Apologize for the tardiness-when there’s no bye weeks it takes a bit more time to put my half-thoughts together.
To The Games!
Falcons/Bills:
Has Daboll finally figured out how to properly use Singletary? I’ve always felt he was the more dynamic player, Moss seeming to be a bit more of a plodder. Devin now has 75+ scrimmage yards in three straight as the Bills woeful running game shows some sign of life.
Giants/Bears:
Behold the mighty Giants and despair-under Judge (who has another year after this. YAY!) they’ve scored 25+ points in a game 4 times in 31 tries! Saquon is now in a time share with Booker and there are no wr’s of note playing aside from Golladay.
Chiefs/Bengals:
You’re staring at the game of the early window, folks. Over the last three games Patty has gone 8:1 TD/INT, 73% passing and has a 9.2 YPA. His opposite number beats him in every category with 10:0, 75% and 10.1 YPA. Thing is, Cincy hasn’t won three in a row all year (hey, they’re a young team coached by a youngster) and they currently have two in their back pocket.
Fins/Titans:
Beware the Waddle today. The Titans D gives up the 2nd-most points to wr’s and this fella has been remarkably consistent for a rook. Perhaps he’s the reason that Tua is giving the team a glimpse of his potential, finally. That Fins D tho-they’ve only allowing 11.7 ppg during the winning streak.
Raiders/Colts:
Wentz is a go but it’s Taylor that makes the team go. To win the division they’ll have to win out while the Titans do the opposite. That’s a tough request because Tennessee gets Houston next week.
Jags/Pats:
Whatever happened to the dead coach bounce that Jack Town was supposed to enjoy? Perhaps the rot goes even deeper than we thought… The Pats lost their grip on the division last week so I expect Old Bill will take out his frustrations today on the Jags-and it will be ugly in more than one way.
Bucs/Jets:
Tampa is strolling into the playoffs because the Jets and Panthers are left on the sked. Poor Zach, given the dearth of talent around him he’s decided to take it upon his wheels to make a difference, scoring 4 TD’s on the ground in the last five. Braxton Berrios who, in another timeline is a billionaire cereal magnate that wants to take over the world, has scored in two consecutive games!
Eagles/TEAM:
What is going on with teams (or TEAM) revolving their qb’s in and out of the huddle? It never works and yet Rivera is the latest to say that he’ll give it a shot with Allen and Heinicke. Philly’s backfield gives weight to the old adage that ‘the sum is greater than the parts’.
Rams/Ravens:
If you have a loved one playing in the Ravens secondary today it’s best to just close your eyes and say a prayer. I’m guessing Kupp goes for 15 catches, 150 yards and a brace of TD’s vs this cast of castoffs. Lamar didn’t bother limping thru practice on Thurs/Fri and is listed as questionable.
Type away…
PLAYOFFS Y’ALL
Sharkette wanting to watch Sesame street instead of football:
“Ok guys. Its over”
She could have watched Big Bird fuck up at qb for the Giants.
Bengals don’t know how to win.
Yeah, let not get Joe Burrow killed trying to not score a TD, Cincy.
Jinxed it.
Oh I feel the tears…
Magic on my tongue.
How I love to lap them up,
Your sad faces help me co…ohHAI Boss Irsay! Yes…sad.
*just happened*
*has no clue who I am, thinks I care.*
Jests gunna Jest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLZ1MJxb2_0
And give up the 2 point conversion…lol
Fuck!
New Year, Same Jets.
Is the whole AB thing funnier if the Buccs win against or lose to the Jets?
Watch him sneak back to the sideline and act like nothing happened.
Goes back up into the stands to ask for his gear back.
How he’s going to do that wearing a straitjacket, I don’t know.
The Harbaugh bros weekend of fail
You love to see it!
RAMMMIT!!!
CMON BENGAAAAAAAALS
Von Miller did the “I have to poop” dance!
JaMarr Chase!!!
Chase would appear to be your league winner.
50 points so far in the championship game pour moi!!!!
Fun fact: While 50-10 is not a scorgami, it has happened only 1 other time, and the Jags lost that one too
That’s MOAR impressive, really.
NOT FUN
WE WANT SCORIGAMI
SCORIGAAAAAAAAMI!!@!!!!!
What a surprisingly ungritty play from Renfrow. Should’ve gone down at the 1.
I need to clean a bit of the field now.
Yeah still gotta clean. A NY handy! I remember it cost me more once.
Please let this be…I love the old yeller reaction (not right in the head).
Carr v. Horse…come on
https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1477741531607879681
Goddamn, he’s even lost OJ now.
O.j. would prefer someone gets cut not quit
+1 slow white bronco!
Ffs…I wanna go home. Goodbye horses indeed!
Going forward, Chiefs/Cincy is going to be a featured game for the next 5 years at least because Burrow can keep up with Patty score-wise.
Can DUVAL fire Urban Meyer again? Maybe into space without a suit this time?
Forget gull-wing doors . . . I need a vehicle with a balcony:
Maybe they can form a joint venture with Boston Dynamics and make the first mech. For sure it would be a lot cooler than what DoD is spending our money on lately.
DAMNIT Jaguars! You ruined the scorigami!
Zac Taylor is now regretting telling the Bengals defense to play like the Bearcats defense.
50 for NE. Damn
Urban Meyer has set that franchise back years.
Come on RTD…gimme one last rejoice before you leave LV.
This Pats game is even more lopsided than the CFB playoffs. Who’d’ve thunk?
Confirmed: hitting a Rock Bottom on your opponent is illegal in the NFL.
Pats need to miss the XP here for Scorgami
Like they are gonna STOP scoring…
With your mom
-Bill Belichk
Joe Burrow is missing his nameplate.
Holy shit this Cincy offense is as good as listening to Tony Romo is bad.
https://twitter.com/BillTouspille/status/1477737103618416643
Parker gets a yellow card for dissent.
Between the clots trying to matter and the cfs whatever the hell…I disapprove. I hate this barn enough. Quit trying the pineapple trick.
So, did anyone chase after Antonio Brown had his mental breakdown, or is he running rampid in New York City?
Would anybody even notice a shitless guy running down the street in NY? Might have to let the wing-wang out for some air, to get the attention he so desperately craves.
Maybe he can do a Run Forest Run thing and be better after
This is the best spin-off idea in EVAR
Allen please throw it to Gabriel Davis
That would be Rocking!
The Giraffe’s passing line this week might be worse than Fromm’s last week. And I thought that was the worst I had ever seen (for an actual quartered back, not a fill-in WR).
One who should fly into the Cuckoo’s Nest.
I’m as free as a bird now…and this bird will never channnnnggggeeeeee*
*super long guitar thingy
Are we gonna be crass enough to start a Junior Seau date pool for AB yet?
Under!! I want to bet the under!!!
AB won’t kill himself; he loves himself too much.
Antonio Brown has still made millions of dollars more than all of us will ever make in our lifetimes combined.
¯\\(ツ)/¯
Given his proclivities, there’s no doubt in my mind that in 8-10 years we’ll be reading a story about him being compared to Lenny Dykstra.
So he’ll have spent more money than all of us will ever make in our lifetimes combined too.
Brady advocated strongly for AB. He should have done less research.
I don’t understand why DonT’s Magnificent Tits aren’t just punting on first down.
Because I need Tannehill points.
Between the clots attempting to be competitive and the college whatever the fuck championship, my schedule is shot to hell. I hate this goddamn barn. NCAA can kiss the entire circumference of my ass.
Look out Indy, Shogun is disgruntled!
Know what would help? Fire. Glorious fire. HOLY fire.
I know exactly where to start it.
Wow! Glennon has quadrupled his passing yards in less than a quarter!
Brunch?
Most of the games are good. If only the Vikings can win today.
Guys, it seems Antonio Brown isn’t stable.
/crosses him off list
-J. Elway
He got the swinger party start time wrong. Honest mistake.
Antonio Brown is three horses short of a stable.
I hope he gets some help for whatever is going on with him
BREAKING: salt is salty!