This week, there was more havoc caused by COVID on the schedule as another set of games were canceled and a replacement game was played. It was also the Pride Round and all teams wore special guernseys.
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!
I hope you all were able to see the notice I put in the Sexy Friday post about some matchups changing. It was very last minute and I didn’t see it until i was about to start watching the games.
Apparently, the Western Bulldogs are STILL severely short of players due to COVID restrictions and other injuries. The Gold Coast Suns were also hit hard, so the game between the Doggies and Carlton and the game between Brisbane and Gold Coast were canceled.
Since Brisbane and Carlton both had full squads, the AFLW decided to have them play each other in Gold Coast’s Metricon Stadium. Now, here’s the tricky bit: They are playing on Australian Tuesday night, which means they played in the middle of North American Monday night.
That’s why the AFL Beat is posting on Wednesday instead of Tuesday. Let’s get right to it!
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Week 3 Recaps
Geelong Cats 24 – 35 Collingwood Magpies
Again, the Cats are showing a LOT of improvement. Not just over last year, but week to week. They played well against the Pies and gave them all they could handle, but ultimately fell short.
Here are the highlights:
West Coast Eagles 9 – 42 Adelaide Crows
The Crows just steamrolled right through the Eagles. It wasn’t as close as the score indicates.
Here are the highlights:
Melbourne Demons 64 – 23 St. Kilda Saints
Would you believe me if I told you that this match was tied at 23 at Three Quarter Time? Yup, the Demons scored 41 unanswered in the fourth quarter!
Here are the highlights:
Richmond 47 – 77 Fremantle Dockers
I’m telling you right now that the only team I see taking out the Adelaide Crows is the Fremantle Dockers. The Tigers played well, but the Dockers were too much.
Here are the highlights:
North Melbourne Kangaroos 54 – 27 GWS Giants
This was another game where the score makes the game look closer than it really was. The Roos jumped out to a HUGE lead and then the Giants got some consolation scores.
Here are the highlights:
Brisbane Lions 63 – 28 Carlton Blues
Brisbane bounced back from missing last week’s game with a dominant performance on Australian Tuesday night.
Here are the highlights:
Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast Suns did not play
As discussed above, COVID protocols forced these teams to not play this week. Instead of game highlights, here is a video about an enclave created by pedantry:
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Ladder
Here is how the teams stand after Round 3. Please note that Western and Brisbane have one game less.
P | TEAM | W | L | T | PTS | % |
1 | Adelaide Crows | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 281.0 |
2 | Fremantle Dockers | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 209.8 |
3 | Melbourne Demons | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 197.6 |
4 | Collingwood Magpies | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 190.5 |
5 | North Melbourne Kangaroos | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 126.8 |
6 | Brisbane Lions | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 107.5 |
7 | Gold Coast Suns | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 97.1 |
8 | Richmond Tigers | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 94.8 |
9 | Carlton Blues | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 67.7 |
10 | GWS Giants | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 65.4 |
11 | Geelong Cats | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 64.1 |
12 | Western Bulldogs | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 47.8 |
13 | West Coast Eagles | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 43.5 |
14 | St. Kilda Saints | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 36.1 |
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Balls Graph
Here it is in all its glory:
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Footy Tipping Contest
Here is how we stack up after Round 3:
P | TIPPER | Round Tips | Round Margin | Total Tips | Total Margin |
1 | Dok Zymm | 5 | 14 | 18 | 61 |
2 | SonOfSpam | 6 | 1 | 17 | 28 |
3 | Game Time Decision | 5 | 11 | 17 | 50 |
4 | Litre_cola | 6 | 11 | 16 | 70 |
5 | Dolph Ucker | 4 | 11 | 15 | 54 |
6 | BALLS | 6 | 2 | 14 | 64 |
7 | BFC | 5 | 3 | 13 | 69 |
8 | 4 | 10 | 11 | 65 | |
9 | Fronkenshteen | 2 | 11 | 10 | 58 |
The field has narrowed and there was some movement in the standings. SonOfSpam has vaulted up to second with the week’s best performance. Well done everyone!
Anyone reading this can still join the competition. Please follow the link below to join in the fun:
https://mobile.footytips.com.au/competitions/?competitionId=454009&ff=ladders
I remind you, as always,
DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!
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Balls’ Sechs
- COVID continues to cause changes to the schedule as now the Western Bulldogs are TWO games behind many teams.
- The AFLW teams displayed their Pride guernseys. Here is a handy guide to each team’s guernsey and what they mean.
- I still think the Dockers and the Crows are the class of the AFLW.
- It is hard to tell which teams will fill out the finals field with the number of games played being so uneven.
- The good thing is that there do not seem to be any more really bad teams. I’m sure every team will get at least one win, if not more.
- The AFLW is condensing the schedule to try to make up the games that were missed, so there will be games on Tuesday of next week on top of the games for Round 4.
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Round Four Schedule
Here are this week’s games (all times Pacific):
Thursday, January 27, 2022
10:40 PM – Collingwood Magpies v Fremantle Dockers at Victoria Park
Friday, January 28, 2022
12:10 AM – St. Kilda Saints v West Coast Eagles at Skybus Stadium
10:10 PM – GWS Giants v Western Bulldogs at Henson Park
Saturday, January 29, 2022
8:10 PM – Adelaide Crows v Melbourne Demons at Norwood Oval
10:10 PM – Brisbane Lions v Geelong Cats at Maroochydore
Sunday, January 30, 2022
8:10 PM – Carlton Blues v North Melbourne Kangaroos at IKON Park
10:10 PM – Gold Coast Suns v Richmond Tigers at Metricon Stadium
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That’s all for this week. There will be games on Tuesday next week, so I’ll probably move the AFL Beat up to Monday to give you time to put your tips in. See you next week!
As a lapsed lawyer of mostly Germanic heritage (so to say a formerly professional, now merely amateur pedant), I was intrigued by the non-footy video — I hope this is not too much of spoiler to say that I was mildly surprised that the pedantry here was from Spain and not France!
That guy does great, funny, and interesting videos. Worth a follow on YouTube if you do that sort of thing.
Unrelated, love this one
https://twitter.com/Shelby18249119/status/1486167687898279946?t=1rytQHoFWaXQfPbm6E_U1Q&s=19
Speaking of unanswered points, the Clippers came back from a 35 point deficit to beat the Washington Basketball Team last night. Second-biggest comeback in roundball history.
So the Generals lost again. meh.
On a four point play from frickin’ Luke Kennard, the less hateable Dukie white guy still in the league
WBT’s meltdown at the end of the game was quite spectacular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa_Lg3Ud3f8
The two biggest Channel Islands are called Jersey and Guernsey, so basically the same word just spelled different ways.
Down a rabbithole, I discovered that Guernsey cows and Jersey cows are two distinct breeds, but both are Channel Island cows. There used to be a third breed, but it is extinct.
Jersey cows are quite a bit smaller, and there are significant differences in their milk- Guernsey milk has a lot more protein, for example.
Alderney cows are the extinct breed, lost during WW2 during the German occupation. Fucking Nazis!
This concludes my Ted Talk, thank you for attending!