I’m not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that’s pretty much everyone that’s playing) the amount of ball-washing that’s going to take place just turns me off. They’re both unlikeable folk and it’s merely a matter of degrees. Aw hell, it’ll probably be on in the background and I’ll probably be right here because I can’t quit you guys.
So I guess while we wait for that to unfold the soccer dudes can fill the void. A very quick peek at the tilts on offer tell me that Cola’s Fulham plays Burnley, that rockingdog’s Chelsea is at Luton and ManU and Liverpool are going to go at it. Perhaps others could tell us what they’re watching on ye olde telly or what’s being read or done. Otherwise… [shoulders slump]
TO THE GAME!
Bucs/Packers:
-A.B is out for this one but perhaps more importantly (for Tampa) Vita Vea is in. Who’s he? He’s a man mountain space-eater guy that plays nose tackle and clogs up the running game. His contribution to stopping the run game is not insignificant and he can also get after the qb. He’s missed the last thirteen games so I’m not sure how many snaps he’ll get.
-Yes, the Packers have played well but they have done so against the league’s easiest schedule. They’ve only beaten three teams that ended the season with a winning record. (I don’t recall them moving to the NFC East though, huh)
-Much has been made of the first game played between these two-the end result being Rodgers’ worst game of the year by far.
-How did the Bucs do it? They blitzed. And blitzed. They went balls-out 21 times and the Packers averaged 1.9 yards per play. Everyone knows what Aaron can do from a clean, unobstructed pocket so the Bucs got it all dirty and such.
Have at it.
There it is! Let the meltdown begin.
Yesssss! Fuck Brady with Gronk’s diseased dick!
THREE! THREE BRADY INTERCEPTIONS! I LOVE TO COUNT DREAMBOATCEPTIONS!
LOL
WOW Tommy that was awful
So we have hit BANANACAKES level no?
ARM PUNT
Nascar, Going to see its rating drip with most fans have to share a TV in prison.
Man, if the Packers had an OLine this game would be totally different
Disagree, if they had more QBs this game would be over by now.
Alright just what the Bucs needed. 3 and get the fuck out.
That pass made Rivers consider coming out of retirement
Come on now, Phillip Rivers has never given one thought towards coming OUT of anything
(Please interpret this by any angle you’d like)
Defense needs a Murder, Death, Kill on Rodgers here
If am Brady am pulling rank and telling Bruce to bench Evans.
I’d love to see a full Brady meltdown soon. Maybe after the 3rd pick?
Brady’s having Gronk give him the ole Gilloly on the sidelines
Look, I don’t believe in jinxes or that stuff, but the Packers started getting back into this game around the time I mixed my first Negroni. My glass is now empty, and I think my next move is clear.
Shake that thing with a whole egg for a Negroni Flip aka milkshake
Interesting. I’ve used egg whites before in whiskey sours and such, but never a whole egg. Perhaps for round 3.
Oh go eat a shit sandwich with a side of fried dicks
okay you know best
I bet fried dicks is kinda like calimari
best to double fry a la belgian dick frites
What kind of aioli though? Or just go plain mayo?
I say just make a big dip array: garlic aioli, frite sauce, curry ketchup, fancy ranch, cocktail sauce
cocktail sauce for the mountain oysters?
Nothing wrong with that!
just the tipped pass
this game is
ROCKIN
It’s pretty clear that Mike Evans has money on the Packers.
Weekend plans two weeks from now that he can’t cancel?
He already put down a non-refundable deposit!
Fucking Evans
DREAMBOATCEPTION PART DEUX!
Holy Fuck, here we go.
Ruh roh!
SUDDEN CHANGE
Fox should queue up the Scorpions
I would like to freeze Joe Buck into a solid object and use him to beat Collinsworth to death.
I have a freezer you can use.
Don’t beat him to death, take Joe’s frozen arms, shove one down Collinsworth’s throat and the other up his ass and give an Alaskan Handshake until he chokes to death.
Fuck this is slow. Maybe I should buy a new gaming laptop, this one IS about 4 years old
Ssd or bust
I hope you have a time machine, the computer hardware market is pretty bare these days.
I know I’m late to today’s festivities, but we’re all rooting against team mrsa, right?
I have them Money line so no.
I HATE the Packers but hate them less than i hate Brady
I’m rooting for Brady all the way just for the humiliation of the New England fan base.
Looks that way but the Bears coalition is joining the rest of Rodgers family for obviously reasons.
I’m rooting for a small tactical meteor strike, myself!
Gonna see if my local chinese restaurant serves evans drop soup
Whatever you do, DO NOT get the Najeh Davenport Hamper Dumplings
Or the JPP Chinese Chicken Fingers.
I hear those dumplings taste like excrement.
An Evans Drop. A Story
King acting like his coverage had anything to do with that egregious drop.
THIS GUY ST. BROWN I CALL HIM AN AUTO MECHANIC BECAUSE HIS HANDS ARE APPARENTLY COVERED IN GREASE.
I know that’s not very good but I gotta limber up before I start taking the big swings.
FROZEN TUNDRA! LOMBARDI! FANS OWN THE TEAM! BICYCLES TO PRACTICE!
Go fuck yourself Green Bay
Nice hate. Lotta game left.
FAVRE! BRATS! FAT WHITE PEOPLE! SNOW!
I like snow.
Ah Adrian Amos, another example of that classic football archetype, guy the Bears decided wasn’t good who was then awesome on the Packers
I still laugh at douchebag packers fans who to say julius peppers was better in green bay than Chicago because he got 7 sacks
Sacks of potatoes?
Man St Brown, did you have shit all over your hands?
And back to lurking, ’cause the new CP2077 bandaid for a main battery magazine fire finished installing 😀
So, it’s somehow more buggy, right?
No, I’m just saying that after the game has already done its best impression of the British battlecruisers at Jutland impression, doing small hotfix patches is … annoying
Edit: I mean – some small bugs have been fixed, but on the PC side of things the real annoyances are more than skin deep – the broken police system, the surprising shallowness of the optional gameplay… Basically, nothing that can be papered over wih hotfixes and minor updates
Rodgers going to martyr Saint Brown after the game
I assume that St. Brown is the patron saint of doing Cleveland things.
Too bad these Buccs would crush the US Navy team
The Bucs that would lose is team MOGA, as opposed to MRSA.
Also they play at Killing Field.
Helmet to Helmet – sounds like an old John Holmes movie
Tampa shocked cuz that worked last week
The Cold Frozen FUNDRA!
Fuckos, how you all doing
Glad to see you haven’t murdered anyone recently!
That’s a day by day decision
Better than the Jaguras under Grampy Coughlin!
Much like these teams, I too have a big powerful back
“How much did you pay for…oh, you said back, nevermind.”
-J.Richardson
Against anyone else that BS flag stands. Dreamboat magic
I do wonder – in Grumbygirl’s (and the other Steeler faithful) professional opinion – if team MRSA get AB a ring, will the greater Pittsburgh area get transformed into \/ from sheer anGRRR
Is that Volcano NP after 2018?
It’s the Hellmouth from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer show (or what remained of it).
We would not be happy campers, that’s for sure!
We haz game?
If AAron scores a TD, yeah, you betcha.
We do now!
What’s funny is that State Farm thought Aaron would be *happy* to hear that there was no special discount for anyone with the last name “Rodgers”.
if we’re doing rick rude stories, stone cold has a great one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5KFu65Cupg&feature=youtu.be
Snorts line of cheeto dust …ALRIGHT were one Tom Brady pick 6 from being back in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkQydoiDY28&ab_channel=jdj