Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread

Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”

The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”

Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.

To The Game!

Rams/Bucs:

-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.

-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.

-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.

-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.

-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.

-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?

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Sharkbait

Come on Safety for the Safety Gods!

rockingdog

Live look in on the Bucs fans

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Recovery Whiskey

The Rams better come out pumped. None of this Mike McCarthy prevent shit

ballsofsteelandfury

EXACTLY

NotShogunButShogun

What does he even do? Doesn’t call offense, doesn’t call defense!

Mr. Ayo

Stupid Akers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Looks like a fumble.

Recovery Whiskey

Wonder if Arians will mention Atlanta at halftime.

King Hippo

1 head = 2 feet

Cecil Rhodes

“Not if they’re my wife’s feet”

-Rex Ryan

Don T

The diameter of Javier Bardem’s craneum?

Don T

Wonderful actor, but his noggin’ has Easter Island citizenship.

WCS

Did OBJ just finish shoveling the driveway before that picture was taken? Was he rolling in a pile of blow? Either or both are extremely possible.

Downfield Matriculator

If Rams get a TD here and then go for 2 it could be 28-3 at the half

/shut up you were all thinking it

Downfield Matriculator

Sorry my bad for saying this and causing Akers to fumble. Maybe a safety now?

Redshirt

Actually I was thinking if I need to change my pants as well as my underwear, but you do have a point.

NotShogunButShogun

That tablet Brady has only has moments to live.

hippofant

Are Qaaron and TB12 both going to lose in the same week? ARE WE FINALLY DONE WITH THIS MIRROR UNIVERSE OF SHIT?

clint greasewood

They want to hang out at the Pro Bowl.

King Hippo

Just turned the sound on. Cris wouldn’t be sadder if you shot his dog. Then fucked it. While he watched.

rockingdog

Hahaha

Brady throws the INT

Rams DEF is Rockingggg 💪

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

TOM BRADY: [makes a stupid, risky throw, and throws it badly]

CRIS COLLINSWORTH: What an amazing, amazing, amazing play by the Rams defender!

LemonJello

If you had USAA insurance, Gronk, you’d be covered from loss due to stolen passes like that one.

JustStopDude

Cris is a amazed that a professional athlete on special teams, was able to perform on defense.

Deep analysis there.

Don T

It’s happening!

Spur

Hell Yeah!

Mr. Ayo

Oh fuck yes!

Recovery Whiskey

Omg Bradyception

Gumbygirl

Oh Jesus, I am creaming my jeans!

NotShogunButShogun

Oh delicious. Brady tears are tasty.

WCS

DREAMBOATCEPTION! THE FIFTH SEAL HAS BEEN UNLOCKED!

Gumbygirl

Brady beatdown! You love to see it!

Recovery Whiskey

The destroyer of Arsenal FC and the most hated man in St. Louis.

Doktor Zymm

“I won’t say it’s been easy. War is never easy. But it has been far easier for us than it has been for them. I know it’s not over yet, and anything can happen, but so far our weapons have proved superior. Their captain, the formidably foul Braaa-dy has shown chinks in his armor, and the port of MRSA screams in anguish as the Pirate Ship begins to founder.”
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Spur

RAMMIIITT
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LemonJello

KEEP RAMMING IT, RAMMIT!

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NotShogunButShogun

Yak leader? I remember college.

Spur

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King Hippo

Using all the clock, AND they receive the 2nd half kickoff…

Don T

I see no gout gait from Stafford. Looking good!

King Hippo

Man, is LA gonna party or what!!

JustStopDude

To be fair, only like 10% of the people in LA care.

Dunstan

“Fuck, I played in the wrong city.” — Jay Cutler

Senor Weaselo

I would have been here for a prior Super Bowl appearance RAM IT remix. Double if they’re the visitors at home for the Owl.

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That wasn’t blood in Tom Brady’s mouth, it was a strawberry that Von Miller crammed in there. That’s why Tom was so upset.

Brocky

Hail Shanklin!

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clint greasewood

Brady’s herpes flaring up.

Mr. Ayo

One more taunting penalty and Brady gets tossed!

Let’s do it!

Senor Weaselo

I forget that that’s a thing, and would be the most glorious refball in history, BLEERGH willing.

Cecil Rhodes

Tom Brady’s bloody lip isn’t actually from that hit — it’s from the puréed baby fetuses that are used to make his TB12 protein shakes. Alex Guerrero says that fetuses really improve pliability.

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Doktor Zymm

Like Brady didn’t just bite his own lip or forget to use chapstick or something.

ALL HAIL SHAN’KLOR

Downfield Matriculator

Tommy gets fucked by BLEERGH and then SHANK’LOR makes an appearance? The gods may be with us today, folks!

Sharkbait

“Nailed it!”

–Blair Walsh

hippofant

Am I doing this right?

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Spur

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JustStopDude

Every time I see a missed field goal or extra point, I get pissed off as it reminds me the rat birds have fucking Justin Tucker.

King Hippo

he really is the Brett Kern of placements

JustStopDude

You know its not even just Tucker. I would bet my house that the Ravens as an organization, year in and year out, have the most accurate kickers.

The guys they cut in training camp end up having long careers. Like Graham Gano.

Dunstan

Give me a break, Cris. Brady wasn’t hit in the head on the play, he probably bit his tongue or lip when he got hit and now he’s playing it up.

NotShogunButShogun

Shanklor has entered the chat