Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread

Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”

The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”

Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.

To The Game!

Rams/Bucs:

-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.

-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.

-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.

-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.

-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.

-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?

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The Maestro

HOLY FUCK WHAT

JustStopDude

I’m pretty happy for Stafford. God he was stuck on some god awful Lions teams.

Recovery Whiskey

Best Coast

Horatio Cornblower

I almost feel bad that the Rams won that, because McVay does not deserve to move on to next week.

But then I see Brady’s pout face, and all is right with the world.

SonOfSpam

(exhales)

(cums)

Mr. Ayo

NEVER A DOUBT!!!

LemonJello

BANANA-FUCKING-CAKES-PALOOZA

Gumbygirl

Wooooooioooooooooo!

Dunstan

NEVER IN DOUBT

Redshirt

Based on how the Rams have played, I’m expected a Blocked FG TD.

Redshirt

I just became Bi-curious, because I want to kiss that Gay man!

Petronel

This game!

TheRevanchist

Oh, man, this is the best game ever!

Mr. Ayo

AWWW YES!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, I’ll be…

Spur

CUPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JustStopDude

Brady don’t play defense…

Doktor Zymm

Be the good kind of on fire dammit!
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Horatio Cornblower

Ohmygodohmygoohmygod

Horatio Cornblower

Man, if JPP has a better grip on the ball then you do you may need to reconsider some things.

LemonJello

Anybody but JPP could have gotten their fingers on Fatty’s fumble.

Spur

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The Maestro

CHAOS REIGNS

Doktor Zymm

McVay has gone full on mutton

LemonJello

GODRAMMIT!

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Dunstan

So the only question now is, do the Rams wait to lose in OT, or do they fumble here and concede a game-winning FG in regulation?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was thinking pick six.

Redshirt

You can take the player out of Detroit…

NotShogunButShogun

Not before Detroit takes out the player.

JustStopDude

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Horatio Cornblower

A missed PAT would be delicious right about now.

TheRevanchist

Ahhhhhhh!!!

TheRevanchist

This game has me all wrapped up

Dunstan

Just kill me.

The Maestro

That’s absolutely a first down.

NotShogunButShogun

If they score…will they go for 2 or just go to OT?

Sharkbait

Bad timeout is bad

Downfield Matriculator

Christ, McVay, call time out so maybe they get a first or what other reason? JFC

Gatoraids

Andy Reid approves that timeout

Horatio Cornblower

Well, this is very exciting.

/Cowboys fan just sitting in his locker and swinging his little feet off the stepstool he’s sitting on

Redshirt

Damn it, LA. Tampa may not have thought it was 4th down. They could’ve clocked it!

Brocky

This is some 2011 bears vs Tebow bullshit

Spur

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Gatoraids

If only there was an animal we could sacrifice so LA could win…oh wait

Don T

Stafford WISHES he were a Golden Calf

Gatoraids

Hope he doesnt end up a Detroit Lion in sheeps clothing

Redshirt

I cannot be part of a Golden Calf Idol situation. That’s one of the few parts of the Bible that is clearly written as clear and wrong.

The Maestro

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SonOfSpam

Anyone needs me, I’ll be over here in the fetal position

The Maestro

HERE WE GO

Clipboard Jesus

How does it always happen?!?!? A FG kicker kicking SHORT from 47, multiple dumb ass fumbles, now it’s time for the back breaking penalty to extend the final drive for Brady. $WRER@Q$RAERG

Doktor Zymm

“SABATOGE! WE ARE UNDONE!”
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Gumbygirl

Fuck.

Spur

This is why we cant have nice things!

Downfield Matriculator

Unfuckingbelievable

Mr. Ayo

This is stupid

Gatoraids

nooooooooooooooooo