To The Games!
Eagles/Raiders:
Can Carr get to 340 yards and at least 2 TDs? That’s been the benchmark for him in Raiders wins. Seems unsustainable for a player of his ability. As advertised, Hurts has no problem running (4 TDs last two games) but that passing thingy continues to elude him-he has but one thrown 6 pointer to his name.
Lions/Rams:
From Detroit’s perspective this game has, “Damn, the ex is doing way better with the new partner!” energy. Perhaps that will prevent this tilt from being the gawd awful blowout that everyone in the universe expects it to be.
Texans/Cards:
That 18.5 spread says it all. One thing that the Ertz trade told me? The Cards are all in this year. They obviously thought Maxx Williams was an important piece so when he went down to injury there was no fooling around, hoping things would work out with a backup. No wait and see happening here. Surprisingly, their D only trails Buffalo in allowing scoring drives only 22% of the time.
Bears/Bucs:
Now that Patricia is out of the league as a head coach there’s no one better at diminishing skill position talent than Nagy. I mean, how else does one explain the fact that Fields has only the one rushing TD to date? You’d think with his running ability he’d have at least fallen over into the end zone one other time, right?
Go be yourself in the comments.
Next thread is open for business.
The Rams Lions game has the Butt Fumble as the commentator and I can safely say he was much better at QB than in the announcers booth.
Finally getting around to watching ep 3 of Grand Tour s4, and enjoyed the 70s style credits
THESE BEARS I CALL THEM MY DATING LIFE IN HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY’RE PATHETIC AND EMBARRASSING
WEATHER GAME up next, huzzah
Bomb cyclone!
First half under and total under bets made.
That Hunter Henry catch is what will likely win this week’s money league game for Hippo.
Oh I am going to Detroit Lions in that league this year me thinks!
Woot! Refill those pill bottles.
Redone guy making fun of how old TB is. Love it
31-5 scorigami?
Scorigami is ROCKING!! 💯
YES!!
My muted teevee box sez so
Garbage time in games is garbage
Tampa’s third team O getting first downs vs Bears D.
Big Gay kick!
Quit looking at my PornHub profile!
Found it!
It was SUPER thanks for asking!
What I have learned today: I hate Mark Sanchez more today than yesterday. But only half as much as tomorrow.
But he seems so nice!
-Becky, Homecoming Queen, Brooklyn HS
But if all your dreams come true, you’ll be spending time with him. Ask him about the buttfumble.
I am getting pretty excited about going to the Buffala game next week
Proper etiquette says you need to bring your own folding table and lighter fluid.
Break some tables!
I’m gonna go big and try to break an entire sideboard!
I want RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! to kick the FG, for the Swift garbage time catches.
Got one!
Has anyone rewritten “The Island of Dr. Moreau” as a slash fanfic called “The Tight End of Foster Moreau”?
LoL and I thought Allen Robinson was finally gonna do something for the bears today
He’s 💩
Baby Buster Blows It
Revenge is a dish best served incompetently!
He can always go back to Army.
LoL
Do you think Boston Scott is one of those kids who was named after the place they were conceived?
Scottsdale?
Bears pinned at their own goal line and run up the middle on 1st down. Their OC must be every Giants OC ever.
That’s actually quite harsh on every Giants OC ever
I’m on a roll. Let me tell you about the time the Norwegians bombed Pearl Harbour.
I just dont think the general populace is ready for the bland sarcasm from the football talking guys in Tampa.
5 score lead, throwing at the goal line. Because yeah, he’s all about TEAM that guy. No concern for records or glorrreeee
If Mahomes plays to the age of 38 his record is dust. He knows that.
Based on today it’s hard to see Mahomes playing to the age of 28. I haven’t seen someone almost get killed via the choices made by a Reid since Britt Reid decided to get liquored up before crashing his truck into a stopped vehicle on the freeway, causing life-threatning injuries to a 5 year-old girl.
She kinda deserved it-did you see what she was wearing?
Would the Bears take a look at Cam Newton?
Black QB in Chicago? Have you BEEN to Chicago?!
“You can’t have a closed fist punch, you can only slap-fight and make 3 Stooges noises”
25-19 Scorigami??
No. 25-18 would be.
There’s some kind of a fashion shoot going on in front of my house. They were very nice to my dog so I didn’t give them crap but it’s kind of irritating for a bunch of models to just show up in front of my garage unannounced while I’m standing around in a cutoff t-shirt with a hammer and drill in my hands, looking like a portrait of manliness. Fox News is right, California really is turning into a nightmarish hellscape.
Photobomb!
I asked them if they were going to give Penny a job.
Whatever you do, don’t feed them carbs after midnight. It’ll go straight to their ribs and they’ll never get work again.
Who’s ready for some Philly garbage time TDs?
I need some imaginary 500’s TDs
Is it Big Dick Nick time in Chi****?
I’m kind of disappoint that they didn’t go full on rhyme and call him Thick Dick Nick.
Cooper Kupp is only a vowel exchange away from being a homonym for Keeper Cup
[frowns, thinking about his Transformers thermos that Olivia declared him to be “too grown up for”] – Eli Manning