Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”
The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”
Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.
To The Game!
Rams/Bucs:
-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.
-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.
-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.
-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.
-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.
-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?
Make a comment or twelve.
Come on Safety for the Safety Gods!
Live look in on the Bucs fans
The Rams better come out pumped. None of this Mike McCarthy prevent shit
EXACTLY
I’d say McCarthy is several orders of stupid below McVay.
What does he even do? Doesn’t call offense, doesn’t call defense!
Stupid Akers
Looks like a fumble.
Wonder if Arians will mention Atlanta at halftime.
1 head = 2 feet
“Not if they’re my wife’s feet”
-Rex Ryan
The diameter of Javier Bardem’s craneum?
Wonderful actor, but his noggin’ has Easter Island citizenship.
Did OBJ just finish shoveling the driveway before that picture was taken? Was he rolling in a pile of blow? Either or both are extremely possible.
If Rams get a TD here and then go for 2 it could be 28-3 at the half
/shut up you were all thinking it
Sorry my bad for saying this and causing Akers to fumble. Maybe a safety now?
Actually I was thinking if I need to change my pants as well as my underwear, but you do have a point.
That tablet Brady has only has moments to live.
Are Qaaron and TB12 both going to lose in the same week? ARE WE FINALLY DONE WITH THIS MIRROR UNIVERSE OF SHIT?
They want to hang out at the Pro Bowl.
Just turned the sound on. Cris wouldn’t be sadder if you shot his dog. Then fucked it. While he watched.
Hahaha
Brady throws the INT
Rams DEF is Rockingggg 💪
TOM BRADY: [makes a stupid, risky throw, and throws it badly]
CRIS COLLINSWORTH: What an amazing, amazing, amazing play by the Rams defender!
If you had USAA insurance, Gronk, you’d be covered from loss due to stolen passes like that one.
Cris is a amazed that a professional athlete on special teams, was able to perform on defense.
Deep analysis there.
It’s happening!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuxfQMsUK4&ab_channel=TheEdSullivanShow
I was laughing so hard earlier-on his “Let’s Go!” podcast Brady was saying last week that he gets to talk way more shit than other qb’s to the refs without any consequences.
Hell Yeah!
Oh fuck yes!
Omg Bradyception
Oh Jesus, I am creaming my jeans!
Oh delicious. Brady tears are tasty.
DREAMBOATCEPTION! THE FIFTH SEAL HAS BEEN UNLOCKED!
Brady beatdown! You love to see it!
The destroyer of Arsenal FC and the most hated man in St. Louis.
“I won’t say it’s been easy. War is never easy. But it has been far easier for us than it has been for them. I know it’s not over yet, and anything can happen, but so far our weapons have proved superior. Their captain, the formidably foul Braaa-dy has shown chinks in his armor, and the port of MRSA screams in anguish as the Pirate Ship begins to founder.”
RAMMIIITT
KEEP RAMMING IT, RAMMIT!
Yak leader? I remember college.
“Beckham is one of those hands catchers-the ball just seems to lock in there, just like I used to lock in on 15 year old’s back in the day.”
-C. Collinsworth
Using all the clock, AND they receive the 2nd half kickoff…
I see no gout gait from Stafford. Looking good!
Man, is LA gonna party or what!!
To be fair, only like 10% of the people in LA care.
“Fuck, I played in the wrong city.” — Jay Cutler
I would have been here for a prior Super Bowl appearance RAM IT remix. Double if they’re the visitors at home for the Owl.
That wasn’t blood in Tom Brady’s mouth, it was a strawberry that Von Miller crammed in there. That’s why Tom was so upset.
Hail Shanklin!
Brady’s herpes flaring up.
One more taunting penalty and Brady gets tossed!
Let’s do it!
I forget that that’s a thing, and would be the most glorious refball in history, BLEERGH willing.
Tom Brady’s bloody lip isn’t actually from that hit — it’s from the puréed baby fetuses that are used to make his TB12 protein shakes. Alex Guerrero says that fetuses really improve pliability.
Rams Sideline Right Now (Artist’s Interpretation)
DRAGO Vs ROCKY – ( “He’s Cut” ) fight scene in High Definition (HD) **WOW** – YouTube
Like Brady didn’t just bite his own lip or forget to use chapstick or something.
ALL HAIL SHAN’KLOR
Tommy gets fucked by BLEERGH and then SHANK’LOR makes an appearance? The gods may be with us today, folks!
“Nailed it!”
–Blair Walsh
Am I doing this right?
Every time I see a missed field goal or extra point, I get pissed off as it reminds me the rat birds have fucking Justin Tucker.
he really is the Brett Kern of placements
You know its not even just Tucker. I would bet my house that the Ravens as an organization, year in and year out, have the most accurate kickers.
The guys they cut in training camp end up having long careers. Like Graham Gano.
Give me a break, Cris. Brady wasn’t hit in the head on the play, he probably bit his tongue or lip when he got hit and now he’s playing it up.
Shanklor has entered the chat