Was The Game of the Century everything you’d hoped it would be? Certainly the rain helped but I figured it’s deep down in Belichick’s bones, the desire to ‘ugly up’ a tilt that has so much attention drawn to it.
Fall Out:
-The Non-Apology Apology Tour continues. “Distraction”? Is it really possible to be an ubersuccessful college coach and not be that far up your own ass? This is typical, “Oh fuck, got caught. Meh…” That’s what you get for renting a coach for one year, Jags.
-Careful What You Wish For: Chapter The Two-Trey Lance was inserted (ewww!) into the game and cruised along at a 50% completion rate and had some yards and a few scores and a QBR of 39.4. He not ready either.
-Addition By Subtraction, thy name is “Jon Bostic Season-Ending Injury”. I noted just yesterday that one of the most obvious weaknesses in the previously-vaunted TEAM D was the immense lack of coverage ability exhibited by Mr. Bosco. Next man up, I guess.
-The Chiefs D has been sui generis (may not mean what I wanted it to but I’m up against the cloche. But I’ve got faith that DC Steve Spagnuolo will get things figured out. He’s been down this road before and Mahomes and his buddies can buy him some time by decorating the scoreboard a whole bunch on a weekly basis.
To The Game!
Raiders/Chargers:
-Does anyone think that Carr can keep this up? Second-rated passer? Only 2 interceptions? Tossing the ball downfield on the regular? Or will he have the same weird late-ish career renaissance that Rich Gannon had? Nope. Everything Chucky sneers at turns to mud.
-Even if you buy in on Carr you can’t leverage it in fantasy of DFS because all six of his TD throws have gone to separate players.
-There’s a sizeable hole in the Chargers o-line that goes by the name of Storm Norton. Herbert has been side-stepping/moving up in the pocket constantly and hasn’t been nailed just yet but it’s coming. Last week Norton gave up 11(!) pressures all by his lonesome. Paging Maxx Crosby.
-As someone playing Herbert, Allen, Williams and their kicker, is it too much to ask for a little ol’ shootout at SoFi Corral?
Have at it you animals.
Drove to my local Kaiser office today and I’m happy to announce that I’m fully flu vaccinated for the season.
Easy as fuck too. They had a tent out in the parking lot and everything.
I feel iron clad.
Going to read, later ma taters!
Scrape a win together by the skin of my teeth
Pooch Punt. Everyone take a drink.
Way ahead of you.
Damnit where was this earlier today
Texas sized 10-4?
SUDDEN MOMENTUM CHANGE
Talk about BLEERGH bailing asses out there.
BLEEERGH!!
THUNDER IN THE OC.
(not a male strip act, just a weather report)
Carr: “Okay guys, we need a big play here. As big as The Love Cats was for The Cure back in ’83. Two, three, BREAK!”
O-Line: [looks at each other, shrugs shoulders] “RIGHT! Um…break?”
Offensive line: “Let’s move like caged tigers, no we couldn’t be closer than this”
I fucking love that teams go for it on 4th down now.
Bolts are nailing their calls.
-Blair Walsh
I would like to go to sleep but this has gotten intriguing.
It has. I think it calls for another finger of rye
Attacks on Sinema turn increasingly personal (msn.com)
Republican Protestors invade the United States Congress. Democratic Protestors invade bathrooms. Its amazing both sides refuse to acknowledge how similar they are; they all like to invade shithouses.
Damn, Ruggs is fasst.
Charger wr does a ‘down and out’ on a flea flicker. Son, that ain’t the way that play works.
“Got it.”
proceed to runs a -1 yard WR screen route
I made delicious nachos for dinner. And we suddenly have a game!
Judging by the attire, consignment nightgowns is the foulest of rackets.
Shame RTD is going to miss this comeback.
TMR wins out again.
There was no way that wasn’t going to be pass interference on the Raiders home field.
I have a weather radar app and SoCal is going to get with a second wave of thunderstorms in a short while.
Worst. Submarine. Story. Ever.
oh I can tell worse ones
You already have.
POW! ZAM! BOOF!
His bunkmate was nicknamed “Doppler” but that somehow had to do with felching.
Oh my.
New guys had to sleep on their stomachs with their underpants on backwards, or so they were told.
Trust me, I have a thousand more jokes about this than you can imagine.
“get hit”
“Introducing Budweiser Zero. Zero calories. Zero Taste. Zero Interest.”
“And the Raiders have a pulse here!”
So I guess Lyle Alzado isn’t in the building.
MOAR Ekeler plz.
The only valid explanation for the Facebook outage? Capybaras have gained sentience.
They are awesome and weird and I hope this is true.
I welcome their leadership.
I would VERY MUCH like a capybara assistant. Or supervisor, if that’s what will seal the deal.
Okay…the Brothers Manning are not on TV. I’m going to watch the MNF Main Broadcast. I’m sure its not too bad.
OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Have a tide pod with a bleach chaser you will be blind and deaf in no time.
No way I was watching the main broadcast sober.
To be fair I wasnt going to watch the Mannings without drinking either so…
A story told in 3 parts
You trusted a former colonizer of the dark continent?
I vote Murray
Hey just because someone else is trying to undo a result in Arizona doesn’t mean I should to
Sorry about that!
Facebook Data Center earlier:
As long as Ekeler doesn’t put up another 40, I’m good in fantasy, so I’m not bothering with this game either.
I need 5 more from him.
Today’s Facebook Outage – Artistic Interpretation
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Can we file Berman’s Fastest Three Minutes being around for 25+ years under “Everything That’s Wrong With Cable TV”?
Fuck Boomer is boring and the highlights are useless
When he retires, do you think ESPN just makes a hologram of him and keeps that segment going? Theyve got to have enough audio to stitch any phrase together
He’s basically the last of the ESPN old guard, still doing the same schtick that stopped being novel, clever, funny, or interesting in the 90s. They’ll never send him packing because there’s still a contingent of 50-somethings who consider his barking a warm embrace.
It’s a frickin’ holdover from a time when you had to sit in front of a TV at 11 on a Sunday night or actively go through a newspaper the next morning (that wouldn’t have the late scores listed). Jeezuz fuckballs!
I don’t have to put up with this shit. I’m going to bed.
Sobriety has changed you, man.
Grand opening grand closing.
— The Future Ex-Mrs. Urban Meyer
That touchdown was easier than the governor of South Dakota.
GO TO THE END ZONE YOU ACNE-SCARRED BASTARD!
Narrator: He went to the end zone and everything was good for all time afterwards.
Herbert can absolutely fire a fastball I tell you what
yeah but can he float a ball
To his eternal shame, no. But if he pops out 9 or 12 kids, MAYBE.
That’s San Diego-style. Herbet’s all Hollywood, baby, and in Hollywood, they just Ram it in there.
Okay, I’m now being told I have the wrong team. There are TWO teams in LA? And neither of them is the Raiders?
Why?
Hey, in good news, Mr. “The Female Body Has Ways Of Shutting That Whole Thing Down” died! Huzzah!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2021/10/04/todd-akin-republican-missouri-dead/
THIS GUY ANTHONY IN TX I CALL HIM “THE PSYCHIATRIST” BECAUSE HE DISPENSES MEDICINE THAT SOOTHES MY TROUBLED SOUL.
Good.
Yeah, cause that’s what this game needs. Bullshit penalties.
If this game was being played in Texas, I could get a $10,000 reward for reporting it to an anonymous tip line.
I haven’t had alcohol in 3 days, and THIS is my reward?
It’s your punishment, duh.
Ekeler unded. Um, should we be worried?
Man. This week flew by. I can’t wait to watch the season finale of Ted Lasso tomorrow.
Wait. This is the MONDAY night game?
But it’s playing like a Thursday night game.
It really is.
Can’t wait for Conservatives to get mad about Playboy have a gay guy on the cover while still pushing anti-porn christian morality.
https://twitter.com/Playboy/status/1443984175619522565?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1443984175619522565%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.yahoo.com%2Flifestyle%2Fplayboy-makes-history-with-first-openly-gay-cover-star-bretman-rock-200237473.html
I’m not judging, but that’s kind of a weird thing for Playboy of all magazines to do. Who’s their target audience these days? Seems like they’re just trying to get some semblance of attention.
Puntkakkee
Layne > Brandon
MUCH better at scoring primo heroine
LOVE Seeing Fake Punts plays get blown UP!
POV: me behind the one-way mirror in the fitting room
Two consecutive 3-and-outs and a sack/fumble?
TMR!
I demand a remake of M*A*S*H but from the North Korean prospective.
Hawkeye: “I don’t think leadership knows what they’re doing”
NK General: (blasts Hawkeye with anti-aircraft gun)
LAUGH TRACK
“Suicide is Mandatory” ♫
What the fuck IS Sofi?
Plural of sofa
Excellent.
A description of Mickey?
Oh Mickey you’re SoFi, you’re SoFi you blow my mind, hey Mickey!
Again, just horrible and I applaud you
This is what happens when you deprive yourself of calories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpHnTKWBzJ4&ab_channel=EricVitner