Good morning folks!
Hope everyone’s having a good weekend so far. Today’s post will be interesting as I’m compiling a lot of it on my phone. Work had been crazy as fuck this week and then we’re also having domain account issues. As March turned to April naturally.
Think I’ve mentioned before how the majority of these posts are slapped together while I’m working, hence my dilemma. While I’ve edited and commented using just my phone the vast bulk of the Sunday Gravy posts are composed on a desktop.
Anyway, white collar problems.
Welcome back to the work week vegetarian soup rotation series. Today isn’t technically a soup since it’s closer to a pasta but there are soup-like elements to it.
We are making pasta e fagiola today or as it’s colloquially known “pasta fazool.” The fazool pronouncement comes from it’s Sicilian name which I can’t fucking research right now because I’m using my fucking phone instead of my desktop.
This dish basically means pasta and beans. It’s a filling and delicious combination and one of the more satisfying dishes I’ve cooked during my – still ongoing – vegetarian foray.
Six weeks in motherfuckers!
This dish has some family history as well. Grandmommy Gladys made this fairly regularly and she included a lot of her own freshly grown vegetables in it. My brothers and I weren’t big fans of it when we were younger being the persnickety little sack-grabbers that we were.
You can certainly use a vest array of vegetation up in this bitch, up to and including eggplant, mushrooms, zucchini hell the sky’s the fucking limit.
While I’m working on getting rid of my fear of vegetation – being a vegetarian for six weeks will do that – I kept today’s version closer to the more familiar.
Let’s take a look at our base ingredients.
You’ll see the familiar San Marzano tomatoes, some veggie stock, which I’ve been buying an ever loving shitload of lately.
Hey my phone auto-filled “Shitload” for me! That’s how you know it’s my motherfucking phone.
Oh yeah, there’s the pasta and beans up there as well. Funny how the store had canned cannellini beans but not dry because I would have made these from scratch.
Ready?
To the recipe!
Pasta E fagioli!
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 small yellow onion chopped
1 medium carrot chopped
1 celery stalk chopped
3-4 cloves garlic minced
2 bay leaves
1 (28 oz) can diced tomatoes and 1 15 oz can of tomato sauce or diced tomatoes
1 (32 oz) carton vegetable broth
2 (14 oz) cans cannellini beans, rinsed and drained
1 small parmesan rind
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried rosemary
Dash of crushed red pepper
1 cup dried pasta salad macaroni or other small pasta
3 cups of baby spinach cut into ribbons
Grated Parm for service.
Chopping time!
See? Pretty much every soup begins this way. Next time I make this I will definitely use more carrots, celery and I’m certainly adding some goddamn mushrooms too.
To the soup pot!
Standard operational procedure requires the heating of the oil and the ten minute saute action.
I used to be able to find bay leaves or “laurel” all the time in those little cellophane packets for about 75 cents a bag but for some reason haven’t been able to in a few years. Now it’s something like this.
Hat tip to Brick Meathook and the Turkish style bay leaves. These bastards are about 7 bucks for that little-ass jar by the way.
Now into the pot they go along with the garlic.
Saute, saute, saute.
Remember last week where we added in a tablespoon of tomato paste to the sauteed veggies? Do that shit again and coat them up proper.
Now.
Pasta trick number 1.
That’s a rind from our parmiggiano reggiano that was so graciously gifted to us from blog resident 2Pack. You do NOT want to skip this part. It makes a huge difference. The parmesan rind will cook along with the sauce the entire time and we’ll only remove it at the end.
Let’s get the party started.
Add the canned tomatoes and herbs and the veggie stock and get to a simmer.
Cook for a good hour or so at this point. Think marinara without overly tenderizing the vegetables.
Let’s get the beans ready for the soup.
You want to drain and rinse them since they are a bit slimy coming out of the can. In fact they’re slimy as shit.
Dump ’em in now.
Remember that the beans are already cooked so they only need to cook for an additional half hour or so. As the sauce/soup starts to build you can already see the outline of how satisfyingly delicious this will be.
Check it out.
Our next ingredient.
In goes the pasta until it’s just al dente. Follow the basic directions on the pasta container for proper doneness. Pretty important step here because a gluey pasta would be supremely fucked up right here.
When the pasta is ready go ahead and fish out that now very gooey parmesan rind, and the bay leaves then give the dish final seasonings with salt and pepper if required.
Turn the heat off on the pasta fazool.
Final ingredient.
The spinach.
You regular readers will notice that I’ve begun using a ton of spinach, especially in these recent soups. What can I say I’ve seen the fucking light! Growing up, spinach was right at the top of the “Fuck you I ain’t eating that shit” hit parade.
Part of the veggie awakening I’ve experienced is that not only are the vegetables nutritious they are insanely fucking delicious. I think one of the issues I had growing up was A) my dad beating the absolute shit out of me for not eating my vegetables That’s awesome! Thanks for that Dad! and B) the way my Ma prepared them.
Yes, yet another dig at my mom.
Her method of preparation particularly in regards to spinach was to open one of those cans of pre-cooked slimy-as-fuck spinach and heating it in a pot.
That was not delicious, Ma!
Her method of cooking broccoli and other greens was dumping them in a pot of boiling water and cooking them until they wilted.
See above statement, Ma!
Back to the recipe.
Get that spinach into the pot next.
Give a few stirs and let the spinach get fully incorporated with everything else. Let the spinach melt in.
Oh yeah.
Grab yourself a serving bowl and grate some of the remaining parm on there. Right on top.
Magnificent!
The thing about using the parmesan rind is it “Funky-fies” the dish. The rind has the funk to carry a massive flavor note to this bad boy. I really wish I had added in some mushrooms now because that would double the umami action.
The thing about this dish? You won’t even notice it’s lack of animal protein. The balance with the pasta and the cannelini beans is insane.
Same as last week I made a big-ass pot of the pasta fazool today and had it for my week night dinners every night while I was at work. Also just like last week this damn thing got more delicious each day. Of all of the “soups” so far this is right at the top for overall satisfaction.
A quick last note: As I’ve said I’m six weeks into the vegetarian thing now and a strange coincidence has occurred. Two weeks ago when I made the beef and barley soup -without the beef – I just so happened to cook it again the same day that it appeared on Sunday Gravy! Last week with the lentil soup? Same thing! I made another batch later last Sunday.
Guess what I’m cooking later today for my work dinners next week?
Yep.
Makes the recipe research easy as fuck it does!
I didn’t start out with the intention of this happening, it just simply did.
Not all is bright and shiny and the perfect bouncy tits with my vegetarian experiment and I’ve got a demonstration of that for you next week but these weekly soups have been magnificent and I attribute their deliciousness to keeping me on the vegetarian gravy train as long as I now have been.
Can’t wait to see the lab results when I visit the doctor in May.
I’m doing good things for myself! About goddamn time!
I appreciate you good folks, truly.
As always it’s an honor and a privilege to have you along for the ride.
Let’s do it again next week.
Be safe out there.
PEACE!
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I regularly comment on a Sens blog and I’m guessing that a large number of the commenters are over 70 years-old or are autistic. When the goalie Anton Forsberg lets in his first goal I call him “Onesberg”. His third goal? He’s “Threesberg”. I’ve been doing this since last year. (and many others have adopted this nomenclature) And yet, long-time commenters to that site are completely befuddled as to why his nickname gets changed throughout the course of any one game.
/I guess this is my way of saying I’ll never leave this site
Taking my daughter to see that new Batman movie with her friends. I was thinking I’d be home in time to watch the women’s National championship game, but that movie is supposed to be 3 hours long. Puts me home close to 7, with the game starting at 5. Oh, well.
Teenagers doing anything is fucking terrible
I’m making it this week. Looks wonderful.
When these threads go on for a while, I sometimes forget the original topic. I read your comment and thought, what does he mean? But I knew I had the soundtrack for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91D58RuHyVU
Oh boy, 20 mins to the night thread…
You have a picture of Farva but not a picture of an actual litre of cola. Which would be easy to acquire. He only said it. I could use that same picture and call myself John Denver. Or sputum, if I wanted to get layered.
Oh, someone figured out their password. Great, just great.
“Curlinggirl69” shouldn’t have been that difficult to recall. smgdh…
Well, I just did my taxes. Time to start drinking.
I pick mine up at the CPA in the morning. Like today didn’t suck enough ass.
Just love the fact that I’m paying more because of investment gains in 2021, a good chunk of which has already been wiped out this year.
I mean, it makes complete logical sense, I’m not bitching about the system, but psychologically it’s weird.
Starting to just organise it all to send to the taxy peeps. Gah, I have too much paper. Hoping to get it out this week.
(Local Area Hockey Team) has now given up hat tricks in consecutive games to the same team (the Senautaours). All part of lulling them into a false sense of security for the third and final game of the season series next week.
The Sens are going to lose 8-1 and the Wings have done an amazing job of being an incredibly shitty squadoo. As far as playing the long game… Huh. I see you, Hero. Your machinations won’t prevent the Senators from their ultimate goal!*
*squeaking into the playoffs on the last day of the regular season, next year
More Echo Park adventure!
Angelus Temple
4/3/22
I’ve always wondered what it looks like on the inside!
How much of your yearly salary do you tithe to that Monkees cover band?
MOAR tunez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oM8FOf3_v8
In my head, despite not having heard it for years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0s8HyDq7jM
Soupsoupsoupysoup! That’s the stuff, Yeah Right! The only change I would make is to use a sturdier green than spinach. Like kale or turnip greens. But that’s just me. You do that vodoo that you do so well!
Popeye is NOT Gumbygirl’s favorite.
Sure the Ottawa Sensatours might be a team and have a certain Scotchy fan amongst us, but their captain is a guy named Brady. Do you really want your children rooting for a Brady?
I had no choice but to give you a minus, Hero. Your scatological musings disgust me!
This is easily the most amusing Derby on DFO
Yep. Booze v. Narcotics is more intense, but takes a while to get personal.
My brain now wants to think of cutesy name for back-alley abortion businesses!
A Trip Down the Stairs
Bring Your Own Hangers
Gut-Punch-R-Us
Gone Baby Gone.
Embry-No
Plan C
I’m just going to steal from the Canadian comedy duo MacLean & MacLean:
You Make ‘Em, We Scrape ‘Em
No Fetus Shall Defeat Us
Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett & Roberts LLP
Susan Collins’ Furrowed Brow
Susan Collins’ Deep Concerns
Javex In A Minor?
/works as a musical as well
“Little Betty is sleeping in the graveyard” Of course we’ll need an official song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkbS2Zrcl6g
Sounds delicious, YR.
Speaking of culinary delights, came across this little bit of schadenfreudelicious info this morning:
“In a show of hospitality, Ukrainian citizens in the besieged region of Kharkiv have reportedly been “treating” Russian troops to local delicacies—laced with poison.
At least two troops from the 3rd Motor Rifle Division of the Russian Federation died immediately after eating stuffed buns served by the residents of Izium, a town about 80 miles southeast of Kharkiv, the Main Intelligence Directorate of Ukraine wrote Saturday in an announcement posted to Facebook.
Another 28 Russians are being treated in intensive care from eating the contaminated treats. The condition of these poisoned invaders has yet to be confirmed.
According to the Intelligence Directorate, several hundred Russian soldiers have also suffered severe illnesses from drinking poisoned alcohol while occupying the region. Ukrainian officials said that the Russian military is “writing off these cases as so-called ‘non-combat losses.’”
Russians drinking alcohol? I’m not sure that I can get on board with this report. Seems fishy…
Seriously!
Man, I sure wish I could even remember when my back worked properly. God help me if I were still trying to fuck.
As my grand pappy always said, no cheese, no back. This is on you, semiaquatic mammal.
I truly am an ass. In Ikea with Decilitre on a Sunday without taking any edibles. No YOU have a problem
Look, I just can’t say no to their meatballs, OK!?
/have never been in an Ikea in my life
The meatballs are good. Also 1 dollar ice cream for Gigantor the preschooler.
what actually constitutes a bad meatball? When made of rat?
I’m curious as to what his interior design preferences are. Is he a Modern Industrial kinda kid or is he the type of boy that leans into Eclectic Chic?
Dinosaurs and vehicles buddy. The highlight was going by the Lambo dealership.
Idea for a future post-wifey loves Shiraz and tends to stick with it. Where do I go grape-wise to open up her options slowly?
Zinfandel from the US. Just as full bodied and fruity.
“When I want a woman to ‘open up her options,’ I go with something a little stronger, if you catch my meaning…” — B. Cosby
IKEA is Swedish for “screaming children.”
Hero and I have another Darby going on right now. Is it a coincidence that he’s nowhere to be found while the Sens are destroying the Red Wings 1-1 after the first period? I think not.
Frank Gore is retiring? He’s got at least 4 more good years left!
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33662094/veteran-rb-frank-gore-says-plans-sign-one-day-contract-san-francisco-49ers-retire-team
I’ve been picking up the slack for you vegetarians. Just my way of putting my arteries on the line to keep the cow population in line. Although in a remarkable piece of restraint, I only ate half of the steak I made last night, which means lunch today is taken care of.
Cows think they’re so tough! You show ’em who’s boss, Dunstan!
Team Bonesaw is getting, well, dismembered.
Piece by piece.
Good morning, peoples. Fuck the world and everything in it.
If this is what Hippo is like on a day off, I’m kinda scared for tomorrow
Everton was worse because I actually watched. Tomorrow is full-assed media blackout.
Another use for the parmesan rind is to toss it into your Bolognese sauce.
Big thumbs up
I’m sorry I wasn’t around for Duke Schadenfreude Day. I’m in Joplin, Missouri, and hoping to get out of here as soon as possible.
Named after Janis? My father had relations with her. (He cheated a lot)
I imagine the background music following you everywhere as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-PtpGBmr5E&ab_channel=PianoManiac101
So many years, so many wasted rinds.
Right? I had no idea…
Oh they in my freezer! I take em from the resto now too as without exaggeration they got through a wheel a week.
Shit, I have a post to write.
My wife and youngest daughter eat the rind. After soaking in the soup it is fairly soft and compliments crusty bread. I am not a fan of it but some people do go all the way with the Parmigiano.
https://twitter.com/tomscocca/status/1510455390814752799
Found a funny;
michael jordan’s entire bloodstream is cigar smoke and tequila right now
Bubbles!
godfuckingdamnit
Chin up! You get to lose to Burnley in a few days too!
You are cooking authentic Buddy. There is not a bit of parmigiano reggiano that is wasted around here. Rinds stay in the fridge until soup making time. I am greatly enjoying your takes on traditional soups. They are close to what we make so not exactly uncharted for me, but have added different touches to stand bys which we all know is truely the spice of life. Related… I’m working the soil on the veggie garden. Everything is gonna get fresher here come late May… yeah Buddy! Thanks, and Buona Dominica!
Would love to hear any tips you have!
I’ll keep you updated on your posts as the summer goes along. I learned a lot from my father in law and Mom. Been planting one since my FIL passed away about 5 years now. Every self respecting Italian has a vegetable garden. A wonderful tradition.