Your Redshirt/DonT Fight To The Finish and Open Thread

Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for this site, smgdh) Maybe it’s just the football yakkers doing their thing to keep interest up (which is completely unnecessary during the Final Eight Round, by the way) but each “dog” playing this weekend has a legit shot at a win. (I feel there’s no real dog in the Bills/Chiefs game tho)

To The Game!

Bengals/Titans:

-Vrabel mentioned that he wanted to see how King Henry reacted to contact during practice. After sending three practice squadders to the hospital, coach announced that Derrick was ‘ready to go!’.

-Entering Belichick/Reid Territory? Vrabel is 8-0 when his team has had rest.

-Back in 2019 the Bengals were the league’s worst vs the run. After overhauling the D (there are only 2 holdovers from that team) they now sit at 13th. Turning over that many players while assembling that O unit indicates that despite everything you might imagine about about Cincy’s head office, they’ve done incredible work/gotten lucky.

-However! Their o-line features three starters with bottom 10 PFF grades if you’re into that sort of thing. So… quick passes it is. (with the occasional long throw to Chase)

-Speaking of, the fella is 27(!) for 507(!) and 3 TD’s over his last three games. The Titans are middle of the pack DVOA-wise in defending the other team’s #1 wr.

-One thing you can say about the Titans OC Downing is that he is disciplined/stubborn with respect to his commitment to the running game. Don’t expect him to change course if they get down by two scores.

-I mean, that almost certainly plays into the Titans game plan, right? The last thing the Bengals should do is go the quick score route and force their iffy D back onto the field for long stretches at a time-that’ll no doubt catch up to them towards the end of the game.

-Also, Burrow’s tendency to take punishment/sacks doesn’t mesh well with a Titans front four that has dumped the opposing qb on the ground the 2nd-most times this year.

It’s time to make those fingers dance.

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Redshirt

Yeah, let’s get rid of all plays that involve Burrow as Lead Blocker.

Petronel

He’s got…

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Doktor Zymm

Chased!

Recovery Whiskey

I’ll be damned, a bubble screen can work.

litre_cola

Chase is on the case!

Doktor Zymm

Toasted brioche bun, heirloom tomato, fresh mozz, oil + vinegar, basil. Classic. Delicious. Sandwich.

litre_cola

How old were the tomatoEs?

herodotus450

“Yeah, what he said.”
-Matt G.

Doktor Zymm

“What’s this about toes?”
-Rex R.

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!

King Hippo

Cincy heard Scotchy’s advice

rockingdog

Any chance we get a fake punt or trick play?
That would be rocking!

Fronkenshteen

Henry looks like he’s already winded.

Brocky

I don’t know why, but I find this image hilarious

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WCS

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Doktor Zymm

“Before we’ll let you watch the game that is the only reason you are signing up for our service, please select at least 3 of these shows you’ve never watched and have no interest in so we can give you personalized recommendations that you’ll also never watch!”

Gumbygirl

Tell them you’re only interested in snuff films.

King Hippo

I mean, how else is one to get off??

Doktor Zymm

I did enjoy watching Dallas get offed last weekend

Redshirt

Choose stupid choices, to make CBS think that’s what people want to watch nowadays.

“You’re three choices: watching grass grow, history of primary colors and another goddamn NCIS show.”

Gumbygirl

When we moved to Scotland, there were four channels. BBC 1 and 2, ITV (channel 3) and Channel 4. The day I got there, I turned on the tube. Two of them were showing documentaries about mushrooms. Different documentaries.

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Doktor Zymm

So many fun mushroom facts!

litre_cola

Has anyone ever met someone named Clete in person?

Mr. Ayo

I knew a Cletus

Brocky

Simpsons characters don’t count

Gumbygirl

I went to school with a Grover Sleasman, a Parley Groves, and a Herbert Hoover ( not that one!)

King Hippo

no, and I have lived all my sentient life below the M-D Line

Redshirt

This OL is going to get Burrow killed.

King Hippo

Tits get such good pressure with just 4 – that’s gonna be a problem for Burrow (or any mortal QB).

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Despite the score, this…does not look good for the Bengals.

Doktor Zymm

Time to go activate my free trial of Paramount+ so I can watch this, I hate CBS SO SO MUCH

Spur

Cincy Power!

Brocky

My dad is doing the thing where he’s trying not to fall asleep in the middle of the afternoon.

He picked a bad game….

litre_cola

Wife and kid are sleeping, I am pretty stoned, I want a nap but I will be damned if I sleep through solitude time!

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King Hippo

Let me speak for all us past 40 – that struggle IS REAL.

Gumbygirl

Complete opposite here- I used to be able to sleep during the day, now I can’t. It sucks donkey dicks.

King Hippo

if I grow out of this, I’mma be mighty pissed

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The underdog in the Bengals game scores a field goal on their opening possession? Boo! Re-run!

TheRevanchist

Good defense by both teams. Maybe we can see a little more offense in the KC game.

Redshirt

Cincinnati Bengals 3 – Joe Burrow Stress Microfractures 2 – Tennessee Titans 0

King Hippo

Don’t worry, Charmslinger brought enough nanobubbles to share

Brocky

The wrestling tag team we didn’t know we needed

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Gumbygirl

Dick’s Twitter is awesome, I’m following him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I heard he hit the ground running so hard it died of a heart attack shortly thereafter.

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Gumbygirl

He was trying to respond to everyone. And he was proud as hell that he was “trendy” bless his heart!

Gumbygirl

I’ve been to a game at that stadium- it is loud!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tennessee’s defense looks very good except when they decide to use telekenisis to tackle Mixon.

Redshirt

I’d rather that flag happened before Burrow got DDT’d into the turf but okay.

rockingdog

LOL
On the first play!!!! Hahahaha

Petronel

“All three of these guys and the entire starting OL TOGETHER AGAIN!”

*Tanny is immediately intercepted, all of those guys leave the field*

King Hippo

Sometimes…he still reads defense like a guy who played WR in college.

rockingdog

Found a funny;

girlfriend: is crying

me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while

LemonJello

EARLY SUDDEN CHANGE!

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Redshirt

That’s an okay start.

litre_cola

Sudden change!

Gumbygirl

Ooh, Tannyfanny! Pickerception.

Brocky

But my cousins moved away years ago

LemonJello

The good old opening kickoff touchback. The most exciting 10 seconds in professional sports.

rockingdog

Hopefully Joe is Rocking!!!

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litre_cola
litre_cola

My wife has now taken to hiding Decilitres snacks so I don’t get to them first. Mission accepted.

litre_cola

I feel bad that I had him in FF as he passes my super asshat/criminal line.

Brocky

I won a championship with him as my qb and I felt so dirty.

My team was named Aaron Rodgers Sucks

Redshirt

I’ve never prayed for a QB to be Theismann’d/Smith’d (not even Roethlisberger)…until now

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You mean Greater Cheeseistan?

litre_cola

*Grater Cheesistan

Fronkenshteen

Not only is Cincy going to win today, they’re winning the goddamn Superb Owl. The Mush has spoken!

King Hippo

I am pretty sure all us Clubhouse neutrals surely want the Tits/WKRP winner to win the Owl. So…it won’t be allowed to happen.

Spur

Afternoon Folks

Redshirt

Tangential Brush With Greatness-

My mother worked in the same daycare that Anthony Munoz brought his kids to.

Tangential Brush With Derpness-

I’m distantly related to David Klinger. From what we were told, he hates the Bengals and the Browns family.

Gumbygirl

Tangential brush with greatness-
I used to work with Champ Bailey’s mom.

King Hippo

did it MOVE??

litre_cola

I put money on Cinci. Apologies Redshirt.

Redshirt
Horatio Cornblower

Don’t worry, Redshirt. He bet on Dallas last week, and look how that worked out!

litre_cola

I have the Costa Rican and LigaMX pretty dialed in, NFL, not so much.

Bengals ML, Burrow over 235.5, Chase td.

Redshirt
Redshirt

Yeah, but how often do you get to see 1989 commericals?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

SANTA ANA WINDS: [are blowing at 40 mph and strewing leaves and other debris all across the Southland]

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: Why haven’t you swept the deck yet, like I asked?

Redshirt

“What are you going to do?” – Clara Oswald / Dr. Deadly, Esq.

Talk very fast, hope something good happens, take the credit. That’s generally how it works.” Eleventh Doctor / Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

WCS

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King Hippo

YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!!!!

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