Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread

Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…

To The Game!

Niners/Packers:

-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.

-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.

-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.

-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.

-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.

-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.

-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.

-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.

Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.

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Spur

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LemonJello

This beach looks nice.

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh my.

Spur

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hippofant

The 49ers are losing and it’s not Jimmy G’s fault.

I dunno how to feel about this.

Doktor Zymm

Let us go, Santa Clara! Make the plays be!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s My [Bay Area Football Team]!

NotShogunButShogun

Erin we know you don’t eat. Stop it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Does it count as eating if you throw it up afterwards?

King Hippo

There’s probably, like, an inverse 3-second rule

Doktor Zymm

Even if it has only been down there 3 seconds she better not put it back on the buffet

King Hippo

where’s the THAT’S MY FETISH!! gif??

Doktor Zymm

Nah, that’s just temporarily swallowing

Spur

Eat like no one is watching from the door peephole

Spur

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Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Beerguyrob

It’s a Dark & Stormy start to this game.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want that.

King Hippo

Scotchy’s summoUning woUrked!!!

Beerguyrob

Not only that – I have a post in the hopper for Wednesday.

Gumbygirl

It’s Rob! Howyadoin?

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want that.

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want…to look like that.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m pretty sure they’re not wearing headphones while swimming.

Gumbygirl

Not a fumble.

King Hippo

shit, that really was a fumble. Back to not paying attention (CIN/TN is written up, this wet bag of shit will get two sentences).

litre_cola

Was that a football move???

rockingdog

Found a funny;

Red pepper flakes?? Oh do you mean mommy’s spicy little fish food?

LemonJello

More turnovers than an Andy Reid pre-breakfast starter pack.

Spur

Yup, nice
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want that.

Petronel

ok, gentlemen, let’s see if we can do something with this…

Petronel

Yeah, not that.

LemonJello

That’s the last pass Lewis will see. AA-Ron just put him on the “family” list.

Spur

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LemonJello

That beach sucks.

King Hippo

THOSE are some proper SECOND AMENDMENT SHOULDERS!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

I have a Taco Lover’s Pass from Taco Bell.

I regret nothing.

SonOfSpam

Sure, it’s the most authentic Mexican food around.

WCS

Your toilet will.

clint greasewood

I bought one for the homeless guy that is near my job to be nice. Got praised by my boss because there is no Taco Bell nowhere near us, so the guy moved his camp to be closer to Taco Bell. Even got a round of applause for solving “the problem” at our meeting. I’m now looking for another job.

Don T

Before I pass out, let it be known: life zhdhdjdjxbx xdb

SonOfSpam

That’s good self-care practicin

King Hippo

You and Redshirt really had the nicest Derby. As good of two sports as we have on these pages.

If Donks/Raiders ever play a truly meaningful January tilt again, Rikki and I might be pistols at dawn!

Gumbygirl

Don’t forget, you are my current favorite!

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

Spur, I just want to say Bless You for making next week’s Sexy Friday easy for me.

Beerguyrob

Is this the new Buddy signal?

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!

SonOfSpam

Kocky kid krushes klutch kick.

hippofant

I like the idea that the opposite could happen.

“Welp, we’re fucked boys, get ready for overtime!”

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m writing “Game Over” in my Peechee folder.

SonOfSpam

Did you at least do a kickass VH logo first?

ballsofsteelandfury

Fuckin A!

SonOfSpam

Low Commander’s PeeChee:

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Fronkenshteen

Forty niners. To win. Five dimes.

litre_cola

Well then one of us will be happy.

Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people. Have we heard from Redshirt? Is he somewhere in Kentucky getting drunk on all the bourbon?

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

Now that’s an ass I can get behind!

Spur

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Gumbygirl

That Tom Rinaldi is the ugliest sideline girl.

litre_cola

I mean look at his shoulders! – K. Hippo

Petronel

In principle, I should be OK with whatever outcome, as I also have a Pack shareholder cert (one of the basically-worthless ones, received as a gift).

…..naaaah. GO NYNURZ

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litre_cola

I bartended for him a few nights. Absolute beauty of a human.

Gumbygirl

Whenever I think of hockey, I picture him skating down the ice with his hair flying!

King Hippo

Say what you will about the Ice Stillers, they had some excellent hair!

Petronel

And that still doesn’t look a damn thing like our Jeanine

Petronel

For the record, yes, I would totally wear a sourdough bread bowl hat (plastic not organic)

Gumbygirl

I was thinking it should be a wine glass hat. Good luck Petronel, I am rooting hard for the niners!

Petronel

That would work too! (And, thanks! 🙂 )

LemonJello

Could Fox just cut Strahan’s mike? Please?

Spur

Look closely and you can see Aaron sucking the ivermectin out of his horses’ ass

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King Hippo

methinks I keep this one muted, though

Spur

Jeanie needs to get his turnover out of his system early.

King Hippo

I relented and wore a crimson-ish shirt for Ms. Nel’s Tomsulas. But I don’t feel good about it. We are really putting all our NFC eggs in the RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! basket.

SonOfSpam

AS YOU SHOULD

Brady is down to Evans and Gronk and I’m talking myself into really liking our chances which is oh so stupid

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

How does she play tennis with those things? Poor girl is going to get CTE.

King Hippo

TRUE HIPPO STORY – I once played tennis with a gal who had yuuuugggge knockers, and it really was a problem with her stroke (PHRASING).

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Simona Halep (former #1) had a breast reduction.

Gumbygirl

Better put that bra on, girlfriend.

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Petronel

Seriously – that’s going to hurt after a while.

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Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

That guy reminds me of the Dave Attell joke about shaving his pubes as a hairy dude.

Something about a garbage fire breaking out on his nutsack.

King Hippo

Dave Attell is fantastic and we need Insomniac back for the next generation.

Gumbygirl

Please let that change tonight. I want Rodgers to have the most embarrassing game in the history of games.

Spur

Beefcake Saturday?

Spur

I’m hoping for decapitation via Bosa but a torn ACL or broken arm would be ok for Rodgers to be awarded with.

When he gets hurt you think he’s going to do his own research on how to “fix”?

hippofant

I’m not settling for anything less than a Joe Theissman / Alex Smith.

hippofant

This fucking Aaron Rodgers segment narrator just shat on participation trophies in one breath, and in another pointed out that Rodgers has only won 1 Super Bowl 10 years ago, all while Rodgers’ dick in his mouth.

LemonJello

Ventriloquism is making a big, big comeback!

Spur
LemonJello

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King Hippo

ok, top THAT, all-time top 5 QB against…Janeane Garofolo with a bad throwing shoulder.

NotShogunButShogun

The Persian persuasion is out.

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