Your Second NFL Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread

To The Games!

Saints/Falcons:

Cal them the New Orleans Squeakers. With a win and a Niners loss they are in. How did they do it? Well, it’s called defense and they have a helluva lot of it. They’ve held their last 4 opponents to an average of 9 per game while scoring a mere 15 themselves. That is an amazing high wire act to perform but they’ve somehow pulled it off.

Jets/Blls:

In typical Jets fashion they’ll most likely have two picks in the top 7 but none in the top 3 because they beat the Texans earlier on. Not much is being made of the Bills having won three straight, scoring 93 points and outscoring folks by 43. In two of those games Singletary was given 20+ touches and responded with 96 and 110 yards.

Niners/Rams:

Division titles and playoff spots are on the line here as two teams on hot streaks try to settle their hash. Shanahan has been cagey (surprise!) about which qb is going to start but he loves Jimmy G, doesn’t he? I’m guessing Lance will be in there with a running/longer throw sub package at some point.

Pats/Fins:

This would seem like a letdown game for Miami but don’t underestimate a Flores-coached team. Waddle needs one grab for 12 yards to reach the 100/1,000 catch/yards mark and should get that over with right quick.

Seahawks/Cards:

Rashaad Penny has done wonders for his fantasy stock-which was dead in the water three months ago-if you’re willing to reach for an injury-prone rb that hasn’t really proven anything. As noted last week, Kliff’s Kards are limping into the playoffs (much like Kyler) with a 1-3 record to date.

Panthers/Bucs:

With a loss here Carolina should get the #5 pick in the draft and Rhule should thank first and foremost his questionable quarterback choices. Bruce “The Barbarian” Arians will play his starters as long as he feels like because he’s a cranky old man. Brady will be looking for someone else to trust in the passing game beyond Gronk and Evans.

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Doktor Zymm

Whoa, I totally forgot about that Jag missed FG return

ballsofsteelandfury

You can take the boy out of Detroit, but you can’t take the Lion out of the boy.

rockingdog

49ers are Rocking!!!!
Wayyy to gooooo!!!!

The Maestro

Bob Saget just died. FUCK.

Mr. Ayo

The Gospel of Fatthew delivers

Redshirt

You can take the player out of Detroit…

Gumbygirl

He needs a sports psychologist, stat!

Petronel

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…?

Petronel

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Doktor Zymm

Flashy!

Doktor Zymm

Dolphins!comment image

LemonJello

Ol’Titty Kisser on the field for Buffalo.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Raiders would get the 5 seed with a win tonight.

SHUT UP. IT COULD HAPPEN.

ThePirateSloth

Gotdamn Seahawks making me all anxious at a meaningless game. GAHHHH

Redshirt

Belichick: “Alright, let’s me open the 4th & 98 part of the playbook.”

Redshirt

EDIT: I’m a dumbass.

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Mr. Ayo

Welcome to the club!

The Maestro

Just saw a stat line… Sony Michel with 20 carries for 39 yards? Trent Richardson thinks he needs to step his game up.

Doktor Zymm

Who amoung our LA folk lives closest to Payday Loan Stadium?

ballsofsteelandfury

That would be Brick

Brick Meathook

Probably me

Brick Meathook

But I don’t live in Inglewood. I live in “LAX Adjacent”

ThePirateSloth

Gotdamn Penny.

Petronel

Sounds like a great time for Operation Sit On Our Fat Asses for Ten Minutes

Doktor Zymm

I have successfully completed that Operation many times with a full score!

Redshirt

Actually, the 49ers have no motivation to play. They are locked in the #6 seed. Rams can go anywhere from #2-#4.

Other than Homefield Advantage if Captain Qaron and the COVID-teers stumble, there is no reason to risk injury for both teams.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve actually been coming around to the idea of supporting the Niners as my local team, weirdly enough I actually live about equidistant between the Santa Clara stadium and the old Coliseum

ThePirateSloth

I used to work in Mountain View. I certainly don’t miss living down that way.

Which is not saying Portland is an improvement or anything.

Doktor Zymm

There is a lot of stuff I like about the Bay Area, but I can’t see myself actually settling here, even if I could afford it

Doktor Zymm

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C’mon Soss!

Petronel

We’d better make this PAT…

Petronel

YEPPERS

Doktor Zymm

Lookit Brokeback lope!

Doktor Zymm

I wonder whatever happened to the ‘cunt punt’ chick?

hippofant

THROW IT TO CUPP, COWARDS

Don T

Hate to see it
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is that the worst loss in franchise history?

Redshirt

Actually I think the worst loss in Franchise History occurred on March 28, 1984.

Col. Duke LaCross

Cooper Kupp is good at football.

Doktor Zymm

The Duck Punt dog is laughing at these games

SonOfSpam

KUPPDOWN

litre_cola

I took your RAMMITS to win the NFC at 7 to 1 a few weeks ago.

SonOfSpam

Hope you cash in in a few minutes!

litre_cola

I think they will beat the PACK TBH.

hippofant

puntkakke

Petronel

Yes, the rotated belly-to-back suplex is LEGAL in the NFL goddammit

Petronel

…but it doesn’t mean you can get away with a facemask

Mr. Ayo

More like Matt HACK

Mr. Ayo

More like Andy WeeDownHisLeg

ThePirateSloth

It’s almost insulting as a Seahawks fan to have this kind of offense and play calling during the last 2 games of the season…. WHEN IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER anymore.

ThePirateSloth

Instead, I’m just tired.