Welp, let’s get this over with. There’s nothing to be said that hasn’t already been uttered over and over again.
To The Game!
Bucs/Pats:
-I guess the singular question for New England is whether cautious and underwhelming rook qb Macaroon Jones can find anyone in the secondary on a consistent basis.
-As you know, Bucs cb’s are fussing with injuries. Davis is uncertain, Murphy-Bunting is on I.R. and Jamal Dean is out for this one. And let me tell you, Richard Sherman isn’t walking through the damn door anytime… Uh, what?
-So yeah, Richard Sherman is walking through that door and apparently starting as well according to a few sites. It’s funny in that I heard Sherm himself say on the radio that he needed at least a week to get into shape and up to speed. Huh.
-Of course if you’re PPR’ing in a league it’s a full go for Jacobi “No TD’s” Meyers. He just might end up with 18 targets if the game script has the Pats falling behind early. Do they have anyone that can go long? No one comes to mind.
-Let’s not all lose sight of the bigger picture here-the Pats could be sitting at 1-3 later tonight.
Guh. I spent more time on this than I wanted to. (it wasn’t very much time anyway) As Belichick would say, “Do Your Job”, in the comments.
“That’s a 3-read progression” Cris gushes, as Mac Jones hurls the ball straight into the ground, then follows up with an interception into double-coverage.
He does it the
whiteright way!I love how the other team, and the broadcast crews stay in Providence, the closer city. But they show Boston all the time.
Tom Brady gets no Broken Record Ceremony? Somehow I’m expecting Goodell to declare this game a Palpably Unfair Act and order it replayed from the start.
But Brady will get to keep the yards he gets during this version of the game
Update;
There’s there’s 4 ppl here including myself.
Gonna wag more than bark and befriend the bartender.
Befriending the bartender is always a smart move
Feel like they’re missing another “S” for Strip Clubs.
DMX is dead. quick! let’s use his most popular song to sell amazon.
Half the internet already runs on AWS. Why do they need to advertise?
It’s a weird use of their unlimited money. The average person isn’t going to just go out and “buy” some AWS. It’s more of a PR move than an advertisement. Odd thing to promote.
Yeah, I’ve seen ads for SAP when I was bored enough to watch golf or tennis.
“I’d like one AWS, please.”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
“Oh! Okay, I’d like one AWS meal, please.”
Is that the Duchess of Sussex?
you and I both know she’s too light skinned
Todd Haley and Steve Belichek own matching camaros with primer paint scattered across the hood, hanging from the rearview mirror is a Hustler air freshener and each car has a tape deck with a copy of Boston’s first album permanentl stuck in them
Gee, I hope when Brady breaks whatever record he shares with Brees, (most bad faith advertising?), they stop the game for a 30-minute slupfest.
Stand by for Peak Brady Fellatio.
Belichick’s son? Bill Belichick reproduced?!
Mitosis
“MO-AH LIKE MIGHT-OSIS BECAWSE HE’S THE MIGHTY BILLY B! GO PATS! YANKEES SUCK!”
Yeah, with your mom.
Some spores fell into a vat of lipids
“matching wits with Steve Belichek”
Oh god, there’s a contest.
Bucs DC proceeds to down shots of bleach.
The NFL letting players choose their numbers reminds me of the mindset that gives trophies to everyone, just for participating
I missed the start. Did the New England fans give Tom Brady a hero’s welcome or accuse him of being an active homosexual?
“Too big a moment, too big a game” spews Cris, talking about the 4th game of a rebuilding season.
7th Round Rookie RB takes snaps due to injuries to all QBs; throws incomplete pass
Cris: “They guy needs to be pulled. He’s clearly not the anaswer.”
jesus fuck what a horrible call
If that’s not a forced fumble by the D then are we even playing football anymore?
Guess we’re done here.
The answer is no, we are not playing football anymore.
We haven’t been playing football since the 1990s.
RIP Meyers. May Belichick have mercy on your soul.
Nevermind. Refs still instinctually favor the P*ts.
Guess the checks are still cashing.
When the NFL expands to Australia, the team should be called the Fighting Emus
Look! a fan has a jersey that’s half one teama dn half the other!
IVE NEVER FUCKINGSEEN THAT IN A BILLION YEARS AND I JIZZED MY PANTS
See my comment below.
I yelled DOUCHE at my screen when it appeared.
I regret nothing.
The Frankenjersey concept needs to die a horribly slow and painful death.
watching casual track drag racing is a good way to drown out the game audio.
THEYRE BOOING TOM BRADY IT IS THE END OF TIMES
FUCK ALL OF THEM
Most NE fans are terrible.
Also younger than 25
Mac from Quinzieee
Bahahaha
Evening lizard people. Yankees-Red Sox at Fenway. The Wild Card Game nobody wanted, because fuck you if you thought chaos would actually reign.
Just waiting for all the Bucky Fucking Dent callbacks
I will be at that game.
I am not wearing Yankees gear, because I am not suicidal.
I find khakis and a subtle navy polo do the job.
Right as rain
Say no more.
Much love Brother Weaselo. Actually rooting for you this time.
reviewing my comments from friday night, yeah no wonder i fell asleep on the floor. didn’t even make the couch.
For what it’s worth, you had me laughing hard. Your posts were damned entertaining.
I have this thing where I’m kinda drunk, but going to bed would be a good idea, then i drink another bourbon and beer, always gotta go right up to the tipping point and stumble over it.
however, I am glad you were entertained cause yesterday morning was not fun
I imagine it was rough.
Prior to Mrs. In TX’s sobriety, I used to do something similar. We’d go out and get a good liquor on, and after we’d come home and consummate, argue, say goodnight, or some combination of those, I’d stay downstairs, drink, and play video games for another hour or two. Many mornings I awoke on the couch with a ripping headache and a nearly-full “one last drink” to accompany me.
BLEERGH ain’t wastin’ no time.
Steve Belichick vs Brady at long last
“Real story tonight is someone going back to Boston after leaving” – edsbs on twitter
It begins
Need Mike Evans and Fournette to get some TD’ssss against this Pats defense.
Gooooo Foootballll!!!🏈
Evans with 40 and Im good thanks Tyreek on other team
Found a funny;
When I say “I’ll be there in spirit” I mean I’m haunting you
I think the bourble is going to 21 tonight.
Did they ask Tawwmy From Quinzee if he was gonna cheer for Brady?
They asked his mom apparently.
YAH FACKIN TELL EM MAH!!!
Legally he changed his name to Mac from Quinzee
YES!!!! 🙌
New recurring character on DFO.
That would be Rocking!!!
Baahahahaha
Was it Antonio Brown that used to jerk off on his bible study partner?
Maybe he was just being a Baptist
This is RockingDog
Reporting live from a bar here in New England!
Yay Football! 🏈
Would you say “That’s barking’!”
I very much look forward to rockingdog updates throughout the evening.
They are reading tweets from patriots fans
first, i had no idea patriots fans knew about twitter
second i didn’t know they could read or write
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT TOM BRADY GOT EMOTIONAL?
YES
EMOTIONAL
EMOTIONAL
HEY FUCK TOM BRADY
Emo Tom Brady is Emo
Although I prefer Emu Tom Brady
I just hope everyone in Gillette Stadium tears their ACLs at the same time Tom Brady does. And then they all die like Jonestown.
I really don’t think I can watch this
I love all the people at home who are hating on Tom Brady right now. I can feel the entire nation’s hate filling up my loins.
I like the dude, mainly from all the fantasy football teams he’s help me with. A great talent.
Immensely talented. Best QB in NFL history.
A total weirdo and a MAGA dipshit Trump supporter. So while we recognize the talent, we can also hate the man.
my youngest is making his first holy communion next year and i’ve had to sit through a parent meeting about that, and today i got to sit in a meeting about reconciliation
what a heaping load of bullshit.
like my friend said, “I was a Catholic until the priest was raping my classmates and all they did was cover it up.”
Yeah, I get it.
Former Baptist here.
The level of hypocrisy at all levels of the church and in all denominations is staggering. Far be it from me to criticize another’s beliefs, but the church and its rules don’t really hold up very well under scrutiny.
THIS GAME TONIGHT I CALL IT A JOHN HOLMES FILM FESTIVAL BECAUSE OF ALL THE JIZZ THAT’S GOING TO BE FLYING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
I just found out about the Urban Meyer video. Holy crap.
Christian values.
Glass blowers call their furnaces “glory holes.”
The more you know.
Best DFS haul I’ve ever had today. Thanks Boris!
That’s Rockingggg!
I am having fun watching 60 Minutes. It’s the interview with the FB whistleblower
Is it you?
I don’t have enough savings yet to be a whistleblower. It is a data scientist though!
DId you get the new job?
Had a follow up interview on Friday, so don’t know yet
“And, they claim the coffee in the break room is dark roast Sumatra beans, but it’s actually Ethiopian…”
Tom Brady’s team is playing New England? That’s an intriguing game. Wondering why no one brought it up.
FUN FACT: TB QB Tom Brady used to play for the Pats.
Not many ppl know that
No joke? I had no idea. Next, you’ll tell me Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
Guys, they catch fish in Seattle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG_OK33HBWI
Brick do you know about tight ends who may have played basketball as well?
Here’s another one: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard. Very few people are aware and no one ever mentions it.
JJIMMY GRAHAM USED TO PLAY BASKETBALL!!!! DO YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT? DO YOU?!?!?
I plan to find a stream for this in a language where I have no idea. I can’t do the slurpfest but have $$$ involved.