Request Line: Dentistry

INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT

[a scream is heard]

[another scream, louder]

[two screams in quick succession]

[finally, a scream that starts at a volume of 7 and goes all the way up to a volume of 9]

CUT TO: INT. BOXCAR – EARLY MORNING

The PRODUCER, asleep on a mound of straw, wakes up in a cold sweat.

PRODUCER: Huh.  That gives me an idea.

Today we’re looking for songs that involve all things of an oral nature.  Teeth, lips, gums, biting, chewing, anything along those lines.  I’ll get us started with a nice little tune about vampires from the recently renamed Say Hi.

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE THEY’LL ALWAYS BE SAY HI TO YOUR MOM TO ME GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

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Gumbygirl

But you know I’m never really sure, if you’re just kissing to be clever
https://youtu.be/hFVuuRxM2VU

scotchnaut

I was taking a washroom break (no more peeing in mason jars for me!) and thought of this ditty and ran back to my computer. I’m a silly person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMD2TwRvuoU&ab_channel=JoJoIsTheBestOfAll

Dunstan

Dude.

scotchnaut

C’mon, name another Pinniped that can sing that well! Most of them just bark.

BeefReeferLives

A double shot, of sorts…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqVR0VrpTII

scotchnaut

You done Inceptified the dadgum theme, is what you did thar!

BeefReeferLives

Waaaall shitFIRE & thankyall kindly.

Dunstan

Disappointing lack of Canadian content in this thread. Let’s fix that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwkNsWcFy1Q

BeefReeferLives

Here’s a little ditty by a fever brained fool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuRMlQE0f8g

BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives

It’s a triple shot from a treasonous trump humping twat!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr4mUDULOCU

Dunstan

Same title, different song, non-douchebag artist (as far as I know):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvlLMvNg8tw

litre_cola

Oh jesus did I laugh at the Jeff Fisher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

Gumbygirl

Elmo sez brush your teef
https://youtu.be/wxMrtK-kYnE

scotchnaut

Teef spelled backwards is ‘foot’. Weird, huh?

Gumbygirl

Brush them too, just to be safe!

Dunstan

Going way back to a song written by Robert Burns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek8iJtCnI2M

scotchnaut

Little Known Trivia: This Quartershark was sacked by Lawrence Taylor more than any other player at the same position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs&ab_channel=GoldenApple%E2%9C%94

Dunstan

In tribute to the recently-departed Jim Steinman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wO8toxinoc

Senor Weaselo
BeefReeferLives
Gumbygirl

There’s always room for Jello.

SonOfSpam

A slightly slurred voice comes through the ether…

“Hang on a minute, babe…no, I mean go ahead and ring up the Doritos and just put your number on the receipt…wait, why don’t you give out receipts? Oh, right, there aren’t any returns in this realm. Anyway, when’s your shift over? I can just hang out by the magazines until…right, the song. I forgot about this one. Here’s another legendary band, or maybe the same one. No, honey I was talking to my friends on the blog. Yeah, they’re still living. Well, one’ll be here soon but he doesn’t know it yet…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKAwIwjHwZI&ab_channel=ThePunkRockwins

BeefReeferLives
scotchnaut
TheRevanchist

I’m not big on country music, but some Dirty-Mouthed Flo is just okay with me.

https://youtu.be/Shc2hy5-AH4

TheRevanchist

I didn’t even think of this one, so shame on me.

So, in summary…

You win this time, Dr Naut, but I will be back next week at this same time, same channel, to try another post that will defeat you!

Dunstan
BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives
SonOfSpam

/buys 3 cans of Aqua Net
//rips holes in jeans
///eyeline is on point

FUCK YEAH READY FOR FRIDAY NIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIt3OGra3Lo&ab_channel=GROUPLOVEGROUPLOVEOfficialArtistChannel

Gumbygirl

If you want to change the world
https://youtu.be/3PVFsSNyCHg

yeah right

Love this band.

BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives

“Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=220xlHky1SY

SonOfSpam

He’s only 21 years old.

BeefReeferLives

Meth is a helluva drug!!

Gumbygirl

Ram is his best record, and I will fight anyone who disagrees
https://youtu.be/0XjxQVCDepA

SonOfSpam

Inspired by the Astrud Gilberto song, I decided to post something equally classy and melodic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdHMWVJoS8&ab_channel=SteelyDanSteelyDanOfficialArtistChannel

BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives
Gumbygirl

Here’s one right in the kisser
https://youtu.be/kM8zHRW-2GA

Gumbygirl

That isn’t what I meant to post. Oh well!

Gumbygirl
BeefReeferLives
SonOfSpam

(disembodied voice floats in from the ether)
Well, since someone already took my Katy Perry song, how bout one from the greatest band ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnNclyiyPHQ&ab_channel=L%C3%A9o%27sSongsL%C3%A9o%27sSongs

Gumbygirl

Dude.

SonOfSpam

Haven’t heard this in a while. Good call.

SonOfSpam

“Obviously he still wants to hear what I’m saying, bur since the music is louder I’ll just talk louder.”

SonOfSpam

In retrospect, we should all have known Morrissey was not “only joking” because he’s a joyless prick. Good song, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoKQwquHKQo

Gumbygirl

He is an unhappy camper

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Gumbygirl

I know, that made me laugh too!

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BeefReeferLives
blaxabbath

Currently getting my colonic here. I’ve been taking dumps my whole life; nothing is like this one.

Also, America needs better toilet practices than the current throne design.

TheRevanchist

My favorite REM song
https://youtu.be/Kd5M17e7Wek