Good day, shall we go for our 7th spin around the globe? We shall!
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Thailand
Mae Napa – Sticky rice with Coconut Cream & Mango
I read the bag and there are three options to eat this thing. One involves hot water, one the microwave, the third was to eat it raw, I ate it rawdog. I believe that it would have been better microwaved, but there is no way I am soaking this thing in hot water for 5 minutes. They’re like a sweet glue substance that doesn’t have an off putting taste but does have a weird texture. I definitely wouldn’t go out of my way to find these and eat them again as there are better things to eat on a Khao San Road reminiscing tour. If you’ve ever been to Bangkok then you’ve probably been to Khao San Road, which is known as the backpackers ghetto. There are food stands down the whole street where you can get all sorts of street food and buckets! A bucket is a child’s beach bucket with 1 mickey of Sangthip Whiskey, can of coke, and a bottle of Thai Redbull. Rocket fuel. You can party 24 hours a day there however after midnight things do get a bit more sketchy. Always keep a keen eye out for an Adam’s apple!
Scotland
Mackie’s of Scotland Turkey and stuffing flavoUred potato crisps.
It was a chilly Canadian night and had been a long day. I bid good evening to the manservant and thanked the nanny for minding our child. I retired to the reading room for a dram and some roasted meats. Damn! The nanny cooked me nothing. She will pay for that. These “crisps” taste like Stove Top stuffing. Either you like it or you hate it and I am in the camp of loving stuffing in all forms. As a poor student I would buy bargain bacon and boxes of Stove Top stuffing and that would be my weekly meal because I would not compromise beer money for food. I don’t know if these were baked but they are a lot more dense than the usual British Crisps. I would definitely recommend these with a Brown Ale at a pub, they would be perfect. Not my fave UK chip but I wouldn’t turn them down if they were offered to me.
Taiwan
Salted Egg Yolk Popcorn
I’m very leery about what could be inside this bag, but the first problem is that I can’t open it. I need the fucking jaws of life over here. I did ask my wife, and she basically used the raccoon method to open it. which is always fun. They smell like normal popcorn but are kind of like a salty/sweet white cheddar type popcorn? They definitely have a weird funky aftertaste of which Mrs. Cola is not a fan. There are better popcorn products on the market, however the more that I eat these, the more I am enjoying them.
I am now halfway through and they are not very good.
A very strange creation Taiwan. I have been to Taiwan once and was stuck in the airport for 12 hours as a volcano was going off near Bali and the dust apparently can ruin engines. All I wanted was the flight to be delayed a full day so I could get into to town and eat so me real wild things. That being said there were some good restaurants in the airport and I had the best dumplings of my life. We both want to go back to Taiwan and actually leave the airport as the travel shows that I have seen show the island as a beautiful green space.
Russia
Mushroom Croutons.
Mushrooms are right beside mayonnaise and blue cheese on my list of hated foods. Easy open bag, and there is no smell to them whatsoever which is a blessing. At first taste they are quite bland, but straight up they taste like a cardboard box that once housed mushrooms. Texture? A bit gritty, but kinda crispy, I guess they would go well in a salad. Personally there would be no reason to ever buy these again. Mushrooms can get the hell out of here, I have tried all sorts in all ways and I do not like them whatsoever.
I just tried them again and they are bland as fuck.
Mrs. Cola’s hands smell like she has been digging for truffles and it is quite off putting. I guess the Russians like nuts because this snack box had a bunch of nut filled goodies and since I can’t eat them Mrs. Cola was very happy.
As always be safe, have a snack and a giggle.
*Tacos and sushi are not sandwiches.
This is so nice. I wish Rush Limbaugh could die every day.
Wow, for the first time in ages I actually feel kinda sleepy, so… yay! Catch y’all later, unless I waste a bit too much of my time in DCS again (apparently sim-flying F-14’s and F/A-18’s in VR lets you lose track of time 😀 )
In case anyone is concerned about speaking ill of the dead, a useful reminder of Rush Limbaugh’s view on the matter:
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Welfare check for one Hippo, King, please!
GOAL – Everton 1-3 Manchester CityBernardo Silva
I mean, it was always coming (PHRASING), didn’t even really piss me off when it happened.
I have made an executive decision. I am getting Korean fried chicken for the family tonight. Too many beers, too much hash, no cooking. (I am on vacation)
GOAL – Everton 1-2 Manchester CityRiyad Mahrez
That’s kinda unfortunate for our Hippo
Btw, litre – the no tempting with Laos thing – I liked everything there… except the kinda extensive blank spot that was caused by their snake whisky 😀
Superb country. Superb food. Superb people. Superb scenery, pity they banned the tubing down the river thing in Vang Vieng due to backpackers going to far then down the falls.
Superb Owl?
No, but I did go to the National Stadium and watch the National team play futbol!
Finally got my first snack kit and was genuinely giddy with excitement.
/or drunk, might have been drunk with excitement
Whatcha get??
Universal Yums from Italy.
Or you’re grading on a curve thanks to the whole 2020 Rona-chan-pocalypse thing going :lol ?
I know, I know… but apparently I can’t take just one shot and … uhh… there are better ways to lose brain cells (like casting my own T-34 tank hull)
Edit: What the hell – I replied that to litre’s comment above…
WarWordPress, wordpress never changes…Which one? I want input if I have forthcoming reviews.
She’s the Italian one-think you’ve done that one already.
Never hire a clown to do a Buffon’s job.
Amén.
And that’s why no one really shed a tear when we offloated Checkers in Italy 😀
First minute goal AGAIN!!
Switched to Everton, Hippo haz happy.
Juve seems to be playing through a massive hangover. WINE hangover ?
I got two bags of these in my latest box:
They’re from Indonesia but for some reason have French words on the packaging.
I’m not a big ginger person, but these are soft, chewy, and have the perfect balance of sweetness and gingery bitterness. If I can find them in a store, I’ll make sure to buy some.
Individually wrapped, too, which is great at keeping them fresh.
You realize that French is one of the most popular languages (thanks to a lot of natives not being clued on the whole “gunpowder is good” thing) 😀
Yeah, but I figured Dutch or Portuguese would be more prevalent in that part of the world.
I know about the French and Vietnam, but I didn’t think their influence extended too far beyond that with Tahiti being so far away.
Yeah, the “Dutch legacy” in that part of the world is … something people are a bit more keen to forget (it helps that unlike the Brits and Frenchies that kept ties where it truly mattered, the Dutch basically cut bait and ran)
French food in Laos is amazing with their fresh produce. Also Beer Laos.
Oh-no, I’m never stepping foot in Laos ever again so don’t tempt me with their food or beer
My buddy just put his son in Spanish Immersion here. I am currently upping my rudimentary espanol and it is way easier as I am fluent in French. I said put him in French school as it opens door in this country and he could learn Spanish later in high school once he had a grasp of a romantic language. He thought I was dumb and it is cool if his son is different. I am all for a child learning a new language (mine will) but give the kid an advantage by speaking the 2nd official language first.
Agreed. Spanish and French are highly complementary. I picked up French really easily because of my Spanish.
My new attempt is due to the 5 games in a week trip for Liga MX whenever travel is allowed again……
Sweeeeet!
There are more believable reasons to pop down sans deci or mrs litre to Tijuana, mate :p
Balls and I have a plan. (Does not involve donkeys or TJ)
“Let’s not rule anything out”
– Zombie TWBS
Donkeys? I’m not talking exploring mountains or something – I was suggesting sun, surf, peace, quiet and cheap beer…
Donkeys painted like zebras. It’s a thing in TJ where the tourists take pictures with them.
There’s also the famous “donkey show” but if you’ve been to Thailand or Amsterdam, you’ve probably seen worse.
I’ve only been to museums and football stadiums in Amsterdam, so … again, NOT googling for I can feel a disturbance in the lulz
The deck of razor blades out of her cooch in Pat Pong was too much for me. The darts were pushing it.
Yeah, I can hear your evul cackling from here, so I’m not gonna google Tijuana + donkeys …
???
Google Tijuana zebras and you’ll be fine.
Pass…
On a second note – HARD Pass… I can hear your bloody gleeful cackling from here!
Don’t worry – you’re among friends – so you don’t have to pretend that the Quebecois matter :p
(that was a joke!)
Seriously, though – going multilingual early helps both cognitive development, though frankly I’d have suggested that your buddy put his kid in a multi-lingual language course to see what aptitude for languages the kid has 😀 Ie – turns out that 3 of mine have a great ear for German and Russian, while my eldest daughter’s gone French and Japanese 🙂
do programming languages count?
/ pushes glasses up nose
// nerd
Yes, though they’ve inherited the Mediocratus Programmer’s gene from me… “As long as it runs, we can rely on Moore’s law on having our back from slowdowns 😀 “
Unrelated – apparently Zack “How the fuck I am still being allowed to make movies” Snyder is doing his cut of Justice League in 4:3, so … whenever you decide to torrent it – it’s not a bad rip, it’s just some cunt that doesn’t know any better 😀
Wait, I missed the part about being stuck in Taiwan, litre… Please tell me it wasn’t in May 2019!
Was in October 2015.
Whew, then we weren’t stuck there at the same time as it’s happened to me before with both online acquaintances and friends alike, lol. In fact, a couple of years back me and the wife accidentally found out that we’ve stayed at the same hotel when we were both kids (while digitising old some old rolls of film, I accidentally recognized my mom and dad and… blooody small world!).
I dealt with Taiwanese tourists a lot in the Rockies at the hotel I worked at. They were not nice or friendly at all. It was never on my list, but the 13 hours in the airport and watching travel docos have it on my list now. China Eastern flies their from Vancouver daily and it is inexpensive.
Yeah, it’s amusing how “fun” dealing with Taiwanese can be, especially when it comes to business matters. Thankfully – they also know (in general) when to fold them, especially when you refuse to play ball with their sudden cost overages (a good contract AND an offer sheet from a Korean or Chinese supplier goes A LONG way )
That’s crazy!
Very, lol. Also, you don’t get to tell your wife “You see that little shit glued to the TV’s coverage of the Kursk disaster on the big screen in the restaurant? … That’s me! “
5 corners conceded in first 10 minutes. I’m sure everything will be JUST FINE
Also, I did not like Khao San Road one bit. The best part of Bangkok for me were the malls. Amazingly modern, clean, cool (and that’s important because it’s fucking humid as fuck over there), and the food in the malls was incredible!
HBK is the shit. Best Teppanyaki I have ever had was on the 6th floor.
I have been stuck at the Taiwan airport too!
Unfortunately, it was late at night so all the food stuff was closed. It looked pretty awesome, though.
Btw, in case any of you starts smelling some serious sweat stank.. sorry – ’tis me… I’m gonna tke a shower at the half 😀
Also… doggos didn’t run like … at all, lol – they basically took one look at me that screamed “the fuck is wrong with that guy” and just watched me doing 10k worth of laps
What the fuck is with Juve’s kit?
Arsoned Netherlands kits
And back just in time to see ol’ Checkers make yet another howler of a blunder 😀
BAHAHAHA Juve.
Is Fulham’s keeper drunk?
I had forgotten just how dreadful a ref that Moss fatass be
ThebIrish guy should have gotten his 2nd yellow
Ugly goals need love too!
Speaking of…
that sound you just heard was Litre getting thrown out of the pub, eh?
Did not. Got laughed at, yes after my display 4 minutes earlier.
Given how things went so delightfully political… are there actual good sports to stick to before the UCL kickoff, or I can go out for a run with the doggos?
(And no – Burnley vs Fulham doesn’t count, ’cause I can listen to that on my phone)
Well, I guess not – see ya in 6 miles and change, lads!
If you needed to sleep you could listen to this.
At this point even sleeping pills have almost no effect on me(not joking btw and the doctors I’ve consulted dunno why’s that), so even a snooze fest of a game would actually be interesting enough to hamper what little drive I have to sleep
Everyone* watching the Unbearable Whiteness of Being Derby, I trust?
*not Rush Limbaugh ,, obvs
The four regions of Hell this year are called Fulham, Newcastle, Brighton, and Burnley, so he’s definitely watching this game, hopefully with his eyelids peeled off.
We have so many Nigerians, Rush hates us.
Rush Limbaugh was so disgusting that I bet the lawn dies around his headstone like that pumpkin patch in “Stranger Things.”
By the way, In honour of our not-at-all dearly departed Rush Limbaugh, I’m gonna dust off my pirated copy of Al Franken’s “Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot” (It’s ok to pirate that, tho – I’ve got a signed hardcover copy .. I just don’t want to go all the way to the house to get it)
RUSH LIMBAUGH’S DEAD!! OH HAPPY DAY!!! 2021 FUCKING RULES!!
https://www.foxnews.com/media/rush-limbaugh-dead-talk-radio-conservative-icon
Rot in hell, you miserable piece of shit.
If his casket was made of bread would that make it a miserable shit sandwich?
dumplings or GTFO.
A) Don’t start.
B) Please do not slander shit or sandwiches by associating them with Limbaugh. Both of them serve purposes that benefit us all in some way, something Limbaugh never did.
I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY MIND IN HALF AN HOUR TO BE DRAGGED INTO THIS ANY FURTHER!!!!
Fun fact, a shit sandwich is what they call Fulham’s back line.
Wrong. 2 least goals against in the last 13 games. Only Man City has given up less.
Grammar Nazi Stannis was the best.
Not quite true – his death gave us happiness AND brought us together… which is kinda useful?
A casket is only one piece. Not a sandwich.
However, like a sandwich, he had no viable opinions politically.
RIP
(Rot in poop)
Are we sure he’s actually dead? Or rather … can we throw him in a volcano just to be EXTRA sure?
Look, if they’re not guarding his grave closely I’m not saying that I’ll dig him up and drive a stake through his heart just to be sure, but I’m not not saying that either.
If shipping wasn’t an issue, I’d gladly make you a Liberator pistol clone with a silver bullet … just to cover that base as well, buuuuuuuuuut ….
We’re planning grave-robbing and corpse-desecration but by all means let’s draw the line at shipping.
I’m sorry, but have you tried to LEGALLY carry a weapon (or a 45 ton russian tank) across borders? The paperwork’s a goddamn bish… and I don’t want to risk trying to do things “the other way” 😀
I hate to say it but, sometimes, cancer is the good guy.
/slaps cancer on the ass, hard
In honour of Litre (and our other Canuckistani DFOers) … some irate Canuck Poetry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqx4PW4l9iY
I am looking forward to some delicious leftover lasagna sandwich for lunch today!
/A trembling hand reaches for the red button marked “Ban Hammer”
If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still have one lasagna.
It’s an open-faced sandwich.
Or, conversely, think of the noodles as you would the layers of bread in a club sandwich.
But the bottom layer is rarely pasta, it is the beef/veg mixture.
that’s why you use pizza or flatbread for the bottom of the sammich, DURRRRRRRR
Even in these trying times, I am intrigued by your recipes and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Though I don’t understand this term “leftovers” I would like to try a lasagna sandwich.
-A. Reid.
I like mushrooms and would never have eaten that.
Lol at the footnote
foreshadowing
/ the sound of drums can just be heard off in the distance
Nah, that’s just Hippo hitting his head in the desk again, because he just got reminded that yet another Everton “bust” (according to the journos at least) is thriving elsewhere
He wears 19 for Fulham.
Actually 18 for PSG
Unrelated – this be some good youtube.. so enjoy 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ZYsQx_sr8
Ugh, mushroom croutons. Brave, brave man!
And that is solid life advice. As the oldest, I gave my younger brother two pieces of sexual advice: 1) Always wear a condom, so you never know it feels better without; and 2) Remember, chicks don’t have Adam’s apples.
I did my job!
Smart idea on the 1st one.
Yeah, based on a sample size of one… I’ve never seen someone buy mushroom-flavoured croutons back in the old country as a snack – now, for cream soups, sure.. or for use in frying stuff… they’re fine, but for normal eatin’ … NOPE
Oddly enough they were in my Snack box. I went out yesterday to 4 markets and I would see think there is no way I would eat something for fun, and then I bought it anyway for content.
Yeah, it’s almost as if most of those snack/loot boxes use filler that no one really cares for to trick people into thinking that they’re actually worth the price of admission :p