Well, we made it through another week. In keeping with my gerenal weekend themes of gifs & videos in lieu of actual words, I raise a glass to one and all.

As we crawl along towards both summer and the lifting of COVID restrictions, I’m reminded that there are a lot of fun sports possibilities on the horizon. There’s the Tokyo Olympics, the Euro 2020/1 and the Copa America tournaments, and an August full of Aaron Rodgers rumours.

But we are nominally a sports blog, voice in my head. It would be wrong to simply ignore the fact that is the annual training camp rite of passage in northern Wisconsin – the annual Pissing Off of the Franchise Quarterback.

But it’s been that way for nigh-on 15 years…

Fine. But this isn’t over, brain.

Deal!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Ottawa vs Winnipeg – 7:00pm | CityTV
    • Montreal vs Toronto – 7:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Vancouver vs Edmonton – 10:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
      • McDavid might get to 100 points tonight.
  • NBA:
    • Washington vs Indiana – 7:00pm | NBATV
    • Memphis vs Toronto – 7:30pm | TSN4
    • Brooklyn vs Denver – 10:00pm | NBATV / TSN4
  • MLB:
    • Toronto at Houston – 7:00pm | Sportsnet1
    • Philadelphia at Atlanta – 7:20pm | FS1
    • LA Dodgers at LA Angels – 9:07pm | MLBN
  • Fisticuffs:
    • UFC:
      • UFC Fight Night: Rodriguez vs. Waterson
        • Prelims – 6:00pm | TSN2 / ESPN+
        • Main card – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN2
  • Futbol:
    • MLS:
      • Orlando City SC vs New York City – 6:00pm | ESPN
      • LAFC at LA Galaxy – 8:00pm | FOX

Oh, and SNL is being hosted by Elon Musk, with Miley Cyrus as the musicsl guest. So that should be a shit show.

My advice is to pour a large glass of something alcoholic & settle in for the evening. We still have Sunday to look forward to.

5 5 votes
Article Rating
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Subscribe
Notify of
48 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
SonOfSpam

SNL was terrible tonight and Elon Musk should be permanently encased in concrete.

yeah right

Have you seen my Sisters of Mercy tattoo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuezNswtRfo

Don T

comment image

Doktor Zymm

That rocket best not have landed on my Maldives hotel!

SonOfSpam

Your overwater and underrocket bungalow?

Doktor Zymm

Maybe it’ll be a new dive site!

Brick Meathook

Brats pan cooked in butter and dark beer with sweet/yellow onion mix.

One brat is German, one is Hungarian, the third is Polish. Not sure which is which.

comment image

Gumbygirl

Meat, meat, meatymeat! That looks good. What kind(s) of mustard are you using?

ballsofsteelandfury

One looks like it’s whole grain. The other one has to be Grey Poupon.

Brick Meathook

comment image

Gumbygirl

Medium hot, yes!

yeah right

That’s good sausageing!

Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s easy, the German one will invade the space of the other two claiming it needs the lebensraum.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That looks like a nice appetizer.” – Andy Reid, thinking this is a single photograph of nine separate pans

Brick Meathook

I had a physical on Monday and my physician recommended that I try the Keto diet to help move some numbers in to better positions.

I assumed a Keto diet was eating grubs and roots but boy was I wrong. It’s all protein and fats. Steak and eggs for breakfast, with a side of bacon! Hell yeah! Just no bread or pasta or carbs of any kind.

Tonight, real German brats from the Alpine Market in Torrance CA, pan fried in vintage cast iron with butter, onion, and German dark Dunker beer:

comment image

Last edited 3 years ago by Brick Meathook
ballsofsteelandfury

That’s interesting your doctor recommended that. I’d be interested to know how it works.

Brick Meathook

He’s been on it for years and he wears a yarmulke.

My physician is a DO, which is just as trained and qualified as an MD except an MD’s answer to everything is pharmaceuticals.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s great!

Doktor Zymm

I’ve got some bad news for you about that beer….

BeefReeferLives

Yeah, that’s a big ol carbo bomb. But ya gotta live a little.

Brick Meathook

It just boils in it and the alcohol all burns off. What little makes it to the plate is acceptable. I thought this through.

yeah right

I’ve eaten sausage there. WITH YOU!

Brick Meathook

and RTD and Balls!

BugEyedBoo

I did Atkins a while back. It works, and feels like a hack. “I’m eating bacon and losing weight?” After a while, though, you’ll go crazy for a sandwich. There might be better keto-friendly bread options now than there was when I was doing it way back when.

Beware sugar-free candy. Too much sugar alcohol will send you to the can in a hurry.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We’re having the last of the deep dish pizzas tonight. We also have some burrata that needs finishin’. It’s going to be a cheesy night.

Doktor Zymm

The best kind of night!

I have some burrata and a couple of fine looking heirloom tomatoes, wish I had some better bread to go with it though

Gumbygirl

I had sausage totellini with alfredo, and a spoonful of pesto. Crescent rolls that I filled with a little more pesto. I am completely overcheesed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I plan to watch the fuck out of the Euro this year. And then maybe go there, too.

Did anyone here gamble on where the Chinese rocket is going to land? I heard they were selling squares.

Mr. Ayo

Place your bets and watch here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysxMsuNXaIM

Gumbygirl

Gumby sez he would happily spy for China if the biggest chunk lands on the Trump family.

litre_cola

If the Rona had subsided up here I would be heading to Glasgow. Sigh.

Doktor Zymm
Sharkbait

Once this bullshit is over I would very much like to go to France*, Scotland, the England and Germany among other European destinations

*St. Martin counts since it is technically France!

ballsofsteelandfury

You can also drive a tiny bit and go to the Netherlands from St. Martin!

Doktor Zymm

I have what I assume is an open ended voucher on Air Saint-Pierre. Was supposed to visit that little slice of France last July.

And St. Martin is awesome, sooo many good restaurants right on a quality beach!

litre_cola

SecsiMexi playoff time!

scotchnaut

Fuck off with the National Anthem.

litre_cola

Always.

SonOfSpam

Yours, ours, or both?

scotchnaut

Yes.

Last edited 3 years ago by scotchnaut
BeefReeferLives

Elon & Miley on SNL? That’s an epic amount of crazy on one stage….

I’m hoping for a skit of a radio show in which Elon clears a 5 foot bong whilst Miley grinds on him.

Last edited 3 years ago by BeefReeferLives
ballsofsteelandfury

It’s amazing to me that SNL is still a thing. I remember in high school people bitching about it not being good any more.

Gumbygirl

I was in high school when it started. It was good back then!
I am old as fuck.

images (2).jpeg
BeefReeferLives

I think people have been saying that since Belushi left…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel bad for Miley. She comes across as a friendly, goofy weirdo and people seem to hate on her way more than she deserves.

litre_cola

Like DFO?