Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread

Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”

The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”

Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.

To The Game!

Rams/Bucs:

-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.

-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.

-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.

-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.

-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.

-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?

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Don T

OMYGAAAWWWD

Redshirt

There are no football gods.

TheRevanchist

Yes there are. The problem is that they all have the same surname as Tommy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve never seen a team deserve to lose a game as badly as this Rams team. And I say that as a Raiders fan.

ballsofsteelandfury

Wow. Rams really don’t want this.

LemonJello

Akers bet on the Bucs to win.

Recovery Whiskey

Oh god

JustStopDude

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Sharkbait

SUDDEN CHANGE

Dunstan

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Don T

Easy peasy for RAMMITTTT. TB has zero TOs

Last edited 2 years ago by Don T
TheRevanchist

Is Ramsey overrated? Let’s think about that. If the Bucs win, we can all really really think about that for the entire off season.

TheRevanchist

I mean Akers, now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want to spit out these bananacakes like Andy Reid would spit out raw brussels sprouts.

The Maestro

MICHAEL EVANS

Doktor Zymm

“Time marches on. The minutes wind down. Our early glories are past, and the enemy is gaining, but still our objective is in sight. The nefarious Capt’n Braaa-dy and his MRSA-enaries are within our sights. We may fail at the last fence, but, Glod willing, the PIRATE SHIP WILL BURN”
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Dunstan

Bucs should have gone for 2 there, but almost no coach ever does.

Downfield Matriculator

I am gonna go ahead and ignore Jalen’s financial advice from now on!

NotShogunButShogun

So nietzsche was right.

Don T

Yes. Horses deserve kisses

Dunstan

“At the very least.” — Catherine the Great

Col. Duke LaCross

Collinsworth calling on nothing but throws to the undersized, white receiver. Go figure.

tundrajim

Rams seem determined to keep the Bucs in this.

TheRevanchist

Now we got a game!

ballsofsteelandfury

Can we have a Pick Six? I don’t ask for much.

ballsofsteelandfury

I need to stop asking for shit.

Clipboard Jesus

Careful, Stafford might deliver it for you.

Spur

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JustStopDude

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Game Time Decision

Receiver ran the wrong route there
-C Collinsworth

Spur

Chris sounds so defeated from the fact the Bucs are losing

NotShogunButShogun

Come on jebus. Didn’t even touch mahself or anything (today).

clint greasewood

The Bucs offense is just like parenting during the pandemic, give them lots of screen time…

Recovery Whiskey

Here come the Brady Bailouts. Smoke em if you got em. Did baby Guns make daddy Hochuli proud?

Game Time Decision

Superb Owl commercial of QBs but no Brady? Sweet

Redshirt

Like always Conversation did not work for that Gay.

Brocky

Shanklor giveth… and Shanklor taketh away…

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Game Time Decision

So does Shank’lor has a crush on Brady, or what?

ballsofsteelandfury

Gay didn’t eat his Wheaties this morning? WTF was that?

Downfield Matriculator

I suppose that explains why McVay called a timeout to save a 3rd and 11 from turning into a 3rd and 16, which was otherwise rather baffling.

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

SonOfSpam

Gay didn’t get it up enough

TheRevanchist

Sounds like my 20’s.

Doktor Zymm

“If you’re going through Tampa, keep going”
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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a smart play

NotShogunButShogun

Suck this clock.

Dunstan

The lesson is, if you’re going to make a late hit, make sure it’s late enough that the ball has hit the ground.

Game Time Decision

Evans flops like he’s in the Prem

Redshirt

Even BLEERGH is tired of Brady’s shit at this point.

Redshirt

Do it Brady. Yell at the Refs. Vent your frustration!

SonOfSpam

Actually, I don’t want him leaving the game.

TheRevanchist

This game has everything. Love it!

SonOfSpam

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SonOfSpam

Hochuli did a good!

Don T

I see Wedxle still playing by the rules before his deserved retirement

Redshirt

The Bengals curse didn’t go away, its just moving around from corporeal being to corporeal being, like a spirit looking for a new host.

Last edited 2 years ago by Redshirt
Col. Duke LaCross

The best “HOWEVER” ever.