Your Maestro(Tabula?)/Reverend (Pats/Bills) Darby and Open Thread

That first game. Wow, what a doozy! That play midway through the third quarter? Amazing! JK, I’m composing this 1 1/2 hours before the first tilt even starts.

To The Game!

Pats/Bills:

-Is McDermott at a place in his coaching career where he can beat Old Bill twice in one season? Sure, he did it last season. (it was a trick question)

-Last time these teams played the Bills placed their lb’s almost directly behind the d-line, daring Macaroon Jones to beat them through the air. He did not.

-As a matter of factoid, Jones has tossed up as many picks (5) in his last four games as he did in the first ten games of the season.

-As noted before, Daboll finally trusting Singletary for multiple series in a row has resulted in the latter averaging almost 100 yards from scrimmage over the last four games. In my opinion, this is the last piece of Buffalo’s puzzle-to be able to run time off the clock when they need to.

-Feeling Their Oats? (no idea what that means) The Bills have won three of their last four vs the Pats. Before that they had lost 35 of the last 40.

-I’m thinking there might be a few frozen balls bouncing off the arms and chest of a few Buffalo pass catchers tonight. It’s not going to be “Canada Cold” but it will be cold enough.

-If the Pats play man (which is a rumor going round-likely started by Bill himself, that wily old codger) look for Allen to run a bit more than usual.

Play nice in the comments.

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Sharkbait

Fuck it. Come on Bills, get one more TD and make it a scorigami at least.

Cecil Rhodes

GOODBYE HORSES!

LemonJello

-Catherine the Great, leaving the Royal Stables.

Horatio Cornblower

https://twitter.com/Edelman11/status/1482544838004416513

Trent Green still thinks they’re the same picture.

makeitsnowondem

“No I don’t!” – Troy Aikman

makeitsnowondem

I wonder if these teams like each other.

Horatio Cornblower

Can’t wait for the postgame coaches handshake.

Gatoraids

Hope Mcdermott has a dildo up his sleeve for it

clint greasewood

Would Tommy Doyle be WR1 on the Patriots?

Sharkbait

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SonOfSpam

please don’t, think of all the drinks you still have left to make

WCS

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ballsofsteelandfury

Certainly will make tomorrow’s ass-kicking go down easier.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

FATGUYDOWN

Horatio Cornblower

FAT GUY DOWN!! THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

FAT GUY TD!! 7 FOR 7!!

LemonJello

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!

Doktor Zymm

Do we have anyone going to the Pitt game tomorrow? Can we get someone to throw a gray dildo at TEH BEN?

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sweet kick/trip by the Pats defender there.

LemonJello

The Legend of White Mac current status:

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Mr. Ayo

The NEW Legend of White Fromage

Sharkbait

Sigh. Another manhattan then.

clint greasewood

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Redshirt

Then 31-year old Curse of Bo Jackson just ended. Maybe its time for the 31-year long Curse of the Yellow Dildo?

LemonJello

Hey! Look who stopped by the clubhouse after his victory lap!

Thanks for putting on something other than that Bengals bandana, too.

Doktor Zymm

10-40 GOOD BUDDY

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

No mercy

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Doktor Zymm

They are on it!

Doktor Zymm

The Bills punter is enjoying the game from the locker room tv while wrapped in a fuzzy robe and slippers, sipping on a hot toddy

ballsofsteelandfury

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Horatio Cornblower

Man, I don’t know how Steve Belichik survives th…no, wait, I just figured it out.

WCS

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Pictured: Josh McDaniels and Bill Belicjick

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m eating dinner in a yurt

Horatio Cornblower

I sleep in a big bed, with my wife.

Gumbygirl

We spent a weekend in a yurt in the mountains in North Carolina once. It was nice, we got totally baked around the campfire and pigged out on s’mores, like badly behaved girl scouts.

LemonJello

“badly behaved girl scouts” sounds like a Balls Search Term.

Horatio Cornblower

Says a lot about the state of sport that someone drunk whips a dildo at Bourne and my reaction is “Oh thank god, it’s not racism!”

LemonJello

A Tradition Unlike Any Other…Patriots Schadenfreude Day

ballsofsteelandfury

Indeed

Horatio Cornblower

Duke Schadenfreude Day is right up there.

Doktor Zymm

Has there been a playoff game before where a team got a TD every drive? Buffala legit might

WCS

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Almost there…

Horatio Cornblower

Cole Beasley is wide open for the same reason no one buys property in Love Canal

Horatio Cornblower

Adrian Phillips got planted, but he had the makings of an MMA heel hook sunk in there, and you can tell he was thinking about finishing it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Pats fans! Gold Coast was down 30 – 16 in the fourth quarter against West Coast and they ended up winning 46-30!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck both clubs

Fronkenshteen

Holy shit! Some Buffalo vulgarian just threw a banana at Kendrick Bourne! Fuck is that shit?!

ballsofsteelandfury

Are we sure it wasn’t a yellow dildo?

Horatio Cornblower

Great minds, etc. etc.

Horatio Cornblower

You sure it wasn’t a yellow dildo?

/if it was a banana then fuck that racist piece of trash and his family unto the 7th generation.

Mr. Ayo

Hmm..

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s a dildo, Jim!

LemonJello

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Fronkenshteen

*Dr. Hibbert voice*

”My mistake!”

Doktor Zymm

Bananas don’t have testicles, dildo it is!

Mr. Ayo

What have I been eating?!?!?

Sharkbait

Shit is despicable. Regardless of sport or fandom. Fuck that asshole

Petronel

Welp, at least we’re in double digits now. (Yeah, but nowhere near enough.)

Doktor Zymm

In binary you only have 2 points, but in hex you have 16!

The Maestro

These so-called “Patriots” should be arrested for treason against competitive football.

Horatio Cornblower

Aren’t you in bed, sir?

The Maestro

Yes but the TV is off and I’m reading a textbook on Chinese history to try and bring back from boiling over into the next level of meltdown.

Senor Weaselo

Don’t end up doing your own rendition of the Great Leap Forward.

Doktor Zymm

Hm, yahoo sports app livestream appears to have crapped out completely. It is possible they deemed the game to be porn

LemonJello

Or a snuff film.

Gatoraids

boo-urns sir

Fronkenshteen

RUN you Alabama pussy!

WCS

Ah, shit…

Sharkbait

Touchdown. Wooo

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Horatio Cornblower

Kendrick Bourne shittalking after is certainly…optimistic.

Fronkenshteen

Lost a 6-leg parlay on the earlier game because Joe Burrow finished 18 passing-yards short of the Over. See patriot fans? I’m still more pathetic than you in this moment.

Doktor Zymm

I would appreciate this as a final score because of the beauty of one 3 contrasted with the dual 33, but with so much time left I am sure Buffalo will score more. Maybe we will get 6-66!

BugEyedBoo

Good Sam sounds like she smokes two packs of Luckies a day.

Fronkenshteen

Like Angie Harmon? Or late-career Lucille Ball?

BugEyedBoo

Froggy on The Little Rascals.

Senor Weaselo

If this gets any more one-sided Mike Lindell will have it arrested for treason.

Sharkbait

Fantastic

Horatio Cornblower

Banner. Unless BFC awards it to himself again.

Fronkenshteen

I want all the Bills starters pulled for the entire fourth quarter, and then I want to watch those same players passing around bottles of fireball and laughing.

The Maestro

I’m going to bed. Fuck everything.

Horatio Cornblower

But you’ll miss the end of the game.

Fronkenshteen

You had a good run. But c’mon, the only team in America with a weaker wide receiver corps was my fantasy team.

Sharkbait

You sir are not wrong

Horatio Cornblower

ONSIDES KICK!! NO MERCY!! DO IT!!

(they did not do it)

LemonJello

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Sharkbait

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Doktor Zymm

This officially qualifies as a trampling!

Mr. Ayo

Alright. Off to watch the ice HOX get their shit pushed in instead.

The Maestro

This franchise is fucked for the next twenty years. Literally everyone should be cut or traded. Bill Belichick should be fired and blacklisted for letting Tom Brady walk. The textbook definition of criminal negligence.

Mr. Ayo

P*ts fans reacting reasonably quite early!

WCS

YOU DO NAWT KNOW OWAH PAIN! OWAH AHHNGUISH! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

WCS

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

This house…is cleaaah

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