I can almost see the finish line boys. There’s but three tilts to choose from but if you like the footed ball they’re all interesting in their own way. Just like your children. (if you have children, if you don’t, family members work as well)
To The Games!
Cards/Browns:
The Cards run D gives up an average of 4.9 yards per rush so far this year. What I’m trying to say is that Kareem Hunt is going to have himself one helluva day. And really that’s the best thing for the Browns-just having Mayfield hand the ball off because things get dicey when he tosses it. Just ask OBJ. Is Koach Kliff a dumb anti-vaxxer? Back in July he had no idea how many of his players had gotten the needle. Hmmm… Today he’ll be resting comfortably away from the game and in his mistaken beliefs.
Raiders/Broncos:
Both Carr’s and Bridgewater’s early success was due to them stretching the field. As anyone could have guessed, they’ve both started to revert back to old habits. Both were near 9 yards per pass attempt and both are coming back to about 6 lately. Fantasy points-wise the Denver D has allowed the 2nd-least fantasy points to qb’s. NO FLY ZONE part deux?
Cowboys/Pats:
The schedule makers are two years too late with this one. But I guess the Bradyless Pats have to play someone. The Dallas D is second in turnovers produced (12) but are also 25th in yards allowed per play. The sked doesn’t look that bad (yay, NFC least!) so they may be able to sustain their success but that oughta get fixed before the playoffs arrive.
Have at it.
Fuck yeah, getting more drunk
Dallas covers the spread, too.
Yeah, those prostitutes don’t go away without a coverup
I need to know more about this picture. Gorgeous girl just absolutely getting down while everyone else seems to be talking. Everyone’s in black, maybe near a stage. Is this a funeral for someone she hated, but it happens to have a band?
DEE DEE
As happy as I am that the Cowboys won, and the Patriots lost, a little part of me dies seeing Jerry Jones that happy.
“A little part of you dies? Was it a foster child you’ve recently adopted?”
-Stephen Miller
Gross
HAHA! Eat shit P*ts!
DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!!
Is 29-29 or 32-29 a Most Glorious Scorinami?
How do you feel about 35-29?
DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!!
I really don’t care who wins this, but it’s always fun to see the Massholes unhappy. So go Cowboys, I guess?
You’re my favorite, Gumbygirl, don’t tell the others.
Dad you said I was!
Yeah, but now Jerry Jones is happy.
Well, all Dallas needs is a FG, and if there’s anyone around who thrives on FGs more than Captain Bluebunny, I don’t know them.
Tom woulda got that flag the GOAT
Dak! to Coop touched down pass, please.
Negative
Will The Legend of White Mac grow, or will it FACKIN’ GROW!
I’ve never wanted Rodgers to lose an arm then seeing him talk shit to the Bear fans. Fuck him. He’s deserves to be a loser
Dallas will win the coin toss and then have to give it back because Conor Williams was shining a flashlight in the refs eyes.
Fuck you, national broadcasting rules
Yeah Hansen apologizing like sending you back to a broken home… least its not back to Buck
Heads!
I really don’t want to hear about sad Carr and Gruden any more.
Wow, that fat shit really doesn’t learn.
Is Romo even watching the game?
Broncos wasting another good onside kick
“They have the hands team out there!?”
–Robert Kraft, excitedly
Conor Williams can walk back to Dallas after this game.
Holy shit, Raiders new coach bears a stunning resemblance to our dear, departed tWBS.
It was only a matter of time before he came back.
FANT WOO!!!
Getting in some solid nap action, this couch gets full nap points
I just woke to see the Browns lost. Sunday naps might be better than Saturday naps.
This is just what this game needed at the 2:00 minute mark: 20 minutes of commercials.
Billy Blanks here as coach
Spaghetti bolognese with Italian sausage and Calabrian chilies, side salad, garlic toast and a nice cabernet sauvignon.
Vikings win in OT and I’m tied for the lead in the work pick-em pool with straight cash (homie) on the line.
Life is currently very good.
kielbasa works surprising well in bolognese as well
I am intrigued!
4 and out here. You can see it.
CHANGE DU SUDDEN
I need to know what the safety was doing on that play.
Mac Jones… likeable?
THE SUDDENEST OF CHANGING
These cocksuckers need to die