I sincerely hope that all of you folks are well sated, that what you chose to fill your plate with has in turn filled your belly. And now, maybe some board games or a movie or maybe even some footedball! Let us know how things went, down in the comments. And I encourage anyone who hasn’t said hello in some time to do so as well.
To The Game!
Bills/Saints:
-The bloom is off Josh Allen’s rose. Again. He’s had 5 picks in his last three games. That represents almost a third of all of his interceptions since the beginning of last season.
-Still, you know what he’s going to do. Especially against a Saints D that was talked up earlier in the season but currently ranks 22nd vs the pass.
-Sorry to those of you that were forced to start Singletary this week-the Bills still can’t run, the Saints can stop the run and Matt Breida actually looked okay last week. As well as one can look while his team was getting blown out, anyway.
-It must scald Sieman’s buttocks that Taysom got a generous contract extension while he’s doing all the heavy lifting. Yes, his record as a starter is 0-3 but that’s not on him. His TD/INT ratio is an outstanding 8:2-you can’t ask for much more from your backup.
-With both Kamara and Ingram both out it’s Tony Jones’ time to shine. I don’t know much about him but he’s 5’11”, 225 and a north-south runner type. The Bills run D had better hope they fixed their issues from last week.
Enjoy your four days off, Americanos! And stay safe.
Goodnight my buds! I am verra thankful for you!
So the moral of today is… everything still sucked?
While there are a great many disadvantages to hosting a gathering, copious weird stains and excessive dishwashing, the pro that I don’t have to drive home?
I’ve wiped up pee before.
I’m hosting Christmas. There may be Tamales!
Now I can blog that shit.
I drove home from Riverside. But I spent an hour in their hot tub before I left, so that was nice. Tamales at Christmas is a hell yes! There was an organization in Birmingham called HICA that sold them as a fundraiser every Christmas. I bought dozens, they freeze really well.
I figure with the assembly line we should have a dozen each.
Happy Thanksgiving Gumby Girl.
I’m torn between the Chile verde and the Chile Colorado so I’mma do both.
You must do pineapple with port-soaked raisins!
Truthbiscuit appearance!
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Oh yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF03ZFt8t8w
So would shitting on the field be considered “False Start” or “Illegal Shift”?
Raiders kicker Daniel Carlson was ready to rock adult diaper to beat Cowboys (msn.com)
I thought shitting on the field was expected if you are a Raider.
I mean, the Cowboys did it for 3 quarters; I don’t see why the Raiders should be left out.
Lamar Jackson’s ears just perked up
Tony Jones, Jr. is ABOVE 1.0 points WOO!!!
/Hippo misspells “was”
I care more about money league, so I hope that TD stands.
/it do nae
How did I miss the double defer in the first game??
https://twitter.com/ChrisBurkeNFL/status/1463923951088943110?s=20
Still…THREE consecutive BLEERGHs on a FG attempt. That’s hard to top.
Who’s on first, Bearistocrats, all sorts of comedy gold.
Just saw this. I really am too hard on the Raiders, aren’t I?
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Lions win the toss and defer. Bears then also try to defer and are told they cannot, so they'll take the ball. <br><br>Good start.</p>— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurkeNFL) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ChrisBurkeNFL/status/1463923951088943110?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>November 25, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
https://mobile.twitter.com/chrisburkenfl/status/1463923951088943110
I’ve always kind of like Sean Payton. Had he just ASKED Hippo, I’d have told him Monkey Trev ain’t no good.
Pill game recognize pill game
Almost the the full Elway
Gday Thanksgivingerinos. This game is less than special.
It’s been a pattern today.
The buttfumble was the last entertaining Thanksgiving day game I can remember
/May be slightly biased.
Leon Lett.
Listen, if you don’t like seeing the Lions obliterate any chance they might have to win by getting penalized for calling two time outs in a row and then giving ten yard cushions to receivers on 3rd and 4, then YOU DON’T LIKE LIONS FOOTBALL.
#1 – shitshow
#2 – beautiful performance art
#3 – can consider it 75% of a good game? Saints offense missed their wake-up call.
Reedley fucking Tigers drop for Josh Allen! Drink!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[runs naked through clubhouse with a Raiders bandana wrapped around his wing-wang and clutching a turkey leg in each hand]
YOU BRING THOSE BACK! BLEERGH EARNED THEM!!
As soon as I can roll my blubber off this bean bag chair, we are going to head up the mountain. This may take awhile.
Since today is Thanksgiving Day, I am thankful for something.
Apparently The Sporting Year of Redshirt has extended into comics as Cassandra Cain, who was so “lovingly” done in “Birds of Prey” like Goku was in “Dragonball: Evolution”, is an active character in the latest season of Young Justice which a complete accurate deplication of her and gives a completely better reason for Barbara Gordon getting paralyzed other than “stuffed in the fridge female plot device”. I guess I’m getting HBO Max again. Too bad this won’t count in the comics…
…because DC has hit the reset button and had Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown both as Batgirl in the same time while Barbara Gordon returns to Oracle and all three of them are going to be in a new comic series. These are my three favorite characters.
tl;dr I haven’t won the lottery, found the love of my life, and Donald Trump is still the leader of my political party, however life is still continuing to send me a Sympathy Coin or two.
Instead of Serena as Wonder Woman, I’d watch the hell outta “The Sex Lives of Bat Girls”
I want to root for Cincinatti to win the national championship for you but I’m worried that if I do I will jinx them.
Assuming they win out and don’t get screwed out, if they can just be competitive against their opponent in the Semifinals, I’m calling that a win. Anything else is House Money.
Saints D pulling most of the watchability weight.
Deranged gambling the rest.
Well there goes the Over right in the fucking toilet.
The clubhouse toilet is taking a beating today.
Seriously, I might need to leave the cleaning lady an extra $20.
There’s still hope for a buncha defensive TDs
Mississippi-Mississippi State is being played in horrendous rain. Good fun.
Also they just had one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen, the officials know it, and they can’t take it back, so State is about to get absolutely screwed to make up for it.
The winner of course, will be what always wins in Mississippi: Rickets.
Great execution by the punter of the CYA “What happened?” gesture.
Matt Damon is trying to sell me cryptocurrency. And here I thought he was my friend.
He’s solidly in the “doesn’t know what crypto currency is/invests in crypto” quadrant.
Which one… asking foar a friend.
Dogecoin or gtfo.
/owns a Shiba Inu because I’m dumb
People. I’m starting to think the New Orleans Saints aren’t good at this football thing.
Just run the triple option with the concussed Mormon in the 2nd half. Surely, it can’t get anny worse.
Princess passed the Very Yinzer Thanksgiving test. I can finally sleep well.
King size bed of course
The essay portion of course being a 5,000 word dissertation on why French fries belong inside the sandwich.
Wait till he tells her about chipped ham. Her mind will be blown forever.
Pierogies with chopped onions?
She’s a keeper.
If only the Saints offense weren’t a waste of downs.
Carolina offense nods in sage agreement.
Trig Palin vehemently disagrees with your opinion.
Redshirt: “So, Dad is the ham done yet?”
Dad: “Close enough.”
(its been three hours since dinner, so the entire family is in the Food Poisoning Window)
If things get hostile, maybe you could spin it as a “failed suicide pact” to the authorities / media.
Sorry guys, I’m too tired for this time zone and the rest of this game.
Saints defense starting to agree with you.
4th down abandon woo!
Followed by the immediate 3 and out, it seems! Viva el entropy!
Nice sneak there, Monkey Trev!
Live from the Clubhouse:
IBS is no laughing matter, Hippo.
I once went to an irritable bowel syndrome singles mingle event at some resort in the Catskills, trying to score with hot chicks. They were pretty compliant and fun to hang out with, but there is one rule set in stone with them: No Anal!
I’ve refused to go see a specialist about it. I’m like what are they gonna do – say, you’re stomach is fucked up like EVERYONE on your mom’s side of the family, and there’s fuckall to be done about it? I already KNOWS dis.
I asked my doctor about it and he was like, “its probably nothing”. Yeah, doc. Its probably nothing that I spend a week with no urge to go to the bathroom and then suddenly my colon decides to turn into the conveyor belt from “I Love Lucy” all because my Large Intestines and Brain aren’t on speaking terms.
Seriously, you should look into this. It seems to work for me.
Garden of Life – RAW Probiotics Men – 90 Vegetarian Capsules – Walmart.com
When you said “You should look into this” I thought you meant the conveyor belt scene.
Which one? The “I Love Lucy” scene or when I have an episode. Because both are funny in their own ways.
fuck it, I’mma try. This is like 3 episodes in the last 60-90 days, I will lose my shit (in a metaphorical sense in addition to the literal)
I’m just gonna say this:
(H/T Monte Python) metamucil!
We have Dobos. It is marvelous. And too big for the upload size for the site.
Please tell us more. I’ve not heard of this…
Hungarian sponge cake with chocolate buttercream in between, and caramel on top. There’s a pic on the back channel.
Last funny;
date: who’s your favorite beatle
me, panicking: uhh, um- gregor samsa
saved the best for last, huzzah!
‘Bailey’ also acceptable response.
Redshirt (speaking): “Uh, uh, the black girl?”
Redshirt (thinking): Ha! Nice save, Redshirt!
Great stop! This game’s pretty OK.
It isn’t bad (yet).
I’ll take Trico and Brees over Al and Cris every time.
ah, Breesus Christ, working the holiday! Yes, this is much better. Word to word salad ratio is tolerable.
Hell, I’ll take Donald Trump and the My Pillow Guy over Al and Cris.
Who’s announcing with Tirico? Don’t sound like Flutie, and marginally less annoying than Cris (or Flutie, who is just as bad).
Our lord and savior Breesus forgives you.
because ah noe not wut ah do obvs
Food… bad…
/fantasizes about Alka Seltzer
I wondered why, given my very spartan diet…I been on the terlet all afternoon. Sympathy pooping!
My meds had me doing the same. It’s a harmonic convergence!
violent maths done spread to our colons!
So….no longer future in laws?
Very nice folks. Had fun. Ate everything.
Madre T will be happy you didn’t like their cooking, eh?
Heh heh. I have to rehearse my “No, never as good as yours!” in the mirror before seeing my mom again.
Still full, but still drinking. Will be ready for meat and cheese round 2 by halftime..
Fernet Branca is the Thanksgiving cure all.
Look at this fucking hipster
Well let me adjust my oversized knit beanie.
I went 7 weeks without shaving or trimming my beard. Had a pretty good neckbeard going until I trimmed it on Tuesday. Beard is pretty bushy now, reckon I’ll buy a MAGAt ball cap so I can infiltrate their ranks with my .45 when the shit goes down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN2AXsF-kwc
Superb Footed Ball!
I’m very full and a little drunk
That’s Rocking!
Time to balance that out.