Your NFL Monday Night Football Open Thread

Anyone recall when MNF was ‘event’ watching? When I was in residence in university I finally found some other folks that liked football as much as I did and it was really cool to hang out, especially if favourite teams were playing against each other. Later on when I was bartending a bunch of us would close the dining room and head over to a bar. (the name of the bar was ‘Tramps’-when I first whisked future Mrs. Scotchy away to Ottawa, as we walked by I said, “Oh look, this bar is owned by all my ex’s”. It may have sealed the deal-she laughed her ass off) As we were all ‘resto folk’ we tipped like gangbusters and got all kinds of free beverages and snacks and the staff would sit down with us when they were able. Such a great experience that lasted for only two seasons…

Fallout:

-Chase Young is done for the year. Riverboat Ron was cagey about the injury but what the hell else is it going to be aside from an ACL?

-You can now pretend to own a piece of the Packers for a mere $300! The share offer is limited and extremely limiting. I mean, when they install a new piss trough you could say, “I own a piece of that!” but otherwise this fundraiser is silly. I guess if you were super-serious about having a say you could petition to join the 42(!) member strong Board of Directors.

-A Shining Light In A Dark Hole: Yesterday a Lions cb went down with an injury and a no-name, undrafted free agent dude by the name of Mark (“I’ve played 14 snaps this year”) Gilbert had to play the rest of the game. In a stupid-ugly game he broke up a pass on third down that prevented the Steelers from getting into field goal range. Also, remember when a Pitt wr had that long gain in OT but had the ball punched out and Detroit recovered? Yeah, same guy.

To The Game!

Rams/Niners:

-How bad is Trey Lance? Jimmy G’s total throws to TD tosses number is 3.8% which is right there with Mike White’s and he’s still starting. Oof.

-We’ll be seeing the two best wr’s in the league yardage-wise-Kupp is at 1,019 and Samuels has 882.

-Speaking of wr’s, Van Jefferson gets at least one game as a #2 but more importantly, when the Rams go three wide a fella by the name of Ben Skowronek will be the other fella on the field. I’d make fun of him but I read he’s 6’3″, 225 pounds.

-The yakkers out there are saying that OBJ might return some punts tonight. Maybe some “Go” routes as well? I’m keeping my eye on the locker room-which is okay so far-but then again, Odell is a slow-growing cancer.

Have your way in the comments.

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King Hippo

they made Fatty do all them hurry-up motions for THAT?

Game Time Decision

Love the trash talking Eli’s doing to Peypey

ballsofsteelandfury

So much fun!

litre_cola

I legit look forward to their show whenever they do it. I always laugh.

Fronkenshteen

I have a huge pot of turkey stock just getting ready to come to a simmer, and I figured I’d be up long enough to wait on it, but this game is cruising! Yankee Candle should make a scent based on what my house is gonna smell like for the next twenty hours.

Sharkbait

I approve of fast primetime games.

Also isnt turkey stock made after Thanksgiving?

ballsofsteelandfury

It IS after Thanksgiving!

Fronkenshteen

We’re traveling on the actual date, and since turkeys cost almost nothing on sale at the Lion Of Food, we had a “Home Thanksgiving” on Sunday.

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Fronkenshteen

Someone tie Higbee’s shoelaces together.

litre_cola

I am looking forward to my velcro years.

Mr. Ayo

*scribbles game over in notebook*

Don T

LA is more boned than a chicken parm

montythisseemsstrangetome

Yeah and the game’s not going so well either.

Fronkenshteen

I’m pretty sure Deebo Samuel is the best player in football right now.

King Hippo

Should he make another TD, I would be very happy. But I should never be happy. Rest up, Deebo.

montythisseemsstrangetome

What is meaning of “happy”?

King Hippo

the first five minutes after Obama won??

Fronkenshteen

Tonight’s sacrifice is Over 50.5 / Beckham Over 32.5 / Trey Lance (+950) to score a TD. Stranger things have happened?

Fronkenshteen

There was a big seed giveaway here in the Shenandoah valley this weekend. Some hemp farm gave away thousands of seeds at several locations, and we got a handful of packages. Legal hemp, which this farm produces, must have less than .03% THC content, and I think that’s what these seeds are. Our friends have a sheep farm with a lot of land, and said they’d tend our plants. They’re farmers, so they’ve got chronic pain (arthritis etc.), and they’d definitely be able to make CBD oil from the hemp plants, so I guess I’m happy the seeds will be put to good use. As for us, a friend gave us a couple dozen seeds “from Colorado”, and we’ll get them started and hopefully positively sex 4-8 females and just dispose of the rest. The newest Virginia laws are a bit mushy, so I’m glad we have a safe, private place to let them grow. To the future!!!

Dunstan

Long day at work. I felt I had no choice but to order a cheesesteak for dinner. Sorry, arteries, you’ve got to take one for the team.

Oh, don’t look so smug, liver, I’ve got something heading your way, too.

Gumbygirl

I ordered Chinese. Gimme all that MSG!

LemonJello

We had cheesesteak stuffed bell peppers for dinner. Liver gets a break after this weekend.

Fronkenshteen

PLEASE USE MY BIG GAY KICKER THIS HALF

King Hippo

They faked it thanks for asking!

Doktor Zymm

How have I never heard Levi Stadium referred to as “The Field of Jeans” before??

Fronkenshteen

I wish this guy was royalty so they’d have to call him Lord Booger.

King Hippo

MAKE IT HAPPEN, WCS!!

LemonJello

At the very least, he could be knighted and addressed as Sir Booger.

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montythisseemsstrangetome

synonyms for physicality
animalism.
animality.
carnality.
hedonism.
sensuality.
fleshliness.

Gumbygirl

Chickapow!

King Hippo

Turns out to have been a Hobson’s Choice, much like my own “Charmslinger or Dakota Jeebus”

Fronkenshteen

What a jerkoff call that was. Nothing says “I have no faith in my defense” like a jerkoff call like that. Boy genius. Look at you now. And SF gets the 2nd half kickoff, too.

Fronkenshteen

This opinion, as always, brought to you by Fantasy Football!

litre_cola

Ooh every year I forget that I get Spokane’s very own Gonzaga basketball! Fightin Ignatians are playing the Steve McNair almond matters tonight. 10 mins in seems this will not be close.

Game Time Decision

Need 15 more points from Samuel to win this week in my work league. Maybe

Need Ayiuk and Gay to get 25 more points to win against Balls . Ain’t gonna happen

And need Higbee and Mitchell to get -5 point in the other one. Hell no

Sharkbait

That was….not a good decision

King Hippo

sometimes OKC Bomber gets a bit too cute

King Hippo

I appreciate this fixture’s dedication to a reasonable bedtime.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Weren’t they supposed to stop throwing flags at players after the Lomas Brown fiasco?

Doktor Zymm

Oh wait, I don”t have to find a stream, I can listen to the radio broadcast!

LemonJello

You still at that Roaring 20’s party, Dok?

litre_cola

Oooh that sounds fun! Speakeasy and shit.

King Hippo

Patent. Medicines.

hippofant

So far, Stafford’s been more successful throwing the ball to some guy named Sclerotic than OBJ.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Multiple Sclerotic throws

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, from here on out, the only players allowed to score are Deebo and the Rams defense

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Fronkenshteen

I know Aaron Donald is the superior player, but lining up across from Leonard Floyd would truly scare the shit out of me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Higbee, you’re killing me. Sit the fuck down.

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montythisseemsstrangetome

NFL players should not be allowed to wear yellow shoes and confuse me into thinking there’s a flag on the play. GET ON IT, GOODELL.

ballsofsteelandfury

Mickelson is asking some really good questions.

Sharkbait

Like they would take notes.

Doktor Zymm

Been playing Timberborn since yesterday, it’s good stuff! Worth the effort of finding a stream for the game, or should I stick to streams of virtual water?

Game Time Decision

How does one get this game? Don’t see it in app store

Doktor Zymm

I got it on Steam

Fronkenshteen

I need Higbee to take the rest of the night off from being good at football.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

^this

LemonJello

These two would leave that call to Cooper.

King Hippo

NEEDS MOAR KITTLE

Sharkbait

Mrs. Sharkbait approves of this message.

Gumbygirl

Higbee making up for his earlier faux pas.

litre_cola

Does OBJ look smaller in RAMMIT silks?

Sharkbait

Good to see Al Michaels plays whack fuck too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BcX09GrxMM

litre_cola

We switched the RAMMIT O with the Lions O, do you think anyone will notice?

Mr. Ayo

Did Goff get traded back to the Rams?

King Hippo

So many Busters!!

#NeitherSeenNorHeard

litre_cola

Confetti time!!!!!

montythisseemsstrangetome

I can’t help but think of the Salute to Fireworks from 30 Rock.

LemonJello

JPP is triggered by this post

Sharkbait

I post this every year, because it will never not be funny:
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LemonJello

I figured Al would still be on a bender on the Vegas strip.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Brian Griese: Physical, physicality, physicality, physical, physicality

Gumbygirl

Someone should smack him upside the head. He needs to be reset.

herodotus450

Say what you will about Scotchy, but I’m on his side about 69 jokes being played out. We need a new funny number, like maybe 147?

Sharkbait

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lulz

herodotus450

Say what you will about Napoleon, but who was the last megalomaniacal delusional disastrous dictator who has a whole type of cannon named after them?

LemonJello

“I only know him from his cakes and pastries.”
-A. Reid

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I went surfing today. I had a really hard time getting in front of any waves – it was too heavy and closed out – but it was still really nice to get in the water. I stayed in there a pretty long time and now I’m all salty. One might even say I’ve been brined. In other words, I’m what Andy Reid would use one of his three wishes for if he was a cannibal and found a magic lamp.

montythisseemsstrangetome

“if”

montythisseemsstrangetome

I hope Stafford forces it to OBJ over and over to justify the signing, and gets picked multiple times.

LemonJello

“FORCING IT OVER AND OVER? HARF! LAW MAN TELL THE BEN THAT GETS NO CHOCO TACO!”

litre_cola

1st day back from a weekoff. Daycare calls and Decilitre has spots on his face, they think it could be foot and mouth. So my day has been fucking chaos and I presume that I will get scurvy next.

Gumbygirl

My dad got in an argument once with his sister’s friend, both of them nuns. Anyhoo, Sister Vincent Mary’s brother was on the Pittsburgh city council, and dad could not stand him. He told Vince her brother suffered from “foot in mouth” disease. Vince was not amused, but we laffed and laffed! Christ, that was probably 50 years ago. My mind works in mysterious ways. Hope Deci is ok!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hope the little feller is 100% soon.

In the meantime, I know Horatio has experience living next to cattle.

Game Time Decision

Drinking beer will help prevent the scurvy….

Sharkbait

Nah. Gin and tonic. If it’s good enough for the British Navy, it’s good enough for all of us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZOOhzql7w

Gumbygirl

Quinine for the malaria, lime for the scurvy, gin for everything else that ails you.

Horatio Cornblower

I just wish the NFL would be more open about their support for the military. They’re just so subtle about it, you know?

Redshirt

Maybe just putting their hands over their hearts during the National Anthem isn’t showing enough respect. Maybe they could do what they used to do to knights and kneel on one knee to show reverence.

King Hippo

lite under a bushel smgdh

montythisseemsstrangetome

I can’t see their support, it’s all camouflaged.

Horatio Cornblower

I just need to fade a 43.5 point performance from Brendon Aiyuk and I’ll win FF.

Brb, gotta go get some limes.

Redshirt

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Gumbygirl

Picard!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

May OBJ not see the field tonight.

Redshirt

…and then demand a trade in the postgame news conference for not being used enough.