Moving along…
To The Game!
Niners/Rams:
-Trent Williams’ status is “Adamant” and that’s why teammates call him ‘Goody Two Shoes’ behind his back. His qb has said that he has a high ankle sprain and if that’s true I have no idea how he’ll be able to suit up.
-One must think that Cam Akers is on a short leash, having fumbled twice last week. He out-touched Michel by quite a bit but you just can’t be spilling the ball on the floor in this kind of tilt.
-As for his counterpart Mitchell, he was limited in practice on Thursday but I’ll bet that was just precautionary. And besides, it’s Deebo that the Rams have to worry about-he’ll be all over the field and if I had one bit of advice for Jalen it would be, “keep your head on a swivel, there’s plenty of pick plays (you know, legal interference) coming your way”.
-To me it’s a foregone conclusion that Kupp gets at least 100 and a score. The difference-maker in the passing game has to be OBJ-those shallow crossing routes he does so well can be turned into big gains quite easily as he seems to have his old acceleration back.
-San Franny has won 4 straight despite carrying an albatross around their neck by the name of Jimmy G. His nasty 2:6 TD/INT ratio during that time is embarrassing. As is the hypothetical, “What if Jimmy wins the Super Bowl? What will the Niners do next year?” C’mon, if the Niners somehow pull that off, Jimmy G will just be a passenger on the ride.
-The Rams o-line that had given up the 6th-most sacks during the regular season has surrendered but three in the playoffs. Reminder: Stafford is a beast while playing in a clean pocket.
-The Rams have been rolling since early December but it hasn’t been all Stafford-to-Kupp. The D is only giving up an average of 18.4 points per game during that time.
Gimme some of those delicious comments!
Gay refuses to stay on bottom.
Man, if that doesn’t get Buddy Cole here I don’t know what will.
Well, this won’t be the first time San Francisco got fucked by a Gay.
Just direct-snap the ball to Deebo.
McVay have a mini stroke and he thinks Goff is still his QB?
What timeout? I thought they were out of timeouts?
THAT’S WHAT THEY USED FOR TIMEOUTS? IT LOOKS LIKE AN EMPTY WHITE BOX!
I miss when the Rams uniforms had the horns curling completely around and under the shoulder. That was neat.
The white and blue ones were superb.
This
From what I can tell, LA’s and SF’s strategy is to lull Cincinnati into a false sense of security and then ambush them in the Super Bowl will an unexpected display of competence.
Is there anything scarier to a 49ers fan than hearing, “Jimmy G, rolling out to his right, still looking to throw…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAudQQ5GLFQ
And she’s in the video, slamming Pabsts!
Hey, both of ya teams, I don’t care how pleasant the evening is, you can’t kick back with a margarita and some fresh guac until ONE of you wins the game!
Holy shit we just lost power
And you live close to the stadium!
…oh not again
It’s back!
AFC Championship: Who wants it more?
NFC Championship: Who wants it least?
Banner!
His team wins and he gets a banner.
He didn’t even have to use his AK.
..
Ben Roethlisberger: Who cares whether you want it or not?
DBs gonna DB
oh Jeanine. WHAT IS YOU DOING??
Pivoting back to focusing on comedy again, perhaps?
I know I’m getting old because they just aired an iPhone commercial featuring a chubby Mexican kid in weird clothes riding a too-small bike slowly around his neighborhood, and I don’t understand how any of that is supposed to make me want to follow suit.
I haven’t a clue of whatever “song” that was playing during the ad, but, I’d happily have someone use Casino justice on me than have to listen to it again.
Bring out bad Jeanine please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxzBNOzu6hc
And Gay is straight! No, wait! I didn’t mean it like…
User REDSHIRT has been temporarily banned due to a homophonic comment.
I know there’s lots of time left, but I have no objections to another OT
‘cept this one needs to go to 3OT. MAKE IT SO
Sean McVay sucks.
He’s had a really bad game. If they lose, it’s on him.
Literally nothing they’re trying to do makes sense. Their successful drives have resulted from Stafford just Grossmaning the ball downfield and getting a couple of catches.
A photographic memory is entirely worthless if you’re shitty at using the camera.
I mean, aside from blowing up federal buildings, his success rate is looking pretty mixed.
Honestly, if I’m Cincy, I’m thinking that both of these teams are 100% beatable.
Yup
Guess that Tartt was too hot to handle?
oh man, somebody check in on the Nel household
Still here, still yelling at the TV, but thanks 🙂
Jaquiski Tartt? More like Jaquiski Shart, amirite?
That’s why that guy plays defense.
the most dropped interception that’s ever been dropped right there. pretty sure that actually counts as a dropped pass for the Rams somehow.
“Thank you, God.”
— Jackie S., Dallas, TX
Jalen Ramsey Hold my beer. No, seriously, please hold me beer. I will drop it if you don’t.
OH YOU TARTT YOU
Wow. How do you drop that.
Has the “draw ‘em offsides” trick ever actually worked against anybody except the Bears?
“Garroppolo moves his tight end”
Shake it baby!
No timeouts by the 10 minute mark!
Whoever is in charge of telling McVay to challenge calls clearly hates him.
and/or is on crack
Timeouts? We don’t need no stinkin’ timeouts!
Bad challenge is bad 2: Electric Boogaloo
This is superb Jake.
Seems like a good way to get paper cuts in your “swimsuit area”
well that’s pretty rapey, thumbs down
not really changing my mind here, rapey
How has both teams used all but one timeout in one quarter?
And Andy Reid coached in the first game!
“Not doing it right.”
— Andy Reid and Mike McCarthy, fighting over the last slab of barbeque ribs
How many mLs in a Kupp?
I am now full of pork katsu sandwich, mac salad, musubi, and coconut porter. It’s like a vacation from my couch.
lol just making up words
yer damn right
https://youtu.be/QgmzEhXe7J4
I’m pretty sure I did the Musubi on Soul Train.
Pretty sure the Rams draft is going to be O-line, O-line, O-line, O-line.
That is, if they had a draft.
Guys, just FYI have told my kid to “shut up” and told one of the dogs to fuck off in the last 10 minutes.
Me, reacting reasonably. Pray for other house occupants.
Everyone safe for now godbless
That was a really weird trick play
Rams look like they’re planning to leave the game early, to avoid traffic.
They must have read Yeah Right’s boots on the ground!
DFO – entertaining AND edumacational!!
I’m not sure there’s anything more annoying in professional sports than the yappy assistants yelling at the refs after every play.
Taunting? Late hit maybe, but taunting?
Weak taunting penalty
It’s probably “Pro Flowers” but I choose to hear it as “Bro Flowers” because it’s way funnier, especially since they have “SCORE” as a 10% off code for V-Day
Where is the lie
Nailed it bruh!!!
That animated graphic of Kittle may be the gayest thing ever associated with San Francisco.
To be fair it’s a pretty macho city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ1glxX1BiQ
ssKITTLES
THE RAINBOW HAS BEEN TASTED
Didn’t you do that in your experimental college days?
KITTLE’D