Your Late-ish Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

I can almost see the finish line boys. There’s but three tilts to choose from but if you like the footed ball they’re all interesting in their own way. Just like your children. (if you have children, if you don’t, family members work as well)

To The Games!

Cards/Browns:

The Cards run D gives up an average of 4.9 yards per rush so far this year. What I’m trying to say is that Kareem Hunt is going to have himself one helluva day. And really that’s the best thing for the Browns-just having Mayfield hand the ball off because things get dicey when he tosses it. Just ask OBJ. Is Koach Kliff a dumb anti-vaxxer? Back in July he had no idea how many of his players had gotten the needle. Hmmm… Today he’ll be resting comfortably away from the game and in his mistaken beliefs.

Raiders/Broncos:

Both Carr’s and Bridgewater’s early success was due to them stretching the field. As anyone could have guessed, they’ve both started to revert back to old habits. Both were near 9 yards per pass attempt and both are coming back to about 6 lately. Fantasy points-wise the Denver D has allowed the 2nd-least fantasy points to qb’s. NO FLY ZONE part deux?

Cowboys/Pats:

The schedule makers are two years too late with this one. But I guess the Bradyless Pats have to play someone. The Dallas D is second in turnovers produced (12) but are also 25th in yards allowed per play. The sked doesn’t look that bad (yay, NFC least!) so they may be able to sustain their success but that oughta get fixed before the playoffs arrive.

Have at it.

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Spur

Fuck yeah, getting more drunk

Horatio Cornblower

Dallas covers the spread, too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, those prostitutes don’t go away without a coverup

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

I need to know more about this picture. Gorgeous girl just absolutely getting down while everyone else seems to be talking. Everyone’s in black, maybe near a stage. Is this a funeral for someone she hated, but it happens to have a band?

Spur

DEE DEE

Horatio Cornblower

As happy as I am that the Cowboys won, and the Patriots lost, a little part of me dies seeing Jerry Jones that happy.

Sharkbait

Gross

Mr. Ayo

HAHA! Eat shit P*ts!

King Hippo

DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!!

King Hippo

Is 29-29 or 32-29 a Most Glorious Scorinami?

Horatio Cornblower

How do you feel about 35-29?

King Hippo

DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!!

Gumbygirl

I really don’t care who wins this, but it’s always fun to see the Massholes unhappy. So go Cowboys, I guess?

Horatio Cornblower

You’re my favorite, Gumbygirl, don’t tell the others.

NotShogunButShogun

Dad you said I was!

Sharkbait

Yeah, but now Jerry Jones is happy.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, all Dallas needs is a FG, and if there’s anyone around who thrives on FGs more than Captain Bluebunny, I don’t know them.

Gatoraids

Tom woulda got that flag the GOAT

King Hippo

Dak! to Coop touched down pass, please.

Sharkbait

Negative

King Hippo

Will The Legend of White Mac grow, or will it FACKIN’ GROW!

Spur

I’ve never wanted Rodgers to lose an arm then seeing him talk shit to the Bear fans. Fuck him. He’s deserves to be a loser

Horatio Cornblower

Dallas will win the coin toss and then have to give it back because Conor Williams was shining a flashlight in the refs eyes.

Doktor Zymm

Fuck you, national broadcasting rules

Gatoraids

Yeah Hansen apologizing like sending you back to a broken home… least its not back to Buck

Spur

Heads!

ThePirateSloth

I really don’t want to hear about sad Carr and Gruden any more.

King Hippo

Wow, that fat shit really doesn’t learn.

Horatio Cornblower

Is Romo even watching the game?

Gatoraids

Broncos wasting another good onside kick

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“They have the hands team out there!?”

–Robert Kraft, excitedly

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Horatio Cornblower

Conor Williams can walk back to Dallas after this game.

yeah right

Holy shit, Raiders new coach bears a stunning resemblance to our dear, departed tWBS.

Mr. Ayo

FANT WOO!!!

Doktor Zymm

Getting in some solid nap action, this couch gets full nap points

TheRevanchist

I just woke to see the Browns lost. Sunday naps might be better than Saturday naps.

Horatio Cornblower

This is just what this game needed at the 2:00 minute mark: 20 minutes of commercials.

Gatoraids

Billy Blanks here as coach

yeah right

Spaghetti bolognese with Italian sausage and Calabrian chilies, side salad, garlic toast and a nice cabernet sauvignon.

Vikings win in OT and I’m tied for the lead in the work pick-em pool with straight cash (homie) on the line.

Life is currently very good.

Gatoraids

kielbasa works surprising well in bolognese as well

yeah right

I am intrigued!

Horatio Cornblower

4 and out here. You can see it.

King Hippo

CHANGE DU SUDDEN

Horatio Cornblower

I need to know what the safety was doing on that play.

Don T

Mac Jones… likeable?

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ThePirateSloth

THE SUDDENEST OF CHANGING

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Spur

These cocksuckers need to die