Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for this site, smgdh) Maybe it’s just the football yakkers doing their thing to keep interest up (which is completely unnecessary during the Final Eight Round, by the way) but each “dog” playing this weekend has a legit shot at a win. (I feel there’s no real dog in the Bills/Chiefs game tho)
To The Game!
Bengals/Titans:
-Vrabel mentioned that he wanted to see how King Henry reacted to contact during practice. After sending three practice squadders to the hospital, coach announced that Derrick was ‘ready to go!’.
-Entering Belichick/Reid Territory? Vrabel is 8-0 when his team has had rest.
-Back in 2019 the Bengals were the league’s worst vs the run. After overhauling the D (there are only 2 holdovers from that team) they now sit at 13th. Turning over that many players while assembling that O unit indicates that despite everything you might imagine about about Cincy’s head office, they’ve done incredible work/gotten lucky.
-However! Their o-line features three starters with bottom 10 PFF grades if you’re into that sort of thing. So… quick passes it is. (with the occasional long throw to Chase)
-Speaking of, the fella is 27(!) for 507(!) and 3 TD’s over his last three games. The Titans are middle of the pack DVOA-wise in defending the other team’s #1 wr.
-One thing you can say about the Titans OC Downing is that he is disciplined/stubborn with respect to his commitment to the running game. Don’t expect him to change course if they get down by two scores.
-I mean, that almost certainly plays into the Titans game plan, right? The last thing the Bengals should do is go the quick score route and force their iffy D back onto the field for long stretches at a time-that’ll no doubt catch up to them towards the end of the game.
-Also, Burrow’s tendency to take punishment/sacks doesn’t mesh well with a Titans front four that has dumped the opposing qb on the ground the 2nd-most times this year.
It’s time to make those fingers dance.
Yeah, let’s get rid of all plays that involve Burrow as Lead Blocker.
He’s got…
Buncha guys chasing Chase.
-Titans D
Chased!
I’ll be damned, a bubble screen can work.
Chase is on the case!
Toasted brioche bun, heirloom tomato, fresh mozz, oil + vinegar, basil. Classic. Delicious. Sandwich.
How old were the tomatoEs?
“Yeah, what he said.”
-Matt G.
“What’s this about toes?”
-Rex R.
That’s Rocking!
Cincy heard Scotchy’s advice
Any chance we get a fake punt or trick play?
That would be rocking!
Henry looks like he’s already winded.
Totally agree-he doesn’t seem to be in game shape.
I don’t know why, but I find this image hilarious
“Before we’ll let you watch the game that is the only reason you are signing up for our service, please select at least 3 of these shows you’ve never watched and have no interest in so we can give you personalized recommendations that you’ll also never watch!”
Tell them you’re only interested in snuff films.
I mean, how else is one to get off??
I did enjoy watching Dallas get offed last weekend
Choose stupid choices, to make CBS think that’s what people want to watch nowadays.
“You’re three choices: watching grass grow, history of primary colors and another goddamn NCIS show.”
When we moved to Scotland, there were four channels. BBC 1 and 2, ITV (channel 3) and Channel 4. The day I got there, I turned on the tube. Two of them were showing documentaries about mushrooms. Different documentaries.
So many fun mushroom facts!
If the Cincy punter flubs one, I’ll have no choice but to call him “The Wilpon”.
Has anyone ever met someone named Clete in person?
I knew a Cletus
Simpsons characters don’t count
I went to school with a Grover Sleasman, a Parley Groves, and a Herbert Hoover ( not that one!)
no, and I have lived all my sentient life below the M-D Line
This OL is going to get Burrow killed.
Don’t exaggerate-“Maimed for life” is much more likely.
Tits get such good pressure with just 4 – that’s gonna be a problem for Burrow (or any mortal QB).
Wr’s have to shorten their routes. Shouldn’t be rocket science.
Despite the score, this…does not look good for the Bengals.
Time to go activate my free trial of Paramount+ so I can watch this, I hate CBS SO SO MUCH
Cincy Power!
My dad is doing the thing where he’s trying not to fall asleep in the middle of the afternoon.
He picked a bad game….
Wife and kid are sleeping, I am pretty stoned, I want a nap but I will be damned if I sleep through solitude time!
Let me speak for all us past 40 – that struggle IS REAL.
Complete opposite here- I used to be able to sleep during the day, now I can’t. It sucks donkey dicks.
if I grow out of this, I’mma be mighty pissed
“Cincinnati chili-wise, the Bengals have started browning the ground beef.”
-Andy Reid, announcer
The underdog in the Bengals game scores a field goal on their opening possession? Boo! Re-run!
Good defense by both teams. Maybe we can see a little more offense in the KC game.
Cincinnati Bengals 3 – Joe Burrow Stress Microfractures 2 – Tennessee Titans 0
Don’t worry, Charmslinger brought enough nanobubbles to share
The wrestling tag team we didn’t know we needed
Dick’s Twitter is awesome, I’m following him.
I heard he hit the ground running so hard it died of a heart attack shortly thereafter.
He was trying to respond to everyone. And he was proud as hell that he was “trendy” bless his heart!
I’ve been to a game at that stadium- it is loud!
Tennessee’s defense looks very good except when they decide to use telekenisis to tackle Mixon.
I’d rather that flag happened before Burrow got DDT’d into the turf but okay.
LOL
On the first play!!!! Hahahaha
“All three of these guys and the entire starting OL TOGETHER AGAIN!”
*Tanny is immediately intercepted, all of those guys leave the field*
Sometimes…he still reads defense like a guy who played WR in college.
Found a funny;
girlfriend: is crying
me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while
EARLY SUDDEN CHANGE!
That’s an okay start.
Sudden change!
Ooh, Tannyfanny! Pickerception.
There’s an erection in Ohio
But my cousins moved away years ago
The good old opening kickoff touchback. The most exciting 10 seconds in professional sports.
Hopefully Joe is Rocking!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRr94ssnQo
My wife has now taken to hiding Decilitres snacks so I don’t get to them first. Mission accepted.
https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1484972015354363909?s=20
I feel bad that I had him in FF as he passes my super asshat/criminal line.
I won a championship with him as my qb and I felt so dirty.
My team was named Aaron Rodgers Sucks
I’ve never prayed for a QB to be Theismann’d/Smith’d (not even Roethlisberger)…until now
I look forward to Rodgers post-playing career as “The President of Wisconsin And Outlying Areas including Duluth, Moose Lake and Elkader”.
You mean Greater Cheeseistan?
*Grater Cheesistan
Not only is Cincy going to win today, they’re winning the goddamn Superb Owl. The Mush has spoken!
I am pretty sure all us Clubhouse neutrals surely want the Tits/WKRP winner to win the Owl. So…it won’t be allowed to happen.
Afternoon Folks
Tangential Brush With Greatness-
I once sat in a hot tub with a guy that played wide receiver on Boomer Esiason’s high school team.
Tangential Brush With Greatness-
My mother worked in the same daycare that Anthony Munoz brought his kids to.
Tangential Brush With Derpness-
I’m distantly related to David Klinger. From what we were told, he hates the Bengals and the Browns family.
Tangential brush with greatness-
I used to work with Champ Bailey’s mom.
…did it MOVE??
Joe Burrow’s speech before Bengals vs. Titans had team fired up and went viral (msn.com)
This should be interesting.
I put money on Cinci. Apologies Redshirt.
d2f.png (600×500) (kym-cdn.com)
Don’t worry, Redshirt. He bet on Dallas last week, and look how that worked out!
Helen Hunt jumps out a window – YouTube
I have the Costa Rican and LigaMX pretty dialed in, NFL, not so much.
Bengals ML, Burrow over 235.5, Chase td.
It could happen again!
1989 Wk. 15 Oilers vs. Bengals – YouTube
[sits down to watch 3 hour, 45 minute *clip*]
Yeah, but how often do you get to see 1989 commericals?
Not today, Redshirt, not today.
SANTA ANA WINDS: [are blowing at 40 mph and strewing leaves and other debris all across the Southland]
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: Why haven’t you swept the deck yet, like I asked?
“What are you going to do?” – Clara Oswald / Dr. Deadly, Esq.
“Talk very fast, hope something good happens, take the credit. That’s generally how it works.” Eleventh Doctor / Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!!!!