Sexy Friday, December 2021 edition

I have finally caught up with all the pictures you have posted. Today you get Lucky 14! Thank you to all that have contributed!

As far as the music, we are back to the puzzles! Let’s see if you can figure this one out.

I hope you’ve done your Xmas shopping as we are already in DECEMBER! Pretty crazy, huh?

Time just fricken flies by these days. I don’t know if the short days contribute to it, but I find that each day just flies by and so do the weekends. I probably need a vacation. As Ferris Bueller says,

Someone in these here post pages said that we are in Garbage Time workwise and I couldn’t agree more. Like my work buddy and I say, “The GiveaShit is broke.” I’m really looking forward to some time off during the holidays to relax.

I hope you get a chance to do that too.

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your pictures of the week.

h/t Horatio
h/t 2Pack
h/t Litre_cola
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h/t (Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week!)
h/t 2Pack
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h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
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h/t Spur

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I’m playing six songs that I believe are best heard in the dark in the arms of a loved one. Preferably naked. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry

Canción Número Dos:

Boys Don’t Cry – Cowboy

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Cowboy Junkies – Sweet Jane

Canzone numero quattro:

Jane’s Addiction – Ain’t No Right

Canção número cinco

Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy

Seigarren zenbakia:

Metallica – Cure

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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rockingdog

UGA seems kind of like a cool party school
That’s Rocking!

yeah right

I like having a weekend with no complicated menus as much as the next guy.

We have about 3 pounds of leftover potatoes from Thanksgiving and they have to get used so I’m thinking bacon and eggs and these home fried potatoes with the onion and the essence and the bacon and oh my God those eggs better be sunnyside up with the white cooked through in bacon fat better yet.

Then Sunday? Taco night!

Already here and on hand and bet your ass it’s better than any store bought shit you’re thinking about buying tomorrow!

Yes.

This is me telling you to cook some breakfast.

Goddamn that sounds good!

2Pack

Could go the skillet route also. And tacos… ALWAYS appropriate!

2Pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66pE67m_Hf4

mornin ya all… or [checks global time zone chart] g’night.

yeah right

Ola! Como estash?

/ spelling phonetically

2Pack

Bene Grazie!

Gumbygirl

I have to drive to LA tomorrow, going to bed early tonight.

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yeah right

I’ll try to check in with suggestions. My guy at work, my #1 who sold me the seats emphatically says to use Waze getting in and out.

I fell victim to the first visit thing. The parking lots are named by color. I was in Orange. And if I would have gone in on Manchester it would have been a lot easier. If you’re Ubering in, get close and walk.

Pinkie swear.

yeah right

But why Jacksonville?

SonOfSpam

Jon Heyman posted his Baseball HOF ballot on the twitter and he voted for Bonds and Schilling but not Clemens.

Explain that please.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He hated him in Kingpin?

SonOfSpam

If that were the reason, I’d respect the hell out of Heyman.

yeah right

I’ll go Bonds and Clemens but fuck Schilling.

SonOfSpam

That’s why I could never be a voter.

“Why not Schilling?”
“He’s an asshole. Next question.”

Redshirt

I just realized there are two Big 12 Championship Games tomorrow with all four teams in the Top 25.

Big 12 Championship (Current Members): Oklahoma St. & Baylor
Big 12 Championship (Future Members): Houston & Cincinnati

If the AAC teams don’t regress too much playing in the Big 12, the new Big 12 may be better without Oklahoma and Texas.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Reposting from the other thread for advice

I’m having bye week issues so…Kendrick Bourne or Russell Gage?

SonOfSpam

Gage. Playing indoors, also, Bourne got 2 last week and Belichick never lets guys have two good weeks in a row.

On the other hand, Bourne plays Monday Night so you can pretend you still have a chance.

I’d just pick up Justin Jefferson assuming he’s available.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He is very much not available

SonOfSpam

Oh, you’re in one of them “expert” leagues.

SonOfSpam

Ok, so Utah gets Roses and Oregon gets to go to the Alamo.

(Bruins are either going to Vegas or to Whale’s Vagina, thanks for asking)

King Hippo

I hear tell Westwood Klavern might be playing Wolven Sort!

/also, Quack Attack be all liek I ain’t gonna spread for no roses!

SonOfSpam

Yeah, could meet up in San Diego. EVERYONE CRASH AT (or into) LOW COMMANDER’S HOUSE.

I believe he lives in a 9 bedroom manse overlooking the azure Pacific Ocean. His servants are all educated in the erotic arts.

yeah right

Dude. He’s on a golf course. We’re so bombing his pad!

rockingdog

Found a funny;

a lot of negative shit can be said about dog breeding and what we’ve done to the majestic wolf over the centuries but the fact that english bulldogs are born with what seems to be an inherent desire to skateboard is nothing short of beautiful

SonOfSpam

Congrats to VIva on the Roadrunners’ Conference USA championship!

Off to the, um, Poulan Weedeater Independence Bowl?

Also, the songs and bands are daisy-chained, like a musical human centipede. SEXY!

Viva La Tabula Raza

For our celebration, the students will set the Riverwalk on fire.

SonOfSpam

Is it Bring Your Own Couch?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Anything combustible will be accepted. And we have a nuclear stockpile in the storage bunkers down at Medina Annex on the Southwest side of SA

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Redshirt

The only reason why Cincinnati is where they are is getting out of the Conference USA. Say what you want about the American Athletic Conference, but compared the C-USA, the AAC may as well be the SEC.

SonOfSpam

Yep, definitely a step up, but tonight UTSA is drinking blood out of skulls.

yeah right

Hey that’s my team’s game!

Gumbygirl

That’s why my Blazers are headed there! Plus, we get to hate on Memphis again.

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King Hippo

Dunno what the Mormon version of rubbing your bollocks on the opponets’ foreheads…but Secular Big Love sure is doing it.

litre_cola
King Hippo

Why go for two there, Secular Big Love?

Because we CAN.

herodotus450

Going for two means you’re still a virgin.

Dunstan
Redshirt

…and my team lost to these idiots?!

King Hippo

Utah kid won’t fair catch like no Betacuck Cancel Culture Libtard!

litre_cola
King Hippo

eeees a good song!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I wish that Twisted Tea would use the clip of that guy in Ohio smashing that can TTea into that bigot’s face.

yeah right

I just now got my booster shot! I feel iron clad and motherfucking bullet proof!

King Hippo

Wolven HippoSpawn and Hippo go next Thursday afternoon. All your Pfizer are belong to us!

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!

litre_cola

Mrs Cola putting Deci to bed, I go pack a bowl have that and a dart on the balcony. Come back in and wash my hands. Try to throw paper towel in garbage and wedding ring goes with it. Deci does get to sleep and she walks out with me digging through like I needed a fix. Doesn’t phase her, she says maybe smoke less weed.

Weed had nothing to do with it! It was soap!

Sharkbait

Hot takes from Mrs Sharkbait: The only good Rankin-Bass Christmas specials are Rudolph and Frosty. Everything else is, and I quote, “Garbage”

rockingdog

Gonna try to watch a bit of this Suns vs Warriors game 🏀
Hopefully it is Rocking!!!

Sharkbait

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Dunstan

Just had one of those weeks that wasn’t even that bad but I am inexplicably exhausted anyway.

Cuban food is on the way, though, so things are looking up.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t think I have ever seen UTSA play a game on a national TV network (if CBSSN counts as a national network) And they are kicking ass!

King Hippo

Your offense seems quite creative. Good jerb not being weirded out by that Nightmare Hellscape Grimace mascot leering in the building.

King Hippo

I’mma go out on a limb and say Team Secular Big Love noted some…uh…tendencies on tape.

rockingdog

LOL

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King Hippo

Christ, Team Secular Big Love might as well retire #22. Two ded kids WITH THE SAME NUMBER, who’d ever pick it again???

Col. Duke LaCross

I’m pretty sure I had Western Civ with Britten Covey.

I graduated in 2002.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe that guy on the field is the father of your classmate.

Redshirt

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