To The Games!
Bears/Raiders:
With Monty out and Robinson underperforming and Fields rookie-ing, where are the points going to come from? Big Mack Attack can’t do everything. The Raiders look like a playoff team but have required two OT games to get to this record. That’s a fine line to walk.
Browns/Chargers:
Herbert is this close to being matchup-proof and this game might seal that deal. Holding the Browns back is their qb, who missed a wide-open OBJ a few times last week and also compiled an astounding 39% “uncatchable ball” rate.
Giants/Cowboys:
NYG is in the top 10 in Expected Points Added per play and Dimes has the most completions in the 10-19 yard range. Just give me this before Dallas crushes them today and solidifies their division lead. As was feared, the combo of DAK!, Lamb, Cooper and Zeke has been much too much for ordinary defenses to handle. It’s about time something good happened to Jerry Jones! (I wonder how he’ll fuck it all up)
Niners/Cards:
First quarter MVP goes to Kyler-he’s really lifted this team as they remain the league’s only unbeaten squadoo. He’s even helped resurrect A.J. Green’s career before his inevitable injury later on this year. A few Trey’s lead the way for the city by the Bay. Yay!
Push it, push it good.
Kadarius Toney doesn’t seem like the brightest bulb.
Probably happy he’s out before he’s injured
Shit dicks
Wander Franco hit a HR
Rays have momentum
Sox need 5 more outs….
😬
Shank’lor strikes again!
We don’t need no stinking defense!
Jesus, Raiders fans are fucking stupid. A bunch of them are complaining about the two-point attempt after they scored the touchdown that cut the score to 14-9.
Gruden Grinders!
It pisses me off so much. THEY’RE SO FUCKING STUPID. Somehow being down by 5 points is worse than being down by 4, weighed against the prospect of only being down by 3?
Is there a football fan not aware of the “go-for-it/kick-it” chart that every single coach has?
It’s over. All left to do is to call Urban Meyer on where the after party is
Call them the Cleveland pansexuals because no matter what RB ya got your pretty happy now
Can we agree that Kevin Harlan is the best?
He doesn’t make me stabby.
dont watch any NBA games do you? Harlan is top notch.
Sadly no. I used to but I have to pick my vices and it’s NFL, and futbol.
Kadarius Toney wouldn’t get a call on a dive like that if he were playing for Arsenal.
Do you mean the Queens gunnery regiment?
I believe we now refer to them as “The King’sOwn Water Pistols”, thanks to the good Mr. Cecil Rhodes.
I really hate to root for the Chargers, but they are playing the Browns.
Boltdown!
Van der Esch is playing like a guy who just saw his best friend cut for salary reasons.
Because he is a guy who just saw his best friend cut for salary reasons.
Matt Nagy looks like an angry version of H Jon Benjamin who sucks
There’s no such thing as a version of H Jon Benjamin who sucks.
Coach McGuirk taking the Bears to the supere bowl
I was a little disappointed when I saw a picture of him. He’s no Sterling Archer.
Kudos to whoever made the programming decisions for LA – these have both been terrific games.
It came from Goodell himself.
In that case it was a stupid decision. The right one, but also stupid. And somehow corrupt.
am liking the Trey Lance era
#TheBolts!
Spoke too soon.
-Doctor Frankenstein’s Monster
The Karloff one was on TCM last night. I love it.
DON’T TELL ME HOW IT ENDS!!!
the after credits scene with Abbott & Costello is nuts
THIS LAS VEGAS RAIDERS OFFENSE, I CALL IT ASHLII BABBIT BECAUSE IT’S LIFELESS AND ONLY STUPID PEOPLE WOULD THINK TO CELEBRATE THIS PERFORMANCE.
I’d say banner this, but then the MAGA-chuds would show up and shoot it full of more holes than Ashli.
At the very least, GTD can add it to his list
Everything FF wise has just suddenly got to shit. Scotchy’s plan to have ALL the Chargers seems to have worked out for him.
I just want it to last until the afternoon games before I’ve lost. Is that too much to ask?
I was wining all of my matchups. Now, not even close. Will be lucky to go 1-3. I do not count Hippos lge as I am awful and didn’t want to be in that one. A fool and his money blah blah blah.
That might be one of the dumbest penalties I’ve ever seen. You think they’re not calling a dive into Dak Prescott’s head?
Dak gets a legit Rodgers call..nice
I’ve seen more subtle cheap shots in the WWE.
#ThePauls!
I’m not sure I can root for a Cowboys team with a functional secondary; I just don’t know how to handle that.
“I’m not sure I can root for a Cowboys team
with a functional secondary; I just don’t know how to handle that.”There ya go
Carr is gonna need a new chip to keep playing today
Hope he’s wearing his waterproof mascara.
Nathan Peterman. Notice how they now decide to run the ball.
Carr wrecked.
Cronenberg writing a sequel to Crash for bears fans
Diggs you beautiful SOB.
He’s turning into a second-round steal. Cee Dee with the first pick, too.
Just checked my draft preview for 2020, (oh, I realize how pathetic I am, thank you), and I had the Cowboys taking Diggs in the first round because he was the player I wanted, not that I thought they would.
I am clearly a more competent GM than Dave Gettleman.
Fucking Mike Glennon now costing me with an opponent starting cowboys defense.
He reallystuck his neck out there
As a Cowboys fan since the mid-70’s, if the Giants had planted Zeke when he started hot-dogging it 3 yards to early, I would have been absurdly happy.
Deion Sanders approves of strutting into the end zone like that whilst “injured”
ZEKE
Coop now hurt. They’ll be starting fans shortly at this rate
Why does Jon Gruden treat the running game like the opposite of old timey racial slurs?
Update;
Bartender threw on 1940s R&B swing jazz on the jukebox stereo 🎶🎵
OCG is happy Sox are up and be ROCKING!
/Comes in from a bunch of yardwork to see Zeke is dead
The NFL…it’s faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!
Need moar lead paint
Zeke ded.
Pylon cyanide?
Only mostly ded. The pylon only removed one kidney, he still has another one!
That Niners rainbow acid rain garb is growin’ on me
You are either over tired or have been drugged.
Looks like cheerful stab wounds gimme a break!
Tell Deebo to get in the fucking game
Keenan Allen is MIA as well.
He’s disappearing under water?
At This pace game will end with Joe Judge out with Morgellons disease
It’s like the Bataan Death March. Fuck, now Coop is limping!
Told you not to trust them! – Parcells
“Now run the slant play!” -also Bill Parcells, while pulling his eyelids to the side.
Cooper staggers back to the huddle after every play as though he’d been shot in the liver and just wants to lay down and die. I was laughing to myself, (and maybe the dog, who thinks I’m nuts), when Aikman was saying he wasn’t coming back.
The dog doesn’t think you’re nuts, Horatio. He knows.
Veteran move by Glennon: mitigating fuckups.
Fucking giraffes, fuck sakes.
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Turnovers R Us mascot
Glennon looking spry
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Danny Dimes, cashed out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SlvLUcaRdGI
Boooom!
Kike Hernandez with the HOME RUN!!!
Dude unLOADED on that! 💪
Red Sox up 4-2
That’s Rocking!
Great month for fuckimg Cars between this game and the movie Titane
Fire up The Cure, Carr threw another pick.
https://youtu.be/YSAqXEcgoZ4
Remember, Dallas killed Jack Kennedy
But his tan will live foreva
Even worse, they totally ruined Jackie’s pink Chanel suit.
Annoyed coop is not on the raiders and the raiders are not in oakland
I’m going to predict a final score of the 28-10 in the Raiders game.
That Chubb run was semi-exciting.
Here’s to Chubb is Rocking gets 150yrds and 2 td’s
Neeeddd the FF points
Unless you are a khunt fan.
He’s a hard one to bring down. Takes some licks, gets a little stiff, but he springs back into action. A real up and comer.
“How many fingers am I holding up?” – Giants Team Doctor
*lifts 2 fingers 2 inches from Daniel Jones face*
“GHB, waffle, Peleton” – Daniel Jones
“let’s put him in” – Giants Team Doctor
Person. Man. Woman. Camera. Tv.
He’s a stable genius, put him back in!
That test is damn tough.