Your NFL Football Open Thread Numero Trois

To The Games!

Bears/Raiders:

With Monty out and Robinson underperforming and Fields rookie-ing, where are the points going to come from? Big Mack Attack can’t do everything. The Raiders look like a playoff team but have required two OT games to get to this record. That’s a fine line to walk.

Browns/Chargers:

Herbert is this close to being matchup-proof and this game might seal that deal. Holding the Browns back is their qb, who missed a wide-open OBJ a few times last week and also compiled an astounding 39% “uncatchable ball” rate.

Giants/Cowboys:

NYG is in the top 10 in Expected Points Added per play and Dimes has the most completions in the 10-19 yard range. Just give me this before Dallas crushes them today and solidifies their division lead. As was feared, the combo of DAK!, Lamb, Cooper and Zeke has been much too much for ordinary defenses to handle. It’s about time something good happened to Jerry Jones! (I wonder how he’ll fuck it all up)

Niners/Cards:

First quarter MVP goes to Kyler-he’s really lifted this team as they remain the league’s only unbeaten squadoo. He’s even helped resurrect A.J. Green’s career before his inevitable injury later on this year. A few Trey’s lead the way for the city by the Bay. Yay!

Push it, push it good.