Turns out that searching for ‘Sexy NFL Owner Costume’ only results in a faded black and white pic of George Halas in a two piece bikini. No one wants to see that!

To The Game!

Cowboys/Vikes:

-So. Much. Firepower. (in this game) I hope it’s a high-scoring tilt.

-As of this typing DAK! is a true game-time decision and as you might know, it’s a helluva long way down to Cooper Rush.

-The counterpart, our own beloved Cousins, is in possession of a scorching hot 13-2 TD/INT number.

-He should beware of Diggs jumping a few routes in order to keep his interception streak alive. I’ve mentioned before that the effectiveness of the Dallas D is a bit of a high wire act because they need takeaways (read: extra opportunities for the O) in order to win games.

-I’ll guess that Jefferson-if Diggs is on him-will try a double move at some point.

-As for other players, keep an eye on tight end Conklin-the Cowboys DVOA vs that position is the very worst in the league.

-I feel sorry for Minny lb Eric Kendricks-his responsibilities will include 1.) trying to cover Jarwin when he’s in, 2.) trying to cover Shultz when he’s in, 3.) trying to stop the run game when Zeke carries the ball, and 4.) trying to stop Pollard when he’s carrying the ball. That’s a dizzying amount of things to suss out pre-snap.

Give me what ya got.