School Zero

okay you know best

Doktor Zymm

I bet fried dicks is kinda like calimari

Old School Zero

best to double fry a la belgian dick frites

Doktor Zymm

What kind of aioli though? Or just go plain mayo?

Old School Zero

I say just make a big dip array: garlic aioli, frite sauce, curry ketchup, fancy ranch, cocktail sauce

ArmedandHammered

cocktail sauce for the mountain oysters?

Old School Zero

Nothing wrong with that!

Old School Zero

just the tipped pass

rockingdog

this game is

ROCKIN

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s pretty clear that Mike Evans has money on the Packers.

LemonJello

Weekend plans two weeks from now that he can’t cancel?

Doktor Zymm

He already put down a non-refundable deposit!

Spur

Fucking Evans

Dunstan

DREAMBOATCEPTION PART DEUX!

litre_cola

Holy Fuck, here we go.

Mr. Ayo

Ruh roh!

WCS

SUDDEN CHANGE

Gatoraids

Fox should queue up the Scorpions

jjfozz

I would like to freeze Joe Buck into a solid object and use him to beat Collinsworth to death.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have a freezer you can use.

ArmedandHammered

Don’t beat him to death, take Joe’s frozen arms, shove one down Collinsworth’s throat and the other up his ass and give an Alaskan Handshake until he chokes to death.

Doktor Zymm

Fuck this is slow. Maybe I should buy a new gaming laptop, this one IS about 4 years old

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LemonJello

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Gatoraids

Ssd or bust

herodotus450

I hope you have a time machine, the computer hardware market is pretty bare these days.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I know I’m late to today’s festivities, but we’re all rooting against team mrsa, right?

litre_cola

I have them Money line so no.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I HATE the Packers but hate them less than i hate Brady

Brick Meathook

I’m rooting for Brady all the way just for the humiliation of the New England fan base.

clint greasewood

Looks that way but the Bears coalition is joining the rest of Rodgers family for obviously reasons.

Gumbygirl

I’m rooting for a small tactical meteor strike, myself!

Doktor Zymm

Gonna see if my local chinese restaurant serves evans drop soup

Old School Zero

Whatever you do, DO NOT get the Najeh Davenport Hamper Dumplings

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Petronel

Or the JPP Chinese Chicken Fingers.

Cecil Rhodes

I hear those dumplings taste like excrement.

Spur

An Evans Drop. A Story

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

King acting like his coverage had anything to do with that egregious drop.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY ST. BROWN I CALL HIM AN AUTO MECHANIC BECAUSE HIS HANDS ARE APPARENTLY COVERED IN GREASE.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I know that’s not very good but I gotta limber up before I start taking the big swings.

jjfozz

FROZEN TUNDRA! LOMBARDI! FANS OWN THE TEAM! BICYCLES TO PRACTICE!

Go fuck yourself Green Bay

Dolph Ucker

Nice hate. Lotta game left.

jjfozz

FAVRE! BRATS! FAT WHITE PEOPLE! SNOW!

Gumbygirl

I like snow.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ah Adrian Amos, another example of that classic football archetype, guy the Bears decided wasn’t good who was then awesome on the Packers

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Brocky

I still laugh at douchebag packers fans who to say julius peppers was better in green bay than Chicago because he got 7 sacks

Doktor Zymm

Sacks of potatoes?

jjfozz

Man St Brown, did you have shit all over your hands?

bk109

And back to lurking, ’cause the new CP2077 bandaid for a main battery magazine fire finished installing 😀

Senor Weaselo

So, it’s somehow more buggy, right?

bk109

No, I’m just saying that after the game has already done its best impression of the British battlecruisers at Jutland impression, doing small hotfix patches is … annoying
Edit: I mean – some small bugs have been fixed, but on the PC side of things the real annoyances are more than skin deep – the broken police system, the surprising shallowness of the optional gameplay… Basically, nothing that can be papered over wih hotfixes and minor updates

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Gatoraids

Rodgers going to martyr Saint Brown after the game

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I assume that St. Brown is the patron saint of doing Cleveland things.

Doktor Zymm

Too bad these Buccs would crush the US Navy team

Senor Weaselo

The Bucs that would lose is team MOGA, as opposed to MRSA.

Also they play at Killing Field.

jjfozz

Helmet to Helmet – sounds like an old John Holmes movie

Gatoraids

Tampa shocked cuz that worked last week

jjfozz

The Cold Frozen FUNDRA!

jjfozz

Fuckos, how you all doing

litre_cola

Glad to see you haven’t murdered anyone recently!

jjfozz

That’s a day by day decision

LemonJello

Better than the Jaguras under Grampy Coughlin!

Brocky

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Doktor Zymm

Much like these teams, I too have a big powerful back

LemonJello

“How much did you pay for…oh, you said back, nevermind.”
-J.Richardson

rockingdog

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Spur

Against anyone else that BS flag stands. Dreamboat magic

bk109

I do wonder – in Grumbygirl’s (and the other Steeler faithful) professional opinion – if team MRSA get AB a ring, will the greater Pittsburgh area get transformed into \/ from sheer anGRRR
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Petronel

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Doktor Zymm

Is that Volcano NP after 2018?

Petronel

It’s the Hellmouth from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer show (or what remained of it).

Gumbygirl

We would not be happy campers, that’s for sure!

Brick Meathook

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litre_cola

We haz game?

Cecil Rhodes

If AAron scores a TD, yeah, you betcha.

Petronel

We do now!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What’s funny is that State Farm thought Aaron would be *happy* to hear that there was no special discount for anyone with the last name “Rodgers”.

Brocky

if we’re doing rick rude stories, stone cold has a great one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5KFu65Cupg&feature=youtu.be

Gatoraids

Snorts line of cheeto dust …ALRIGHT were one Tom Brady pick 6 from being back in this