That first game. Wow, what a doozy! That play midway through the third quarter? Amazing! JK, I’m composing this 1 1/2 hours before the first tilt even starts.
To The Game!
Pats/Bills:
-Is McDermott at a place in his coaching career where he can beat Old Bill twice in one season? Sure, he did it last season. (it was a trick question)
-Last time these teams played the Bills placed their lb’s almost directly behind the d-line, daring Macaroon Jones to beat them through the air. He did not.
-As a matter of factoid, Jones has tossed up as many picks (5) in his last four games as he did in the first ten games of the season.
-As noted before, Daboll finally trusting Singletary for multiple series in a row has resulted in the latter averaging almost 100 yards from scrimmage over the last four games. In my opinion, this is the last piece of Buffalo’s puzzle-to be able to run time off the clock when they need to.
-Feeling Their Oats? (no idea what that means) The Bills have won three of their last four vs the Pats. Before that they had lost 35 of the last 40.
-I’m thinking there might be a few frozen balls bouncing off the arms and chest of a few Buffalo pass catchers tonight. It’s not going to be “Canada Cold” but it will be cold enough.
-If the Pats play man (which is a rumor going round-likely started by Bill himself, that wily old codger) look for Allen to run a bit more than usual.
Play nice in the comments.
Fuck it. Come on Bills, get one more TD and make it a scorigami at least.
GOODBYE HORSES!
-Catherine the Great, leaving the Royal Stables.
https://twitter.com/Edelman11/status/1482544838004416513
Trent Green still thinks they’re the same picture.
“No I don’t!” – Troy Aikman
I wonder if these teams like each other.
Can’t wait for the postgame coaches handshake.
Hope Mcdermott has a dildo up his sleeve for it
Would Tommy Doyle be WR1 on the Patriots?
please don’t, think of all the drinks you still have left to make
Certainly will make tomorrow’s ass-kicking go down easier.
FATGUYDOWN
FAT GUY DOWN!! THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!
FAT GUY TD!! 7 FOR 7!!
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!
Do we have anyone going to the Pitt game tomorrow? Can we get someone to throw a gray dildo at TEH BEN?
Pretty sweet kick/trip by the Pats defender there.
The Legend of White Mac current status:
The NEW Legend of White Fromage
Sigh. Another manhattan then.
Then 31-year old Curse of Bo Jackson just ended. Maybe its time for the 31-year long Curse of the Yellow Dildo?
Hey! Look who stopped by the clubhouse after his victory lap!
Thanks for putting on something other than that Bengals bandana, too.
10-40 GOOD BUDDY
No mercy
They are on it!
The Bills punter is enjoying the game from the locker room tv while wrapped in a fuzzy robe and slippers, sipping on a hot toddy
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Man, I don’t know how Steve Belichik survives th…no, wait, I just figured it out.
Pictured: Josh McDaniels and Bill Belicjick
I’m eating dinner in a yurt
I sleep in a big bed, with my wife.
We spent a weekend in a yurt in the mountains in North Carolina once. It was nice, we got totally baked around the campfire and pigged out on s’mores, like badly behaved girl scouts.
“badly behaved girl scouts” sounds like a Balls Search Term.
Says a lot about the state of sport that someone drunk whips a dildo at Bourne and my reaction is “Oh thank god, it’s not racism!”
A Tradition Unlike Any Other…Patriots Schadenfreude Day
Indeed
Duke Schadenfreude Day is right up there.
Has there been a playoff game before where a team got a TD every drive? Buffala legit might
Almost there…
Cole Beasley is wide open for the same reason no one buys property in Love Canal
Adrian Phillips got planted, but he had the makings of an MMA heel hook sunk in there, and you can tell he was thinking about finishing it.
Pats fans! Gold Coast was down 30 – 16 in the fourth quarter against West Coast and they ended up winning 46-30!
Fuck both clubs
Holy shit! Some Buffalo vulgarian just threw a banana at Kendrick Bourne! Fuck is that shit?!
Are we sure it wasn’t a yellow dildo?
Great minds, etc. etc.
You sure it wasn’t a yellow dildo?
/if it was a banana then fuck that racist piece of trash and his family unto the 7th generation.
Hmm..
That’s a dildo, Jim!
*Dr. Hibbert voice*
”My mistake!”
Bananas don’t have testicles, dildo it is!
What have I been eating?!?!?
Shit is despicable. Regardless of sport or fandom. Fuck that asshole
Welp, at least we’re in double digits now. (Yeah, but nowhere near enough.)
In binary you only have 2 points, but in hex you have 16!
These so-called “Patriots” should be arrested for treason against competitive football.
Aren’t you in bed, sir?
Yes but the TV is off and I’m reading a textbook on Chinese history to try and bring back from boiling over into the next level of meltdown.
Don’t end up doing your own rendition of the Great Leap Forward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULSTSU5h6SA
Hm, yahoo sports app livestream appears to have crapped out completely. It is possible they deemed the game to be porn
Or a snuff film.
boo-urns sir
RUN you Alabama pussy!
Ah, shit…
Touchdown. Wooo
Kendrick Bourne shittalking after is certainly…optimistic.
Lost a 6-leg parlay on the earlier game because Joe Burrow finished 18 passing-yards short of the Over. See patriot fans? I’m still more pathetic than you in this moment.
I would appreciate this as a final score because of the beauty of one 3 contrasted with the dual 33, but with so much time left I am sure Buffalo will score more. Maybe we will get 6-66!
Good Sam sounds like she smokes two packs of Luckies a day.
Like Angie Harmon? Or late-career Lucille Ball?
Froggy on The Little Rascals.
If this gets any more one-sided Mike Lindell will have it arrested for treason.
Fantastic
Banner. Unless BFC awards it to himself again.
I want all the Bills starters pulled for the entire fourth quarter, and then I want to watch those same players passing around bottles of fireball and laughing.
I’m going to bed. Fuck everything.
But you’ll miss the end of the game.
You had a good run. But c’mon, the only team in America with a weaker wide receiver corps was my fantasy team.
You sir are not wrong
ONSIDES KICK!! NO MERCY!! DO IT!!
(they did not do it)
This officially qualifies as a trampling!
Alright. Off to watch the ice HOX get their shit pushed in instead.
This franchise is fucked for the next twenty years. Literally everyone should be cut or traded. Bill Belichick should be fired and blacklisted for letting Tom Brady walk. The textbook definition of criminal negligence.
P*ts fans reacting reasonably quite early!
YOU DO NAWT KNOW OWAH PAIN! OWAH AHHNGUISH! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
This house…is cleaaah